Writes Bibs in Tacoma, Washington: “My sophomore year in college, I was placed in a campus house with six other girls I didn’t know. To say the least, we did not really get along, but we made a chore chart so we would all at least have a semi-clean house to live in.” At least, that was the idea.
Things broke down when one of the housemates, Cindy, was confronted with the reality of seven girls sharing one bathroom. After this little display, Bibs says, the chore wheel pretty much went to hell.
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#1
zombieBlanco
Does this gross you out? If not, I have directions to a few dressingroom stalls, gym showers and coffee-bar restrooms you might also like.
May 21, 2008 at 12:37 am rating: 13
#2
ihityouinthenose
i must agree with Cindy….nothing delicious about that shit at all.
nasty as it is though, i really love that she saved the thing just to tape it to the mirror!
May 21, 2008 at 12:38 am rating: 10
#3
Sundance
Get a long Swifter handle, and clean WHILE you shit.
May 21, 2008 at 12:42 am rating: 45
#4
zombieBlanco
Me thinks Cindy is a few hearts and smiley faces short of a real passive aggressive note. But we’ll award extra points for the used swiffer pad on the mirror.
May 21, 2008 at 12:44 am rating: 4
#5
jadefirefly
The thing is, if that’s REALLY a bathroom shared by seven girls, I’d expect MORE from a week’s worth of grunge. O_o
May 21, 2008 at 12:49 am rating: 3
#6
zombieBlanco
Dear Cindy,
It was my week to clean the bathroom. I half-heartedly attempted to sweep the shit up, but soon lost interest in the project. Wear shoes and play it safe. I would apologize, but I hate lying.
Love, Bibs
(Thank You Dustin )
May 21, 2008 at 12:54 am rating: 18
#7
appleheart
How does the floor get so dirty? You’d think they cooked and ate on it.
May 21, 2008 at 1:14 am rating: 2
#8
secondsout
Just what is that taped below? The picture cuts it off. If the first one is a swiffer cloth, God only knows what the other one is.
May 21, 2008 at 1:38 am rating: 0
#9
secondsout
“If you have the time to shit here…” Like taking a shit takes a long time. Well, maybe if you have the heated toilet seat, a good copy of National Geographic, and a proclivity for eating only meat. Then, take your time, but be warned that your karmic duty demands that you mop the floor, too.
May 21, 2008 at 1:52 am rating: 1
#10
secondsout
Did she mean to put the underline under the word “not,” instead of “is?” Otherwise, it doesn’t really make sense. Add that to her bungled grammar, “me to,” and it tells us that UWT may be the place for the C students of Washington.
May 21, 2008 at 2:09 am rating: 1
#11
secondsout
Bibs? Who the fuck calls herself BIBS? Is that on her birth certificate, or does she actually ask people to call her that? If it’s not on her birth certificate, just what awful name IS on her birth certificate. “Yeah, my name is Gretel, but you can just call me Bibs.”
May 21, 2008 at 2:21 am rating: 7
#12
Jordyn
Why did she underline IS? Isn’t that a little weird?
May 21, 2008 at 2:36 am rating: 0
#13
Fnnkybutt
Cindy -
That is trifling and disgusting. I just want you to know I wiped between my legs with that Swiffer.
Bibs
May 21, 2008 at 3:33 am rating: 8
#14
secondsout
Cindy, you may think that your turn on the chore wheel is difficult now, but wait until it is your turn to “wipe Bibs’s dirty butt!“
May 21, 2008 at 3:42 am rating: 1
#15
secondsout
Anyone notice just how many of these PAN writers have handwriting that makes them look like psychopaths? I may be no forensic psychologist, but I think I’m noticing a pattern…
May 21, 2008 at 3:45 am rating: 1
#16
Leish
So much time and effort spent sticking that up. Bubble writing….so over
May 21, 2008 at 4:16 am rating: 0
#17
jabbadabbaduu
Ahh, so bubble writing is what it’s called! Thank you for clearing that up for me, Leish.
And secondsout, I have to say that’s an interesting theory. After spending a year in the US, I noticed that all the passive aggressive girls wrote like that. I thought it was just how you were taught to write as a kid in America, and that only the passive aggressive kind stuck to it. Well, I’m finishing my master thesis in psychology these days, but this seriously made me think about starting all over again on this topic. I will call it “Passive Aggressive Handwriting – bubbles of anger”.
