Dude kinda has a point

May 5th, 2008 · 151 comments

At this college dorm in Seattle, our anonymous submitter says each floor ordinarily has one male and one female bathroom. However, because this particular floor happens to have an overwhelming number of female residents, both bathrooms were deemed female-only…much to some guy‘s chagrin.

dude kinda has a point

related: Losing Lisa

FILED UNDER: bathroom · battle of the sexes · college life · not-so-veiled threats · piss · saga · you be the judge


151 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zchamu bang

    “You will be documented”? Documented doing what? Peeing in a room that has toilets? The horror.

    I think Kyle’s kinda the bitch here.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:36 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   secondsout bang

    “I don’t remember anything about climbing stairs just to go pee in the housing contract.”

    Well, no, that’s not the sort of detail that needs to get spelled out. It doesn’t say anything about not wanking in the hallway, but common courtesy dictates that you don’t.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:42 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   damon

      Wait, I need to be told not to wank in the hallway? Crap. That could be a problem…

      May 5, 2008 at 9:50 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   morpho aurora bang

      wanking in the hallway will be documented and posted on youtube for everyone’s amusement
      :D

      May 5, 2008 at 9:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Canthz_B bang

      Amusement? Or an educational PSA?

      May 5, 2008 at 10:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   morpho aurora bang

      amusement, definitely – unless it’s a how to guide on making accurate measurements

      May 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   se

      what guy uses the term “pee”?

      May 5, 2008 at 11:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   plasticwrapcharlie bang

      secondsout, my friend, it seems you have never read the housing contract of a dorm. they certainly DO include clauses about explicit, lewd, inappropriate, and indecent behavior outside of your room. People swear all the time in college, and no one would ever get written up for it. but if you had a dick RA, they COULD write you up for swearing excessively. Dorms and universities ALWAYS reserve those sorts of rights and abilities and cover shit like that so they are always right. they’ve been dealing with shitheads for decades, and they know how to close a lot of fucking loopholes, and I’ve bet most campuses have closed all of them. SO, I GUARANTEE there IS something about wanking it in the hallway in the housing contract, though it doesn’t specifically mention wanking it, it mentions being naked and/or lewd. Same with a public indecency law. Which you can get the cops on your ass for in a dorm. I’ve seen a guy get arrested for public indecency in a dorm hallway. That prank was funny, until somebody I knew got dragged off wearing nothing but handcuffs and knee socks. And another thing; I’m a guy who lives in a dorm, and though I know I need more exercise, I’d be pretty pissed if I had to climb stairs just to use a bathroom. I already get pissed if I have to do that, say because the janitor’s in there cleaning it for a day, which is something I just have to deal with. It’s just something you can legitimately expect, to not have to climb a set of stairs to piss, or poop. So, the guy who got stuck with the room on the shitty (or not shitty if you’re a playa) floor where both bathrooms got bogarted by the ladies has a right and a reason to bitch about that, because it sucks. Yes, it still means he’s kind of a little bitch, but he did get fucked over here.

      Apr 11, 2009 at 6:17 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   plasticwrapcharlie bang

      it’s too bad there’s no thumbs down to the rating system on this site, you deserve one secondsout. I probably look and sound like a total bitch after that post and this one, but I feel emphatic about this, so all can fuck off, it’s just the internet, you don’t have to read it if you don’t want to. And I’m open to contrasting opinions, I’m just dropping a little knowledge on secondsout who obviously knows nothing about this stuff and shouldn’t have opened his mouth with this common courtesy bullshit because the dorm nor the RA showed him any compassion in the situation, and obviously has zero desire to compensate the men of that floor. which in reality, I wouldn’t think I would deserve anything except a little sympathy, or at least the right to use the fucking bathroom, I mean, we’re all adults, right? My bathroom in my dorm doesn’t have urinals anyways, so why does it fucking matter as long as I shut the door, make sure the seat’s clean, the toilet’s flushed and I’m not being a pervert? Last time I checked, girls’ shit stinks too.

      Apr 11, 2009 at 6:23 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   Yertle the Turtle

      I love that posts #’s 2.6 and 2.7 are EVEN BETTER PANs than the actual PAN!!

