You’re toast, Melba.

June 25th, 2008 · 110 comments

Courtney in California spotted this in the front yard of a neighborhood she happened to be cruising through today — one she says is “full of blue-hairs.”

MELBA!!!! Your Letter Upset Your Friend. And For no good reason. Mind Your Own BUISNESS [sic]

Adds Courtney: “I just may be knocking on this person’s front door sometime this week. I HAVE to know what Melba’s letter said!”

related: You can do it. We can’t help

FILED UNDER: California · crazypants · exclamation-point happy!!!! · irregular capitalization · most popular notes of 2008 · MYOB · old folks · spelling and grammar police


110 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Lori

    too bad cardboard doesn’t have spell check.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   shane

      Cardboard 2008 has spell check, maybe she should upgrade. It comes bundled with Magic Marker 2.0.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:01 am   rating: 80  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   amazon

      And she was doing so well… until the end.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Kev Orng

      Cardboard 2008 probably isn’t compatible with earlier versions of Cardboard. And you have to choose between Cardboard Basic (which you can only write on with Pencil) and Cardboard Ultimate (which costs $300). And its full of termites.

      I’m just assuming a microsoft business plan here, nothing to see…

      Jun 25, 2008 at 1:54 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Mishee bang

      Kev – just get some bay leaves and peppermint oil on the Cardboard Ultimate – it should clear those pesky critters right up!!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 1:57 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Kev Orng

      So I shouldn’t use Norton Anti-Termite and poison the entire god-damn neighbourhood with my ass-backwards neanderthal thinking?

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Mark bang

      AVG Antivirus is free and doesn’t require tenting the house, which would of course poison the neighborhood.

      Or maybe the tent would make Jimbo and Kearny think that the circus is in town? That might be good. They could bully the termites.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   shane

      Additionally, Cardboard 2008 also comes as Cardboard Buisness Edition, but they added Upset For No Good Reason and you can’t uninstall it.

      Guess sometimes old versions are better.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:07 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   Kev Orng

      I’ve been trying to uninstall Upset For No Good Reason since Cardboard95. Hell, the whole IT industry depends on it! IT: Infuriated Technology

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   PandoraWombat bang

      Of course, Microsoft Cardboard Vista has that annoying habit of finishing your sentences and periodically asking such passive-aggressive questions as: “Are you sure?” and “You appear to be makng an angry sign for your front yard. Would you like the Cardboard Assistant to help?”

      Aug 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   RunBarbara

    This is one step from roadside attraction- all it needs is a few strands of Christmas lights, a plywood Santa and a few urban legends circulating about what happens if you turn around three times and shout Melba’s name….

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Mishee bang

      well apparently you get a letter… and I hear it’s quite upsetting!

      And for no good reason, either!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   unholyghost2003 bang

    When telling people to mind their own business it is best to broadcast the message to the entire neighborhood. THAT is the sure way to be certain that things are kept private.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 46  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   KittyKat bang

      It’s buisness.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   aaa

      See, this is what we had to do when we wanted to broadcast our private business to the public back in the days before internet. Not only did we not have Facebook, Livejournal, or e-mail, but we had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways! Damn young whippersnappers and their social networking…

      Jun 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   My own buisness

    MELBA!!!!
    Why is your toast so good?!!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Mark

      Just like a blue-hair should.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Bunnee

      I was just going to say this poster made me think of toast for some reason….MOB, you beat me to it!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 3:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   shane

      Maybe because the title of the post is “you’re toast”?

      *now where did Capt. Obvious run off to?

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Bunnee

      I didn’t even see the title (or maybe I did, but it registered on a subliminal level). In either case, please send Captain Obvious this way and have him beat me with a wet noodle….

      Jun 26, 2008 at 11:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Mishee bang

      Bunnee – possibly because there is a product you can buy in a grocery store called Melba Toast?? Maybe that’s why you thought of toast?

      We will send Capt. Obvious over with the Unitard for you to wear for… 2 hours!

      Jun 26, 2008 at 1:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   Bunnee

      Duh–I KNOW there is a product called Melba Toast. It was my small attempt at humor. Very small, I know, but nonetheless…You all just let me know who I need to pass the Unitard to next. I’ll keep it safe.

