dealing with the rantings of your crazy boss or overzealous receptionist is one thing, but what do you do when your office’s resident passive-aggressive note-leaver doesn’t even work there? casey in san diego (a.k.a. the beloved runbarbara) says that’s the situation she’s found herself in at her job.
the offender, sandra, “has met me a total of twice, both times for less than a minute,” casey says. yet for some reason, when sandra (the aunt of the owner) stops by the office once a week to water the plants and drop off supplies, “she leaves these strange notes EVERYWHERE — and she almost always directs questions about said notes to me,” casey says. “i often have no idea she posts these notes until someone asks me about the odd directions in them.”
below, a tiny sampling of sandra’s delightfully schizophrenic directives. (just click on the photos to enlarge.)
i’d like to think this note was posted immediately following the “potluck”…
related: please ladies please
342 responses so far ↓
#1
anglophile
I’ve been told where to go by RunBarbara, and let me tell you, it was very private to us ladies!
May 28, 2008 at 7:07 pm rating: +3
#2
Robin Claire
AHAHAHAH. Sounds like Casey’s goodlooking?
May 28, 2008 at 7:11 pm rating: +1
#3
Sundance
Women’s ladies room?
Please tell me this person does not speak English as a first language.
May 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm rating: +30
#4
Joyful
My favorite thing about these notes? The picture of the dentist on the “Throw up” notes. Is she implying that by throwing up they will rot their teeth? I just love it!
May 28, 2008 at 7:16 pm rating: +37
#5
Tom
Please see Casey in human resources if you need a new “garbage bag”. Please stop putting “throw up” on the potluck list.
May 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm rating: +123
#6
NoPunIntended
Holy F’ing redundant usage of saying the same thing over and over again.
Thank you,
Thx
Sandra
May 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm rating: +15
#7
Sundance
So, is Casey in Human Resources your full name?
Also, what do you do if your “diarrhea” is a bigger job than your “throw up”? May you then “throw up” in the toilet and “shit” in the garbage can?
May 28, 2008 at 7:23 pm rating: +66
#8
Sheepish
the 3rd note is precious…
“THROW UP”
“FACILITIES”
“BIG JOBS”
what is she actually saying?
May 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm rating: +5
#9
anglophile
Who brings mashed potatoes to a potluck?
May 28, 2008 at 7:27 pm rating: +7
#10
anglophile
And just exactly what sort of hats do you wear to a Mongolian BBQ? Where are the pictures? I’m going to see Casey in Human Resources about that.
May 28, 2008 at 7:37 pm rating: +68
#11
Christin
I feel unbelievably sorry for Casey in Human Resources. (In case you missed it, as I did, on first read-through: the submitter of these notes IS Casey in Human Resources.)
Tom @5: Nice.
May 28, 2008 at 7:38 pm rating: +11
#12
known unknown
I’d like to raise a bit of concern at the fact that bathroom cleanliness and pot lucks followed each other so closely into this woman’s stream of consciousness. Somewhere in that connection lies the solution to the “big job” puke sessions – I’m almost sure of it.
To her credit, last time I puked up “Mongolia” ribs, hats and leftover birthday cake, it was a three-bagger episode that I would not subject to any delicate lady toilet so THX Sandra does have a point…
May 28, 2008 at 7:43 pm rating: +29
#13
César
wtf? SCIENTIFICALLY proven? fuck you lady. When I used to work at mcdonald’s I’d pray I’d get the men’s room instead of the Ladie’s room. The ladies room was miles more disgusting.
This person deserves to die.
May 28, 2008 at 7:48 pm rating: +33
#14
Sheepish
I just spent 10 minutes trying to a find link to this episode of Oprah I saw a long time ago.
I’ll just have to explain it…
There was this housewife who had bulimia and instead of throwing up in the toilet like the rest of us skinny bitches she threw up in clear trash bags and saved them at the back of her closet for garbage day. Then she would lug them outside and leave them for the garbage man to pick up.
