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The Toilet Paper Wars | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Wed, 26 May 2010 21:56:26 +0000

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By: Aldae

Aldae — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:08:33 +0000

Dave,
Just wash up in the sink…Poor man’s Bidet style!

By: what $48,000 a year gets you

what $48,000 a year gets you — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:00:18 +0000

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By: :)

:) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:22:24 +0000

i know this man-girl she sucks.

By: Jais

Jais — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:47:02 +0000

Not that this has anything to do with toilet paper… but you might be interested to know that at the moment Olivia is a far more popular name for baby girls than even Sarah! It’s right up there in the top 5 I believe.

By: octavius

octavius — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:56:11 +0000

Thank you. Having confirmed the existence of Izal, which incredibly is still available, I would also like to refer you to another British toilet paper known as Bronco. Their slogan was “Bronco for the bigger wipe.”

Some of the reviews for these products are worth a read. Perhaps this is why I now live on the Pacific coast of North America!

By: GR8T JOB

GR8T JOB — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:48:32 +0000

mmm? your brother?

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:01:27 +0000

That is the most disgusting thing I have heard all day.

And it’s only 11am, but I think it will take the cake.

Or the turd.

By: octavius

octavius — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:52:16 +0000

At university I and two other guys had a room-mate for a year who was as tight as duck’s ass. When he was finally forced to buy lavatory products first he got the cheapest one ply, that your finger goes through, then he found some product ( this was in Britain, I think it was called Izal ) that was smooth and shiny and came in sheets about two inches square. His passive aggressive response to complaints was to “accidentally” forget to flush because he was so stressed out by work etc.

One time we came home to find this monster turd sticking out the water, it looked like a submarine was trying to surface and the thing wouldn’t go round the bend no matter how hard you flushed so eventually someone had to break it in half with a stick. Then the freaking stick wouldn’t flush.

By: Olivia

Olivia — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:43:27 +0000

I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to offend you. I was just teasing.

As far as “Olivia” being on the same scale as a name like “Sarah,” though, I would have to disagree. I’ve met a TON of Sarahs and only one or girls named “Olivia.” It’s such an old name — like “Geraldine” or “Mabel.”

By: camdan

camdan — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:47:51 +0000

i’m going to have to agree with maxime on this one – using a whole role of toilet paper in one sitting IS possible. when i worked as a hotel clerk, at least once a night there’d be a call about a clogged-up toilet. i’d go up there and sure enough, any roll within reach would be empty, and the toilet would be chock-full of steaming moist toilet paper.

the guests would usually insist on a new room as their toilet was “inoperable”, to which i would reply that i know staying at a comfort inn is exciting and you might be to tempted to live it up keith richards style by going lente loco with the tp in a way you’d never dream of at home, in the end a toilet is a physical entity with defined limits, and a whole role of tp at once just ain’t one of them.

then i’d crap my pants.

By: Maxime

Maxime — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:26:24 +0000

Have you ever thought maybe there are names that aren’t English or American out there? Crazy idea, people in other parts of the world have different names! They aren’t all named Olivia, Kelly, Sarah, and Ben. I bet you Olivia comes up with a jagged line over there. So great job at being cultured! It’s French

My parents couldn’t seem to pick a mainstream name, but at least I didn’t end up as Moonshine or Daisylove right?

By: Maxime

Maxime — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:22:06 +0000

Hahahaha no no, he used an entire roll a day, and im pretty sure it wasn’t on wiping his ass. Because he would use it all in one go while taking a shower too. So he was either tossing it away for shits n giggles, he was using it for something medically gross or just ridiculously wasteful grooming habits.

But if we had a full roll in there, he’d come out and it’d be empty.

Mb he is a mythical creature? O_o

Least he’s gone now

By: Russ

Russ — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:07:16 +0000

Too much information about this guy Dave’s bathroom habits.

http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/