Pain (and disgust) at the pump

June 11th, 2008 · 116 comments

Just in case gas prices aren’t hurting you enough lately, Tim from Madison, Wisconsin brings us this stomach-turning (yet impressively restrained) note from a petrol station somewhere en route to Green Bay.

Magazines must be purchased before entering the restroom. Thank You

Meanwhile, Tonya in Oakland passes along a photo taken by a traveler brave/desperate enough to actual enter a gas station restroom somewhere in Utah.

ATTENTION Bathrooms are FREE for your use if you feel the NEED to COMPLAIN about cleanliness the cleaning supplies are INSIDE!

And finally, the kicker, from Jim in Columbia, S.C. —  who would’ve guessed that germaphobia and gas-station employment aren’t mutually exclusive?

POSTED IF YOU HAVE FLU KEEP YOUR ASS OUT!

related: “If it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books”

FILED UNDER: "customer service" · Columbia · excessive underlining · gas station · germaphobia · South Carolina · toilet · Wisconsin


116 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zombieBlanco bang

    Wow. Totally stunned. Wisconsin is apparently nothing like I had envisioned.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   marcopuffin bang

      Little House on the Prairie gone BAD

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:01 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      What DID you imagine Wisconsin to be like?

      Jun 12, 2008 at 7:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   karla

      Yeah – what did you expect? Wait, I know. You expected to use the porn BEFORE paying for it. Sorry, even Wisconsin has standards.

      And, to stick up for my new “home” state – only the first one is ours.

      ps – nice reference marcopuffin. Not many people remember they lived in the Big Woods first before moving to the prairie. (but I digress…)

      Jun 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   zombieBlanco bang

      actually…. I expected it to look a little like heaven. Everything would be green, except where it should be blue. And it would be munificently reigned over by Brett and Deanna. And there would be lots of free cheese samples.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 4:47 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Quite Contrary

    We need to add “pinking sheers” to the list of must haves for PAN’s. And to cut the paper into a circle. Brings a tear to my eye.

    Puts all our little passive aggressive little sorority girls/bitchy roommates/scrapbookers to shame. (If I knew how to create the links in this box, I would link to Cody, Sam/Katelyn, and the chick who did the scrapbooking extravaganza about driving on campus.)

    Jun 11, 2008 at 4:57 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   zombieBlanco bang

    What’s with the Equus asinus hatred coming out of South Carolina? Can’t we all just get along?

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Morning Sunshine

    Sometimes the funniest things in life are found on a piece of paper.

    http://englishfail.wordpress.com

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Sarah bang

    Well, I guess we now know the reason for Dave’s inexplicably high toilet paper usage.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:08 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    …And there followed a parade of mooning flu sufferers the likes of which the world had never before seen…

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    Since you feel no need to clean your restrooms, turn around.
    The mop handle is inside!

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   tk.

    This reminds me of a sign outside of a Dari-Mart in Eugene, OR:

    “Sorry”, no customer restroom!

    I’m gonna guess that they weren’t very sorry at all.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Canthz_B bang

      I was once told by a video rental store that they had no restroom. I had to go really bad and knew employees did not hold it for 8 hours. I went into the adult section (behind the saloon doors, you know?) and relieved myself in a way that the aduldt videos were not intended to relieve me!

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Mark bang

      Oh, there exists an adult video about relieving yourself in any of MANY conceivable ways!

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Canthz_B bang

      I’ll have to take your word on that.

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   KittyKat bang

      List of places to “go” before I die:

      Health club showers, check.
      Post office trash can, check.
      Womens “ladies” room, check.
      Elevator, check.
      Adult video section, check.

      Still trying to figure out how to get into the Oval Office.

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:41 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Mishee bang

      and the fitting rooms at JC Penny’s stay safe?

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   KittyKat bang

      Damn, I knew I was leaving something out!

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Nathaniel

    I guess somebody watched Clerks.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   KittyKat bang

    No flu germs, please, but bring your crabs right on in. They’ll feel right at home in our filty bathroom.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:38 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Mishee bang

    But I can still do my drugs in here right? Ok, cool.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   KittyKat bang

      No smoking, but doing lines is OK.