At the time I was so confused, if she really wanted to hide it from her family why not just puke in the toilet and flush.
Now my confusion is no longer… her pipes couldn’t handle the big jobs!
Thank you PAN.
May 28, 2008 at 7:51 pm rating: +17
#15
Zorin
Wow. I assume these are single-person restrooms? The kind where only one person can go in and use it, with the door locked?
Talk about having odd hangups. “Ewww, a GUY took a dump here before me! Guy dumps are nasty! Yet my crap smells like flowers I’m sure…”
May 28, 2008 at 7:59 pm rating: +10
#16
Mishee
I would like to talk to Casey in Human resources about a sexual harrassment issue and also to discuss my 401 (k) but there is a line out the poor girl’s door a mile long, consisiting of people wanting to give her money for the potluck and “women” who need keys for the bathroom!
Yeah! Thx Sandra!! Thx alot!!
May 28, 2008 at 8:02 pm rating: +37
#17
RunBarbara
Im here.
May 28, 2008 at 8:03 pm rating: +90
#18
Lrae Nomis
Speaking as a man, if im having a “Bathroom Emergency” it means im about to explode shit or piss all over the floor that i am standing on. Going to find Casey and get the KEY to the LOCKED bathroom would really preclude the EMERGENCY.
If you ladies cant handle a penis in your tampon room occasionally, go shit in your purse
May 28, 2008 at 8:06 pm rating: +72
#19
Mishee
I wonder if Thx Sandra would be interested in a long distance relationship (San Diego to NY) with Thank You Terry.. or even a 1 night stand with Anytime Stan
May 28, 2008 at 8:16 pm rating: +15
#20
Quite Contrary
Who in their right mind has Mongolian BBQ as a potluck? WTF?
May 28, 2008 at 8:27 pm rating: +6
#21
Quite Contrary
The timing is simply too suspect. I think “Casey” wrote these notes herself and submitted them. “Casey” hearts Ashley.
May 28, 2008 at 8:28 pm rating: +1
#22
Canthz_B
How many “Mens” are using this immaculate womens “ladies room” and why are they not invited to the potlucks on Fridays?
Maybe I should ask Casey in Human Resources.
May 28, 2008 at 8:32 pm rating: +11
#23
Canthz_B
Just a minor point, but if you find yourself up-chucking anything larger than a turd consult your physician immediately!
May 28, 2008 at 8:34 pm rating: +43
#24
secondsout
If the ladies room is for “women,” does that mean that RB’s office is largely populated with MTF trannies?
This would be a fantastic set of notes to also submit to the apostrophe abuse website.
May 28, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: +5
#25
Crash
Note #1
OOooohh, It’s the “womens” ladies room…
My bad….
So, ummm…. where’s the “mens” ladies room ?
Transvestites need to know these things too… Sheesh !!
May 28, 2008 at 8:52 pm rating: +18
#26
secondsout
And Jesus Christ, can someone tell this bitch how to punctuate a sentence?
May 28, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: +11
#27
summer
I love that Sandra shared with the note readers that she knows what it’s like to “have to go real bad”. thx fer sharin’ Sandy. What has poor Casey in Human resources done to get Sandra as her BFF.
May 28, 2008 at 8:54 pm rating: +3
#28
kingkool
So in one note she says that last potluck they ran out of food…
But then in the other note she says there is still cake left over from the other potluck.
Which one is it? Casey?
May 28, 2008 at 8:54 pm rating: +10
#29
secondsout
My favorite sentence ends, “please respect that women are scientificaly (sic) proven to be cleaner and do not use our bathroom if you are men.” By failing to punctuate, she implies that women are scientifically (this is the proper spelling) proven not to use RB’s office bathroom. Or maybe they only don’t use it if I am a man, which I am. Mind-boggling…
May 28, 2008 at 8:58 pm rating: +11
#30
wright
Man, I would like to think that Sandra has taken PANing to a new level, but my Cynic Devil (left shoulder) keeps shaking his head sadly. Still, her PA abilities are Master / Mistress level.
