Comments on: You’re toast, Melba.

By: is your babysitter trying to get in your kid’s pants?

is your babysitter trying to get in your kid’s pants? — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:31:59 +0000

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By: PandoraWombat

PandoraWombat — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:27:32 +0000

Of course, Microsoft Cardboard Vista has that annoying habit of finishing your sentences and periodically asking such passive-aggressive questions as: “Are you sure?” and “You appear to be makng an angry sign for your front yard. Would you like the Cardboard Assistant to help?”

By: Jinx

Jinx — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:32:45 +0000

I bet Melba will a better pretty good reason next time she sends an upsetting letter! XP

By: Bunnee

Bunnee — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:19:26 +0000

Duh–I KNOW there is a product called Melba Toast. It was my small attempt at humor. Very small, I know, but nonetheless…You all just let me know who I need to pass the Unitard to next. I’ll keep it safe.

By: TuesdayPillow

TuesdayPillow — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:35:40 +0000

All that runs through my head is, “Mind your own BWEEEEZNESS”! Teehee.

By: The Commish

The Commish — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:41:29 +0000

I hope when the poster asks the blue hair what the letter said she let’s us all know. I’m dying over here.

By: itmustbeken

itmustbeken — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:33:27 +0000

Doesn’t ‘Oh Rudy’ have a part in it about gang-rape by the Gatlin Brothers? Or is that another Kenny Rogers song….????

Keep going, I want to see how you work that in!
Thisisgonnabegoooood!

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:44:56 +0000

Bunnee – possibly because there is a product you can buy in a grocery store called Melba Toast?? Maybe that’s why you thought of toast?

We will send Capt. Obvious over with the Unitard for you to wear for… 2 hours!

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:41:56 +0000

Yes, wrapped in plastic like her couch would be very fitting.

By: JPav

JPav — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:37:06 +0000

I am disappointed that the sign is not wrapped in plastic to protect it from the elements. The lack of duct tape is also alarming.

By: Bunnee

Bunnee — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:46:28 +0000

I didn’t even see the title (or maybe I did, but it registered on a subliminal level). In either case, please send Captain Obvious this way and have him beat me with a wet noodle….

By: Rowdy

Rowdy — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:03:51 +0000

this is worse than the light brown apple moth debacle!!

By: maryssisy

maryssisy — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:04:37 +0000

Now that’s funny!