      “it’s too bad there’s no thumbs down to the rating system on this site, you deserve one secondsout”
      hahahaha LMAO!!!

      good for you for not replying, secondsout, plasticwrapcharlie doesn’t deserve it…but I just couldn’t pass this one up!

      Oct 31, 2009 at 12:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   secondsout bang

    I wonder if Kyle would “document” SOME GUY for peeing in the sink of the kitchenette. I bet that’s not against the housing contract either.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   secondsout bang

    The weird block letters tell me that this dude is a serious headcase.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Sarah bang

      Or a robot. Don’t the letters look robotic? In that case he’s technically asexual, so he can’t use ANY restroom.

      May 5, 2008 at 9:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   secondsout bang

      I seem to recall “AWESOM-O” needing to dump out his “oil” after a long plane flight with Butters.

      May 5, 2008 at 9:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   AzureLunatic

      Or trying much too hard to avoid being identified by his handwriting. Though in this day and age they usually call the most effective method a “printer”, using a “common font”.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   pickle bang

      I bet he developed that particular handriting to mask his identity. He talks big about peeing in sinks, but then when he can’t hold it any longer he drags himself upstairs to have a pee in the men’s toilets, reeking of self-loathing.

      He’s also unusually squeamish about everything.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Sarah bang

    Kyle, that is a really unfortunate place to put a line break.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:45 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Crystal

      Haaaaaaaaa. Totally.

      May 6, 2008 at 2:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   plasticwrapcharlie bang

      acute observation!

      Apr 11, 2009 at 6:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   a girl

    What in the world?? If the bathroom is too crowded at times, shouldn’t the women just go to another floor instead of taking over the men’s room? Does their Residential Life office really allow this to go on? Maybe they should just make the bathrooms co-ed so this wouldn’t be a problem… that’s what we do in my dorm.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:45 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   amazon bang

      Or you all could stop being a bunch of hippies, with all your co-ed’ness, and just have all-girl floors and all-guy floors, like they do at my school.

      I kid! I love my hippie brethren, with your wacky co-ed floors and bathrooms. I feel like it would be like living in a sit-com.

      May 6, 2008 at 11:23 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Ace

      I’m going to agree with the girl. I went to a crazy hippie school where the bathrooms were mostly co-ed in the dorms. It made life considerably easier.

      May 6, 2008 at 1:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Bee

      Yeah, my dorm has all co-ed bathrooms, and it’s never been an issue. This whole conflict strikes me as sort of bizarre.

      May 7, 2008 at 4:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   plasticwrapcharlie bang

      Thank you a girl and Bee! god, can’t this country be progressive about sexuality at all? I’m catholic, and I’m in no way saying let’s have sex without convictions or commitment, but god, this shit shouldn’t be taboo like it is, it just leads to problems. I don’t see any problem with a co-ed bathroom, unless you have a serious pervert or sexual predator. and any issues with hygiene and bathroom abuse are probably dealt with just as readily, because many guys don’t like a shitty bathroom either. and sorry, ace, I appreciate your progressive attitude, but this isn’t hippie shit. We’re not having irresponsible intercourse, we’re not abusing drugs, and most importantly we’re not misguided souls, as most hippies were.

      Apr 11, 2009 at 6:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    strictly for women only? Isn’t that kinda redundant? And what do you mean documented? The only way being documented is a deterrant for anything is if it is in a deathnote.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   gingerE

      Kyle will document any offenders with a video camera from inside the stall. This footage will be aired on campus tv.

      May 6, 2008 at 1:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   thebutterzone

      Holy crap, Kira is Kyle!

      May 6, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   RunBarbara bang

    And this is why people pee in plants, the gym, the drain, the fitting room and every place else they aren’t suppose to. I blame college. I’ve decided. I blame college and MTV.

    May 5, 2008 at 9:58 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   secondsout bang

      I had a balcony on my dorm rooms in college. Many a night I pissed off the balcony. Probably also against the code, but well, I was drunk, and I’m male.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   RunBarbara bang

      If I could successfully pee off a balcony I would, even if I wasn’t drunk. But then my neighbors might leave me a p/a note about “watering their plants”…you just can’t win.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   secondsout bang

      Yes, it’s nice to be a man. There’s hardly a park in San Francisco that I haven’t pissed in the bushes somewhere. Yes, you needed that information. You’re welcome!

