An official declaration of the silent treatment

July 1st, 2008 · 354 comments

Nadia received this letter from her boyfriend’s cousin, Amy, who recently relocated with her boyfriend from Saskatoon to Victoria, B.C…and have been shacking up with Nadia and her boyfriend even since. Over the past month, roomie relations have become a bit strained, to say the least.

“We had to send a stray cat she was harboring to a friend’s house temporarily (my allergies were killing me),” Nadia says, and Amy proceeded to pout for three days straight. A minor-blow out ensued, which was then followed by this untitled composition. Nadia and her boyfriend are scheduled to move out on Wednesday.

This is to notify you that I wish to NOT be on speaking terms with you.

Adds Nadia: “A friend of mine (a B.A. in professional writing and linguistics) and I (a high school science and math teacher with a zoology degree and a B.Ed.) corrected all of the mistakes in the letter.” Then, fighting ire with ire, they posted it on the fridge.

Despite the poor quality of this piece, I submitted it to passiveaggressivenotes.com.

related: Nice move

FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · Canada · family · p.s. · roommates · spelling and grammar police · TL;DR


354 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zombieBlanco bang

    Dear Amy,

    As a personal opinion you should eat s**t and die.

    Nadia

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:12 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   zombieBlanco bang

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      Dear Amy,
      I’m sorry about my first note. That was the old immature, rude, malicious, disrespectful, slobby, belittling, manipulative, bitchy me. What I really meant to say was:

      Thanks for the silent treatment!!! Ever since you stopped talking to me, things have been soo much nicer around here!!!

      ♥ ♥ ♥ Nadia ♥ ♥ ♥

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:04 am   rating: 42  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   agatha christie

      I honest to God thought I was the only person who ever told others to “eat sh*t and die”. I’m not the only one!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Total Douche bang

      I’ve been saying that since the early 80′s!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Elizabeth

      Nadia, you need help. Do you have a job, or is your self-assigned job picking on Amy? Amy, good for you for getting out.

      Jul 21, 2008 at 5:15 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Steph

      Seriously, Nadia somehow managed to use passiveaggressivenotes.com to be… well, even more passive-aggressive. Correcting the grammar and posting it back on the fridge was also a genius passive-aggressive move on her part. She doubled the passivity and the aggression of the original passive aggressive note.

      Jul 22, 2008 at 4:54 pm   rating: 47  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   PandoraWombat bang

      I have to admit this really made me laugh. A long time ago I got some bulk mail from some right-wing politician asking people to sign a petition requiring English to be the “official” language of the United States. Whether or not one agrees with this sentiment, I thought the most delicious part was that this letter was peppered with the most amazing grammatical and spelling errors (to this day, I wished I had made a copy of it)!

      So I did what any healthy passive-aggresive would do — I marked up the mistakes on the letter with a red pen, then mailed it back accompanied by a note suggesting that perhaps he should learn English before he expects others to do so.

      Passive-aggressive extra credit: I mailed it back using his enclosed postage-guaranteed business reply envelope. Tee hee.

      Aug 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm   rating: 106  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   MAMARILLA2 bang

      The terrible truth is that this is far too common. English is now a second language behind illiterate.

      Aug 17, 2008 at 11:42 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Delurker

    Amy’s sense of compassion and lack of understanding of grammar are humbling. Really, she’s just looking out for Nadia’s best interest here. Right? Amy your special (your special what, I don’t know, but your special something for sure).

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   se

      she is so special that they named an Olympics after her…

      Jul 1, 2008 at 9:49 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   HS

      correction:
      she is soo special…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:56 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   john

    wow. just wow.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Jason

      Amy is the immature one. I cant imagine that anyone would send that letter to another person, it sounds like the fights my sister has with her 8th grade friends.

      Jul 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Sarah bang

    Fun Fact: If the words in this note were stacked on top of each other, they would be visible from Alpha Centauri.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:20 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Aijaz bang

      Yes, but how many Libraries of Congress is that?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:22 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Mark bang

      Ah, the LOC, slashdot’s information metric of choice. Greetings fellow nerd!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   anglophile bang

    For someone who doesn’t want to speak to Nadia anymore, Amy sure has a lot to say.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:23 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   cre8tivewmn

      I guess she has to get it all in now.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Al

    Why do people creating these printed missives always amend them in pen? Do they not have access to a second piece of paper to re-print it with the edits?

