And God knows what

June 16th, 2008 · 147 comments

Most drivers could easily identify these duct-tape wrapped shapes as the universal sign for “Caution: Crazy Person Ahead,” but our submitter in Boston actually pulled over and parked in order to get a better look. Up close, “the signs were even crazier than we thought,” she reports. “Seriously, what happened to this guy?”

Seriously, what happened to this guy?

Seriously, what happened to this guy? 4

Seriously, what happened to this guy? 2

related: Movin’ out (Anthony’s song)

FILED UNDER: Boston · CAPS LOCK · crazypants · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy!!!! · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks" · WTF?


147 responses so far ↓

  • #1   goose

    > “There is a ‘single’ male living here”

    No shit? Wonder why that might be…

    Jun 16, 2008 at 3:46 am   rating: 75  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Nathaniel

    Looks like someone’s address got used as a drop spot for an ID theft ring. I can imagine that driving someone crazy if dozens of bill collectors or victims keep showing up harassing the guy who lives there.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 3:49 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   marcopuffin bang

      True – but the dogs, women and duct tape?

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:15 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Naomi

      He probably just wanted to add to the ambiance that he does, in fact, live alone.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 7:21 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   raiseyourglass

      Is the first sign saying that any dog that trespasses on the propery that the property goes to the dog pound? That’s pretty generous. I love animal nuts uh I mean animal lovers.

      Jun 18, 2008 at 11:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   august

      dogs, women and duct tape? might just be his idea of a good time.

      i think this is dwight schrute’s city home.

      Aug 21, 2008 at 4:41 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   J

    what does this guy have against dogs and girls? and good ol’ glue? f’in misogynist.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 4:01 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   vimandvigor

      Maybe he loves horses?

      Jun 16, 2008 at 10:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Ray

    I’m confused. So does the quadruple negative mean there are “pre-paid legal executives” living there?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 4:25 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Lane J

      My money is on there not being a legal executive living there or they probably would have had the “are” on the sign about apartments in red.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 6:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Mishee bang

      Gosh can’t either of you read…. THERE ARE NO PRE-PAID LEGAL EXECUTIVES AND/OR EMPLOYEES LIVING HERE

      Geez, crazy sniper guy couldn’t have made it MORE clear!

      Jun 16, 2008 at 6:28 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Lane J

      well I think this thread just moved right past passive aggressive…crazy sniper people don’t leave notes!!

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Lane J

      Well this thread just moved right past passive-aggressive…

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   David

    Id theft, mail fraud, fraud, theft, trespassing and forgery aren’t THAT serious of crimes in this case, seeing that the victim is a crazy guy that calls the police about every woman or animal that gets anywhere near his house. People just want to rent out his fabulous bachelor’s pad!

    Jun 16, 2008 at 4:32 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   get figgy with it

      don’t forget the prepaid legal executives and employees…

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   park rose bang

    Wondering what’s happened to your girlfriend/dog/ Prepaid Legal executive or employee? See that row of trash cans by the side of the building…

    Jun 16, 2008 at 4:55 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   se

      For a single male, he sure does have a lot of trash cans, doesn’t he?

      Jun 16, 2008 at 1:06 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Andre

      It’s really easy to forget to take the trash out each week without constant nagg…uh, I mean constant loving support.

      It just sort of piles up.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 9:07 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   James

      bwah – ha – ha ! …nothing to add… just thought that was HI-larious!

      Jul 15, 2008 at 4:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   ErikaBlare bang

    It seems as though one symptom of paranoid schizophrenia is the ability to write fairly neat block letters. Who knew?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 5:21 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   marcopuffin bang

      He’s doing nicely on his bubble letters too – he needs to work on his spelling and sanity though.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:28 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   ErikaBlare bang

      There NO sanity here.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:31 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   marcopuffin bang

      No, I can’t say I’d be tempted to drop in for coffee and a chat….

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:36 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   marcopuffin bang

    Above the “no apartments” sign there is a very small one that says, “If U do not live here, keep out!” The tempting ladder leaning up against the house seems a clumsy attempt at entrapment.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 5:25 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Dan

    Interesting that ‘trespasses’ is spelled correctly but ‘tresspassing’ isn’t…..