      May 5, 2008 at 10:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   RunBarbara bang

      Good to know. Remind me to tell you about something that wasn’t pee coming out of a residential window onto Folsom street one sunny day in September…

      May 5, 2008 at 10:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   pickle bang

      Folsom street? You live in Boulder, don’t you? I used to get things like used condoms stuck to my windows because the people upstairs couldn’t work out what a garbage can is. And horny boys standing outside looking up at the girls’ windows trying to hide their boners with notebooks. And men in ALL the women’s bathrooms!!

      May 5, 2008 at 10:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   RunBarbara bang

      Folsom Street in San Francisco. There is a very interesting street fair that happens once a year. And, ew! A condom stuck to your window? Ugh.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   Lorelie

      I’m a girl and I still managed to pee in some rather inappropriate places in SF. I think there’s just something about that city.

      Once as a result of that street fair you mentioned, Barbara.

      May 6, 2008 at 8:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Crash bang

    A chick using a urinal…??? :lol:

    May 5, 2008 at 9:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   pickle bang

      Unpleasant, though not impossible. In fact, I’m willing to bet I’ve got better aim than the average man, judging from the state of men’s bathrooms.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Mermaid bang

      Definitely NOT impossible… In fact, it may be coming soon to a bathroom near you!

      My friends, I give you:
      The P-Mate!

      May 6, 2008 at 5:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Nikki

      I often pee in men’s bathrooms and sometimes I use the urinal. It’s not any harder than squatting.

      Mar 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   morpho aurora bang

    “If I or another RA see you coming out of there or going in”
    so as long as the RAs don’t see him coming or going he can be in there as much as he wants.
    should have been more specific Kyle, now some freak is gonna be sleeping on the bathroom floor

    May 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   amazon bang

      Well of course. Kyle is a dude himself, so he can’t go in there to inspect. Or else he’d have to write himself up.

      May 6, 2008 at 11:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Canthz_B bang

    What an invitation to the “undocumented” grounds-keepers!
    A Green Card for the price of a piss!!

    May 5, 2008 at 10:04 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   pilgrimchick

    I’d love to know who ultimately will win this battle.

    May 5, 2008 at 10:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Canthz_B bang

    “No, that’s not beer in those bottles, get one from the fridge!”

    May 5, 2008 at 10:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      hee hee hee Ah college days, I once saw a guy drink a bottle of “warm beer” :twisted:

      May 6, 2008 at 7:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   secondsout bang

    I half-heartedly attempted to climb the stairs to the men’s room, but soon lost interest. I would apologize for using the women’s room, but I hate lying.

    Love,
    Dustin

    May 5, 2008 at 10:10 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   RunBarbara bang

      We have a similar problem at my work. The men use the women’s bathroom if someone is in their bathroom. Well, most of them men at my work are truck drivers that:
      1. Don’t EVER flush.
      2. Leave grease on the seat
      3. Stay in there for an amazing 10-15 minutes (conservative estimate)
      Meanwhile, we have to run across the parking lot to the Indian diner to use the bathroom. The mens room is…not an option. It looks like something out of a Saw movie.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:16 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   secondsout bang

      I like the way “climbing stairs” seems to be a huge ordeal for this guy. As if the men’s room is at the top of the spooky lighthouse.

      And if the dorm is ADA compliant, there should be an elevator. Ta-da, problem solved!

      May 5, 2008 at 10:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   secondsout bang

      If those truck drivers are staying in there for 15-20 minutes, that’s not “grease” on the seat.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:19 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   RunBarbara bang

      “spooky lighthouse” almost made me spit diet coke out of my nose. i was actually going to write something to the effect of: “what’s so bad about climbing stairs? unless the stair well is home to a mummy with a punch-ax or something…”

      May 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   secondsout bang

      Aha! This is why the stairs are such a problem.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.6   unholyghost2003 bang

      2nsout,
      as far as ADA compliance goes there does not have to be an elevator as long as everything a student would need is provided on the first floor (bathrooms, laundry facilities blah blah blah) if this is the first floor then they have DEFINITELY made themselves ADA incompliant, but if it is not the first floor their ADA compliance is independent of having an elevator.