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    OMG, They don’t mind if you jerk off in their restroom as long as you buy the magazine!
    Visa, Mast(urbation) Card and Discover (yourself) Card accepted here! :-P

    Jun 11, 2008 at 5:52 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Mishee bang

      Just keep your hands to yourself when you go in CB, and remember… that’s NOT hair gel!

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   KittyKat bang

      Puts a whole new spin on buying the cow and getting the milk for free, huh?

      Jun 11, 2008 at 5:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Canthz_B bang

      I think the way it works best is if one keeps one’s hands to one’s self! :-P

      Jun 11, 2008 at 6:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Mishee bang

      CB – doing that is also the problem though!!! :D

      Jun 11, 2008 at 6:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   Canthz_B bang

      Not if you buy the right magazine! :twisted:

      Jun 11, 2008 at 6:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   wright

      I’m guessing a fair amount of the hair in that Wisconsin sink is palm related…

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   ErikaBlare bang

      I guess this is a “pay before you pump” policy.

      Jun 11, 2008 at 8:10 pm   rating: 70  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.8   Mishee bang

      Well, I hope that Wisconsin is a “self serve” state!

      Jun 11, 2008 at 9:00 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Canthz_B bang

    Dirty restroom complaints.
    This is why your gas station attendant is cranky.
    That and having a job just above ditch-digger.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 6:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Erik

    Someone should write a passive-aggressive response on the wall of the Utah gas station:
    “Cleanliness has an L in it, and 7REE is not a word.”

    Jun 11, 2008 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Canthz_B bang

      Actually “Cleanliness” has two ‘L’s, just like “Knowledgeable”. ;-)

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   freedomcows007

      And here I thought that ‘cleaniness’ was next to ‘Godiness’…

      Jun 11, 2008 at 8:55 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    Pardon me Miss, if I purchase this Massive Mammaries of Madison magazine will you clean up what John Hancock writes on your walls?

    Jun 11, 2008 at 6:43 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Mishee bang

      “hancock”

      Jun 11, 2008 at 6:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   KittyKat bang

      I think that’s what the decoration towels are for.

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   Quite Contrary

      Or Sam’s bed while she is away….

      Jun 11, 2008 at 11:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   bellabeastie

      But don’t forget to rinse first and clean that damn sink!

      THX

      SANDRA

      Jun 11, 2008 at 11:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   marcopuffin bang

    The first one is poetry. The suggestive look of the life size model. The understated, yet yuckily apt message. The circular ad for Copenhagen something at bottom left saying, “it satisfies” (evidently). Whoever wrote this has class.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 6:45 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Canthz_B bang

      Copenhagen is chewing tobacco.
      It satisfies the need for mouth, throat and stomach cancer.

      Jun 11, 2008 at 6:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   marcopuffin bang

      dirty mastication …

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:04 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Canthz_B bang

      I can almost dig my teeth into that one, marcopuffin! :-)

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   marcopuffin bang

      don’t forget to floss :twisted:

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   Canthz_B bang

      Do NASCAR and floss mix?
      I think not if you look at the grills of the spectators instead of those on the cars! LOL

      Jun 11, 2008 at 7:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    South Carolinians are unique in that they pass influenza infection by fart.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 6:50 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   KittyKat bang

    If I pay Casey in Human Resources $5, can I get a hat with my nudie magazine?

    Jun 11, 2008 at 6:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   se

    I don’t understand. If you have the flu, why would they want you to come in with your ass out? Is someone going to give you a flu shot?

    Jun 11, 2008 at 7:45 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Canthz_B bang

      That or a Scarlet Letter!

      Jun 11, 2008 at 8:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   ErikaBlare bang

    And for the love of god, can’t you even make it to your CAR before wanking off to your stroke mag? It seems to me as though the fly paper on the ceiling, overflowing toilets, and yelling “Occupied!” when people knock on the door might just spoil the mood.

    Jun 11, 2008 at 8:32 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   marcopuffin bang

      Perhaps a harried wank is all the more exciting

      Jun 12, 2008 at 5:36 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   kristen

    Oh…I’ve peed in that Utah potty box…it’s nasty nasty bad…ew…gross…I need to go take a shower….

