a breakup note too long for a text message…though that might have a been more (fucking) appropriate.
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May 16th, 2008 · 149 comments
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FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · breakup · cleveland · ex drama · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · more aggressive than passive
149 responses so far ↓
#1 park rose
Passive-aggressive breakup. Him, not her.
May 16, 2008 at 1:34 pm rating: +50
#2 S
wow! that is one heck of a break up note, thats not passive aggressive that’s just aggressive! Rightfully so, you give it to him sista!
May 16, 2008 at 1:35 pm rating: 0
#3 Nate Sheets
But she has wonderful grammar!
May 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm rating: +2
#4 zchamu
Excellent layout of the note - filled the whole page without overcrowding. Also, lovely handwriting. 9.2.
May 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm rating: +23
#5 Nico
ZING
May 16, 2008 at 1:37 pm rating: +1
#6 Mishee
Yeah, well YOU have cellulite on your thighs, and you can’t suck a dick to save your life you fucking whore! Why do you think I left the phone OPEN?
May 16, 2008 at 1:38 pm rating: +27
#7 jarvis
She’s a better woman than I am. I would have sent those pics to his entire address book while he showered.
May 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm rating: +40
#8 amy d
He’s a douche. She’s fat. Put ‘em together you get a fat douche. Want some, anyone?
May 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm rating: +3
#9 KW
Wow. They’re both douches; team nobody.
May 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm rating: +13
#10 Tyler
Hmm, I don’t know. Where did we get a hold of this PA note? I don’t know if I quite believe it…even though there have been plenty of them which seem impossible, ie- Dressing room=restroom, porn movies in elevators, etc, I still don’t know how I feel about this one.
May 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm rating: +2
#11 RunBarbara
I told him to erase those pics after I sent them, I knew she would be jealous.
And you would be fat, too, if you just had his baby. WTF.
May 16, 2008 at 1:45 pm rating: +40
#12 Quite Contrary
I think she might be a little upset. But she does have lovely handwriting.
May 16, 2008 at 1:45 pm rating: +4
#13 john
naked fat chicks have no business having their pictures on someone’s cell phone. i blame her.
May 16, 2008 at 1:47 pm rating: +4
#14 Quite Contrary
I think this is what Sharpie means by “Writing out loud!”
May 16, 2008 at 1:48 pm rating: +30
#15 claw71
Hold on there people, why do we assume this note is from a woman?
“Douche” is traditionally man vernacular. I’ve heard women toss the word around as an insult but they were the same sort of women who weren’t taken aback by the dreaded “c” word.
This could be a situation where a bi-curious gentleman is having trouble making the committment to being a full-time butt pirate.
May 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm rating: +14
#16 pry
that’s nicer than it should have been.
May 16, 2008 at 1:57 pm rating: +2
#17 claw71
Baby, baby, baby…You got it all wrong…those are pictures of my mom.
May 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm rating: +25
#18 no one in particular
Apparently she doesn’t have an em dash key on her sharpie, so she had to use two hyphens instead. Sad.
May 16, 2008 at 2:05 pm rating: +22
#19 known unknown
how does she know that SHE’S not the ex?
I’m Team: When You Assume, You Make An Ass Out of U and Me But Thanks For The Shower And Grab Yourself A Sandwich While You’re Out, Slim.
May 16, 2008 at 2:29 pm rating: +2
#20 Canthz_B
All this needed was a smiley.
May 16, 2008 at 2:39 pm rating: +2
#21 KittyKat
Notice the correct usage of your and you’re and she’s? Even when stressed, she uses proper grammer. I like her. Dude IS totally a douche!
May 16, 2008 at 2:48 pm rating: +19
#22 claw71
Carrie Underwood:
Right now, he’s probably in the shower getting pubes on my loofa and using all my Pantene
Right now his phone’s vibrating and a picture pops up of big fat hoochie
Right now, he’s probably urinating in the tub because he’s a douche-bag dildo
But he don’t know
That I took a Sharpie to his collegiate-lined, Spiral notebook sitting off to the side
Of my brand new leather love seat
I used the f-word and made my point, told him to get out of this joint
Maybe I’ll take a walk to blow off steam.
May 16, 2008 at 2:58 pm rating: +28
#23 KittyKat
You know, if you think about it, equating men with douches is apropo. They both squirt fluid into vaginas.
May 16, 2008 at 3:04 pm rating: +4
#24 Cricket
I’ll never understand why women want to hurt each other by calling each other “fat”.
“fat” has overtaken “bitch” as the catalyst word for girl fights.
and WHY is this bitch insulting a chick who has FUCK ALL to do with this? the BOYFRIEND is an asshole for keeping those pics from a former life.
YOU are a stupid bitch for leaving a pass-agg note INSTEAD of being a WOMAN and confronting him TO HIS FACE.
no sympathy for you, bitch.
ps. you’re fucking fat, WTF?
May 16, 2008 at 3:06 pm rating: +14