    Jun 16, 2008 at 5:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   raiseyourglass

      May be a good example of before and after of medication?

      Jun 18, 2008 at 11:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   PANU bang

    You should always read the fine print around this guy.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 5:36 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Anis

    Why would a woman say that she is married to that nut case???

    Jun 16, 2008 at 6:45 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   anglophile bang

    The progression of underlining styles in the ‘single’ male sign is fascinating. First we go from discrete and decorative underscoring, then a little further down, the entire line is drawn with decorative separators, then plain distinct underlines, then, sadly, some weak and uneven attempts. Almost as though the sign maker suffers some sort of mental inbalance….

    Jun 16, 2008 at 6:50 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Quite Contrary

      A mental inbalance? You think???

      Jun 16, 2008 at 9:48 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Canthz_B bang

      Surely not the type to lose interest in the project.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:43 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   anglophile bang

    ANY PRE-PAID LEGAL EXECUTIVE THAT TRESPASSESS

    THIS PROPERTY– IS GOING TO THE

    PRE-PAID LEGAL EXECUTIVE POUND!

    If owner does not claim pre-paid legal executive.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 6:54 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   park rose bang

    Well id theft is a serious crime. See what happens when the super ego runs rampant?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 7:43 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Aijaz bang

    We’re walking, we’re walking… we’re stopping.

    All righty, folks. Our next stop in the first annual “Boston’s Most Eligible” walking tour is the residence of local playboy Heisa Monster. Men, keep an close eye on your women, because this cat is most definitely single!

    Jun 16, 2008 at 8:00 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Naks

      This should be a case for pshychologist students. Could someone say C-R-A-Z-Y.

      And…why is single in quotes??

      Jun 16, 2008 at 8:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Fnnkybutt bang

      He’s ‘single’ because his 4 previous wives are in the attic bound with duct tape.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   raiseyourglass

      …correction 3 and 1/2

      Jun 18, 2008 at 11:52 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   marcopuffin bang

    The submitter should have included the address, then we could have all dropped by! He might have met someone…. and rented out some apartments. Then he’d only have to worry about the dogs and pre-paid legal executives – because they’re a real no, no, no, no…

    Jun 16, 2008 at 8:41 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Jeffrey

    Is this a note or a series of handmade signs?

    ['SINGLE'] is proper because it is a marital status. If the sign-maker were to solely indicate that there were ‘a single man inside,’ his marital status would be unresolved. I would like to snark that the rest of the signage secures his longterm unavailability for consorting with 0ther hominids, but crazies sometimes find each other!

    Is ‘dog pound’ redundant? (it was tempting to phrase this in the negative)

    Jun 16, 2008 at 8:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Fegbarr

      ‘Single’ still isn’t proper usage! Inverted commas are no signifier of emphasis, even on the craziest of parallel worlds.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 8:55 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   park rose bang

      He’s ‘single’ (and has always been so) when the woman he is no longer with sends someone around to collect the child maintenance payments ;)

      Jun 16, 2008 at 9:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Mishee bang

    Funny, even before I got to the bottom and saw the “related:” link, I thought… wow… Anthony Grosso is really getting around now!

    It’s almost like “Where in the USA Is Carmen Sandiego” – but with a spider on crack….

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:04 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Juliet

      Yeah, same with me… I wondered if Anthony was related to this guy. They seem to have a lot of problems with the ladies.

      Jun 17, 2008 at 11:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Mishee bang

    I wonder how many stray dogs he gets knocking on his door that it needs a note for people to know that he is NOT a Doggie Hotel….