And there HAS to be a follow-up note about the hats worn to the Mongolian BBQ Potluck. No one that anal could fail to disapprove of some hat-related issue!
Team Don’t Let Us Down, Sandra!!
May 28, 2008 at 9:11 pm rating: +3
#31
heck yeah
I NEED to go work in this office. NOW.
My question is:
How often are the “Ladies” throwing up in this office that it warrants its own passive-aggressive reminder?
May 28, 2008 at 9:13 pm rating: +2
#32
secondsout
If note #2 were bullet-pointed, it would read:
• Fortune cookies
• Paper plates
• Fruit cups
• Things with no sugar
• To
Perhaps “To” is some Mongolian delicacy I wasn’t aware existed. Roasted yak tail or something, I guess.
May 28, 2008 at 9:13 pm rating: +34
#33
GVI
Some ladies I know can do a “big job” in the bathroom and I am not talking about puke.
May 28, 2008 at 9:53 pm rating: +2
#34
KittyKat
RB, I’m sorry. You can totally be mean and trash me anytime you want. You obviously need the stress relief.
May 28, 2008 at 9:58 pm rating: +2
#35
RunBarbara
kittykat, about eight minutes after i initially was mean to you i fell for you. its all good. you are a welcome addition to my slacking days spent on PAN.
May 28, 2008 at 10:00 pm rating: +5
#36
Luv this site
How does she know “ladies” are throwing up in the bathroom? Does she hide out and listen? (Because I can’t imagine even “old pipes” that could handle a shit but not puke.) Who the hell ever heard of bagging up puke to throw out in the garbage when you have a toilet right there? And how often do the ladies in this office throw up, anyway? Maybe the potlucks are to blame!
What a complete whack-o! If she doesn’t work there, then wtf????? However, the entertainment value of these notes is immense, as long as you aren’t Casey in Human Resources.
May 28, 2008 at 10:10 pm rating: +4
#37
trifioso
This was it, folks. This was the PAN offering that got me to register after weeks of happy lurking!
Those notes, and the comments that follow, had me WHEEZING as I read them, I was laughing that hard.
SO glad to have found this blog, so in love with RunBarbara…..
BTW – Those Mongolians were f*ing DELICIOUS!
May 28, 2008 at 10:30 pm rating: +14
#38
TuesdayPillow
These notes re just too full of gems.
Hey, it’s scientifically proven that if you don’t bring food to potlucks, you’re not supposed to eat, and if you don’t eat, you’re not allowed to throw up in the toilet, either.
(p.s. if a pile of puke is a big job for the pipes then how does it handle MENS poop)?
May 28, 2008 at 10:37 pm rating: +7
#39
Epi
“Attention employees, there is a potluck in the ladies room on Friday. Please don’t eat any food because I don’t want to buy more. Also if your a mens please do not use the ladies room, you’re messy, hold it all the way down the elevator and ask for a key to the locked men room. Thank you.
Thanx,
HR
PS. Throwing up is private that’s why we don’t want mens in the restroom. Please throw your throw up out in the dumpsters outside. Your fat-asses keep puking too much for the toilets to handle. It’s ok to throw up in the trash can and get it all over the floor. “
May 28, 2008 at 10:44 pm rating: +2
#40
Epi
Sandra you’re a fucking idiot. *My brain hurts.*
May 28, 2008 at 10:49 pm rating: 0
#41 Can’t. Stop. Laughing. « Jill’s Place
[...] QUITE amused by passiveagressivenotes.com. But this has to be one of the funniest things ever. See if you agree. [...]
May 28, 2008 at 10:51 pm rating: 0
#42
balconygal
This warrants a PAN site solely for THX Sandra. I have laughed way too hard at her notes and the comments. My sink now has issues and I’m out of trash bags. Gawsh. And thank you all.
