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Thu, 30 Sep 2010 13:48:59 +0000

[...] dude, I really don’t want to kick you while you’re down — getting your scooter stolen definitely sucks. (Also, based on the rage level in your note, I think you’d probably [...]

By: Pasifim

Pasifim — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:57:17 +0000

Bonus: Since scooter owner was kind/foolish enough to share her address (3200 16th Street/Washington, DC), Google Maps has a picture of the scooter chained to a post (angle the camera to the right and you’ll see the blue and white beauty down the street 15 or so feet). But sorry Mishee, still no signs in Spanish.

By: Galactastica

Galactastica — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:17:13 +0000

actually that scooter is worth a good $3000 or more, they also last for years and years with no problems, they are a hot item to steal because they are such good quality and are in such high demand right now.

By: Sharon

Sharon — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:39:30 +0000

Shame on you! I don’t care how bad the grammer is….this owner doesn’t deserve that treatment, by you or the thief. He/she is obviously very frustrated from having had there scooter either vandalized or attempted to be stolen. How you you like it if someone had done that to your car (or bike, or cycle OR HOME!)?

Shame on you!

By: maytagman

maytagman — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:36:53 +0000

Where the fuck would you get kool-aid in the middle of the jungle?

By: maytagman

maytagman — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:35:10 +0000

That joke didn’t go over too well on here … guess we now know the average PAN reader is a fat ass scooter owner.

By: octavius

octavius — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:11:48 +0000

I love the way one card is signed “-Owner-” like there is a possibility that some random passer by just decided to stick it on. Also, why do so many of these people write the letter E like a reverse 3 both in upper and lower case?

By: zom-bot.com

zom-bot.com — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:14:59 +0000

get an alarm already. $40 t autozone. i have one for my honda ruckus- works for the metropolitan also. he’s just gonna piss the theif off and get vandalized.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:06:43 +0000

So they were cheap too. Can’t even spring for brand name Kool-Aid? Wow.

By: Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:40:20 +0000

That’s urban folklore. Jonestown residents were given Flavor-Aid, and most of them were forcibly injected, so the mass-suicide meme is extremely overblown.

By: Andre

Andre — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:42:03 +0000

By los enojados?

By: Mishee

Mishee — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:17:03 +0000

jess, I am sure she got confused. She has so many MBA type thoughts running through her head.

Plus, she has to keep an eye on her scooter parked out front.

By: jess

jess — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:15:40 +0000

umm…i get 360 miles a tank….i would say thats more than double your tank. next time talk mpg not miles per tank….

By: Mishee

Mishee — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:07:42 +0000

*whispers in RB’s ear that possibly she might enjoy the flick Cruel Intentions*

*sucks on the lobe for a quick second*

although, Pheobe Cates is much hotter than Sarah-Michelle Gellar & Selma Blair put together…

unless it’s the kiss-spit scene… then it’s a toss up.