writes kimberly in knoxville, tennessee: “on our sorority dorm floor, the girls decorate their doors with pictures and various sorority decorations.” but when one of kimberly’s sorority sisters noticed a few of her pictures were missing, she was like, really not happy. so, over the course of several days, she made her feelings known.
reports kimberly: “no worries though — the pictures were finally returned.”
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104 responses so far ↓
#1
RunBarbara
Doesn’t anyone go to class anymore?
May 22, 2008 at 10:23 am rating: +5
#2
Tony Bullard
Photos cost what, like 15 cents a copy? If you’re going to place them in a public place, why the hell would you put up your only copy?
May 22, 2008 at 10:26 am rating: 0
#3
Jimmy Straightline
Oh, I submitted those photos to “Girls Gone Wild”. Just trying to help!
May 22, 2008 at 10:26 am rating: +14
#4
Mishee
Wow, what handwriting. I believe I have seen some of Cody’s other work on the freeway overpasses. How does she get up there?? Must be a cheerleader.
May 22, 2008 at 10:28 am rating: +7
#5
amy d
Be warned: I WILL find out who took my pictures! If you do not return them, I will begin posting notes on your door every day. Trust me, you WILL get sick of this ANNOYING writing style!
May 22, 2008 at 10:30 am rating: +6
#6
anglophile
My god. I know a girl with this exact handwriting. And she is exactly like you would expect someone with this handwriting to be like.
May 22, 2008 at 10:30 am rating: +7
#7
zchamu
Put my stuff back! I’m really not kidding! I really want my stuff back and I’m not kidding about it! Why would I kid about wanting my stuff back? I AM NOT KIDDING!
May 22, 2008 at 10:33 am rating: +6
#8
RunBarbara
Im a little disappointed. When I saw it was a “Greek” melodrama, I totally expected a PAN from girl to her boyfriend about not fucking her in the ass while she is passed out at the frat house after a few too many jager bombs.
I would say Im sorry if that offends anyone, but I hate lying.
May 22, 2008 at 10:34 am rating: +17
#9
unholyghost2003
I was hoping for something Oedipal … but perhaps that is to heavy for PAN
Perhaps this could be worked into a modern production of the Furies.
May 22, 2008 at 10:37 am rating: +1
#10
GhostWriter
The she found the pics. They had slipped behind other ones in her ribbon web. She kept her notes up anyway.
May 22, 2008 at 10:50 am rating: +3
#11
Quite Contrary
For fuck’s sake, how many pictures can one put underneath pink and brown satin ribbon anyway?
May 22, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: +2
#12
kendra
one of my best friends in college (and next door dorm neighbor) had a picture of Michelangelo’s David (of course, with a makeshift kilt to cover up his goods since we went to a super-uber baptist/anti-fornication college) on her door. Then one night during our Xmas open house, it was stolen. She put it up in the lost and found in our bulk email program, but alas, it was never found. Probably stolen by some poor girl or dude who was in desperate need of something that would remind her/him of porn. ha
May 22, 2008 at 11:07 am rating: +3
#13
Mishee
I like how even after the last one, she still signed it! Like people don’t know who is writing these mysterious notes!
May 22, 2008 at 11:07 am rating: +1
#14
GhostWriter
The CIA has your pics, Cody. Since you displayed them in a publicly accessible location, the Patriot Act allows them to be confiscated.
Now explain to me, Cody, how you came to posses personal photos of known Al Qaeda operatives. Do you enjoy surfing? Then you’ll love our little waterboarding session.
May 22, 2008 at 11:07 am rating: +11
#15
RALPHY
Cody–Sorry I took the pictures off the finely decorated wall, but the one of your bare ass just turned me on. Looked like heaven to me, I just didn’t realize heaven was that big.
May 22, 2008 at 11:16 am rating: +8