May 28, 2008 at 11:08 pm rating: +2
#43
deb
It’s scientifically proven: This is the funniest submission EVER. Just ask Casey in Human Resources. I love the “unnecessary” quotation marks. I also love how skillfully Sandra transitions in the first note from men pooping in the women’s ladies room to alerting everyone to the upcoming potluck. Deeeeelicious. That’s good segue, people! THX!
May 28, 2008 at 11:39 pm rating: +9
#44
slightlysatan
This really just makes me wonder what THX stands for…
Two Hairy Xenophobes
Tiny Helpful Xeroxes
(TLAs amuse me)
May 28, 2008 at 11:47 pm rating: 0
#45
Sofia
Why is Sandra in charge of potlucks? Are these official company functions, or just things she comes up with randomly?
May 28, 2008 at 11:54 pm rating: 0
#46
zombie z
There are so many things I will never be able to comprehend about these notes, and that is what makes them beautiful.
May 29, 2008 at 12:34 am rating: +1
#47
Canthz_B
Heating up all of that smelly Mongolian ethnic food was a sure-fire way to induce vomiting. I did enjoy the BBQ yak-kabobs though.
Sorry I barfed in the toilet, but the trash was filled to the brim with absurd paper hats!
May 29, 2008 at 12:41 am rating: +18
#48
susan
funniest. post. ever. and that’s just the “she doesn’t work here” part. the “casey has no idea about this” part is hysterical.
May 29, 2008 at 1:06 am rating: +4
#49
TuesdayPillow
I would love to hear how loudly and obnoxiously Sandra would read the sentences ending in ten exclamation points.
May 29, 2008 at 2:00 am rating: +1
#50
cricket
wow, can’t even puke in the toilets? someone should call OSHA and report it, that’ll teach the stupid cow to post pass-agg notes that out their violations.
she deserves it for spelling ‘too’ as ‘to’.
May 29, 2008 at 3:18 am rating: +1
#51
Gez
I love them… but there is a nagging thought in the back of my mind that they are a bit too good.
Anyway, I want to know why the bathroom for the mens is kept locked.
If a mens has an “emergency” “throw up” or “big job” situation and runs to the toilets to find it locked should he:
a) Quickly pop next door
b) Run to human resources to find the keymaster, run back and do his most private business
b) Run to human resourses and shit or puke in Casey’s trash can?
May 29, 2008 at 3:34 am rating: +4
#52
LeishBlog
Throwing up has turned into a real chore…take the bag out, blah, blah blah, who is throwing up that much to have to plan all of that?
mental.
May 29, 2008 at 3:36 am rating: +2
#53
Kenya
I call these fakes.
May 29, 2008 at 7:47 am rating: +1
#54
Yellow
OMG. Casey, you have my empathy. These notes are just amazing, amazing, amazing!
May 29, 2008 at 8:08 am rating: +2
#55
Sheepish
Has anyone ever seen Casey and Sandra in the same room together? Just a question…
May 29, 2008 at 9:00 am rating: +8
#56
drago
These are great.
But they really need to be cross-posted to The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotes.
May 29, 2008 at 9:09 am rating: 0
#57
Beth
Does Sandra have access to a computer and printer at the office, or does she do them at home? And that fancy food font, that took some time.
May 29, 2008 at 9:43 am rating: 0
#58
Aimee
Wow! Sandra has serious issues and too much time on her hands. My favorite parts were when she wrote ‘to the mens…’ Mens? Reminded me of David Allan Grier’s Antoine Mayweather in Men On Film. I also liked how she used ‘to’ instead of ‘too’. The last note about throwing up perplexed me because of the clip art pic of the Dentist. What does the Dentist have to do with throwing up? So many unanswered questions. However, Sheepish may have a point.
May 29, 2008 at 9:43 am rating: +2
#59
jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmykalamahoo! kalamahee! kalamabringachairplease!
looks like some “unneccessary” Quotation “marks” to “me”
May 29, 2008 at 9:44 am rating: 0
#60
P'chick
I know I always announce potlucks at the end of a long rant about some completely different subject. And I post it where most people won’t see it. Then when no one brings anything, I can bitch about how no one reads my notes.