    I also wonder how long he keeps them there to be “claimed by owner” until they get carted off to the pound.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:08 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   RALPHY

    I think that someone has been having a lot of fun messing with this guy’s head. It’s always tempting to tell a crazy guy that your Zorg from Mars or a pre-paid lawer with a pit bull, but a female trying to tell him that they’re married (possibly for free rent) is living on the edge.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:18 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Mishee bang

    Apparently women who claim to be his wife also are guilty of passing their hair around….

    is there really a crime in “tress passing”?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:24 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   freedomcows007

    So I have to ask: What, pray tell, is a pre-paid legal executive? Is it akin to a pre-paid envelope? Pre-paid calling card? Do you fill up the legal executive with money and then use at will?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:33 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   cre8tivewmn

      Pre-paid legal is a system where people pay a monthly fee for “legal insurance” and then don’t pay if they need help. It is targeted towards people who couldn’t normally afford to pay a lawyer’s fee in an emergency.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   RunBarbara bang

      I prefer my Matlock theory.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   freedomcows007

      Hmmm, in that case, duct tape might want to re-think his stance there. Call me crazy, but I think that if anyone ever needed to have a prepaid lawyer on retainer, it’s this guy.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 1:00 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   gc3160 - that homo that u know bang

      Ummm anyone who thinks pre-paid legal services is a good idea should probably rethink that stance. My mom’s ex-boyfriend’s brother was having some legal issues and signed up for the service and you had to use a credit card or ACH and since he didn’t have either he would give me the money and I set it up so they would do an ACH each month to pay the fee. Well when it finally came around time for him to go to court he called and asked for legal representation and they told him he actually didn’t get representation free but that he would get something like 20 percent off the lawyer’s fees. Then the lawyer they got to represent him didn’t even show up to court for his court appearances at least two times. He ended up pleading guilty with no legal representation. Anyways I didn’t really like the dude and wanted them to stop the ACH because of that and because of the scam of the service and had to threaten the bitch on the phone to get her to stop debiting my checking account. BTW you should have seen the stickers they give you to stick on your car window informing any cop who pulls you over that you have legal representation by prepaid legal services and that you will not talk to them or get out of your vehicle until you have contacted your lawyer. Holy Shit, if I were a cop and some douche I pulled over for driving recklessly or such had that on their car window, I would have to be restrained from kicking their ass once I stopped laughing. Oh yeh and the dude that sold my mom’s ex’s brother the prepaid legal services up and disappeared all of a sudden because he was shady and didn’t inform people they weren’t actually getting fully paid legal representation. I noticed recently that he opened a car insurance agency. Guess which m_therf_cker I’m not buying insurance from.

      Jun 27, 2008 at 5:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.5   PPLdaughter

      @gc3160 obviously you’ve never sat through the PPL presentation and/or you weren’t listening when/if you did. If you had been listening, then you would know that defense for criminal cases not related to traffic incidents are not covered 100% but they are offered at a discounted rate.

      And as far as the associate who sold the policy, he probably still is selling them if he has an insurance agency. I know he’s still making money off of them.

      It is considered shady business practice to debit another person’s account to pay for the other person’s policy. That’s not standard operating procedure AT ALL!

      Jan 30, 2009 at 6:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   GhostWriter bang

    Kudos go out to the photographer- it’s very difficult to get that close to the servant’s entrance of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch without having to show a valid I.D. the giveaway clue was, “…and God knows what else!”

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:45 am   rating: 35  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Quite Contrary

    For someone who has no apartments, he certainly has a lot of garbage cans? Perhaps the wives or dogs are really there?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:51 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Quite Contrary

    The only thing missing from this is some razor wire across the top of the fence.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:52 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   RunBarbara bang

      I see your razor wire and raise you a broken down washing machine with a plant growing out of it.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:11 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   Quite Contrary

      I see your broken down washing machine with a plant growing out of it and I raise you a ’72 Vega on blocks on the front grass.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 12:33 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   RunBarbara bang

      I see your ’72 Vega on blocks on the front grass and raise you four faded flamingo statues, a pile of scrap metal with a cat sleeping on it and a cup of well-water.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 12:52 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   Quite Contrary

      I see your four faded flamingo statues, a pile of scrap metal with a cat sleeping on it and a cup of well water and raise you a laundry line full of wife beaters, flannel shirts, and jeans flapping in the wind and a bunch of empty Jack Daniels bottles strewn all over the back yard.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 1:10 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   Mishee bang

      …and where are these homeless dogs that we keep hearing about?