      Jun 27, 2008 at 12:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Mishee bang

    This is how they did P/A notes before the invention of e-mail.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:51 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   amazon

      Or before Facebook/Myspace comments.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 12:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Quite Contrary

      Or post-it notes.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   secondsout bang

      Or ketchup

      Jun 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   john

    an interesting mix of upper and lower case letters…

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Ryan

      The classic mix of upper case and lower case letters = insanity.

      Having the letters curved and concise on the page is OCD, passive aggressive insanity.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   HS

      …and sentence structure. I don’t remember being ‘allowed’ to start a sentence with ‘And’.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   einekleinetiger

      possibly German blue-hairs?

      Jun 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   KittyKat bang

    WTF is a letter?

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:56 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Mishee bang

      It’s like an email, but on paper, and sometimes it’s written BY HAND… *gasp*

      Jun 25, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   RunBarbara bang

      you may not recognize it, kitty, since it lacks hearts and WTF-bombs. just go slowly.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Al

    I wonder if this letter was written by the Friend, or on their behalf? If it is the latter, there’s a bit of hypocrisy goin’ on. I heart hypocrisy.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Numinous bang

      If it was written by the friend, then she talks about herself in the third person.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Al

      Well she’s obviously a little loopy, so third person fits in nicely.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Ryan

    To Self: “I certainly hope Melba drives by the old homestead to see the weirdo sign I put out front. And I hope she takes time to read it. Caus’ boy, am I mad!”

    Seriously: What fool what decide to air their dirty laundry like this – on their own front lawn?

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:02 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   PABLO

      Would be genius if this sign were on Melba’s front lawn, waiting for her to come home from the senior center…

      Jun 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Sue Do Nim

      I’m pretty sure the writer’s name is Eunice.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 10:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   karla

    All this note needs for perfection is :
    THX SANDRA
    Well, that and clip art.
    I just made it my desktop background!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:03 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   GhostWriter bang

    The beautiful part is that Melba lives right across the street, and has to view the note every time she looks out her front window (through her venetian blinds).

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:11 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Mishee bang

    I bet you $10 that the “upsetting letter” had something to do with a cat.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:18 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Aijaz bang

      :) That reminds me of something Steve Bertand (a local radio newsman) once said: An eccentric person is someone who has one more cat that you do.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   tastes-like-chicken

      I like how she planned for the rock and moved her “buisness” over.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Burghardt

      I think she put the sign up first, then wrote the note so that when she got to the rock she was fully mooning Melba’s house across the street.

      ..which Melba mistook for a cardboard cut-out of a lady bending over.

      Jun 26, 2008 at 4:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Al

    I hope the letter has something to do with swinging.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:20 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      Al, you are one sick monkey. Why do you want to think about old people swinging?

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   RunBarbara bang

      drop your keys in the bowl, meet at the playground.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:47 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   claw71 bang

      That gives new meaning to the term Sweatin’ to the Oldies.

      I can almost smell the Ben Gay now. Flap jack boobies anybody?

      Jun 25, 2008 at 12:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   TC

      My grandmother constantantly refers to her boobs as “flap jacks”. No joke. It’s weird to hear.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 1:47 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   Cowgirlgraphics

      … and here I thought our tech guys had made that term (flap jacks) up for my old boss … nothing like a braless 65 year old. She wasn’t fat and they hung down to her waist …. eeeeeeeewwwwww.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   Al

      Oh, I like to believe the elderly have some drama in their lives. Keeps ‘em young. And we all know the best drama is sex drama.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   TC

      And some men may find “flap jacks” to be useful.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.8   fink

      Are “Flap Jacks” the same as “Roll-up Tits”?

      Jun 26, 2008 at 2:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   drago

    this isn’t really passive-aggressive…

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Kev Orng

      No, but ellipses can be…

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   KittyKat bang

    Anyone notice the little heart cutouts in the shutters? Niiiice.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 11:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Voca Popula

      Apparently the little PA hearts don’t have to be on the note. Near the note will suffice.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:07 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   secondsout bang

    *said in best pro wrestler voice*

    My buisness is Passive Aggression. And buisness is gooood!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   pwiggly

    sounds like melba is toast.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Zsa bang

      oh look Captian Obvious is back!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 10:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   mere

    which letter was it?
    i bet it was ‘q’. ‘q’ can be upsetting..