May 29, 2008 at 10:00 am rating: +3
#61
GhostWriter
I’m guessing that the sheep fries (representing the “O” in “Potluck”) are gonna be hot items on the buffet. What is that odd-shaped meat representing the “C”? …another Mongolian favorite!
May 29, 2008 at 10:08 am rating: +3
#62
Max Roswell
Lock up the blog and turn out the lights. It’s not going to get any better than these.
May 29, 2008 at 10:23 am rating: +15
#63
GhostWriter
“We ladies do not like knowing that you men are in the bathroom where we do our private business. Unfortunately, the glory holes you’ve drilled in our stalls make your presence all too obvious.
…and for some reason, the thought of anonymous male organs hanging through the walls reminds me that there is a Mongolian potluck this Friday…“
May 29, 2008 at 10:25 am rating: +30
#64
Lurker
I don’t know what the heck’s in the pot, but it sure ain’t luck.
May 29, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: +6
#65
Lrae Nomis
Wow i just noticed she actually spells “too” “to” on more than one occasion, thats just sad. By the way, I think the collapsed breast is supposed to be mashed potatoes with butter on top
May 29, 2008 at 11:11 am rating: 0
#66
Ryan
This is gold! I would love to see this lady on the other side of safety glass at the zoo…
Dear SANDRA,
It has been scientifically proven that you are a ridiculous passive-aggressive fool!
THX
May 29, 2008 at 11:14 am rating: +1
#67
Mishee
What I don’t get is why the first note is addressed to the “Mens” but the other two are only addressed to “Ladies” – did they fire all the men for using the wrong restroom? I don’t get it… I guess Mens don’t bring stuff to potlucks or throw up.
*sigh*
May 29, 2008 at 11:21 am rating: +2
#68
Tanner
Okay. I’ve been amusing myself with this site for months now, but this is the first entry that actually inspired me to log in and make a comment. And that comment is:
Ho-LEE feck.
May 29, 2008 at 11:32 am rating: +7
#69
xenylamine
I have no words. Well, I have almost no words, because apparently I have just enough words to leave a comment on this…
May 29, 2008 at 12:07 pm rating: +3
#70
Huh?
So, Barbara, do you have another job to run to once Sandra leaves a note about the next pot-luck? You know, the one themed “hands that feed you”.
Maybe you’re the owner’s daughter &/or mistress. Or his wife’s. If so, carry on. You’re untouchable until one or both die.
May 29, 2008 at 12:14 pm rating: 0
#71
karla
I had to comment due to the agreeable nature of this entry and comments. However, I have really nothing to add.
(Maybe someone needs to note that they have puked into the trash can. I’m too lazy to think of something myself. Wear shoes. )
THX
May 29, 2008 at 12:17 pm rating: 0
#72
jen
I have been checking this site obsessively for the last few months. This is by far my favorite series of notes.
May 29, 2008 at 1:42 pm rating: 0
#73
Quite Contrary
Let me get this straight. Sandra works one day a week to water plants and drop off supplies. That being said, I now understand the bathroom notes (not understand as in agree with her diatribes, her scientific methodology or her choice of clip art but understand in terms of why she might be leaving a note). I’m seriously don’t get how this role morphed into Potluck Princess. And what’s even more pathetic is that I’ve actually stopped working on a presentation (that has NO clip art thank you) to post this very serious question.
May 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm rating: +4
#74
Ermine_Violin
OK I’ve lurked long enough, read every sing PAN and have to agree this is the best EVAR note.
The comments are the best too.
And oh oh oh oh oh
I wanted to add, that at my last job, I was in a huge military base, and shared a bathroom that was the only ladies room for 2 buildings – I ate a bad boiled egg for breakfast and by 10am was pukin’ my guts out – someone came in while I was puking and told me I was disgusting and had the bathroom closed the rest of the day! I was puking in the frigging toilet for shits sake!
I had to do the rest of my puking and later crapping 3 buildings over, about 3/4 a mile away.