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:33 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Sarah bang

      It looks like she used a typewriter, and those things are a PAIN. I wouldn’t re-print something.

      Jul 1, 2008 at 10:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Joe bang

      If it was a typewriter, it’s an electronic one that can save and title documents. I guess she must have deleted the file after she printed it out for that typewriter theory to work?

      Edit: I finally read further in the comments. Duh, of course it’s Notepad. I should have realized that sooner.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Kristen

    Amy, she’s all about the “others.” Give that girl the Nobel Peace Prize. Or alert Jack Shephard. Or both.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:33 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Bunnee

      Yay for the reference to “Lost”!!! (I’m jonesing for it….)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   zoe

      Dude, I totally thought of lost the moment I read the name.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Peter

    Amy needs a grammar lesson. One slip-up is okay, but the number of times she wrote “your” instead of “you’re” tells me that she has no idea of the difference between the two.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:38 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   zombieBlanco bang

      Amy constructed this sentence-

      “I dont associate with individuals who express such immature behavior, especially at your age.”

      The difference between your/you’re is the least of her troubles.

      Jul 1, 2008 at 9:47 pm   rating: 29  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   debbysue

      Are you meaning especially at you are (you’re)age? If it’s (it is) your’s than it belongs to you. If you’re (you are) writing your (what came from you, belonging to you) grammer correctly.

      Where’s (where is) MISHEE for the attack? ;)

      Jul 1, 2008 at 11:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   amazon

      Don’t be mean, maybe they speak another language in Saskatoon, where your and you’re ARE interchangeable!

      Jul 1, 2008 at 11:57 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   abeliever

      For a while I thought the apostrophe key was broken: your…its…cousins….but oh no… I’m comes back with a vengeance to save the day.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:18 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Sue Do Nim

      Your’s? That doesn’t exist. The possessive is yours. And it’s then, not than.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:06 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   El

      Furthermore, it is spelt grammar.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:04 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   Mishee bang

      debbysue – I don’t see anything on the note about getting her toes licked by a Siberian Husky, having a threesome with her chiropractor and his girlfriend, or waking up with whiplash – so I am thinking there is no reason for me to “attack”…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:18 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   Sirius bang

      Troublemaker, thy name is Mishee :)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:01 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.9   Canthz_B bang

      “your’s than”?

      A short poem:
      Debbysue,
      Buy a clue.

      Jul 5, 2008 at 12:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   se

    Amy,
    simple solution..
    Get your own place. Move the fuck out.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 9:51 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   debbysue

      I think Amy moved in on her cousin and Nadia and now Nadia and the boyfriend moved out because of Amy.

      Jul 1, 2008 at 11:48 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   #1 stunna

      Sad.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   John Smith

      Actually if you read things from the beginning nadia moved in with amy and her cousin not the other way around.

      Feb 26, 2009 at 5:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   class-factotum

    Did she write that thing on a typewriter? Who has a typewriter any more? I could never find one at work when I need to make just one or two labels.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   anglophile bang

      I think she used WordPad, which is pretty much the equivalent of using a typewriter.

      Jul 1, 2008 at 10:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Sarah bang

      WordPad is awesome, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

      But it doesn’t use typewriter font by default.

      Jul 1, 2008 at 10:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Mark bang

      It’s Notepad. Even more primitive than Wordpad. It prints with courier by default. And the “untitled” at the top indicates that Amy didn’t save the note before she printed it.

      Oops, looks like #22 beat me to it.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:03 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   class-factotum

      Oops. I meant “needed” to make one or two labels. That’s what I get for not editing.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   zoe

      One time, I was babysitting, and the kid found a typewriter in the free pile at a yard sale, and I wanted that typewriter SO BADLY, but he had dibs, and he took it home and proceeded to use it as a garden planter. A part of me died that day.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:27 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   unholyghost2003 bang

      Who are you? David Sedaris?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:43 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   SheepFugue

      What kind of kid is mature enough to make garden planters out of household objects but still needs to be babysat?

      Jul 4, 2008 at 12:54 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   alie

    oh dear, oh dear, poor little victim amy. and how special that she can diagnose nadia with so many character defects in such a short period of time. i wish i had such esp, er, discerning skills. i’m a bit worried about carl though. i see you went out of your way to mention that carl liked nadia ‘as a friend’. hmmmm, interesting, no?

    nadia, no good deed goes unpunished, eh?

