Comments on: Perhaps it’s time for a little group therapy?

By: fight or flight | passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes

fight or flight | passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:31:16 +0000

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By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:25:07 +0000

I once had a boss that banned us from making popcorn in the microwave during work hours. He said it reminded him of a skeezy movie theater. It sort of made me wonder what sort of theaters he was frequenting…

I do hate it when people in my office heat up fish in the microwave. Luckily, microwaves are banned on our floor anyway, but there is always that wonderful person who heats up their food on another floor and brings it back to ours. There’s nothing like the pungent tang of day-old halibut to awaken your senses in the middle of the day.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:06:34 +0000

the difference is, Jeffrey (if that even is your real name!), that people here know that I know the correct way… and they also know that I am a pretty big stoner, who just the other day, got the letters in my last name wrong, so yes, as RB says, I have not only earned the right (being the Awesome Mishee that I am), but I also have excuses that the Grammar Nazis know about!

Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me….

By: RunBarbara

RunBarbara — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:02:54 +0000

No, she earned the right to abuse any punctuation she wants.

By: Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:00:46 +0000

What, no correction of Mishee’s incorrect apostrophe? Self-respect, anyone?

By: Olivia

Olivia — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:25:11 +0000

I have to side with Pissed-Off Shrink #1. I can just imagine the smells that waft into her/his office.

By: Eli

Eli — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:24:04 +0000

DAMN! That is a bad boob job if I’ve ever seen one. She should sue her doctor for malpractice… he was probably coked up on “ethnic” food at the time.

By: jenn

jenn — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:50:49 +0000

um WT F does this crack pot poorly used grammar fiend think he-she is doing? I say this person is a persona non grata oh and a big fuck you to the “ethnic foods” ill eat my chicken tikka masala whenever and wherever i want, thats including your stupid office!

By: cabezon

cabezon — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:27:07 +0000

well, thank god it wasn’t fish sticks

By: Mishee

Mishee — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:21:43 +0000

getting your movies mixed up? I believe he ate the brains in Hannibal… but with fava beans he had to pair the Chianti with liver….

By: cricket

cricket — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:09:32 +0000

wait, no ethnic food?

I guess this means I can’t eat your brains with fava beans and a nice chianti?

By: Kristi

Kristi — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:19:52 +0000

The use of the word “around” in such a shrinky way (“let’s change our habits around food…”) adds the perfect finishing P-A touch to this hilarious note.

Club Roasted Goat with Anchovies!

By: Crash

Crash — Sat, 24 May 2008 02:16:05 +0000

There’s nothing wrong with tom that a stiletto to the throat couldn’t cure…

By: tom

tom — Sat, 24 May 2008 01:39:15 +0000

There’s nothing wrong with the writer of that first note that a few punches to the throat couldn’t straighten out.