      May 6, 2008 at 7:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.7   amazon bang

      My dorm my freshman year was old and had no elevator. It was the dean’s halls for all the honors nerds (I guess there are no disabled honors students). The girls were on the 3rd floor, guys on the 2nd, and laundry was in the windowless basement, aptly nicknamed “Hell” because the dryer vented right into the room. That was not a fun trek.

      Ahh college, I’ll miss ya!

      May 6, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Hannah

    I love the way the pink sticky note has an extra bit of a second sticky cut and taped on the end as if the person’s rage was too much for one sticky, but not enough to merit a full two

    May 5, 2008 at 10:20 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Amanda

      The addendum is also one of the most credited responses on the whole wall

      (Quit being a WHINEY BITCH) “unless that’s the reason you use the girls’ bathroom!”

      May 6, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Cricket

    what scares me the most is that Some Guy and R.A. Kyle both have the handwriting skills of a future bomber or serial killer.

    lol on Some Guy for the box writing so no one would recognize his handwriting.

    May 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Crash bang

      Oh,
      “Some Guy” will bomb that bathroom,
      using all natural ingredients too…
      Trust me… :D

      And the R.A. Kyle,
      will become the serial killer… 8)

      May 5, 2008 at 10:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   RunBarbara bang

      I can picture Some Guy stealing bunsen burners from the lab to heat up a can of beans in his room while he stares through a telescope into a girl’s dorm, counting her stuffed animals and waiting for the day he can make her his……

      May 5, 2008 at 10:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   secondsout bang

      A man begins by coveting what he sees every day. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   RunBarbara bang

      That lotion was fucking delicious.

      May 5, 2008 at 10:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   Crash bang

      I coveted that fucking delicious lotion…damnit !

      May 5, 2008 at 11:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   Lorrie

      Was that the lotion I told you to put in the basket? For shame…

      May 6, 2008 at 9:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.7   pickle bang

      I bet the hall-wanker could have used that lotion…

      May 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    Welcome to Catheter University…

    May 5, 2008 at 10:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   RunBarbara bang

      that wouldn’t be such a bad idea…but how long do you think it would be before catheter’s graduated to colostomy bags? think about the sticky note possibilities…
      “I found this bag in the common room. If its yours please take it. Not to be rude, but it’s disgusting and Im going to kill you if I find out it’s yours. Smiley!”

      May 5, 2008 at 10:26 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Canthz_B bang

      That’s our Grad studies program at IBS Academy. ;-)

      May 5, 2008 at 10:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Sarah T

    I’m on team “Piss in the kitchenette”. Honestly, why can’t college students handle co-ed bathrooms? And the “subtle” dig at his gender identity because he’s unwilling to walk more than a few feet to piss in the middle of the night? All signs point to some weird shit going down.

    May 5, 2008 at 10:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    This policy gives new meaning to both having “The Trots” and “Rushing”!

    May 5, 2008 at 10:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   goose

    Why is the larger photo private? :(

    May 5, 2008 at 11:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   amazon bang

      I know! Eff flickr!

      May 6, 2008 at 11:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   goose

      Fixded! Thanks PANGOD!!!

      May 7, 2008 at 10:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   girl

    Honestly, there was an incident where they decided to put locks on the women’s communal bathroom in our dorm and since the office was closed, I couldn’t get my key for the weekend, so I had to walk a few flights down to one that wasn’t locked….

    I was pissed about it. I wasn’t paying $15k a year to not be able to use the bathroom on my own floor.

    The guys have every right to complain, it’s just a pain in the ass.

    May 5, 2008 at 11:52 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   TuesdayPillow

    Having stayed in hostels before, when I wake up in the middle of the night and have to climb two flights of stairs and wait for the drunk people to stop puking in the bathroom, I can understand the desire to not want to have to climb up the stairs and find a bathroom on another floor. And how about if you have Montezuma’ s revenge? The dude would have to set up camp right outside the bathroom on the other floor.
    At work it’s one thing – if you’re paying good money to stay at school you should be able to have a bathroom on your floor.
    Tell the girls to SUCK IT UP!!!
    (you know what I mean, too)

    May 6, 2008 at 12:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    New restroom rules: Urination–Women 11am to 11pm. Men 12 midnight to 11am. 11pm to midnight is maintenance time. Defecation–Drop it when it’s hot!