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:08 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   loudQUIETloud

    I love the “I don’t know if you have a problem with women or are intimidated by me or envious of me” bit. In addition to all her other obvious faults, Amy’s *that* female, the one who believes that if another woman doesn’t like her, it’s because that woman is jealous of her or can’t get along with other women. Pot kettle black.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:09 pm   rating: 57  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   temporaryennui

    all i can think if when i read this letter is that it’s “you’re,” damn.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:16 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   snee

      that missing apostrophe was fucking delicious!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:12 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   RunBarbara bang

      snee, i sentence you to three hours in the Unitard.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:20 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Mishee bang

      RB – 3 is good for “fucking delicious” (a non funny one) but I think 5-10 hours is good for anyone who does a THX SANDRA note….

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   RunBarbara bang

      And so, the Unitard order was decreed. Henceforth anyone who shall make a non-funny (as deemed by those who are funny) “fucking delicious” joke shall be placed inside the Unitard for three hours. Any use of “THX SANDRA” (unless by Casey in Human Resources; i.e, me) will be placed in the Unitard for no less than five and no more than ten hours. Each reference counts as a separate, but equal, infraction. Punishment shall be swift.
      I swear this on the Great Albino Python.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:27 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   unshiftmethod bang

      I do not want to see photos of this punishment being carried out…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   Mishee bang

      unsiftmethod – Well, Troy McClure actually took the time to bring the vison alive for all to see….

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   Mark bang

      Oooh, the infringer “shall be placed in the Unitard.” Who’s going to do the placing? The python? Or you, RB? Either way, it sounds kinda sexy…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.8   Mishee bang

      Well Mark – we are just getting the “kinks” hammered out – sounds like you are applying for the job!

      You’re hired!!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.9   bob

      Crap… I just spent last week fashioning my own matching unitard and cape outfit. Now you’re telling me it’s a sign of dishonor?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:08 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.10   Bunnee

      I believe I was the last one to have to wear the Unitard and I have kept it safe. Should I pass it along to Snee?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.11   Will It Work

      I mean, I know sauce, but every time I see ‘fucking delicious’, I can’t help but to think I’d really rather fuck ma.gnolia, it’s far more pretty and appreciative of my needs, if not as popular.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.12   glastonberry

      methinks RunBarbara has spent a little too much time on here…

      Jul 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.13   Mishee bang

      methinks you should keep your effin fat mouth shut and leave RB alone before you find yourself at the bottom of a particularly nasty dogpile…

      Jul 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.14   Canthz_B bang

      Any relation to Frankenberry?
      There is a resemblance in the intellect dept.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 6:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.15   Mark bang

      I wouldn’t mind being at the bottom of a dogpile consisting of RB and Mishee…

      But I guess that’s Claw’s place. I will not interfere with the albino python. Even if it is placing the unitard on me.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.16   RunBarbara bang

      mark, you are welcome to join the pile. hell, bring the missus! also, could you bring some potholders and a nutcracker? claw broke the other one.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.17   Mishee bang

      And don’t forget your Mongolian BBQ hats!

      I’ve got the camera, so I will be sure to take pictures! :)

      Jul 8, 2008 at 7:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.18   Crash bang

      I’ll bring the beer 8)

      Jul 8, 2008 at 8:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   anglophile bang

    I think the entire note can be explained by the last two (typed) sentences. Sure Carl likes her “as a friend”. Sure she doesn’t want to affect their friendship.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:16 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   KMax

      I’m trying to figure out whether Carl is Nadia’s boyfriend (Amy’s cousin) or Amy’s boyfriend. I mean…does Amy have a thing for her own cousin? Is that the issue?

      Jul 1, 2008 at 10:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   RunBarbara bang

      I had a thing for my cousin. Luckily, he likes to get drunk and I like to carry condoms in my bra.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:29 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   César

    soo immature

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Steph

    Amy may be over 30, but I bet she has a better command of English!

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:36 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Canthz_B bang

      I’d bet that way too. ;-)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Will It Work

      Yes, as in ‘English, sit up! English, stop crying! English does the typing or it gets the hose!’

