Entries from May 2008

the art of the passive-aggressive note

May 23rd, 2008 · 81 Comments

sure, it’d be easier and quicker to just clean it up. but the modern passive-aggressive (like katey in berkeley’s ex-roommmate) can’t pass up the opportunity to make a point.

a common variation on the van der rohe approach, as documented below by sam in dallas, is the so-called “reverse magritte.”

meanwhile, post-modern passive-aggressives (like this new [...]

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Tags: actions speak louder · art · berkeley · cleaning · houston · new york · oakland · obnoxious definition · office · roommates · san francisco · wtf?

greek melodrama

May 22nd, 2008 · 104 Comments

writes kimberly in knoxville, tennessee: “on our sorority dorm floor, the girls decorate their doors with pictures and various sorority decorations.” but when one of kimberly’s sorority sisters noticed a few of her pictures were missing, she was like, really not happy. so, over the course of several days, she made her feelings known.
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Tags: Uncategorized · and that's an order · knoxville · sorority girls · stealing · tennessee · university

the parking class

May 22nd, 2008 · 68 Comments

this lovely little exchange from seattle comes to us via the ever-brilliant dan savage at the stranger. it reads a bit like a “SAHM vs. WOHM” faceoff on urbanbaby, with blessedly fewer acronyms.

(more backstory and larger versions of the photos over at the slog.)
related: there’s hertz…and there’s “not exactly”
extra credit: “not that kind of gay” [...]

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Tags: neighbors · oh snap · parking · seattle

“swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning”

May 21st, 2008 · 109 Comments

writes bibs in tacoma, washington: “my sophomore year in college, i was placed in a campus house with six other girls i didn’t know. to say the least, we did not really get along, but we made a chore chart so we would all at least have a semi-clean house to live in.” at [...]

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Tags: cleaning · excessive underlining · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · inappropriate word EMPHASIS · not cool · roommates · spelling and grammar police · tacoma · university · visual aids

perhaps it’s time for a little group therapy?

May 19th, 2008 · 111 Comments

our anonymous submitter spotted these notes in the shared kitchen of a “professional building” — one our submitter says is full of shrinks. perhaps one of them could deduce whether “i.e. me” fits the DSM’s criteria for a diagnosis…or whether she’s just having a little trouble with her latin.

related: eau dear
extra credit: “food odors at [...]

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Tags: casual xenophobia · food · freudian shit · i.e. or e.g. it's all greek -- or is it latin? -- to me · odor · office fridge · oh snap