“It wasn’t me”

May 13th, 2008 · 93 comments

As far as post-coital “littering” goes, I’m guessing most dorm bathrooms have seen a lot worse than a pink t-shirt, no?

While we certainly appreciate the fact that you got laid last night, we don't appreciate your girlfriend's clothes on the bathroom floor. Please keep littering to a minimum.Thanks, Everyone Else Who Uses This Bathroom

(And we certainly appreciate Matt in Greensboro for snapping the photo.)

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FILED UNDER: bathroom · college life · double-entendre alert · Greensboro · on behalf of everyone · sex sex sex


93 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zchamu bang

    Wow. Looks like the letter writer coulda used a little action too.

    May 13, 2008 at 8:51 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   unholyghost2003 bang

    EWWW to having sex in a dorm bathroom. Don’t you people know we shit in those showers?

    May 13, 2008 at 8:57 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   orangetiki

      maybe he got wind of past room mates shitting the beds

      May 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Andy

      Also funny (to me) is the fact that this is comment #2.

      Jun 11, 2008 at 2:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   ALA bang

    “While we, your jealous/bitter friends, certainly appreciate that you got laid last night (you effing bastard!), we don’t appreciate your girlfriend’s clothes on the floor. (Primarily because we haven’t seen a woman out of her clothes in so long, we didn’t remember what women’s undies look like…well, except those ones we keep for special occasions.) Please keep littering to a minimum, as we are all jealous because of the 7 empty condom wrappers that have appeared around the house since yesterday.
    Thanks,
    All of those who are not getting any.”

    May 13, 2008 at 9:01 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   RunBarbara

      Those seven condoms were fucking delicious.

      May 13, 2008 at 9:45 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Shanoney

      Mmmmm, banana flavored ;)

      May 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    We would appreciate you getting laid if you had not slept with a slut that forgets her own clothing.
    We have lost all respect for you.

    May 13, 2008 at 9:02 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   César

    hahahaha I can totally see the person seeing the shirt, hesitating for a moment while his eyes water due to his own loneliness, than that frown turning into a scowl and then hastily writing that note : P

    May 13, 2008 at 9:03 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Om NOM

      This is clearly a girl who wrote this. Only we can be this catty about finding another woman’s t-shirt about.

      Mar 22, 2009 at 9:56 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    Gotta love the “Everyone else” as if there were a committee meeting about the t-shirt in question!

    May 13, 2008 at 9:06 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      I *hope* there were panties! A pink t-shirt is not very good evidence of sex. What makes them so sure the shirt doesn’t belong to a guy? it is 2008 people! guys can wear pink shirts!

      May 13, 2008 at 9:15 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Canthz_B bang

      In public?
      Just shoot me! :-P

      May 13, 2008 at 9:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      no, in the bathroom ;)

      May 13, 2008 at 9:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   secondsout bang

      Guys tend not to wear pink, and really tend not to wear pink shirts that have sleeves cut for women.

      May 13, 2008 at 7:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   karin

      Guys call their pink shirts “salmon”

      May 13, 2008 at 11:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Crash bang

      I call “salmon” shirts pink.

      May 13, 2008 at 11:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   Sarah bang

      I call salmon shirts smelly and probably unsanitary.

      May 14, 2008 at 1:03 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.8   Canthz_B bang

      Sarah, not to put too fine a point on it, but it’s not the shirts…it’s your choice of guys in the shirts.

      May 14, 2008 at 1:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.9   Crash bang

      It’s still pink…

      May 14, 2008 at 1:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Mishee bang

    I am just surprised that the note writer (presumably a male) noticed. I know my husband wouldn’t.

    May 13, 2008 at 9:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   RunBarbara

      My husband brings home other people’s clothes from the laundry mat, like they’re stray dogs or something. I’ll be folding laundry and see a pair of not-mine-underwear and get disgusted. I would think he was getting some serious ass but luckily he is socially inept :)

      May 13, 2008 at 9:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   pistola

      The tone of the note screams sexually frustrated male, the penmanship says otherwise imo.

      May 13, 2008 at 11:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   anglophile bang

      Um, RB. Your husband hasn’t brought home any white Puma jackets, has he? Because, if so, the owner knows where you live! :o

      May 13, 2008 at 11:40 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   RALPHY

      I hate to break the big headline RB, but socially inept guys do get laid on occasions. After all, he did get you in bed–no? As for the pink T-shirt, probably some crazed cross-dresser that felt a compelling need to come clean.