    Any ? see me,
    Kyle

    May 6, 2008 at 12:48 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   NoPunIntended bang

      I hereby declare this as ‘Team piss off-hours’

      May 6, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Tyler bang

    I try and put myself in his shoes from when I lived in dorms. How would I feel if I had to goto a different floor every time I needed to use a bathroom? And if his case is the same as mine, this is not only to use the toilet, but to use the shower, brush your teeth, use a sink, etc.

    Team Non-coed dorms

    May 6, 2008 at 1:33 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Christine

    We had an issue like this on my floor my junior year in college. We were too lazy to walk all the way to the other end of the floor so we just used the men’s bathroom.

    No one seemed to care until the RA put up “This is a men’s room: No Girls allowed” and vice versa on the bathroom doors.

    My roommate thought it was hysterical and stole the “No boys allowed” sign for our room. The RA then came to ask if we had seen who stole the sign while staring at it hanging prominently in our common room. He pretended he didn’t see it while we claimed innocence.

    Stuff like this is so common, i don’t know people get all huffy about it!

    May 6, 2008 at 3:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Fred

    Somehow flickr tells me I don’t have permission to view the larger picture. Sad!

    May 6, 2008 at 4:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   unholyghost2003 bang

    Can we all just pause to consider the hellfire and brimstone (not to mention lawsuits) that would rain down if it were a mostly male floor and no bathroom was provided for the women? Team when a guy has got to go a guy has got to go!

    May 6, 2008 at 7:45 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Jeff

      Precisely.

      May 6, 2008 at 9:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   Sassenach

      Sounds like some piss-poor planning (literally) by whoever makes the room assignments.

      I agree — if the situation were reversed, there would be a riot.

      May 6, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   tinkerbell2

    I think we need some facts and figures here. If the floor is 48 girls and 2 boys, team Use the Stairs. If it’s 35 girls and 15 boys, team One Toilet Each.

    May 6, 2008 at 8:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      mmm if it is 48 girls and 2 boys move the boys to a more even floor and make that floor ALL GIRLS and THEN give the girls both toilets.

      May 6, 2008 at 8:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   amazon bang

      that would make too much sense, silly!

      May 6, 2008 at 11:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Tyler bang

      If there were 2 guys on a floor with 48 girls, I think I would suck it up for the privilege. That’s like something right out of a movie. Like having your own harem…..on second thought, seeing the two extra PA notes left on “Some Dude”s note, it might actually be like living in a cave full of harpies.

      May 6, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   pistola

      “cave of harpies”, you just made me laugh in front of my boss.

      May 6, 2008 at 12:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   claw71 bang

    You know, this really isn’t funny. I was “documented” and it really sucks. Hey, at least I wasn’t collated.

    May 6, 2008 at 8:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   bob wong

      Oh well, at least if you’re documented you won’t have to worry about being hassled by Immigration anymore.

      May 8, 2008 at 2:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Quite Contrary bang

    I’m gone for a few days and look what happens. Overrun by rainbows, references to mom, and lots of bathroom humor.

    Ahhh, PAN, I missed you…

    May 6, 2008 at 8:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Mishee bang

      References to Mom? Of course there is! This is PAN!
      I have learned so much about how to handle my mother from these threads!

      *ring, ring*

      Mom: Hello?
      Me, voice disguised: Is your refrigerator running?
      Mom: Hold on, let me check….
      Oh wow, it
      was unplugged somehow! Thank you for calling good samaritan, and saving me from massive food spoilage!
      Me, thinking: Damn!! Can’t I do
      anything right??

      RB – I tried… didn’t work as well for me!! I guess I will have to try again on Sunday! :D

      May 6, 2008 at 9:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   Patrick Bateman

      Simpsons rip off FTW

      Sep 1, 2008 at 9:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Sheepish bang

    Is Kyle some Nancy Drew wannabe?
    Does he have a notebook that he documents suspicious or illegal events?
    I picture Kyle scribbling furiously in his notebook documenting all sorts of things.
    Every time he tries to show the authorities his findings they laugh at him and tell him to take his notebook and go away.
    Later he is found crying in the girls washroom ’cause nobody likes him.