      I mean, he must keep them around somewhere until he has decided the owner is NOT gonna claim them and it’s time to go to the pound!

      They probably kick back under the porch, to stay out of the sun… and away from the crazy.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.6   RunBarbara

      QC, I call!

      *slams down pile of Monopoly money on kitchen table, littered with half-eaten bowls of Kraft Easy Mac and luke warm PBR*

      Jun 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.7   Quite Contrary

      I “WIN!!!” THX, SANDRA

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.8   Mishee bang

      how does that old saying go? “Fighting over the internet is just like competing in the Special Olympics – even if you win, you’re still retarded”

      (jokes!)

      I effin LOVE to fight on the net! :) Especially when RB and I get out the mud pit and the webcams….

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   GhostWriter bang

    When you compare this place to the actual headquarters of Pre-paid Legal Services, you can easily see why they are often confused.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 10:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   GhostWriter bang

      And what does Pre-Paid Legal Services specialize in, you ask?

      Identity Theft, of course!

      Jun 16, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   PPLdaughter

      That, and the fact that Boston looks exactly like Ada, Oklahoma. ;)

      Jan 30, 2009 at 6:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   A

    This is actually located in South River NJ. And my brave-as-shit friend walked right up and snapped these pics with her camera phone while I cowered away in the corner looking for the crazy sniper that surely lives here.

    Also, if you click on the first picture and see it enlarged, the first sign, warning that a trespassing dog will be brought to the pound, has a post script “if owner does not claim dog”. Well, this changes the whole story a little bit, doesn’t it? My heart kinda swells for this poor old sweet crazy sniper lunatic.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Quite Contrary

      And they say chivalry is dead!

      Jun 16, 2008 at 10:35 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Ryan

    Oh man, I’m in Boston – somebody needs to tell me where this is.

    I would love to add a few signs up there and I’m pretty sure that would make that guy’s day!!!

    ANYONE CAUGHT HANGING SIGNS ON MY FENCE…. (Blah, Blah, Blah!)

    Jun 16, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Mishee bang

      Ryan, kind of like this sign?

      You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to use that picture!! :D

      Jun 16, 2008 at 10:26 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Ryan

      Bingo!

      Jun 16, 2008 at 12:39 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   claw71 bang

    Look beyond the signs.

    There’s something wrapped in foil in the first picture and there’s a ladder on the side of the house. I’m thinking he’s afraid of being abducted by aliens too. Strategically placed foil makes it hard for the aliens to track his electrochemical signature and he uses the ladder so he doesn’t have to reset the booby trap on his front door every time he enters or leaves.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Ryan

      Brilliant observation Claw!

      You do, however, realize that tin foil hats block out the signals, but they keep in freshness!

      Jun 16, 2008 at 12:41 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   secondsout bang

      Which, can I just say, makes me cringe to remember how shitty the film “Signs” was. I liked “The Sixth Sense,” though it was laughably silly at certain points. After that, M. Night Shyamalan just became a huge hack. I got angry by the end of “Signs” for what a truly shitty movie that was. I refuse to watch this newest film. Shyamalan has disappointed me too many times already.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   amazon bang

      After watching “The Village,” I wanted that hour and a half of my life back!

      So to save myself $12, I Wikipedia’d “The Happening.”

      SPOILER ALERT:

      It’s the effin’ trees! There, I saved you $12 and 2 hours of your life as well!

      Jun 16, 2008 at 7:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.4   Total Douche bang

      Thank you, he blows.

      Jun 19, 2008 at 9:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Mishee bang

    I’m thinking that dude needs to get a locking mailbox and a free annual credit report.

