Comments on: News you can use

By: Russ

Russ — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:44:17 +0000

I’m bookmarking this site. It’s a great idea for a blog, and I’ll lessen my number of comments.

Keep up the good work.

(Talk about passive aggressive exchanges huh?)

By: deathsentence

deathsentence — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:39:54 +0000

No harm, no foul.

Welcome to PAN! Take some time to read the posts and threads, get to know us, add your two cents. I personally prefer smart and snarky to “like, ohmigod, that so totally happened to me”.

PS: just ignore the message I left on your blog

By: Russ

Russ — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:33:32 +0000

Sorry. I was having a blast reading all of these. Didn’t mean to come off that way.

Great blog.

By: deathsentence

deathsentence — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:29:52 +0000

trolling is when you visit a site in order to entice more visitors to your own site or blog- you’ve left a stupid comment and your web address on the last seven or eight threads- you make me want to puke

also- your name is linked to your site, no reason to add the address in your comment- a sure sign of trolling

By: Russ

Russ — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:24:12 +0000

What’s “trolling”?

By: deathsentence

deathsentence — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:19:21 +0000

RUSS!!!

STOP TROLLING!!!

ASSWIPE!!!!

By: Jessi

Jessi — Sat, 31 May 2008 20:20:44 +0000

Aw, sorry to ruin the fun and give the backstory here. This was last summer, subletting an apartment with a couple of people I did not know at all, much less SAW. No idea where the “green” at the top came from, but I didn’t write it. The marker was there when we moved in, as was the white board. The problem here was there were two very very smelly, very very bug-attractive bags of trash just sitting by the door. For a week.

And yes, I’m that poor that buying all of the household products for the entire summer was a bit of a burden, especially when roomie #1 told me (in a rare encounter) that she did not know WHERE to buy paper towels or garbage bags.

The dishes note is not mine.

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:56:37 +0000

Each club member was to purloin a bottle from their parents’ stash. We ended up with a bottle of Creme de Menthe, Pear Schnapps, and a family-size NyQuil.

We were a dizzy club.

By: fink

fink — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:53:48 +0000

natch!

By: claw71

claw71 — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:10:07 +0000

And were you going to use that kosher swill for pancake syrup or was the plan to actually drink it?

By: bellabeastie

bellabeastie — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:32:08 +0000

No offense, GW, but I think the word is “tey”.

**hic**

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:21:19 +0000

To Be Fair…
…the last pic is more of a News Lash.

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:15:50 +0000

Back in 1985, Mom caught me sneaking out the back door with a bottle of Manischewitz. For the next 23 years, she has continually insisted that she won’t “buy my wine”, even though she drinks the majority of it.

It’s gotten to the point where, if I try to split a bottle with my wife, and Mom finds out, she’s pissed that she didn’t get to “try” it with us.

By: claw71

claw71 — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:44:30 +0000

I’m not a big fan of the “newsflash” preface device. It’s like a much less creative and humorous version of David Spade’s snark from SNL. 1993 called….it wants its wit back

I would be on TEAM MOM regarding the wine issue except for the fact that I have no respect for parents who resort to PAN Post-its. Obviously, I’m not the only one with a limited supply of reverence for these sorry bags of meat.

Kick that mooching whore out and change the locks.