writes bibs in tacoma, washington: “my sophomore year in college, i was placed in a campus house with six other girls i didn’t know. to say the least, we did not really get along, but we made a chore chart so we would all at least have a semi-clean house to live in.” at least, that was the idea.
things broke down when one of her housemates, cindy, was confronted with the reality of seven girls sharing one bathroom. after this little display, bibs says, the chore wheel pretty much went to hell.
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109 responses so far ↓
#1 zombieBlanco
Does this gross you out? If not, I have directions to a few dressingroom stalls, gym showers and coffee-bar restrooms you might also like.
May 21, 2008 at 12:37 am rating: +9
#2 ihityouinthenose
i must agree with Cindy….nothing delicious about that shit at all.
nasty as it is though, i really love that she saved the thing just to tape it to the mirror!
May 21, 2008 at 12:38 am rating: +6
#3 Sundance
Get a long Swifter handle, and clean WHILE you shit.
May 21, 2008 at 12:42 am rating: +32
#4 zombieBlanco
Me thinks Cindy is a few hearts and smiley faces short of a real passive aggressive note. But we’ll award extra points for the used swiffer pad on the mirror.
May 21, 2008 at 12:44 am rating: +3
#5 jadefirefly
The thing is, if that’s REALLY a bathroom shared by seven girls, I’d expect MORE from a week’s worth of grunge. O_o
May 21, 2008 at 12:49 am rating: +2
#6 zombieBlanco
Dear Cindy,
It was my week to clean the bathroom. I half-heartedly attempted to sweep the shit up, but soon lost interest in the project. Wear shoes and play it safe. I would apologize, but I hate lying.
Love, Bibs
(Thank You Dustin )
May 21, 2008 at 12:54 am rating: +14
#7 appleheart
How does the floor get so dirty? You’d think they cooked and ate on it.
May 21, 2008 at 1:14 am rating: +2
#8 secondsout
Just what is that taped below? The picture cuts it off. If the first one is a swiffer cloth, God only knows what the other one is.
May 21, 2008 at 1:38 am rating: 0
#9 secondsout
“If you have the time to shit here…” Like taking a shit takes a long time. Well, maybe if you have the heated toilet seat, a good copy of National Geographic, and a proclivity for eating only meat. Then, take your time, but be warned that your karmic duty demands that you mop the floor, too.
May 21, 2008 at 1:52 am rating: +1
#10 secondsout
Did she mean to put the underline under the word “not,” instead of “is?” Otherwise, it doesn’t really make sense. Add that to her bungled grammar, “me to,” and it tells us that UWT may be the place for the C students of Washington.
May 21, 2008 at 2:09 am rating: +1
#11 secondsout
Bibs? Who the fuck calls herself BIBS? Is that on her birth certificate, or does she actually ask people to call her that? If it’s not on her birth certificate, just what awful name IS on her birth certificate. “Yeah, my name is Gretel, but you can just call me Bibs.”
May 21, 2008 at 2:21 am rating: +7
#12 Jordyn
Why did she underline IS? Isn’t that a little weird?
May 21, 2008 at 2:36 am rating: 0
#13 Fnnkybutt
Cindy -
That is trifling and disgusting. I just want you to know I wiped between my legs with that Swiffer.
Bibs
May 21, 2008 at 3:33 am rating: +8
#14 secondsout
Cindy, you may think that your turn on the chore wheel is difficult now, but wait until it is your turn to “wipe Bibs’s dirty butt!“
May 21, 2008 at 3:42 am rating: +1
#15 secondsout
Anyone notice just how many of these PAN writers have handwriting that makes them look like psychopaths? I may be no forensic psychologist, but I think I’m noticing a pattern…
May 21, 2008 at 3:45 am rating: +1
#16 Leish
So much time and effort spent sticking that up. Bubble writing….so over
May 21, 2008 at 4:16 am rating: 0
#17 jabbadabbaduu
Ahh, so bubble writing is what it’s called! Thank you for clearing that up for me, Leish.
And secondsout, I have to say that’s an interesting theory. After spending a year in the US, I noticed that all the passive aggressive girls wrote like that. I thought it was just how you were taught to write as a kid in America, and that only the passive aggressive kind stuck to it. Well, I’m finishing my master thesis in psychology these days, but this seriously made me think about starting all over again on this topic. I will call it “Passive Aggressive Handwriting - bubbles of anger”.
May 21, 2008 at 4:56 am rating: +4
#18 Rumble_fish
I have found an image of Jesus in that swiffer!!
Save it for ebay!!
May 21, 2008 at 8:11 am rating: +12
#19 fantasy
that better not be a weeks worth of shit.If it is, it looks to me that someone is definately constipated, and in need of a good laxative.
Maybe even a good chew off a chunk of cascara bark.
May 21, 2008 at 8:21 am rating: +3
#20 fantasy
No gold stars on the chore chart this week, next week we will issue gold stars for just about any fucking shit!
Come on little girls, this weeks lesson is take the time to get a gold star on the “chore chart”!
May 21, 2008 at 8:25 am rating: 0
#21 claw71
Why are they shitting on the floor when there’s a perfectly operational shower right there?
May 21, 2008 at 8:35 am rating: +4
#22 Quite Contrary
Two swifter sheets…20 cents
Bubble letters written by an orange sharpie…$7.99
A two page passive aggressive diatribe…priceless
May 21, 2008 at 8:42 am rating: +5
#23 fantasy
BiBs= Bring It on BitcheS!
May 21, 2008 at 8:54 am rating: +8
#24 globalnole
I lived in a dorm-suite with four college freshmen guys and our bathroom floor never looked anything like that. C’mon girls, represent your sex!
Foul.
May 21, 2008 at 9:13 am rating: 0
#25 unholyghost2003
7 girls one bathroom? what the HELL is wrong with that school? And why are they cleaning their own bathroom?It is school owned housing, doesn’t the school clean the common spaces?
May 21, 2008 at 9:15 am rating: +1
#26 fantasy
……seven girls one cup?
OMG! I mean seven girls one chore chart!
May 21, 2008 at 9:24 am rating: +9
#27 Mishee
I guess you know you are overextending yourself when you don’t even have time to shit!
P.S. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
May 21, 2008 at 9:28 am rating: +1
#28 amy d
Team wtf is tour week?
May 21, 2008 at 9:48 am rating: 0
#29 amy d
After extensive carbon dating tests were run, it was found that it was indeed a week’s worth of shit. Furthermore, DNA testting proved it was Cindy’s shit.
Subsequently, her roommates rubbed Cindy’s nose in it.
May 21, 2008 at 9:50 am rating: +10
#30 RALPHY
Why am I not surprised that 7 girls sharing the same bathroom are having problems? Given the axiom that the bathroom is the primary core value of most women, DNA testing is in order to determine the wayward child.
Otherwise do what the guys do (1) grab the waders(so you don’t slip and slide ) (2) grab a candle and the latest(perferred) isue of LOWRIDER(3) take your dump ,blow out the candles, and leave the waders outside for the next guy. Simple.
May 21, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: +2
#31 RunBarbara
the best part is how she made fuckinggross one word.
those swifter’s look like the sort of used diaper’s you’d see left behind in a wal mart parking lot.
fuckinggross.
May 21, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: +6
#32 claw71
College girls are nasty which is why I always break up with my girlfriends when they graduate high school. Funny thing about high school girls…I keep getting older and they all stay the same.
May 21, 2008 at 9:54 am rating: +7