Comments on: Or at least pass the sports section under the door

By: TMI all around | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

TMI all around | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:50:09 +0000

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By: Russ

Russ — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:19:20 +0000

How exactly does one know what is going on in the bathroom when they are not inside of it??

http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

By: Boniva

Boniva — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:46:51 +0000

“People who experience shame or guilt in connection with elimination, particularly defecation, very often must take their minds off the act in order to defecate at all. Otherwise, tensions produced by guilt or ugliness associated with the act will prevent completion. One of the most common methods of accomplishing this is reading.”

“It has been suggested by some psychologists that reading also serves as a symbolic way of replacing the material lost through defecation and helps to prolong the act of defecation and the consequent loss.”
Alexander Kira, The Bathroom

By: Matt Algren

Matt Algren — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:10:40 +0000

Ew.

But yeah, we always have something to read in the restroom. Sometimes people even print things off the internet to take in there for the other guys later in the day.

By: mrs mls

mrs mls — Wed, 28 May 2008 17:32:01 +0000

Oh man. I’m a female librarian in a law firm. When sections of the newspaper are missing I have to ask a male staff member to check the men’s room – 75% of the time that’s where it’s at.

The other 25% of the time it’s in the breakroom.

I’m sure some cross contamination’s going on.

By: johnO

johnO — Wed, 28 May 2008 10:12:59 +0000

Doesn’t this seem a little extra passive with the ‘waiting somewhat patiently’ comment? I think a new tag is in order, like “less aggressive, more like a whiny doormat” or something.

By: fink

fink — Wed, 28 May 2008 09:42:20 +0000

Please refrain from surfing in the toilet.

Thanks,

Yahoo!

By: TuesdayPillow

TuesdayPillow — Wed, 28 May 2008 07:57:28 +0000

I would OFTEN smear poop on that note whenever the mood struck me.

By: cricket

cricket — Wed, 28 May 2008 05:17:00 +0000

if you’re gonna leave “reading materials” behind, make it good…like MAD Magazine.

this stop whining and stop making people feel bad, bitchface. we can’t all be super poopers like you.

be glad they’re just reading and NOT on their laptops.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 28 May 2008 03:09:40 +0000

Hmm, time for a dietary adjustment there!

Try using the “Is my leg asleep yet?” approach.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 28 May 2008 02:32:36 +0000

Probably has more to do with personality than with breed I would think.

By: RALPHY

RALPHY — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:50:49 +0000

Kudos for using all caps and thanking you at the end, but I’m not sure that the time it takes to take a massive dump is directly proportional to the amount of reading matter available. I’ve found that if you don’t get up when finnished, the dingle berrys stuck to the ass hair get cold and uncomfortable. Just an observation.

By: Numinous

Numinous — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:26:35 +0000

I don’t know what kind of dog you have, but my dogs do not get a pathetic look when they’re going potty.

Of course, I now have an image in my head of a person sitting on the john with that ashamed beaten dog look on his face. I figure he’s thinking something like, ” Is it worse for my coworkers to think I’m reading a book or taking a massive dump in here?!? I’m screwed either way.”

By: Crash

Crash — Tue, 27 May 2008 23:15:50 +0000

I must have misread the restroom sign …
I thought it actually implied that it was a “rest-room”…