    Jun 11, 2008 at 8:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   bellabeastie

      kristen, honey, do you really want to admit to that? That might just be one of those little secrets to take to the grave.

      Oh, and on note one I am especially fond of the fuzzy white fake Christmas garland festooning the right side of the tastefully mounted on yellow note.

      Team Overstate the Obvious Whydontcha?

      Jun 11, 2008 at 10:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   marcopuffin bang

      It’s fun to splurge a little at Christmas!

      Jun 12, 2008 at 5:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Canthz_B bang

    I saw the cleaning supplies. I read the instructions because I did not buy a magazine on my way to the john. I’m only out here complaining because someone with flu sat in the stall next to me with his ass out!

    Jun 12, 2008 at 1:28 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Ashley

      Marry me?

      Jun 12, 2008 at 4:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    Posted: The cure for Influenza is to go about bare-assed!

    Jun 12, 2008 at 2:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Jsmoke bang

    I would actually clean the bathroom, then leave my own PA note. Call it PA’ing it forward.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 4:38 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   unholyghost2003 bang

    1. Being a Wisconsinite I am not surprised at all by this sign. Don’t forget the Wisconsin is also the land where every gas station sells beer, wine, and hard liquor. Throw in a bag of cheese curds and you could have yourself a nice little “me-time” date in those restrooms. Also, between Madison and Green Bay there is very little ANYTHING (this coming from someone who lives between Madison and Green Bay) this note is aimed at truckers and I would bet money that this is also one of those strange gas stations that also have showers for truckers.
    2. So is that green cup the “cleaning supplies” mentioned? Use it to scoop the floaters and soggy TP up?
    3. THANK THE DEAR LORD they say that the sign is “posted” right at the top. I was wondering!

    Jun 12, 2008 at 7:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   freedomcows007

      Coming from the South, I’m confused: don’t all gas stations sell beer, wine and hard liquor? Or is that primarily a bible belt thing?

      Jun 12, 2008 at 8:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      Coming from the South you should be familiar with Blue Laws. ;)
      No there are many places where gas stations can not sell booze of any kind.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 9:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Mishee bang

      In Washington and Oregon you can’t buy hard liquor anywhere but a state run “Liquor Store” – and if you get the jonesin’ for a rum and coke on a Saturday night… well… you’re fucked. I don’t think that gas stations here in CA are allowed to sell hard liquor (not sure about that, I get all my hard liquor from the corner store, like any good alcoholic), but they do have beer and wine…

      Oregon and Washington suck.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 9:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   freedomcows007

      Sadly, I had to google “blue laws”. I guess my perspective is skewed, since the county that my parents live in is a dry county, every gas station outside of county limits not only carries the alcohol, it also advertises in gigantic neon signs. Since I don’t live there, I didn’t know that was unusual…

      Jun 12, 2008 at 10:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   Redhead

      I’m from Green Bay! Cheese Curds forever!!!

      Jun 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.6   Sirius bang

      You have no idea, Mishee. Oregon & Washington are Mardi Gras compared to Utah. Hard liquor and wine are only sold in state liquor stores at a state-mandated 85% markup. And we don’t have bars; if you want a mixed drink or glass of wine (without a meal), you have to join a private club.
      I can’t even watch Saturday Night Live — the NBC station in Utah is owned by The Church and has decided that the show is too racy for Utahns. To top it all off, I can’t get any of my wives to clean the 7REE bathroom!

      Jun 12, 2008 at 7:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.7   Mishee bang

      Thinkin’ it’s time to move… siriusly….

      (oooh that was sooo bad, but why did it feel sooo good??)

      Jun 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   RALPHY

    If I leave my ass outside, can the rest of me come in and take a piss in your filthy bathroom.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 8:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   KittyKat bang

      Look Mishee, RALPHY is flirting with you again.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 9:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Mishee bang

      Kat, one thing is keeping me from being with RALPHY.

      4 words: I don’t have Daddy issues.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 10:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      I 1 don’t 2 have 3 daddy 4 issues 5

      confused

      Jun 12, 2008 at 10:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   guest99

      2 words: count again

      Jun 12, 2008 at 10:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.5   Mishee bang

      The sad part about that…

      I work in accounting :oops: (and Daddy even has a Bachelor’s in Mathematics! ha!)

