Comments on: Thou shalt honor thy Facebook newsfeed, and keep it holy

By: Russ

Russ — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:13:53 +0000

This is why the internet is dangerous. This sort of public ranting would never have existed once upon a time… it’s creepy..

http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

By: jocelyn.

jocelyn. — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:34:19 +0000

ooh, there’s nothing better than stirring up some drama on facebook. i’m 17 & i know better than to air some dirty laundry online when you can just hate text someone.

& i can’t help but lol at the repetition of each update.

By: RALPHY

RALPHY — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:00:39 +0000

Hey gal-I’ve heard that you’re a flaming nympho psychotic bitch who just can’t get enough. I totally want to get down with you. How about tonight after church.I promise I won’t tell. OR NOT.

By: Allisonsaur

Allisonsaur — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:48:51 +0000

i’m pretty sure there could be an entire “passiveaggressivefacebookbullshit.com”. nothing like using public forums to express very private grudges.

By: bellabeastie

bellabeastie — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:39:06 +0000

Good question…

Going with the whole biblical thing – is it all in the eyes of the beholder? Is it lodged in our belief the person is a “truth-teller”?

I am waaay to effin tired to continue this thought process… but we may have something here.

By: bellabeastie

bellabeastie — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:16:55 +0000

Did I count wrong – or is that only 9 Commandments? (or Strong Suggestions – lol CB) .

Weighing in at Number Ten –

Thou shalt not steal my ramekins, covet my Pyrex, nor shall ye lust over my chef picture.

THX
GOD

By: Juliet

Juliet — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:11:38 +0000

Lurker, that was awesome! PASHY!

By: Juliet

Juliet — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:03:12 +0000

Yeah, what does that even mean? That she’s not lying about being repulsed?

By: lfroland

lfroland — Sat, 31 May 2008 17:21:29 +0000

Our Facebook culprit has obviously been reading too much into the feeds from her “friends”…

“_____ had a vivid wet dream about her best friend’s boyfriend last night.” 9:02am

“_____ felt so raunchy today! Going out to get laid tonight, hopefully you-know-who is at the club!” 8:29pm

“_____’s ass is sore, now she knows how her bff feels…” 4:46am

By: grumpygranolagirl

grumpygranolagirl — Sat, 31 May 2008 11:23:18 +0000

All of life should be analyzed by the hearsay exceptions. It’s when you start relating everyday life in terms of the “reasonable man” you should worry. (And good luck on the bar exam!)

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 31 May 2008 06:31:16 +0000

Just say no…

By: Sue Do Nim

Sue Do Nim — Sat, 31 May 2008 03:21:03 +0000

Yep. And has a fivehead, too.

By: summer

summer — Sat, 31 May 2008 02:17:39 +0000

Sandra’s fucking crazy and my fave since lurking and posting here the last 6 mos. a great deal of these notes are fluff and shock value, but Sandra is true adult psycho: no children , living in rural America, needs a hobby so invests in this workplace. The sad part is that she means every thing in the letters, she has thought them out, and has invested in their outcome…PAID employees don’t even do that!!!!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 31 May 2008 01:36:06 +0000

I lose my appetite at $300 black (or any other color) boots as well.