“On our sorority dorm floor, the girls decorate their doors with pictures and various sorority decorations,” explains Kimberly in Knoxville, Tennessee. But when one of Kimberly’s sorority sisters noticed a few of her pictures were missing, she was like, really not happy. So, over the course of several days, she made her feelings known.
Reports Kimberly: “No worries though — the pictures were finally returned.”
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104 responses so far ↓
#1
RunBarbara
Doesn’t anyone go to class anymore?
May 22, 2008 at 10:23 am rating: 90
#2
Tony Bullard
Photos cost what, like 15 cents a copy? If you’re going to place them in a public place, why the hell would you put up your only copy?
May 22, 2008 at 10:26 am rating: 90
#3
Jimmy Straightline
Oh, I submitted those photos to “Girls Gone Wild”. Just trying to help!
May 22, 2008 at 10:26 am rating: 90
#4
Mishee
Wow, what handwriting. I believe I have seen some of Cody’s other work on the freeway overpasses. How does she get up there?? Must be a cheerleader.
May 22, 2008 at 10:28 am rating: 90
#5
amy d
Be warned: I WILL find out who took my pictures! If you do not return them, I will begin posting notes on your door every day. Trust me, you WILL get sick of this ANNOYING writing style!
May 22, 2008 at 10:30 am rating: 90
#6
anglophile
My god. I know a girl with this exact handwriting. And she is exactly like you would expect someone with this handwriting to be like.
May 22, 2008 at 10:30 am rating: 90
#7
zchamu
Put my stuff back! I’m really not kidding! I really want my stuff back and I’m not kidding about it! Why would I kid about wanting my stuff back? I AM NOT KIDDING!
May 22, 2008 at 10:33 am rating: 90
#8
RunBarbara
Im a little disappointed. When I saw it was a “Greek” melodrama, I totally expected a PAN from girl to her boyfriend about not fucking her in the ass while she is passed out at the frat house after a few too many jager bombs.
I would say Im sorry if that offends anyone, but I hate lying.
May 22, 2008 at 10:34 am rating: 90
#9
unholyghost2003
I was hoping for something Oedipal … but perhaps that is to heavy for PAN
Perhaps this could be worked into a modern production of the Furies.
May 22, 2008 at 10:37 am rating: 90
#10
GhostWriter
The she found the pics. They had slipped behind other ones in her ribbon web. She kept her notes up anyway.
May 22, 2008 at 10:50 am rating: 90
#11
Quite Contrary
For fuck’s sake, how many pictures can one put underneath pink and brown satin ribbon anyway?
May 22, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: 90
#12
kendra
one of my best friends in college (and next door dorm neighbor) had a picture of Michelangelo’s David (of course, with a makeshift kilt to cover up his goods since we went to a super-uber baptist/anti-fornication college) on her door. Then one night during our Xmas open house, it was stolen. She put it up in the lost and found in our bulk email program, but alas, it was never found. Probably stolen by some poor girl or dude who was in desperate need of something that would remind her/him of porn. ha
May 22, 2008 at 11:07 am rating: 90
#13
Mishee
I like how even after the last one, she still signed it! Like people don’t know who is writing these mysterious notes!
May 22, 2008 at 11:07 am rating: 90
#14
GhostWriter
The CIA has your pics, Cody. Since you displayed them in a publicly accessible location, the Patriot Act allows them to be confiscated.
Now explain to me, Cody, how you came to posses personal photos of known Al Qaeda operatives. Do you enjoy surfing? Then you’ll love our little waterboarding session.
May 22, 2008 at 11:07 am rating: 90
#15
RALPHY
Cody–Sorry I took the pictures off the finely decorated wall, but the one of your bare ass just turned me on. Looked like heaven to me, I just didn’t realize heaven was that big.
May 22, 2008 at 11:16 am rating: 90
#16
claw71
Kimberly and the rest of this Sisterhood of the A&F Pants should be ashamed of themselves for submitting to these PAN demands and returning the photographs. The more appropriate response would have been removing the remaining pictures and replacing them for stick figures drawn on Post-Its.
We make fun of PANs because they’re wrong on so many levels but we rarely take PAN-ablers to task.
May 22, 2008 at 11:38 am rating: 90
#17
Brad
This situation is fucking delicious.
May 22, 2008 at 11:45 am rating: 90
#18
se
These pictures were the swiffers Cindy used in the bathroom.
Wonder why she wants them back?
May 22, 2008 at 11:59 am rating: 90
#19
secondsout
The pictures were finally returned. The ones of the hot redhead kinda stuck together, but Cody was relieved to have them back nonetheless.
May 22, 2008 at 12:26 pm rating: 90
#20
Mishee
I can’t even imagine how many trees this girl will kill when she writes the answer for her final exam essay question.
May 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm rating: 90
#21
unholyghost2003
sorry dear, but they are pictures. I was going to say “fucking pictures” but if that were the case her distress at their disappearance would make more sense. In a couple of years they will be in a box and you will lose them when you move. If they are so precious in 5 years that you have not lost them, well I know a very nice doctor who can help you with the sad fact that your life peaked at 19.
May 22, 2008 at 12:50 pm rating: 90
#22
amy d
Now, this is a greek tragedy.
May 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm rating: 90
#23
amy d
Sorry, somehow I posted twice. See #22.
May 22, 2008 at 1:29 pm rating: 90
#24
Quite Contrary
By the way, Cody WAS kidding.
May 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm rating: 90
#25
Canthz_B
Who took some pictures off of my door?
I don’t know, but they’re not there no more.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
May 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm rating: 90
#26
girl
Are those AChiO’s? What a bunch of whores.
May 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm rating: 90
#27
Mishee
Dear “Sisters”,
Please return my pictures to me RIGHT NOW. I keep them up there every day so I can see how fat and bloated I am which in turn helps me in getting to the bathroom so I can regurgitate to no extent. These pictures are my diet regimen and I AM NOT KIDDING! I want them back now!
-Cody
May 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm rating: 90
#28
wright
Just joined, though I feel outta my repartee-depth; bear with me if you will.
Those Vedic Mystery PANs were fucking delicious!!
May 22, 2008 at 8:30 pm rating: 90
#29
Erica
Ha ha–as someone who is from Knoxville but did not attend UT, most of your are correct. Cody is most likely searching for her future husband, who will be required to purchase a large diamond ring. She is probably not in the Junior League, as that’s not so big in Knoxville. Partying, however, is.
May 22, 2008 at 10:34 pm rating: 90
#30
daniel
Ah, sorority girls and their antics.
May 23, 2008 at 12:07 am rating: 90
#31
Voca Popula
I like how the holes in the paper almost turn this into a bulleted list.
May 23, 2008 at 9:00 am rating: 90
#32
Aphrodite
that handwriting has borderline personality written all over it.
May 23, 2008 at 10:17 pm rating: 90
#33
cricket
I’m surprised it didn’t say “Oh my God, I am SUPER serial.”
May 24, 2008 at 9:05 pm rating: 90
#34
Anon
Yeah but look at the kid with the HUGE ears in the green shirt. DUMMMBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
May 25, 2008 at 1:03 am rating: 90
#35
ex sorority girl
These are Alpha Chi Omegas, if anyone’s interested. Draw your own conclusions.
Jul 10, 2008 at 6:20 pm rating: 90
#36
Quite Contrary
Your point?
Jul 10, 2008 at 7:23 pm rating: 90
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