The Mongolians were fuckin’ delicious got me…
Also, I think I’m in love with most all of you here. “Just sayin”
May 29, 2008 at 2:03 pm rating: +6
#75
Lauren
It’s people like this who need to go back to grammar school.
May 29, 2008 at 2:27 pm rating: +1
#76
Michelle
I have to wonder about previous scoldings for vomiting into the commodes if “THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL REMIND YOU.”
I also wonder, since THX SANDRA uses the qualifier “IN THIS BATHROOM” if employees are permitted to “THROW UP” those “BIG JOBS” into the toilets in the locked downstairs bathroom, after obtaining the key from Casey in Human Resources and being told where to go, of course.
Casey in Human Resources, is this documented in the employee handbook?
(Like others, this post drove me to register and comment.)
May 29, 2008 at 2:30 pm rating: 0
#77
Garcy
Again, the wonders of working at home in slop pants and unshavenness and just general “I could give a $&*% what I look like”-ness……
I will never have to deal with the excessive social requirements of a pot luck; neither will I have to navigate to a far away, inconvenient bathroom to emit bodily substances – ’cause the bathroom is a few feet away.
G
May 29, 2008 at 2:31 pm rating: 0
#78
Jeanette
I think these letters are totally made up by the submitter…there are WAY too many tags that apply. It’s like they are perfectly crafted. I’m calling BS.
May 29, 2008 at 2:38 pm rating: +3
#79
amy d
I wonder if Eve got a hat when she got Adam’s rib? If not, she sure did get gypped.
May 29, 2008 at 2:43 pm rating: +14
#80
claw71
Poop>Barf
Always.
May 29, 2008 at 2:53 pm rating: +4
#81
vivitop
Who the hell put “have to go real bad” and potluck in the same notes…??!!
Casey, please keep posting those notes…I can’t stop laughing!
May 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm rating: +1
#82
Casey in Human Resources
Sandra, please stop with all these notes. It’s just confusing everyone. The other day a woman brought me a bag of vomit and asked for $5.
May 29, 2008 at 3:25 pm rating: +40
#83
Canthz_B
We’re spending far too much on trash bags for the ladies room.
Henceforth please vomit directly into the “facilities” dumpster.
THX,
SANDRA
May 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm rating: +10
#84
Quite Contrary
A sweeping edict of “no sugar” sounds suspect to me. How big is this office? And why so many diabetics?
May 29, 2008 at 3:43 pm rating: +2
#85
claw71
To the Tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds:
Puke in a bag and throw it in the dumpster
these pipes are too old for big jobs you guys
Men don’t pee here, the room is for ladies
Please don’t bring cake, but we’ll take some pie
Mongolian riblets and hats just like DEVO
I hope I can find them in red
if you don’t bring a dish it will cost you a five
freeloading’s wrong
Casey in HR abides us
Casey in HR abides us
Casey in HR Abides us
Ah….Ah
May 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm rating: +18
#86
Lashes
I am forced to wonder about the list of food for the potluck. Doesn’t a potluck by definition mean that you just show up with a ‘pot’ of food and if you’re ‘lucky’ not everyone brought beans? I never understood the idea behind making a list of food for a potluck.
May 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm rating: +3
#87
Halley
I wish I had taken a photo of the note at my place of work. I am the only woman there and had complained about one of the men using the women’s ladies room all the time and not restocking the toilet paper (and also using whole rolls of paper towels for. . . I dont know what)
They posted a sign saying for the men not to use the bathroom, and later that week, someone else had scribbled “This means you, Roger!” So much for keeping it anonymous. ..
May 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm rating: +2
#88
Deluxx
I’m laughing so hard I have to puke. Where’s the garbage can?
