(a passiveaggressivenotes.com public disservice announcement)
1. from portland, oregon…
2. from williamsburg, virginia…
3. from miami, florida…
related: come get some
extra credit: herpes: it’s got new york by the balls [nymag.com]
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106 responses so far ↓
#1 zombieBlanco

herpes! the gift that keeps on giving.
Jun 18, 2008 at 11:52 am rating: +7 
#2 RunBarbara

Thx Brad is the distant cousin to Thx Sandra.
Jun 18, 2008 at 11:54 am rating: +12 
#3 zombieBlanco

p.s. will soon be publishing my book: 101 reasons to avoid starbucks
Jun 18, 2008 at 11:54 am rating: +8 
#4 Joe

The dishes comment is definitely PA amusing, but I must say I heartily approve of the other two!
Jun 18, 2008 at 11:56 am rating: +1 
#5 unholyghost2003

I suppose stealing Ice cream COULD give you herpes if the owner of the ice cream has open mouth sores and was licking the container moments before YOU lick the container. Doesn’t that say more about the owner of the ice cream than the thief though? Quit wasting your money on pricey ice cream and buy some condoms bitch!
Jun 18, 2008 at 11:59 am rating: +7 
#6 Canthz_B

Yes, you too can remain herpes-free if you fill your car with dirty dishes rather than leaving them in your sink!
Jun 18, 2008 at 12:00 pm rating: +4 
#7 Mishee

This post doesn’t help me pin down where I got herpes…
oh wait, RunBarbara… that’s right… nevermind…
Jun 18, 2008 at 12:00 pm rating: +2 
#8 unholyghost2003

what note 3 doesn’t tell you is that “Starbucks” is the name of the “working girl” around the corner. Just a public service announcement from her pimp to let the regulars know she is having an outbreak.
Jun 18, 2008 at 12:02 pm rating: +23 
#9 fantasy

This is just one big “Herpes” extravaganza!
“From coast to coast, with Art Bell!”
Jun 18, 2008 at 12:02 pm rating: 0 
#10 Canthz_B

“Stealing ice cream gives you herpes” if you use it to pay a crack-whore.
Jun 18, 2008 at 12:05 pm rating: +2 
#11 Joe

Note #1? Yeah, I think that’s just what Brad told his naive girlfriend after he passed it on. “I swear, sweety, you must have gotten them from those dirty dishes in the sink.”
Avoid the blame, AND get her to clean up the place? Double-win!
Jun 18, 2008 at 12:10 pm rating: +3 
#12 TandA

I had no idea one could contract herpes in so many ways! Yikes!
Jun 18, 2008 at 12:34 pm rating: +2 
#13 xenylamine