    May 6, 2008 at 9:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Mishee bang

      I’m thinking more along the lines of Harriet the Spy…

      May 6, 2008 at 10:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   Canthz_B bang

      LOL at the image of Kyle in trench coat and fedora hiding behind an upside-down newspaper…

      May 6, 2008 at 2:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.3   Canthz_B bang

      …Carmen Sandiego at his side ready at a moment’s notice to storm the washroom…

      May 6, 2008 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   Lorrie

    Totally and completely sexist.

    That said: team one co-ed bathroom, one ladies room. For the boys who don’t like to share, they can go to another floor. The girls who don’t like to share can have their private bathroom on the same floor. All others – peace!

    May 6, 2008 at 9:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Lorrie

      This is a scientific practicality – women’s bladders are smaller because they have more internal organs.

      May 6, 2008 at 9:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   Canthz_B bang

      Yes, but college guys drink more beer per capita than college women. ;-)

      May 6, 2008 at 2:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      I tried my damnedest to skew that CB statistic, but even UHG’s liver cries uncle sometimes!

      May 6, 2008 at 2:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.4   Lorrie

      Too true – but, said guys are also much more apt to just piss wherever (usually outdoors) when drinking said beer.

      May 6, 2008 at 6:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   GhostWriter bang

    All this talk about spooky lighthouses, domineering bathroom monitors, and peeing in front of female classmates is bringing back my nightmarish dream memories. The Pain, The PAIN!

    If somebody mentions an animated ventriloquist dummy, I will be a basket case for the rest of the day.

    May 6, 2008 at 10:06 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   Sheepish bang

      a basket case of PA goodness.

      May 6, 2008 at 10:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   amazon bang

      PANPTSD?

      May 6, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Nico

    I can’t see the enlarged picture. It tells me that the picture is private :(

    May 6, 2008 at 11:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   GhostWriter bang

    I like this version, because it reminds me of Teri Garr

    Some Guy wants to ruin our lounge
    Loves to barge in everyday to pee
    But my God, it’s for Girls alone
    Can’t you climb to other floors, Wimpy?
    B – O – Y, lock the door, it’s One A.M.
    Tell that whiney bitch to scram
    Suck It Up, the others can!

    Most boys seem to deal with it
    They don’t cry about the Ladies Room
    But this boy, in the kitchenette
    took a tinkle in the sink; how rude!
    B – O – Y, lock the door, it’s One A.M.
    Tell that whiney bitch to scram
    Suck It Up, the others can!

    Ba ba ba ba ba ba ‘throom
    Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
    ba ba ba ba ba ba ‘throom
    Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba


    May 6, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   flickr-fail

    there be a flickr image fail here. why is there even an option to make image permissions private for an account feeding into a public blog?

    May 6, 2008 at 11:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   pistola

    They should riot like in the movie blood in blood out.

    May 6, 2008 at 12:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   NoPunIntended bang

      piss in piss out? Or rather piss on piss off?

      May 6, 2008 at 5:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Evil Lawyer

    The OP should continue to use the bathroom until he is officially sanctioned. He then should contact the administration in writing and demand that they provide him with fair and equal accomodation to public facilities. If he can provide a concrete example where he experienced discomfort, pain, or actually soiled himself, and thus was exposed to contempt and ridicule as a result, so much the better.

    I would be more than happy to help the OP recover an undisclosed amount of damages for his suffering.

    May 6, 2008 at 12:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   pistola

      if you really are a lawyer I have a good question for you.

      May 6, 2008 at 12:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.2   GhostWriter bang

      Is it possible to legally quantify, “shitload”?

      May 6, 2008 at 1:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.3   Canthz_B bang

      Would that depend on the size of a standard shit-wagon?
      I’ll bet that the Bureau of Weights and Measures has a guy that’s just full of answers for shit like this. :lol:

      May 6, 2008 at 2:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.4   NoPunIntended bang

      Is today the official piss your pants day?

