just in case gas prices aren’t hurting you enough lately, tim from madison, wisconsin brings us this stomach-turning (yet impressively restrained) note from a petrol station somewhere en route to green bay.
meanwhile, tonya in oakland passes along a photo taken by a traveler brave/desperate enough to actual enter a gas station restroom somewhere in utah.
and finally, the kicker (from jim in columbia, s.c.): who would’ve guessed that germaphobia and gas-station employment aren’t mutually exclusive?
related: “if it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books”
118 responses so far ↓
#1
zombieBlanco
Wow. Totally stunned. Wisconsin is apparently nothing like I had envisioned.
Jun 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm rating: +1
#2
Quite Contrary
We need to add “pinking sheers” to the list of must haves for PAN’s. And to cut the paper into a circle. Brings a tear to my eye.
Puts all our little passive aggressive little sorority girls/bitchy roommates/scrapbookers to shame. (If I knew how to create the links in this box, I would link to Cody, Sam/Katelyn, and the chick who did the scrapbooking extravaganza about driving on campus.)
Jun 11, 2008 at 4:57 pm rating: +6
#3
Josh Maxwell
Hello.
I would like to put a link to your site on my blog roll if you want to do the same for mine. It would be a good way to build up both of our readerships.
thank you.
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:01 pm rating: +2
#4
zombieBlanco
What’s with the Equus asinus hatred coming out of South Carolina? Can’t we all just get along?
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm rating: +3
#5
Morning Sunshine
Sometimes the funniest things in life are found on a piece of paper.
http://englishfail.wordpress.com
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm rating: 0
#6
Sarah
Well, I guess we now know the reason for Dave’s inexplicably high toilet paper usage.
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:08 pm rating: +10
#7
Canthz_B
…And there followed a parade of mooning flu sufferers the likes of which the world had never before seen…
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm rating: +7
#8
Canthz_B
Since you feel no need to clean your restrooms, turn around.
The mop handle is inside!
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:13 pm rating: +3
#9
tk.
This reminds me of a sign outside of a Dari-Mart in Eugene, OR:
“Sorry”, no customer restroom!
I’m gonna guess that they weren’t very sorry at all.
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm rating: +1
#10
Nathaniel
I guess somebody watched Clerks.
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:31 pm rating: +1
#11
KittyKat
No flu germs, please, but bring your crabs right on in. They’ll feel right at home in our filty bathroom.
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:38 pm rating: +9
#12
Mishee
But I can still do my drugs in here right? Ok, cool.
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm rating: +14
#13
Canthz_B
OMG, They don’t mind if you jerk off in their restroom as long as you buy the magazine!
Visa, Mast(urbation) Card and Discover (yourself) Card accepted here!
Jun 11, 2008 at 5:52 pm rating: +19
#14
Canthz_B
Dirty restroom complaints.
This is why your gas station attendant is cranky.
That and having a job just above ditch-digger.
Jun 11, 2008 at 6:15 pm rating: +1
#15
Erik
Someone should write a passive-aggressive response on the wall of the Utah gas station:
“Cleanliness has an L in it, and 7REE is not a word.”
Jun 11, 2008 at 6:25 pm rating: 0
#16
Canthz_B
Pardon me Miss, if I purchase this Massive Mammaries of Madison magazine will you clean up what John Hancock writes on your walls?
Jun 11, 2008 at 6:43 pm rating: +7
#17
marcopuffin
The first one is poetry. The suggestive look of the life size model. The understated, yet yuckily apt message. The circular ad for Copenhagen something at bottom left saying, “it satisfies” (evidently). Whoever wrote this has class.
Jun 11, 2008 at 6:45 pm rating: +5
#18
Canthz_B
South Carolinians are unique in that they pass influenza infection by fart.
Jun 11, 2008 at 6:50 pm rating: +8
#19
KittyKat
If I pay Casey in Human Resources $5, can I get a hat with my nudie magazine?
Jun 11, 2008 at 6:59 pm rating: +3
#20
se
I don’t understand. If you have the flu, why would they want you to come in with your ass out? Is someone going to give you a flu shot?
Jun 11, 2008 at 7:45 pm rating: +18
#21
ErikaBlare
And for the love of god, can’t you even make it to your CAR before wanking off to your stroke mag? It seems to me as though the fly paper on the ceiling, overflowing toilets, and yelling “Occupied!” when people knock on the door might just spoil the mood.
Jun 11, 2008 at 8:32 pm rating: +18
#22
kristen
Oh…I’ve peed in that Utah potty box…it’s nasty nasty bad…ew…gross…I need to go take a shower….
Jun 11, 2008 at 8:57 pm rating: +1