      Maybe he isn’t such a great Daddy after all.

      *feels betrayed by ugh… and daddy*

      Jun 12, 2008 at 10:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Kev Orng

    Funny, where I come from those magazines are usually kept behind the counter with the cigarettes.

    I don’t think it’s because we’re prudish, though. It’s probably because we find that inaccessibility is more effective as a theft deterrent than PA notes.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 8:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   claw71 bang

    I usually like to take my porn out for a test wank. Isn’t that customary?

    Jun 12, 2008 at 8:47 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   secondsout bang

      You have a few options to sample. Problem is, they don’t want you to return a magazine to the rack where the pages stick together. It depreciates the value for the collectors. The resale value of a spooge-crusted Hustler on eBay is low, except for the people with odd fetishes.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 3:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   KittyKat

      I think claw has enough admirers around here that the spooge-encrusted mags would probably sell pretty well.
      Mishee, RB and the various lurkers who profess their love on a daily basis could get into a bidding war.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 3:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   ErikaBlare bang

      I open the bidding at $5

      Jun 12, 2008 at 3:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   GhostWriter bang

    “Excuse me, Ma’am. I just filled up on Pump 8, can I use the restroom?”

    “Sure; that’ll be $8.95.”

    “What? Oh, I already paid at the pump…”

    “Sir, we have a new policy here. Did you see the sign? You gotta buy a magazine before you can go in.”

    … … …

    “…gimme the Penthouse.”

    Jun 12, 2008 at 9:09 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   southern girl

    Keep your ass out times ten!!!!!

    Jun 12, 2008 at 9:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Ryan

    Our bathrooms are dirty. We know it and we don’t appreciate your criticism!

    A bathroom like that should just be devastated so it makes it look like they have no standards whatsoever.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Stufsocker

    When I worked at one of the two large bookselling chains in the USA, there was a regular we called Fingers (not to his face) who often scoured the magazine racks (he had to touch everything, hence the name) and then he’d take a stack at least 4 or 5 inches high and take them to the bathroom. We weren’t allowed to ban him from the place though. Stupid rules. There were a LOT of unsavory types we couldn’t ban.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 11:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Mishee bang

      pls tell me he at least BOUGHT them after leaving the restroom? Cause I am thinking that it would be a health issue to let him put them back on the rack! And if he didn’t pay for them, then, well, ban the shoplifter dammit! :)

      Jun 12, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   KittyKat bang

      E-zines: good for the environment and STD free.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 11:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.3   Mishee bang

      but bringing the entire laptop into the bathroom with you, and then finding an outlet to plug it into is even more of a bitch!

      plus, it’s hard as hell to clean the keyboard later.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 11:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.4   TuesdayPillow

      That’s why you get a laptop with a functional battery, and plastic keyboard covers.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 12:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.5   Canthz_B bang

      A good anti-virus software package would probably be a good idea as well! :-P

      Jun 12, 2008 at 12:26 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.6   marcopuffin bang

      and pray your hard drive doesn’t flag while you’re in there.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 4:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   claw71 bang

    Posted

    Duh. You know, for some reason hicks, rednecks and yokels love to purchase, and apparently craft, signs that include the word “POSTED” in big bold letters at the top. As if not doing so automatically renders the sign moot.

    Being a relatively educated man I generally assume that if a sign is glued, stapled, nailed, velcroed or otherwise attached to a surface it is posted.

    Do they sell signs at Tractor Supply Company that are adorned with the term “unposted”?

    Do chicken-fried tourists from the South ignore signs that don’t have “POSTED” on them?

    That’s why I’m voting for Obama. He’s going to identify all the rubes and kill them with their own guns while they’re in church. At least that’s what Glen Beck’s been saying.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 12:19 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   Phat girl

      Yeah cuz all people from the South are Hicks, rednecks and yokels. That’s why we go a visitin up there in the North to meet all those well read and edumacated professional sign making gas station attendants they have up thar in yankee town.