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm   rating: 29  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   secondsout bang

    If you could see to the left of this sign, there would likely be a pink flamingo lawn ornament, or a plywood cutout of an old woman bending over in the garden.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   secondsout bang

    Dear Ethel,

    Your husband Otis came on to me the other night. We were down at the senior center and I was wearing my bathrobe really tight. I was on a hot streak at bingo, and he got his Viagra pills mixed up with his metamucil. He couldn’t help himself much longer, so he asked me to go foxtrot with him in the ballroom. One thing led to another, so he invited me to at 4:45pm dinner at the Country Buffet. I was drunk with the passion in his eyes. We went back to my apartment, watched The Price is Right, and, well, I’ll spare you the details.

    Suffice to say, he says he’s tired of a woman who just lies in bed and doesn’t help. He’s mine, now, bitch!

    Oh, and I made some fudge for your grandkids.

    Miles of smiles,
    Melba

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:27 pm   rating: 63  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   trifioso bang

    Melba, you have upset your friend….

    but your toast was f*cking delicious!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Cowgirlgraphics

    I sit here and ponder the *no good reason.* Is there ever a good reason? In the end Melba is told to *mind your own business* which leads me to believe that there was a good reason, one that someone didn’t like being called out on. No matter what, Melba is toast. She was just trying to be a friend.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   djr

      When I go back and read again, I wonder, did this friend get upset over nothing (no good reason to be upset)? Or, was this friend made to be up set with no good reason behind the initial letter?

      I’m perplexed and deeply concerned. I’ll be pondering this for hou– oooh look, a new YouTube video!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Buschman

    Public airing out of personal affairs is no way to conduct buisness!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   amazon

      Au contraire, it is the best way to conduct buisness! Then everyone gets to be amused!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 12:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Sheepish bang

      “It’s not personal, its just business.”

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   claw71 bang

    I wonder how many complaints the city code enforcement division got from nosey old hags complaining about the big, unapproved sign posted in the yard down the street.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:47 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Sue Do Nim

      That lawn is pitiful. The sign livens it up.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 10:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   claw71 bang

    I really need more background.

    Who is the friend? Who posted the sign and what relationship do all these people have?

    I think it’s ironic that Melba is being told to mind her own business. Isn’t the person who posted this sign meddling in affairs to which they are not directly affiliated?

    What’s more, the author clearly doesn’t share the same affection for the offended party that Melba does. If so the sign would read our friend or my friend.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 12:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   vndlfan

      I’m pretty sure the note writer is the friend. Either that or Miss PAN poster is really nosey!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   hibousoir

    Is this from Yucaipa? Every other yard in Yucaipa has a sign in the front yard, but most of them have to do with repenting or accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Also, lots of blue-hairs in that town. Blue-hairs, yard signs . . . hm.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 1:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   nmallen

    Is Melba’s friend a wallaby named “Rocko”?

    Jun 25, 2008 at 1:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Mishee bang

      I’m not sure I see anything “modern” about this life…

      if it was (modern) it would’ve been a blog entry with snarky comme…. oh…

      nevermind

      Jun 25, 2008 at 1:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   TC

      Then is the letter writer Heffer?

      Jun 25, 2008 at 1:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   RunBarbara bang

      I’m surprised Mr. Bighead hasnt demanded that the sign be taken down.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 1:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Kev Orng

    This buiznitch is the shuiznit!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 1:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   TC

    The landscaping and rock formations are something right out of HGTV’s ‘Curb Appeal’.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 2:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Quite Contrary

    I think the note was written by Melba (Toast)’s neighbor Graham (Cracker).

    Jun 25, 2008 at 2:28 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Kev Orng

      GRAHAM!!!!
      Your Drumming Upset The Band. And For no good reason. Mind Your Own BUISNESS

      Jun 25, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   maryssisy

      Now that’s funny!

      Jun 26, 2008 at 8:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Sarah bang

    The Ugly One, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS?

