Comments on: TMI all around

By: Sprinkle459

Sprinkle459 — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:04:47 +0000

A trouble-making little weirdo who liked me in the second grade asked me to wait outside the boys bathrooms. He occasionally checked if I was there. I left there like a bat out of hell. It freaked me out.

There was this other time, one of my friends was having “a hard time” and made me wait for her. For 30 minutes I believe. Then I had to go like ten minutes after that, but my teacher wouldn’t let me because I was in there for half an hour doing nothing. Oh, being plauged with bathroom-related incidents.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:17:11 +0000

Sport is always good.

By: Will It Work

Will It Work — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:36:14 +0000

Placing a tiny text on an entire letter sheet of paper should be illicit, if it isn’t already.

By: Will It Work

Will It Work — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:28:17 +0000

Government employees, as well.

By: Xtroll

Xtroll — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:52:33 +0000

Ahh but it is like a turtle head when you have to go but can’t for whatever reason like someone camped out in the toilet. Because he pokes his head out for a little bit and then slides back in. A little bit later he sticks it out again and then slides back in all the while singing (To the tune of Johnny Cash’s I Hear the Train a Coming)
The shit is a coming,
it’s coming down the track.
You better hurry up son
or you’ll have a messy crack.

By: GoodNamesGone

GoodNamesGone — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:42:40 +0000

Dude, I was lucky. My “Poo Talker” asked the person on the other end, “What are you doing?”

So I grunted loudly and said, “I’m poopin’!”

She won’t even make eye-contact with me now- Score!

By: jadefirefly

jadefirefly — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:00:22 +0000

At least it’s not the changing room…

By: jadefirefly

jadefirefly — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:59:52 +0000

I’m fond of “champ”, myself.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:24:17 +0000

I don’t know about that.
Drop a turd at home in the morning before you go to work and that should hold you until you return home again.
That’s being “regular”.
This moron has made his bathroom break a part of his daily work experience.
I worked with a guy like that. Every day at 10am he’d head into the john and take a crap. Now I have to hold a pee until 10:30 for this slob?

By: aaa

aaa — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:16:43 +0000

Oh em gee! XD

By: bellabeastie

bellabeastie — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:14:32 +0000

“(privately)” number two?

What? As opposed to publicly? We all know there is a long list of other places to Do the Poo. And as for the (private) phone convo, better check with St. Airwell, Patron of all who Talk & Poo in public.

THX
BUDDY

By: Lurker

Lurker — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:17:37 +0000

ZOMG, I JUST got back from the ladies’ room, where there was a pooptalker in the next stall.

I was prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt; after all, she could have just ducked into the stall for privacy or something. But then I heard a telltale plop.

By: Potty Mouth

Potty Mouth — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:06:57 +0000

GOVERMENT EMPLOYEES!!!

By: Potty Mouth

Potty Mouth — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:03:26 +0000

I am one of “those people.” YES, I am a Potty Mouth! Sorry Mom!!!