    Problem solved.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 10:38 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   RunBarbara bang

      You forgot to mention anti-psychotics and scream therapy.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   secondsout bang

      What he needs? Don’t forget a blowjob. Clearly, this guy needs some action. He may also need a new roll of duct tape. This one appears to be finished. Just keep him away from the sharp objects and gunpowder.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:26 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   RunBarbara bang

      How are you in the blow job/duct tape department?
      I ask because I care.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:29 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.4   secondsout bang

      Well, nobody can have too many blowjobs. Unless the giver’s teeth are too sharp.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.5   RunBarbara bang

      luckily, i have dentures and a tolerant gag reflex.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:43 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   RunBarbara

    Is a prepaid legal executive similar to those prepaid phones people buy at 7-11? And when you’re out of minutes and on trial you have to call Matlock?
    I want one.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 10:53 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Jahzzie

      it’s kind of like car insurance. You pay into it every month, you pay a base deductible for certain actions and things like car accidents, divorce, DUI’s and business transactions are sometimes offered for free for first time users. It’s actually a pretty sweet deal, Mr. Duct Tape could prolly use some pre-paid legal advice with all of his “issues”.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   Quite Contrary

      Somehow I think these signs find their roots in Mr. Duct Tape’s car accidents, divorces, and DUI’s. I have a sneaking suspicion his prepaid legal services subscriptions has been “cancelled.”

      Jun 16, 2008 at 2:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.3   PPLdaughter

      PPL offers services like contract reviews, will/living directive prep and letter writing for free plus some trial hours for traffic-related incidents are included as well. Other services are offered at a discount.

      Jan 30, 2009 at 6:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   Justin

    That man’s idenity was fucking delicious!

    Jun 16, 2008 at 11:06 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Jimmy Straightline

    So evidently, some woman used the address as a drop point for ID theft. And Mr. Duct Tape believes that a FedEx driver would never deliver a package to a woman in the yard with all those signs on the fence. An impeccable counter-strategy since a woman comfortable committing a felony would never remove a sign.

    What if the criminal goes back, cuts down all the duct tape signs, receives a second package, and then duct tapes the delivery receipt where the the signs had been?

    Mr. Duct Tape, response please?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 11:15 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   GhostWriter bang

      Then I complete my plan to cover my entire entryway with duct tape (visible in pic 1).

      When said crimminal (or the cops) start cutting through it, they invariably slice the green wire. I am already safe in my upside-down bathtub fallout shelter.

      Already Safe.

      - Mr. DuctTape

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Mishee bang

    This is definitely the weirdest e-Harmony ad I have ever seen.

    There are better ways to advertise that you are not only: A.) not a married scum looking for a side dish, but you also B.) have good credit due to your harsh stance on identity theft, and C.) a nice apartment safe from roving packs of dogs and door to door legal advisors, and D.) you are a law abiding citizen.

    He’s never gonna get a girl like that!

    Jun 16, 2008 at 11:46 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   RunBarbara bang

      which is why he as the duct tape! its like fly paper for single female motorists stopping to snap a photo of the quirky sign…next thing you know, BAM!
      Leatherface.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 11:49 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   secondsout bang

      Me, I’d imagine that the girls are at the bottom of the well in his basement, applying lotion or risking the dreaded hose.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:30 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   RunBarbara bang

      Of course you might be right but something about his “property” just screams Texas Chainsaw Massacre. i bet if you look hard enough you can find three headed chicken fetuses in glass jars….

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   cre8tivewmn

    I feel a little sorry for this guy. Something painful must have happened to put him on the train to Crazyville.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 11:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   amazon bang

      Some people are just born on that train…

      Jun 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Mishee bang

    I wonder what makes the “V” in Executives so special that it is the only letter written in block writing in the entire word?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 12:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Justin

    “identity” is hard to spell.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 1:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Esperanza

      it gots alotta them silent letters.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Sarah bang

    Where the hell is the barbed wire? Or electric fencing? Or Tasers placed at five-inch intervals?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 1:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Dr. How bang

    I am a Criminologist…and his writing style is indicative of a very unstable person….the large block letters in addition to the the random changes of character size in this persons writing is very unsettling…I truly hope the viewer of this note is okay….

    handwriting typically in common writing style , changes in sizing…the person writing this note underlines randomly…I truly hope the photographer is okay!!!

    Jun 16, 2008 at 2:33 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   Mishee bang

      Soooo, ummm… are you gonna analyze the handwriting of every note now? Cause you are starting to sound like the BAU – or Miss Cleo. Everyone, it seems, is “disturbed” or “unstable” – very generic sounding if you ask me.