      Jul 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   vivitop

    Dear LITTLE Amy,

    Writing BAD letter is extremely immature. Others who know you agree. Work on that!

    Nadia

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:40 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   lauraebk

    I love that it is “untitled.” I think I adore that someone took the time to not title this note.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   catherine

    HAHA at “others who know you agree”, but that moron’s own boyfriend thinks she’s being a dumbass, to the point she was forced to include a post script. Amy darling, your imaginary friends don’t count as people.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:46 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   amazon

      The cat would have agreed with Amy, but that bitch Nadia got rid of them.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:00 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   agirlie

    this note is soo immature, and I’m not the only one who thinks so. My invisible friends that I told about you totally agree with me.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:48 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   John in IL

    I don’t understand why this shit is titled “untitled”. Lazy Amy spends all this time typing the note and she can’t think of a fucking title? How ’bout “Your a bitch, Nadia”.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:49 pm   rating: 37  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   catherine

      I think “Your bitch, Nadia”, would be much more effective and in keeping with the overall vibe here. As in, I am your bitch, Nadia.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   alban

    She used notepad, a step down from wordpad, and didn’t bother to save it – hence the untitled at the top, notepad prints the title first and if it isn’t saved, it goes with untitled. Then, having not saved, and wanting to amend, she went with pen instead of retyping. I have to say, this note reflects some of the qualities she ascribes straight back on her. And your instead of you’re repeatedly drives me nuts!

    Jul 1, 2008 at 10:58 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   TNIQ

      Awesome observation about the fact that she must not have saved it. I think I can figure out her motivation for that one — she was using _our_ computer!! Oddly enough, we do have the MS Office suite, so I can’t explain to you the use of NotePad. Perhaps stupidity plays a role…

      _Nadia_

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:51 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   ArchivistJohn

      Tee hee she used NotePad because she was leaving a Note.

      Everybody knows you can’t type up Notes in MSOffice. That’s only for Words.

      Revision: everybody knows you cant type up Notes in MSOffice. Thats only for Words.

      Jul 3, 2008 at 12:17 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   glastonberry

      Real men use Notepad ©

      Jul 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Quite Contrary

    Most people pick up on the fact that someone does not wish to speak to them when that someone…wait for it…doesn’t speak to them. I didn’t know it needed to be put into writing.

    Does this mean that if I don’t want to have a written correspondence with someone (i.e., email), that I should TELL them?

    Jul 1, 2008 at 11:13 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   se

      She did say that she would speak to her if she had to.
      maybe shouting “Where’s the damned toilet paper?”

      Jul 1, 2008 at 11:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Quite Contrary

      I thought it was “Pay for the 14.7 damn squares you used just now….beeyotch.”

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   Stormy

      Fun fact: I did not notice my roommate had stopped speaking to me until a good month into the silent treatment, because I chattered incessantly to her and didn’t particularly notice/care that she didn’t reply back.

      I probably suck as a roommate, but she sucked harder.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:54 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   TNIQ

      I guess that means that I had been giving Amy the silent treatment almost since she moved in. It’s just not my bag to wake up in the morning and be barraged by asinine, erroneous comments while trying to prepare my cereal. I especially don’t need restaurant menus and the description of each dish read out to me in detail. I think it’s rad that you can say that about yourself, though. I think a lot of other people would never have picked that up about themselves.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Bikerbabee

    So this was Nadia’s apartment and they are the ones moving? Gee..I can’t imagine why..

    Jul 1, 2008 at 11:36 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   The Nadia in Question

    My friend and I double edited this letter (I’m a high school science teacher and he majored in professional writing) and I posted it on our refrigerator this morning. I’m also leaving this site up on the computer screen for as long as I can until we take said computer away (for the record, she used my very printer, toner and paper to print this for me). Passive aggressive of me? Yes, but I’ll admit that freely. She’s also shitty at math. I’m 29.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 11:42 pm   rating: 97  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   John in IL

      Double editing can be very hot

      Jul 1, 2008 at 11:53 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   debbysue

      At least she filled in what she left out with a pen so she didn’t have to use more of your paper and ink, not to mention your hospitality.
      Oh look, I did mention hospitality!
      Good luck with the new place, don’t let her know where it is, she might leave a stray cat there!