      May 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   secondsout bang

      Ralphy comes rushing to the defense of socially inept guys everywhere.

      RB, it’s worth being suspicious. If you see a training bra, divorce him.

      May 13, 2008 at 9:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   bellabeastie

      Hey, Ralphy -

      Isn’t that your pink t-shirt in the lost-and-found? In the box downstairs by the front door?

      Just asking.

      May 13, 2008 at 10:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.7   RALPHY

      The one laying next to your black pumps and mini–yea I think so—–just answering

      May 13, 2008 at 10:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.8   Crash bang

      Guess that means RALPHY’s been laid too…no ?

      May 13, 2008 at 10:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.9   bellabeastie

      No, baby — my black pumps and mini are on me as we speak. Sorry but you can’t see them.

      They go with the bustier.

      And Bella Doesn’t Leave her Stuff in the Bathroom

      dickhead. Like you’d ever have a chance.

      May 13, 2008 at 11:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.10   Canthz_B bang

      bella! Would you get back in this bedroom and leave that damned computer alone?!!

      May 13, 2008 at 11:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.11   bellabeastie

      CB — you know I love you, baby.

      Time 4 Bed…. zzzzzzz Girlz got to get up in the morning… ;)

      Just had to “chat” with Ralphy.

      May 13, 2008 at 11:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.12   known unknown

      sorry, “black pumps and mini” screams Penthouse Variations contributor… which screams “frustrated”… which is code for “mathematical virgin”… which is P.C. for “I got to do it once, then she changed her number” … which is a passive aggressive way of saying “your unit must be teensy” …. which brings us full circle to you being a Penthouse Variations contributor… which makes your hurt feelings behind the pink shirt fucking delicious.

      Not answering or answering, just saying.

      May 13, 2008 at 11:49 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.13   Canthz_B bang

      But she’s my girl, and I love her ♥

      May 14, 2008 at 1:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.14   Bronny bang

      Jeez, K.U. I didn’t think “black pumps and mini” could say so much.

      I thought it just meant “Ho’ “

      May 14, 2008 at 1:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.15   known unknown bang

      I thought it meant pop star.

      *shrugs*

      May 14, 2008 at 1:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Canthz_B bang

    Is her pimp going to charge her for the lost shirt, or just beat it out of her?

    Yo Holly! Where’s that motha-fuckin’ pink tee I got foyo ass?

    May 13, 2008 at 9:12 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   sally

    I can’t help but wonder if that occurred at my college.

    May 13, 2008 at 9:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Canthz_B bang

      It did…run and get your shirt, girl! :-)

      May 13, 2008 at 9:30 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   bellabeastie

    The Scene of the Crime:
    One solitary anonymous dormitory bathroom.
    The Evidence:
    One pink t-shirt.
    The Charge:
    Somebody (probably) got laid. And it wasn’t me.
    The Verdict:
    EVERYONE (?) would appreciate it if you gave me back my favorite shirt ( Joey-you know who you are) and please stop puking the urinals.

    Love, Tiffany

    May 13, 2008 at 9:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Canthz_B bang

      The tone makes me weep! :cry:

      May 13, 2008 at 7:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   RunBarbara

    I like the equally PA “Conserve Energy” sticker on the light switch. Nothing says passive like a note and nothing says aggressive like safety orange.

    May 13, 2008 at 9:46 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   RandyinReno

      An unintended Two-fer. Excellent!

      May 13, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   PixelPerfect bang

      I like it! It’s so subtle.

      I’m going to start putting all my passive notes on little safety orange stickers.

      Then – not only are they aggressive because they are safety orange, but even more so because they are stuck to everything.

      Nothing says aggressive like that sticky glue residue that doesn’t come off, it just rolls around and leaves smear marks.

      May 13, 2008 at 2:50 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   karin

      I saw safety orange, heart-shaped post-it notes at Office Depot the other day… I shoulda bought them…

      May 13, 2008 at 11:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   claw71 bang

    I hate when one puritanical twit gets on a high horse on behalf of everybody else.

    I’ve pondered this note for quite a while and considered a number of possibilities. The hand writing is neat, left justified and double spaced but it’s not frilly enough to belong to a woman. Most guys couldn’t care less about a little bathroom clutter so this wasn’t left by the average dorm-mate.