      Kyle’s got my documentation of this covered, you know in case the lawyers want it.

      May 6, 2008 at 5:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   thrall38

    Yea #32! In our dorm, all bathrooms were co-ed – 1 per floor of 8 people. If you were shut in the shower, you could yell “go away” if someone knocked. Or let them get to the storage cubbies to grab their shampoo and go to another floor. Just like adults. Of course the population was only 25% female, so the girls learned to chill. And the guys knew holy retribution would come from being a smart-@$$. And for the girls who felt vulnerable, there was an all-girl dorm. Guys could live in frats (is that an improvement?). My mother stayed in my room on a visit once, and even she was finally convinced that such a system could work.

    May 6, 2008 at 1:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   secondsout bang

    *To the tune of “Tubthumping”*

    I take a whiskey drink
    I take a chocolate drink
    and when I have to pee
    I use the kitchen sink

    - Homer Simpson

    May 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   damon

    Dude, why is this dude crying? He lives in a college dorm floor full of chicks. Hook it up!

    He must be 300 lbs and a World of Warcraft junkie. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I’m just sayin’.

    May 6, 2008 at 3:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      or maybe he can’t hook it up because he is now and forever remembered as “The Guy who ate too much WhiteCastle and shit his pants in the stairwell.” Doesn’t matter how hot he is … no getting past being that guy!

      May 6, 2008 at 3:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   Mishee bang

      what’s White Castle?? (just kidding, I know what it is, I saw Harold and Kumar..)

      No White Castle on the West Coast at all I believe…

      Maybe ate too much Burgerville (does it go up to Seattle?)

      May 6, 2008 at 3:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      Taco Bell? Does that work?

      May 6, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.4   Canthz_B bang

      White Castle is the world’s best colonic. Great going in, but you’ll pay tomorrow!

      LOL at the thought of “The Man Who Pooed Too Much”!! :lol:

      May 6, 2008 at 3:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.5   Mishee bang

      Nah. too ethnic, by the sound of the whining on the note, this has to be a white guy…

      Maybe KFC?

      May 6, 2008 at 3:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.6   unholyghost2003 bang

      KFC has never given me the shits … hmmm

      May 6, 2008 at 3:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.7   Canthz_B bang

      Can we settle for Arby’s?

      May 6, 2008 at 3:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.8   Mishee bang

      CB – I believe you just chose my lunch for today!

      Dammit, I just checked their website, the one I thought was around the corner must’ve shut down… oh well. Togo’s it is!

      oh, and ugh, glad to know your digestive tract can handle the Colonel’s Blend of 13 secret herbs and spices!

      May 6, 2008 at 3:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.9   unholyghost2003 bang

      Arby’s it is! so, to make the joke again ;) :

      or maybe he can’t hook it up because he is now and forever remembered as “The Guy who ate too much WhiteCastle Arby’s and shit his pants in the stairwell.” Doesn’t matter how hot he is … no getting past being that guy!

      May 6, 2008 at 3:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.10   Mishee bang

      ugh, you totally rock.

      one day I would like to try this White Castle stuff…

      one day…

      *sigh*

      May 6, 2008 at 3:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.11   unholyghost2003 bang

      Stock up on TP first!

      May 6, 2008 at 3:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.12   Canthz_B bang

      Don’t touch my lint-free brand!!
      I can’t spare a square, as someone said recently!

      May 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.13   Mishee bang

      I am perfectly happy with my “dusty” Charmin (I don’t know what you all are talking about! Charmin rocks!)

      May 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.14   unholyghost2003 bang

      I’m with you Mishee!
      We use Charmin and my butt is crumb free to the best of my knowledge.

      May 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.15   Andy

      There’s no Burgerville (sadly) in Seattle (and no White Castle either), but we do have Dick’s.

      They just switched to new trans-fat-free oil this week, maybe that’s what’s causing all the intestinal discomfort.