      I am losing my faith in the Criminology field… Why won’t you just jump up on your desk and do the Time Warp like all good Criminologists??

      *sigh*

      Jun 16, 2008 at 2:59 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.2   Dr. How bang

      As this was a verbatim cut-and-paste parody of our previous criminologist’s post, I’d say no.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.3   Mishee bang

      Well, then… that explains the similarities.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 3:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.4   fuchsiagirl

      okay… so what does it say… about people who use too much ellipses?

      Jun 18, 2008 at 6:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   Mishee bang

    I wonder if this chick was the one claiming to be his wife…

    Jun 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   amazon bang

      I was gonna say “OWWWWW” until I saw the plastic wrap underneath. *phew*

      Jun 16, 2008 at 7:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.2   Total Douche bang

      Oh My Fucking God, I will NEVER be able to UN-see that picture. And people tell me I’M a douche!

      Jun 19, 2008 at 9:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Perceptive One

    Does anyone else think this is a joke. This is totally a knock of Dwight Schrute from NBC’s “The Office”. Perhaps the guy is crazy but I am surprised that everyone has seen this as a crazy guy and not the jokester this guy is. He is not that funny but he obviously thinks he is. So perhaps he is a bit unstable, but aren’t we all. Hows that for psychoanalysis!

    Jun 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   Sue Do Nim

      Um…no.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   mere

    so, tell me:
    -identity theft
    -forgery
    -mail fraud
    -theft (not identity this time)
    - fraud (not mail this time).
    are all of these SERIOUS crimes?! because, i just can’t figure it out.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   freedomcows007

      Don’t forget the ‘tress passing’ and the God knows what else. Also Very Serious.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.2   secondsout bang

      thefreedictionary.com defines “tress” as “A long lock or ringlet of hair.” If one is passing those, perhaps said person should stop eating hair. Sounds unpleasant…

      Jun 16, 2008 at 4:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.3   secondsout bang

      of course, I guess that would be like having it wipe on the way out. Which has its charm, in a weird way. Not enough charm for me to eat hair, though.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   secondsout bang

    Does this guy think that the dogs are going to read his sign and heed his warnings? Ooh, damn, I better not sneak into this guy’s yard to take a dump and chase squirrels. This guy will send me to the pound.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   Mishee bang

      Whenever you do that at my house, I just grab my camera….

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:25 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #43.2   RunBarbara bang

      i grab the girthquake.

      Jun 16, 2008 at 5:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   Esperanza

    I worked for the welfare department in…well it doesn’t matter what state, but we’d get ridiculous amounts of returned mail as well as calls from the people who were supposedly living at the addresses, saying they keep getting mail for people that didn’t live there, or happened to tell their caseworker that they were living there there while they were getting their lives straightened out (when in reality they had simply crashed there a few days) or were straight up using a false address. Landlords also called a lot, saying that people had been evicted or moved out of state months, sometimes years ago.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 4:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   agong

    ALL YOUR APARTMENTS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

    ALL DOGS AND SINGLE WOMEN, POSING AS MY WIFE, PLEASE SEE CASEY IN HUMAN RESOURCES.

    THX SANDY

    Jun 16, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   Sarah bang

      “Sandy?” What is this, Grease?

      Jun 16, 2008 at 7:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   Mishee bang

    I imagine this guy looks something Like This

    Jun 16, 2008 at 5:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #46.1   Bunnee

      That looks like Homer Simpson on acid! But for him to be this guy, he would have to have a lot crazier and more sinister smile.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #47   secondsout bang

    So if the guy is single, how is claiming to be his wife identity theft? Identity theft would be masquerading as a real person, no?

    Jun 16, 2008 at 5:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   ErikaBlare bang

    For some reason, this note is so much funnier when read with the boston accent…”They-ah no apahments heah!” Ten bucks says the ground is littered with dunkin donuts cups.

    Jun 16, 2008 at 8:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #48.1   Mishee bang

      “Say chow-dah!”

