5. being a stupid, retarded jerk.
4. what, can’t you read?
3. seriously, are you fucking illiterate?
2. do we look like the kind of store that sells “i just called to say i love you”?
and last but not least…
1. the internet (probably)
EMAIL THIS POST TO A PAL!












171 responses so far ↓
#1 Quite Contrary
I love bitter people. They write the best PA notes EVER.
Jun 26, 2008 at 11:09 pm rating: +2 
#2 southern girl
omg, lol, the sad part is…back in the day when I bought cds instead of making my own, I have put them way in the back, behind others, hiding them until I came back to purchase them, and never returned!
Jun 26, 2008 at 11:09 pm rating: +7 
#3 jess
greed never pays…
Jun 26, 2008 at 11:09 pm rating: 0 
#4 Troy McClure

But nothing beats alphabetical order!!!
Jun 26, 2008 at 11:32 pm rating: +2 
#5 Bikerbabee
They closed because all the customers got tired of doing the employees’ work for them.
-Team do your job and shut the f*ck up.
Jun 26, 2008 at 11:41 pm rating: +17 
#6 Ambie
“Scuz us a sec” certainly shows great knowledge and use of the alfabet … alfebet .. alphi..
Dammit.
Jun 26, 2008 at 11:57 pm rating: +27 
#7 fantasy

♫ ♪ The Day, The Music died……… ♪ ♫
Jun 26, 2008 at 11:59 pm rating: +13 
#8 itmustbeken

THIS is why people illegally download music.
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:28 am rating: +17 
#9 Crash

I think the person who wrote note #3 has a “would” fettish.
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:31 am rating: +1 
#10 YouRCunt
Fuck the store with the two question limit. I would’ve gone in there and asked him what shoe he likes. Then I’d ask him how far up his ass he would like it.
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:32 am rating: +21 
#11 Sarah
Dear passive-aggressive record store owners: People like me frequent your businesses because we want you to stay afloat. Maybe if you stopped being asspandas, you would have more customers.
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:37 am rating: +43 
#12 Crash

Note #5
So I could be a spitefull asshole and it’s all good then, right ?
As long as I’m not a stoopid jerk, or physically, or mentally incapable ?
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:44 am rating: +1 
#13 zombieBlanco

Poor employees! It’s tough to tell what came first, the music or the misery.
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:50 am rating: +1 
#14 Ashley
#3 - now in the case of an ACTUAL emergency, somebody might be stopping to read that