Comments on: Three tactics for dealing with soap thieves

By: Tool

Tool — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:52:18 +0000

Soap is for dirty stuff. Head shrinks are for issues. Which one does not belong in the bathroom?

By: stephanie

stephanie — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:34:25 +0000

SO, I keep my laundry detergent in the basement with several other tenants’ soap, and I came downstairs to find my soap was GONE.
I took the great idea of the above with a little spin– “Stealing laundry detergent is NOT cool. Now my clothes are dirty… AND SO IS YOUR SOUL! THANKS. “

By: tomservo

tomservo — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:12:40 +0000

But that is something that makes that such a great sticker on that bottle!

By: scott w

scott w — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:56:28 +0000

The overuse of ‘that’ makes me crazy.

By: Bright Idea

Bright Idea — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:29:01 +0000

If you really don’t want people to use your precious liquid soap, your passive-aggressive sign should say: “Dear Sharer of My Soap: I hope you have been enjoying my soap. You might notice that over the past three days your skin has become softer in feel and brighter in tone. That is because my boyfriend has been masturbating into the bottle. Keep enjoying his spooge (as have I). Sincerely, Spunky Brewster”

That should take care of things.

By: Will It Work

Will It Work — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:23:49 +0000

Unless it was liquid soap.

By: Calophi

Calophi — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:12:03 +0000

Couldn’t a *really* diligent soap thief just use the soap until it was small enough to slip out of the chains, and then steal it anyway?

By: Numinous

Numinous — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:50:40 +0000

Hmmmm… Is that so you can make snarky comments about the dildos, or do the dildos make snarky comments when you use them?

By: TC

TC — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:15:54 +0000

I am pretty sure there is something in Deuteronomy about coveting thy’s Softsoap.

By: snee

snee — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:37:34 +0000

last week for me; i just started reading this site!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:57:39 +0000

Recommendation: You should put some chains and a lock on that soap then mock the soap thief with signs – laughing at their inability to steal the lathery goodness.

Also, I recommend writing the sign so that it portrays the numerous vandals as one diligent but inept soap thief (who keeps trying again and again to steal the soap) to really strike at their black heart.

By: vivitop

vivitop — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:20:07 +0000

At least my mom doesn’t stink!

By: se

se — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:11:24 +0000

uh,oh…
there are now 15 mail sorters and security guards worried.
actually a few of them are walking around proud.

By: Moonsilver

Moonsilver — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:49:51 +0000

Thanks everyone. I don’t think I’ve ever had a nicer welcome than this invitation to hell. I guess we’ll need a bigger basket.