      Jun 16, 2008 at 8:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.2   Mark bang

      Show… derr…

      Jun 17, 2008 at 4:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.3   Mishee bang

      Mark – you have restored my faith in humanity and in the fact that SOMEONE out on the net would get my wonderfully obscure, yet not really obscure Simpsons reference!

      You rock.

      Jun 17, 2008 at 4:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #49   Vivitop

    THIS IS A MEN “GENTLEMAN” HOUSE ONLY . TO
    THE THEME OF THE NEXT POTLUCK IS “I MARRIED DUCKTAPE”.
    PAY 5$ TO CASEY IN HUMAN RESSOURCES TO GET A HAT MADE OF DUCKTAPE.
    THX SANDRA

    Jun 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Russ

    I actually understand this guy. This happens all the time…women randomly showing up claiming they’re my wife.

    http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

    Jun 17, 2008 at 3:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #50.1   Burghardt

      At least they’re not showing up claiming you’re the father. come to think of it….maybe that’s why the dogs are showing up at this guy’s place too.

      Jun 17, 2008 at 6:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #51   mattyu

    i like how “including trespassing” comes after “God knows what else.”

    Jun 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Joy

    Any female that says she’s married to this guy has much, much bigger problems than fraud, forgery, ID theft or God knows what else.

    Jun 17, 2008 at 6:52 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Kimberly

    ALL DOGS TRESPASSING WILL BE CONSIDERED HOT DISHES FOR THE ABORIGINES POTLUCK DINNER. PLEASE SEE CASEY IN HUMAN RESOURCE.

    THX, SANDRA.

    Jun 17, 2008 at 8:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #53.1   Olivia bang

      Oh god! That was hilarious! I read that note, too; Sandra was a total b****. Very funny, Kim. ;)

      Regarding the guy with the cardboard taped to the chain link fence — Bub, NO girl is going to marry you if you keep talking like that. :( It sounds so sniveling and “covering my own ass”-esque; not manly or attractive at all.

      Jun 17, 2008 at 8:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #54   memo

    I freaking had a WHOLE dream about this nut job last night……Wth does that say about me?!

    Jun 18, 2008 at 9:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #54.1   Mishee bang

      Wow, even I didn’t dream about it… but now you know how I felt when I was introduced to a Mr. Anthony Grosso and Ms. Rene Hall.

      It’s unavoidable sometimes.

      Jun 18, 2008 at 9:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #55   philos

    This is my ex-husband’s house.

    Jun 20, 2008 at 3:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   Matt

    The only person doing worse than this guy is the person that actually wanted to steal his identity

    Jun 22, 2008 at 6:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Cricket

    in this case, ‘single’ means ‘bat shit crazy and full of conspiracy theories’.

    Jun 23, 2008 at 1:51 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   awesome

    if this weren’t in boston i’d say it was terry wagar…

    http://aarontodd.wordpress.com/2008/04/07/terry-wagar-dont-worry-im-on-the-case/

    Jun 24, 2008 at 1:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   fuzzy_logic

    i’m trying see an actual structure in which said “mad signer” resides, but no dice. maybe his domicile is the large cardboard box behind the signs? might explain the misplaced aggression …

    Jun 25, 2008 at 1:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Marisa

    This isnt in Boston, it’s in New Jersey. In East Brunswick, on Old Bridge Turnpike. I pass this house everyday!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   paranoid

    Don’t you guys have imagination?!

    This is someone who has been divorced from his wife, but she still wants something… and she’s bringing the dog and the lawyer along, or tries to sneak into the house… but she WILL HAVE NO LUCK HERE!!… supporting this theory is the ladder (repairing the house = overhauling your life) and the paint buckets (?) on top of the trash cans.

    Nah.

    This guy thinks someone is stealing his mail and trespassing on his property, claiming to be either his wife or looking for an apartment or Pre-paid Services employees there. He is clearly paranoid, but even paranoid people have enemies, maybe because they’re paranoid. Someone must have put a stray dog in his enclosure one day…

    Jul 8, 2008 at 6:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #61.1   Mark bang

      Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you…

      Jul 8, 2008 at 7:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #62   aidjohn bang

    Wow. That’s all I can say. Wow.

    Dec 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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