May 21, 2008 at 4:56 am rating: 4
#18
Rumble_fish
I have found an image of Jesus in that swiffer!!
Save it for ebay!!
May 21, 2008 at 8:11 am rating: 13
#19
fantasy
that better not be a weeks worth of shit.If it is, it looks to me that someone is definately constipated, and in need of a good laxative.
Maybe even a good chew off a chunk of cascara bark.
May 21, 2008 at 8:21 am rating: 3
#20
fantasy
No gold stars on the chore chart this week, next week we will issue gold stars for just about any fucking shit!
Come on little girls, this weeks lesson is take the time to get a gold star on the “chore chart”!
May 21, 2008 at 8:25 am rating: 0
#21
claw71
Why are they shitting on the floor when there’s a perfectly operational shower right there?
May 21, 2008 at 8:35 am rating: 4
#22
Quite Contrary
Two swifter sheets…20 cents
Bubble letters written by an orange sharpie…$7.99
A two page passive aggressive diatribe…priceless
May 21, 2008 at 8:42 am rating: 5
#23
fantasy
BiBs= Bring It on BitcheS!
May 21, 2008 at 8:54 am rating: 8
#24
globalnole
I lived in a dorm-suite with four college freshmen guys and our bathroom floor never looked anything like that. C’mon girls, represent your sex!
Foul.
May 21, 2008 at 9:13 am rating: 1
#25
unholyghost2003
7 girls one bathroom? what the HELL is wrong with that school? And why are they cleaning their own bathroom?It is school owned housing, doesn’t the school clean the common spaces?
May 21, 2008 at 9:15 am rating: 1
#26
fantasy
……seven girls one cup?
OMG! I mean seven girls one chore chart!
May 21, 2008 at 9:24 am rating: 9
#27
Mishee
I guess you know you are overextending yourself when you don’t even have time to shit!
P.S. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
May 21, 2008 at 9:28 am rating: 1
#28
amy d
Team wtf is tour week?
May 21, 2008 at 9:48 am rating: 0
#29
amy d
After extensive carbon dating tests were run, it was found that it was indeed a week’s worth of shit. Furthermore, DNA testting proved it was Cindy’s shit.
Subsequently, her roommates rubbed Cindy’s nose in it.
May 21, 2008 at 9:50 am rating: 10
#30
RALPHY
Why am I not surprised that 7 girls sharing the same bathroom are having problems? Given the axiom that the bathroom is the primary core value of most women, DNA testing is in order to determine the wayward child.
Otherwise do what the guys do (1) grab the waders(so you don’t slip and slide ) (2) grab a candle and the latest(perferred) isue of LOWRIDER(3) take your dump ,blow out the candles, and leave the waders outside for the next guy. Simple.
May 21, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: 2
#31
RunBarbara
the best part is how she made fuckinggross one word.
those swifter’s look like the sort of used diaper’s you’d see left behind in a wal mart parking lot.
fuckinggross.
May 21, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: 6
#32
claw71
College girls are nasty which is why I always break up with my girlfriends when they graduate high school. Funny thing about high school girls…I keep getting older and they all stay the same.
May 21, 2008 at 9:54 am rating: 8
#33
Sheepish
“hey, Cindy, why did you put me on bathroom duty again this week?”
“well, Bibs, you didn’t clean it last week.”
“whatever bee-atch, i’m not going to clean it this week either.”
“you’re fat!”
“you’re a whore!”
*bitch slaps and wrestling*
*clothes get ripped off*
*shower somehow gets turned on and fighting continues while girls get wet*
*other roommates join in on the fight*
ohhh yeaaah! 7 girls sharing one bathroom in my mind!
May 21, 2008 at 10:08 am rating: 5
#34
Fern
I love that she’s a soph in college and spelled ‘too’ wrong. But the anger is hilarious and it was a great note!!
May 21, 2008 at 10:10 am rating: 3
#35
se
Bibs says “six other girls I didn’t know”.
Does that mean she doesn’t know herself?
May 21, 2008 at 10:14 am rating: 2
#36
GhostWriter
Actually, it’s only four other girls, and four guys (Marcia, Jan, Carol, and Alice, plus Mike, Greg, Peter and Bobby.) Cindy’s note is really targeting Alice, who is paid to clean up.
