as far as post-coital “littering” goes, i’m guessing most dorm bathrooms have seen a lot worse than a pink t-shirt, no?
(and we certainly appreciate matt in greensboro, for snapping the photo.)
“it wasn’t me”
May 13th, 2008 · 93 comments
FILED UNDER: bathroom · double-entendre alert · greensboro · on behalf of everyone · sex sex sex · university
93 responses so far ↓
#1
zchamu
Wow. Looks like the letter writer coulda used a little action too.
May 13, 2008 at 8:51 am rating: +19
#2
unholyghost2003
EWWW to having sex in a dorm bathroom. Don’t you people know we shit in those showers?
May 13, 2008 at 8:57 am rating: +27
#3
ALA
“While we, your jealous/bitter friends, certainly appreciate that you got laid last night (you effing bastard!), we don’t appreciate your girlfriend’s clothes on the floor. (Primarily because we haven’t seen a woman out of her clothes in so long, we didn’t remember what women’s undies look like…well, except those ones we keep for special occasions.) Please keep littering to a minimum, as we are all jealous because of the 7 empty condom wrappers that have appeared around the house since yesterday.
Thanks,
All of those who are not getting any.”
May 13, 2008 at 9:01 am rating: +14
#4
Canthz_B
We would appreciate you getting laid if you had not slept with a slut that forgets her own clothing.
We have lost all respect for you.
May 13, 2008 at 9:02 am rating: +8
#5
César
hahahaha I can totally see the person seeing the shirt, hesitating for a moment while his eyes water due to his own loneliness, than that frown turning into a scowl and then hastily writing that note : P
May 13, 2008 at 9:03 am rating: +13
#6
Canthz_B
Gotta love the “Everyone else” as if there were a committee meeting about the t-shirt in question!
May 13, 2008 at 9:06 am rating: +7
#7
Mishee
I am just surprised that the note writer (presumably a male) noticed. I know my husband wouldn’t.
May 13, 2008 at 9:11 am rating: +1
#8
Canthz_B
Is her pimp going to charge her for the lost shirt, or just beat it out of her?
Yo Holly! Where’s that motha-fuckin’ pink tee I got foyo ass?
May 13, 2008 at 9:12 am rating: +4
#9
sally
I can’t help but wonder if that occurred at my college.
May 13, 2008 at 9:23 am rating: 0
#10
bellabeastie
The Scene of the Crime:
One solitary anonymous dormitory bathroom.
The Evidence:
One pink t-shirt.
The Charge:
Somebody (probably) got laid. And it wasn’t me.
The Verdict:
EVERYONE (?) would appreciate it if you gave me back my favorite shirt ( Joey-you know who you are) and please stop puking the urinals.
Love, Tiffany
May 13, 2008 at 9:46 am rating: +1
#11
RunBarbara
I like the equally PA “Conserve Energy” sticker on the light switch. Nothing says passive like a note and nothing says aggressive like safety orange.
May 13, 2008 at 9:46 am rating: +6
#12
claw71
I hate when one puritanical twit gets on a high horse on behalf of everybody else.
I’ve pondered this note for quite a while and considered a number of possibilities. The hand writing is neat, left justified and double spaced but it’s not frilly enough to belong to a woman. Most guys couldn’t care less about a little bathroom clutter so this wasn’t left by the average dorm-mate.
I doubt it’s from a jealous homosexual because any self respecting gay guy would have taken a catty shot at the clothing in question. So that leaves Charlie Churchgoer and his leather clad thumping bible. He doesn’t approve of the collegiate debauchery but also lacks the ability to be direct so instead of confronting people for the wanton drinking and careless sex he picks on the indirect consequences. Why does this place always smell like beer? Can you have your girlfriend pick up her clothes? It wouldn’t hurt you to go to church on Sundays.
The thing is, everybody in this dorm knows who posted the note and it is the civic duty of everybody on the floor to take action. I’d opt for an escalating series of pranks that would include cluing the pages of his text books together, dousing his room with buck lure, and defecating in his shoes.