    I doubt it’s from a jealous homosexual because any self respecting gay guy would have taken a catty shot at the clothing in question. So that leaves Charlie Churchgoer and his leather clad thumping bible. He doesn’t approve of the collegiate debauchery but also lacks the ability to be direct so instead of confronting people for the wanton drinking and careless sex he picks on the indirect consequences. Why does this place always smell like beer? Can you have your girlfriend pick up her clothes? It wouldn’t hurt you to go to church on Sundays.

    The thing is, everybody in this dorm knows who posted the note and it is the civic duty of everybody on the floor to take action. I’d opt for an escalating series of pranks that would include cluing the pages of his text books together, dousing his room with buck lure, and defecating in his shoes.

    May 13, 2008 at 9:47 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   RunBarbara

      if he was really a churchgoer, don’t you think he would have used some clip art of the Pope or something?

      May 13, 2008 at 9:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Quite Contrary bang

      No, no, no…make it religious pranks. Glue the pages of his bible together! And perhaps put a menorah in his window!

      PS What is buck lure? And should I be afraid of the answer?

      May 13, 2008 at 9:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      QC, “Buck Lure” is Doe piss or at least something that smells like Doe piss.

      I knew a guy in college who was such an uptight “Charlie Church goer” that he made clothes to cover up the bikini clad ladies in his roommate’s posters.

      A good prank for this type, change his screen saver to hardcore porn and change his password. :twisted:

      Oh and RB, no he wouldn’t use Pope clip art … remember the Bible says “Judge not lest ye be judged.” So he wouldn’t “judge” their HORRIBLE SINFUL WAYS. GOD will judge them and they will all go to Hell,

      May 13, 2008 at 10:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   bellabeastie

      You DON’T even want to know the answer ..

      My Dad used to hunt when I was a little kid and he would use that nasty-smelling rank-ass shit to cover up his “human smell”. Supposedly so the deer would be attracted to/or wouldn’t notice him.

      Well if it worked for deer, it worked the opposite for humans. Just ask my Mom.

      May 13, 2008 at 10:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   claw71 bang

      And let me make it very clear…I don’t hunt. To me buck lure=revenge.

      May 13, 2008 at 10:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   bellabeastie

      The worst kind of revenge.

      Eww – just stab me in the neck with a pencil and give me blood poisoning instead.

      Anything but buck-lure.

      (You know, there’s a zillion places we can go with this that are completely off-topic).

      Team Save It For Another Day ;0

      May 13, 2008 at 10:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Quite Contrary bang

    It’s a t-shirt for god’s sake. Get a life. And get laid. Quickly, please. So we can be all harsh and judgemental when you get some action.

    May 13, 2008 at 9:49 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Quite Contrary bang

    Dear Everyone Else Who Uses This Bathroom: I got laid last night. You didn’t. Deal.

    I’d sign “Love, Me” but I hate lying.

    May 13, 2008 at 9:55 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   se

    That slut was fucking delicious.

    May 13, 2008 at 10:07 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      she must eat a lot of pineapple.

      May 13, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   pistola

      Is that why Hawaiian girls are so sweet?

      May 13, 2008 at 11:42 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      maybe … depends what you mean by “sweet” ;)

      May 13, 2008 at 11:55 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   pistola

      I like the cut of you jib ghost.

      May 13, 2008 at 12:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   SavageCarmina

      UG, you made me laugh out loud. Bravo.

      May 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.6   known unknown

      me too.

      excuse me while I continue to weep, I learned about the benefits of pineapple from my own mother…

      May 13, 2008 at 11:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   p'chick

    Handwriting looks awful girly to me….

    May 13, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   lauraebk

    Yep. HAS to be a co-ed bathroom, or Lesbian Sex is being referred to. Guys dont notice anything in bathrooms.
    Has to be a note from a chick!

    May 13, 2008 at 11:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   karla

      I disagree. If it were co-ed there would not be the instant conclusion that someone had sex. (due to the presence of female clothing) The logical thought process would be that someone was too lazy to pick up their clothes after showering. That would be an entirely different PA note altogether. :)

      May 13, 2008 at 11:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Canthz_B bang

      If done right, everyone knew, karla…or are you one of those?

      May 13, 2008 at 7:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   karla

      I must be, because I don’t know what you mean.

      May 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Redhead

    What was the girl wearing when she left? Presumably, she was topless . . .