May 21, 2008 at 10:16 am rating: 4
#37
claw71
Cindy was pretty sure that Hildegard and Buffy were responsible for the excessive filth in the bathroom but they were big girls and confronting them directly was a frightening prospect. Besides, Amy was the one who invited them to move in to the Susan B. Anthony Hotel and her relationship with Hildy seemed a little odd. Wasn’t it her place to get those two in order?
May 21, 2008 at 10:30 am rating: 3
#38
Internet Marketing Badger
I’m sure the girls would be getting along a lot better if one of them would stop microwaving her ethnic foods. No wonder things are tense.
IMB
May 21, 2008 at 10:32 am rating: 1
#39
Naomi
The Mad Bomber: Sorority Version.
May 21, 2008 at 10:39 am rating: 1
#40
fdas0pufasd
College roommates are the worst. Everybody’s enjoying a taste of freedom and chores just don’t fit into the schedule.
May 21, 2008 at 11:04 am rating: 1
#41
Quite Contrary
Do you think any of the roommates clear the microwave timer when they’re done?
May 21, 2008 at 11:52 am rating: 1
#42
GhostWriter
A dirty Swiffer sheet? That’s what you get when you clean up.
Sanctimoniously taping it to the mirror? Hell, the bathroom’s not clean anymore; do your job, Cindy!
May 21, 2008 at 12:05 pm rating: 2
#43
GhostWriter
I think what happened was, Cindy used one of those oriental toxin-leaching foot pads, instead of a Swiffer sheet. They turn nasty black in a matter of minutes, just from moisture.
Although, they do give the user a comfortable sense of cleansing after usage.
May 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm rating: 1
#44
orangetiki
That’s a week’s worth of shit and fuck (spunk)? wow busy bathroom
May 21, 2008 at 2:22 pm rating: 0
#45
Canthz_B
I’d be pissed if I took the time to shit and swiffer and the damned swiffer pad stayed clean.
If I’m gonna swiffer there damned well better be some dirt down there!
May 21, 2008 at 5:08 pm rating: 0
#46
known unknown
Dear Cindy-rella,
First off, ew @ that skidmarked swiffer!
While we’re airing our grievances out, do you mind NOT making hash marks on the door jamb every time one of us takes a shit? It’s fuckingweird.
P.S. You didn’t need to sign your name, of course we know it’s you. You’re the only one who cleans.
Double Kisses,
Your Evil Stepsisters
May 21, 2008 at 7:47 pm rating: 2
#47
HeartlessMachine
If that’s not a week’s worth of shit fuck, I don’t know what is.
May 21, 2008 at 8:04 pm rating: 3
#48
Tyler
Worse part is, Swiffers really don’t clean that well…
May 21, 2008 at 9:21 pm rating: 1
#49
oscar
I’m still trying to figure out if that stain is literal shit or figurative shit. I sincerely hope it’s the latter.
May 22, 2008 at 12:28 am rating: 0
#50
Lyra
You know, it could just be a week’s worth of walking in the bathroom with dirty feet. It’s not so unbelievable. And at least it’s a swiffer, and not your own two hands.
May 22, 2008 at 4:03 am rating: 0
#51
Cricket
10 bucks says that nasty thing stayed up there for AT LEAST 2 days before Cindy had to take it down herself and if she did, her roommates should probably sleep with one eye open.
May 22, 2008 at 4:28 am rating: 2
#52
GhostWriter
How do we know that Cindy isn’t re-using the same Swiffer week after week? I’ll bet she keeps it on a hanger in her closet, next to a bag of soap shavings.
May 22, 2008 at 8:58 am rating: 0
#53
Mikki
I thought people didn’t capitalize their i’s when only typing. I didn’t realize it was the thing to do with hand written notes now, too.
May 28, 2008 at 12:34 pm rating: 0
#54
cabezon
proof positive that girls are super icky
May 29, 2008 at 9:07 pm rating: 0
#55
Jen DC
Ha! I totally just left a toilet paper swipe of the sink after my male roommate shaved and left his hairy bits all over the place. I left it on the back of the toilet where he’d see it the next time he peed. No verbal message tho; just the shavings.
Jul 9, 2008 at 10:17 pm rating: 0
#56
Oz
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I am from Britain and also now am reading in English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “razor 4 stroke scooter.”
With respect
, Oz.
Sep 5, 2009 at 7:49 am rating: 0
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