I have 2 questions:
1. What kind of hat should I wear to the Filthy Coke Whore Bathroom Sex BBQ Potluck?
2. What’s a velcro-watch lezzie? Does it imply a certain butchness, or just bad taste?
Regular tasteful watch lezzie,
Deluxx
May 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm rating: +3
#89
cabezon
Bring diet soda because people are diabetic to and like it to.
it’s “Too”
moron
May 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm rating: 0
#90
Kelly
What euphemism is there for throw up? Is she just that retarded that she uses quotation marks for emphasis…
May 29, 2008 at 6:10 pm rating: 0
#91
Joshua
Oh my god. I hate this lady, and I don’t even know her. A list of specific things that bugged me:
-She insists on typing in all caps and using excessive exclamation points.
-She misused “to” twice in the same note. Twice!
-She misuses quotation marks in every single note.
Gah. Okay, I’m done
May 29, 2008 at 6:49 pm rating: +3
#92
Laurie
I’m still trying to figure out why in the world she segued from “don’t use our bathroom if you are men” to “there’s a potluck on Friday” in that first one. WTF? Talk about an appetite-killer. She’d better keep a very close eye on just what those nasty mens are bringing to said potluck now. Karma is a you-know-what, Sandra. You may be digging into a steaming bowl of Big Job Throw Up Stew on Friday… and you’ll only have yourself to blame.
May 29, 2008 at 7:10 pm rating: +3
#93
Laurie
One question for Sandra, though… do you segregate your bathrooms at home? I mean, if you can’t stomach the idea of mens being in the space where you do your private business and things that are private to ladies, I can only conclude that you don’t let them use your sacred powder room at home, either. (Am I overthinking this? Has Crazy Sandra gotten into my head? Into all our heads? Was that her evil plan all along?)
Casey/RunBarbara, I commend you for not only sharing these gems, but managing to go to work every day without clocking this loon.
May 29, 2008 at 7:24 pm rating: +3
#94
Jennifer
“Damn” Sandra. “U” are batshit “craz”y.
Thx
May 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm rating: +1
#95
cricket
and what the fuck are ‘trash papers’, anyway?
May 29, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: 0
#96 The Word - According To Me » Mongolia BBQ anyone?
[...] Bathroom emergencies, Pot Luck and Big Jobs. [...]
May 30, 2008 at 2:19 am rating: 0
#97
Amethest
I’m going to take a giant steaming dump in a casserole dish, and hurl into a salad bowl to take to the potluck.
May 30, 2008 at 3:39 am rating: 0
#98
vimandvigor
Oh man. This is such a treasure. I’m crying from reading all the comments. THX SANDRA seems sincere in her care for the pipes, garbage removal systems, and event planning even if her party theme choices and sentence construction (sanity) leave something to be desired.
May 30, 2008 at 3:46 am rating: +2
#99
johnO
Who the hell has vomit where the chunks are larger than the average shit??? Pooh can make it down the pipes, but puke can’t?
Hilarious! This is totally reminding me of that South Park episode. You know the one, where everyone was crapping out their mouth.
That is some crazy piece of work!
May 30, 2008 at 8:44 am rating: +3
#100
vivitop
“Hello Dear Staff!
Just to remind you about the potluck this Friday. Don’t forget to write on the list what you’ll bring and also, B.Y.O.P.B… (as in: Bring Your Own Puke Bag).
Thx. Sandra! “
May 30, 2008 at 9:31 am rating: +1
#101
vladtheimpaler
Wow. just wow-ie wow wow.
“things that are very private to us ladies”
I just cannot stop thinking about Sandra and what a vacuous cunt she must be.
May 30, 2008 at 10:42 pm rating: +1
#102
Yvette
This lady is a real gem. OMG… I seriously would piss myself from laughing so hard if I worked at this place. We only get boring notes about not microwaving popcorn and about people stealing lunches out of the mini fridge.
May 31, 2008 at 12:39 am rating: +1
#103
Olivia
Wow, who would EVER hire someone like Sandra? She sounds like a total douchebag.
On a side note, WTF is up with “THX”? Shouldn’t it be “THNX”? I would think “THX” would be pronounced like “thucks” or something.
May 31, 2008 at 7:14 pm rating: 0