spotted in a high foot traffic area of sausalito, california…
god bless the bay area.
related: gentrification is insanit(ar)y
spotted in a high foot traffic area of sausalito, california…
god bless the bay area.
related: gentrification is insanit(ar)y
FILED UNDER: bay area · california · confusion??? · irregular capitalization · neighbors · san francisco · sausalito
166 responses so far ↓
#1
dirty_snowflake

Very brave to identify your house and leave a phone number. That’s the most aggressively passive aggressive note I’ve seen.
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:08 am rating: +4 
#2
zombieBlanco

Calling someone a mad ass-backwards neanderthal is a good opening gambit for neighborhood reconciliation, especially after the light brown apple moth debacle.
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:18 am rating: +40 
#3
RunBarbara

Areyou kidding?
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:22 am rating: +2 
#4
zombieBlanco

after you try orange oil, pepppermint, and bay leaves, perhaps we could all join hands and make a chanting circle around the house asking the termites to find a more harmonious place to shelter…..what do you think of THAT?
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:30 am rating: +64 
#5
RunBarbara

I called 1-800-Orange Oil and a Korean house wife told me she was going to spank me with a wooden spoon. It had nothing to do with pest removal, damn it! The worst $1.99 a minute I ever spent…
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except on Mishee’s mom.
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:31 am rating: +27 
#6
Matthew Gallant

I like the “no, no, nooooooo” part, it sounds like an Amy Winehouse song.
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:35 am rating: +28 
#7
Canthz_B

I’ve heard that termites cannot stand Gregorian chants.. Dooooooo try that before insecticide!
–Mrs. Howell of Gilligan’s little green isle.
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:45 am rating: +23 
#8
secondsout

Hmm, I could use pesticides to get rid of the house. Or I could have a session where I feel with the insects, talk to them about their feelings, and have commune with nature. I can use my healing energy to cleanse the house.
Jun 20, 2008 at 12:52 am rating: +8 
#9
Canthz_B

My little white house is yellow because I refuse to use non-organic paints.
Jun 20, 2008 at 1:01 am rating: +5 
#10
Canthz_B

Never a good thing to ask someone to not tent their house while you’re wearing a moo-moo!
Jun 20, 2008 at 1:08 am rating: +5 
#11
zombieBlanco

areyou mad
dark ages tenting
real that
Jun 20, 2008 at 1:08 am rating: 0 
#12
Canthz_B

Atticus!, Atticus! Bugs are eating my bed!!
Don’t step on them, Scout. They must be given a fair chance to leave here or a trial or something!
Jun 20, 2008 at 1:16 am rating: +14