    May 13, 2008 at 11:40 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   pistola

      Seriously, I can see forgetting your undies in hast but a shirt is kind of essential. unless she was stealing his sweatshirt ( a common move in college).

      May 13, 2008 at 12:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   se

      maybe he used the T shirt to wipe himself and she didn’t want to wear it after, so she snagged his sweatshirt.

      May 13, 2008 at 1:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   Canthz_B bang

      She stole the decorative towels, of course!

      May 13, 2008 at 7:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   Quite Contrary bang

      Ooooh. I don’t think Marissa/Melissa/whatever her name was would appreciate that!

      May 13, 2008 at 8:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   RunBarbara bang

      You know all those PA notes about leaving hair in the shower? Well, maybe she rolled around in it.

      May 13, 2008 at 8:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.6   known unknown

      Any self respecting dorm slut leaves wearing an article of either his clothing or his girlfriend’s.

      yeah, I said it.

      May 13, 2008 at 11:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.7   Canthz_B bang

      With just a bit too much authority. Hmmm… :-)

      May 14, 2008 at 1:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.8   known unknown bang

      what?

      my friend lown munphown told me…

      don’t shoot the messenger ;-)

      May 14, 2008 at 1:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Huh?

    Wonder if Church-goer has noticed his hair shirt is missing?

    May 13, 2008 at 11:58 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   unholyghost2003 bang

    A short version in honor of the note title
    Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me

    (forgive me … I don’t usually do lyrics)

    R.A. came in and he caught me red-handed
    Creeping with the girl next door
    Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor

    How could I forget that this
    Room wasn’t just for me?
    At the time we were passed out here
    he was findin’ her hot pink Tee.

    Gonna hide all the evidence
    that it was me
    I’ve been reading your P.A. note
    and you have no proof at all
    Should we say that we’re sorry
    For the pink shirt you found?
    You may think that you’ve shamed me
    But you’re completely lost
    That’s why I sing

    May 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Tyler bang

    I think the mystery of the rocket pubes has been solved…

    May 13, 2008 at 12:53 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Sarah bang

    Littering? It’s a SHIRT. It’s not like she was wearing a bunch of candy wrappers.

    May 13, 2008 at 1:42 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Sarah bang

    Wait, Greensboro? Is this at UNCG?

    May 13, 2008 at 1:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Emily

      This is UNCG! I recognize those tiles…

      But not the pink shirt.

      May 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Matt

      It is indeed UNCG (I am the Matt who took the picture.)

      May 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   marcopuffin bang

    Yes, what girl would go home forgetting to put her shirt on? I think the supposed layee planted the pink shirt to enhance his reputation and then wrote the note when no-one noticed. Hence the strangely neat, anonymous handwriting.

    May 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Brian

    A comment for Matt.

    If you are the one who got lucky, way to go. If it stirred this kind of reaction it must not happen often.

    If not, you must be on the “Everyone Else” committee, so let me just say that it’s unethical to send your own PA note into PA Notes.

    May 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Brian

      A reply for Brian

      One person spoke for everyone on the hall without their permission.

      May 25, 2008 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   pilgrimchick

    Brilliant. At least everyone else appreciates the fact that this individual got laid.

    May 13, 2008 at 7:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   secondsout bang

      Maybe he just left girls’ clothing around to make people think he got laid.

      May 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Toomuchfreetime

    Something looks off about that shirt. There’s a crease on the sleeve that should have disappeared if it was worn. It looks like one side of the shirt has been ironed and the other side looks wrinkled as hell.
    Somehow seems suspicious.

    May 13, 2008 at 10:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   bellabeastie

      Thank you Team What Not To Wear.

      May 13, 2008 at 10:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Crash bang

    This must have been sent in by someone who didn’t know that the mens bathroom was turned into a womans bathroom…

    May 13, 2008 at 10:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Charlotte

    It could have been worse. It could have been the used condom that remained plastered to the floor of my dorm’s laundry room for two weeks.

    Or the dirty thongs that get dropped outside my room by girls on their way to the aforementioned laundry room.

    Despite all this, the only passive-aggressive note that ever appeared in the laundry room was left by our RA, telling people to “seriously, clean out your fucking lint traps.”

    Ah, college.

    May 26, 2008 at 3:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Aug 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   notolaf

    So, would a used condom be more minimal littering than a pink t-shirt?

    Aug 16, 2009 at 9:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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