May 13, 2008 at 9:47 am rating: +12
#13
Quite Contrary
It’s a t-shirt for god’s sake. Get a life. And get laid. Quickly, please. So we can be all harsh and judgemental when you get some action.
May 13, 2008 at 9:49 am rating: +3
#14
Quite Contrary
Dear Everyone Else Who Uses This Bathroom: I got laid last night. You didn’t. Deal.
I’d sign “Love, Me” but I hate lying.
May 13, 2008 at 9:55 am rating: +5
#15
se
That slut was fucking delicious.
May 13, 2008 at 10:07 am rating: +2
#16
p'chick
Handwriting looks awful girly to me….
May 13, 2008 at 10:59 am rating: 0
#17
lauraebk
Yep. HAS to be a co-ed bathroom, or Lesbian Sex is being referred to. Guys dont notice anything in bathrooms.
Has to be a note from a chick!
May 13, 2008 at 11:16 am rating: 0
#18
Redhead
What was the girl wearing when she left? Presumably, she was topless . . .
May 13, 2008 at 11:40 am rating: +2
#19
Huh?
Wonder if Church-goer has noticed his hair shirt is missing?
May 13, 2008 at 11:58 am rating: +3
#20
unholyghost2003
A short version in honor of the note title
Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me
(forgive me … I don’t usually do lyrics)
R.A. came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that this
Room wasn’t just for me?
At the time we were passed out here
he was findin’ her hot pink Tee.
Gonna hide all the evidence
that it was me
I’ve been reading your P.A. note
and you have no proof at all
Should we say that we’re sorry
For the pink shirt you found?
You may think that you’ve shamed me
But you’re completely lost
That’s why I sing
May 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm rating: +2
#21
Tyler
I think the mystery of the rocket pubes has been solved…
May 13, 2008 at 12:53 pm rating: +3
#22
Sarah
Littering? It’s a SHIRT. It’s not like she was wearing a bunch of candy wrappers.
May 13, 2008 at 1:42 pm rating: +4
#23
Sarah
Wait, Greensboro? Is this at UNCG?
May 13, 2008 at 1:44 pm rating: 0
#24
marcopuffin
Yes, what girl would go home forgetting to put her shirt on? I think the supposed layee planted the pink shirt to enhance his reputation and then wrote the note when no-one noticed. Hence the strangely neat, anonymous handwriting.
May 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm rating: 0
#25
Brian
A comment for Matt.
If you are the one who got lucky, way to go. If it stirred this kind of reaction it must not happen often.
If not, you must be on the “Everyone Else” committee, so let me just say that it’s unethical to send your own PA note into PA Notes.
May 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm rating: 0
#26
pilgrimchick
Brilliant. At least everyone else appreciates the fact that this individual got laid.
May 13, 2008 at 7:56 pm rating: +1
#27
Toomuchfreetime
Something looks off about that shirt. There’s a crease on the sleeve that should have disappeared if it was worn. It looks like one side of the shirt has been ironed and the other side looks wrinkled as hell.
Somehow seems suspicious.
May 13, 2008 at 10:26 pm rating: 0
#28
Crash
This must have been sent in by someone who didn’t know that the mens bathroom was turned into a womans bathroom…
May 13, 2008 at 10:46 pm rating: 0
#29
Charlotte
It could have been worse. It could have been the used condom that remained plastered to the floor of my dorm’s laundry room for two weeks.
Or the dirty thongs that get dropped outside my room by girls on their way to the aforementioned laundry room.
Despite all this, the only passive-aggressive note that ever appeared in the laundry room was left by our RA, telling people to “seriously, clean out your fucking lint traps.”
Ah, college.
May 26, 2008 at 3:30 am rating: 0
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Aug 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm rating: 0
#31
notolaf
So, would a used condom be more minimal littering than a pink t-shirt?
Aug 16, 2009 at 9:11 pm rating: 0
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