      May 7, 2008 at 12:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   bibberly

    I’m assuming that this is NOT someone who lives on this floor, but someone who visits frequently (as I did in college when my boyfriend lived in another dorm). Therefore, it is not that much of an inconvenience to ask you to use the bathroom on the floor that is assigned to your gender (as I, my bf, and tons of other folks did when visiting significant others). On my all-girls floor, we frequently had people’s boyfriends who were too lazy to go somewhere else and used our bathroom, and it was super annoying. We called it “wrong way feet,” as in the feet were facing toward the toilet instead of away. Just take the stairs to the guys’ floor, already. Obviously you took some stairs to get to a girls’ floor in the first place.

    May 6, 2008 at 4:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      ummm read the preamble to the note again

      at this college dorm in seattle, our anonymous submitter says each floor ordinarily has one male and one female bathroom. however, because this particular floor happens to have an overwhelming number of female residents, both bathrooms were deemed female-only…much to some guy’s chagrin.

      The floors are not split by gender. it is not an all girl floor with an irked visitor. This guy LIVES on that floor.

      May 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.2   bibberly

      Oops. You’re right. I read the note without reading the introduction. That’s what I get for jumping to conclusions.

      May 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   E

    What’s the problem? Can’t they assign one of the bathrooms as a coed bathroom?

    May 6, 2008 at 5:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Limited Ed.

    This totally violates the Citizens with Disabilities Act. There have to be bathrooms for both genders in institutions where both genders reside.

    May 6, 2008 at 6:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   Quite Contrary bang

      There are bathrooms for both genders. One just happens to be on another floor.

      May 6, 2008 at 6:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #45   Erin

    why don’t they just have one all female bathroom and one bathroom open to all genders. if the girls dont like it they can walk down the hall, if the boys dont like it they can walk up the stairs.

    May 6, 2008 at 7:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   meli

    this is starting to look more like a thread on poopreport.com

    me likey

    May 7, 2008 at 2:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   rob

    He might have an FHA claim against the dorm. By forcing men to use restrooms on other floors, but not the women, they are discriminating regarding the services provided on the basis of sex.

    May 7, 2008 at 8:42 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Fallen Angel

    Can`t help but notice how neat everyone`s handwriting is :)

    May 7, 2008 at 3:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Meeg

    That is totally bs. If there are guys living on the floor there should be a guys’ bathroom.

    May 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Neil

    They should make it an all female floor if they can’t provide facilities for the male residents.

    May 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Erika

    Really, people need to get over this gender thing. If we just had perpetual co-ed washrooms, this wouldn’t be a problem. Stall things up, and we’re good to go. How ridiculous to have to segregate genders still.

    May 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   RP

    How hard would it be to make one of them a unisex bathroom? “Oh no, we have to change a sign!!!1one!”

    Seriously, who wants to have to climb stairs when the food you ate an hour ago suddenly decides it needs to escape NOW?

    May 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Andy

    It’s funny. I thought all the Women’s bathrooms in this particular building locked. At least the ones on the other floors do.

    I sense a bit of a double standard – I’ve never seen a girl get in trouble for using the boys room on my floor – which I’ve seen happen when they don’t have their keys handy.

    May 10, 2008 at 12:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Andy Oakely

    If this were the other way around you can bet the females would be crying to high heaven if THEY could not use the bathroom on the floor where they resided. The girls from NOW would be picketing all over the place. Usual double standard and another example of how colleges are male unfriendly. I have seen situations in which there was just one female in a area with all males (like a military academy) and they would make all the males get out (posting a guard at the door) while she took her sweet time using the facility.

    May 14, 2008 at 11:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   the case for single-sex toilets

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  • #56   adrien

    I don’t blame that guy, I’d be pissed off (no pun intended) too if the men’s bathroom on the floor I lived on got taken away. It was clearly designed to be a guy’s bathroom (I’d bet there are urinals and the whole 9 yards). If they want to make both the restrooms female they shouldn’t have any guys staying on that floor — end of story!

    P.S. That Kyle guy sounds like a real douche.

    Mar 18, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Anon

    I live in residence, and ALL the bathrooms are co-ed… no one here has a problem with it. But, if there were concerns they could at least leave one bathroom for the guys on the floor. Team let-the-guy-pee ftw!

    Mar 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Anon

    Just pee in empty gatorade bottles and leave them in the hallway.

    Amateurs…

    Apr 29, 2009 at 9:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     

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