    Jun 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Kev Orng

      Arrow’d!!!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   shane

      I’m sooo gonna start using this pronunciation of the word when I talk to my bitches and/or hos.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   Freddie

    I think this is my favorite PAN ever. That’s a thing of beauty.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 3:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Sheepish bang

    Buisness Time

    I heart Flight of the Conchords

    Jun 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   Sheepish bang

      oh no! I spelt business wrong and it’s too late to back edit!
      but wait… it’s funny ’cause she spelt it wrong too.
      now i look like i did it on purpose.
      Yay!

      Jun 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   zombieBlanco bang

      the best advice for buisness time :wink:

      Jun 25, 2008 at 6:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   xindi

    And whose buisness should the sign-writer be minding? Unless she normally refers to herself in the third person. Which is equally freaky.

    Is this the same Melba as the acclaimed Melba Toast family?! Oh, I guess everyone already picked up on that. But when it’s Zwieback’s turn, I’ll be ready….

    Jun 25, 2008 at 5:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   not my problem

    So the note upset her friend for no good reason? Then I wouldn’t worry about it Melba.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   First Timer

    Long-time fan of the site, but this is my first time posting! Here goes – to the tune of Kenny Rogers’ “Oh Ruby”:

    You look so sweet and harmless with curlers in your blue hair
    Melba, no one would know of the malice that lurks there
    So get me some cardboard, I’ve got some laundry to air
    Oh Melba
    Mind your own buisness

    Well now I’ve told the whole neighborhood of your treason
    Everyone knows about your letter (period) And it wasn’t pleasin’
    And I added four exclamation points – for no good reason
    Oh Melba
    Mind your own buisness

    It wasn’t me that started this whole crazy-biddy war
    But now you have hurt your dearest friend and tell me, what for?
    It won’t be long before Courtney’s knocking at the door
    Oh Melba
    Mind your own buisness

    Jun 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   itmustbeken bang

      Doesn’t ‘Oh Rudy’ have a part in it about gang-rape by the Gatlin Brothers? Or is that another Kenny Rogers song….????

      Keep going, I want to see how you work that in!
      Thisisgonnabegoooood!

      Jun 26, 2008 at 2:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Candice

    Why all the exclamation points after MELBA?? I guess she was thinking, “Melba might not see this big ass sign on my lawn addressed to her so maybe I’ll add four exclamation points behind her name just to be sure this bitch knows I mean buisness.”

    Jun 25, 2008 at 6:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Candice

    From that handwriting, I’m almost positive that Gertrude (aka Your Friend) was once an elementary school teacher in a one-room schoolhouse somewhere.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   agong

    That letter was lovingly painted and than propped up at JUST the right angle for maximum BUISNESS!

    Jun 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   SquirrelBrains

    I bet Melba doesn’t actually exist. She is an imaginary 6 foot tall rabbit whose only crime in life was to comment on how homely this lady’s grandchildren are.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 7:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Quite Contrary

    This certainly does not look like Marin County. I’m thinking Riverside County.

    Jun 25, 2008 at 10:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   Courtney

      Worse – Central Valley.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   hmmm..

    Well, I was thinking, what if the letter writer is an old man. Melba’s friend has been getting frisky with him, and Melba doesn’t like it, so she writes her a letter. This would explain the whole “your friend” part of the sign. It’s “your friend” because they are female friends, but not the letter writer’s friend, because well, they are much more than friends. Hmmmm

    Jun 26, 2008 at 1:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Rowdy bang

    this is worse than the light brown apple moth debacle!!

    Jun 26, 2008 at 10:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   JPav

    I am disappointed that the sign is not wrapped in plastic to protect it from the elements. The lack of duct tape is also alarming.

    Jun 26, 2008 at 1:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   Mark bang

      Yes, wrapped in plastic like her couch would be very fitting.

      Jun 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #45   The Commish

    I hope when the poster asks the blue hair what the letter said she let’s us all know. I’m dying over here.

    Jun 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   TuesdayPillow

    All that runs through my head is, “Mind your own BWEEEEZNESS”! Teehee.

    Jun 27, 2008 at 6:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Jinx

    I bet Melba will a better pretty good reason next time she sends an upsetting letter! XP

    Jun 27, 2008 at 2:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   benefis healthcare

    Please let me know if there are any equally great sites like this you can recommend to me. Thanks Again

    May 20, 2009 at 5:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Jul 11, 2009 at 7:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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