      Jun 12, 2008 at 12:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   ErikaBlare bang

      That’s a lot to put on a campaign poster. :)

      Jun 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   the dawd bang

    This one time at band camp, i went into the bathroom of a fabrication shop and hovered. There was one of those tonsillectomy styled mens magazines on the back of the toilet disguised as a watercolor painting. These kind of sights sometimes are par for the course at a fab shop, but the icing on my vomit cake was when i went to wash my hands and found the open jar of mildly crusty vaseline.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 12:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   secondsout bang

    Is there anything a little more high-brow for my bathroom reading? National Geographic, the Economist, Fortune? Maybe some people just want to read, and not to rub one out. Then again, maybe there are some odd ones who find the Economist strangely arousing.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   kostia

    That last picture just makes me think of “The Stand.” Yeek.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   secondsout bang

    I would purchase one of the magazines, but you don’t have a copy of “Piss-Guzzling Grannies.” I’m a man of discerning taste.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 6:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   aaa

    So, they don’t mind people camping out in their bathrooms masturbating to porn as long as they purchased the porn from their store?

    I actually saw a porno mag in a gas station bathroom once when I was about seven. Seeing a naked dude didn’t scar me. I turned out okay, didn’t I?

    Jun 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   secondsout bang

    I’m wondering if anyone has ever taken the Copenhagen poster into the bathroom. That woman is HOT!

    Jun 12, 2008 at 6:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   secondsout bang

    Too cheap to get a flu shot this year? No problem! Just post a sign to keep out the viruses.

    Jun 12, 2008 at 7:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Olivia bang

    Wow. Normally I find the entries to be more or less funny, but these actually piss me off.

    #1 Note: This one isn’t as much irritating as it is gross. Really, guys? You’re going to masturbate in a public restroom? You can’t wait until you get home?

    #2 Note: This one pisses the hell out of me. Bathrooms are “free,” like they’re special privileges rather than common necessities? This isn’t a third-world country. Honestly, not upkeeping your store’s restroom – that falls into the realm of DISGUSTINGLY lazy.

    #3 Note: AAAAARGH! That word “posted” is really ticking me off! I don’t know why, but it makes me want to yell and shout. Is it really necessary? Does the common man really need to see the word “posted” on a sign to know that it has been posted? Do you need to write the word “dead” on a cadaver for someone to know it is indeed dead? It makes me want to slap the note writer.

    On a side note, I never knew I was such an angry person! : – ) This batch must’ve awakened something in me.

    Jun 13, 2008 at 5:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   aaa

      Well, even if the writers of note numero deux think that clean bathrooms are a privelege, that’s the kind of thinking that can get their business shut down. So we should let them continue to be disgusting. Then they’ll be out of job and a whole mess of money. :D

      Jun 13, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   Olivia bang

      Ha ha! Good point! :)

      Jun 13, 2008 at 7:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   Stufsocker

    Mishee!

    Actually, they were stripped, noted as loss, and thrown away.

    Jun 13, 2008 at 11:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   Mishee bang

      …also like a dead whore.

      I sense a trend happening here.

      Jun 13, 2008 at 11:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   badfae

    The second note really irritates me. When you work for a business that doesn’t have a separate janitorial/maintenance department, keeping the restroom(s) clean is part of the job description, and is included the service the employees are being paid to provide. Requesting that customers be considerate and not make more of a mess than necessary IS perfectly reasonable, but expecting them to perform part of your own job, for free, is definitely crossing the line.

    Jun 14, 2008 at 11:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   fuchsiagirl

      …or demanding customers to PAY to use the restrooms, oh sorry, buy a filthy magazine to use the restrooms

      Jun 18, 2008 at 7:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   Russ

    Can’t get over the magazine one. Very creepy. I wonder what the actual laws are about providing sanitary bathrooms to the public though? All three of these are classic though.

    http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

    Jun 16, 2008 at 4:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   sadi

    Milwaukee WI doesn’t sell beer at gas stations. Wanking is optional.

    Jun 19, 2008 at 2:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   tomservo bang

    badfae – yeah, I had the same problem when working as a cleaner on a porno shoot. Whenever I went anywhere near the sets, the guy stars *always* insisted I get up on the bed with the girls and perform part of their job for free…

    Jul 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   ccc

    LOL! Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

    Reblogged here :
    http://9gag.com/entry/562/

    and here:
    http://9gag.com/entry/563/

    Jul 28, 2008 at 1:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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