      Jul 1, 2008 at 11:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   PercussionQueen7

      I want to see the edited version. In red ink, preferably!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   hibousoir

      You edited the note and put it back up? Ha ha ha! That’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever fucking heard. Good for you, and good luck with the move!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:45 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   The Nadia in Question

      I think my friend scanned it and saved it. It’s edited in both red and green. It was time-critical to post it, so it’s up, but it hasn’t been destroyed yet. I’ll see if I can get that one posted up.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:45 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.6   aaa

      Awesome. Right when I was gonna suggest that you print this out with all the comments on it and give it to her. It must be all that teaching the Krebs cycle and whatnot that gives you the psychic ability to know precisely how to exact revenge.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.7   Sirius bang

      “I’m 29″

      Yeah, so’s my mom :)

      Seriously, my first impression of this note was ‘she calls her out for being over 30′. From my experience, when woman 1 mentions woman 2′s age, it’s on, bitch!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:08 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.8   GhostWriter bang

      Please keep August 9th evening open. We are planning a party for Nadia’s third 29th birthday.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:44 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.9   Mishee bang

      GW – I hope it will be as much fun as I had at my fifth 21st birthday!

      Repeat Birthdays ROCK!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.10   TNIQ

      I’m turning 30 on August 16th!! :P But I was born a week late, so your estimate of my birthday was scarily accurate… The edited version has been sent! Booyah!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:57 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.11   secondsout bang

      There is, of course, a someecard for this.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.12   snee

      will this party be formal or casual? i want to know what kind of shoes to wear with the unitard.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.13   agatha christie

      I commend you, Nadia, from one teacher to another. Double editing is perhaps the best “eff you” to a bad roommate I can think of. But that’s because I’m a teacher.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:11 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.14   Cowgirlgraphics

      I can’t imagine why you would want to leave –Amy seems like such a great girl. She is only trying to help you improve yourself so that you can get along with other girls. Or selfish people who move into other’s apartments and get cats when they know that their roomies have allergies.

      Psst! Amy! Get a clue … it’s YOU that should be moving and your cousin thinks so too.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:11 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.15   Zsa

      My Mom had to give up on “the ___anniversary of my 29th birthday” when I reached 29. She has 2 more years to use the “___anniversary of my 39th birthday” line but its starting to get old. Har-de-har-har.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.16   changeling

      zsa my mom told my kids she was 21 and my kids were sooo confused because they knew I was over 30… sometimes teaching your kids to add hurts

      Jul 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Adhara

    Holy geez, if I didn’t know better (different name and country, don’tcha know), I’d think it was my ex-roommate, who is nuttier than an outhouse rat AND stupid. The accusations of immaturity and manipulativeness, along with the unlawful torture of English, are just like the sort of shit she used to say to me. (I didn’t see “abusive” in there, though. That was Psycho Hose-Beast’s other favourite insult to throw at me. Yes, because I understand the idea of mental conditions like ADD and depression and don’t let her get away with using hers as an excuse to get her way all the time, that makes me abusive. xP)

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:24 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   LThrace

      Psycho Hose-Beast is my new favorite insult.

      Thank you!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Mishee bang

      Ummm…. 1992 called…

      they want their insult back.

      Wayne is pissed & Garth just about had a heart attack when you used it…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:21 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   smercury98

      Team Wayne’s World

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   Mishee bang

      A sphincter says “What”??

      Exsqueese me? Baking Powder?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.5   Mishee bang

      “nuttier than an outhouse rat” is TOTALLY better than Psycho Hose Beast!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.6   Bunnee

      I’ve always heard it as “crazier than a shithouse rat”, but I guess they’re interchangeable.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 5:08 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Max

    I hope you put a big red, “unacceptable. See me,” at the top of the page.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:28 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   The Nadia in Question

      I gave her a C minus and told her not to submit further work unless proofread. Also, to double space. It’s really hard to mark such crowded work. You should have seen what my copy editing friend had to say!! :)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:43 am   rating: 43  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   snee

      C- was a gift.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:04 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   Joey's Stinky Foot

      That C- was delicious.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:33 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.4   Sirius bang

      Please please post the corrected version.

      Team Send a Note Home to Amy’s Parents

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.5   TNIQ

      Ooh! Reminds me that in order to sort out the cat debacle, her boyfriend actually called her mother in Saskatoon to try and talk her into letting the cat go on vacation (we’re leaving today, so she can have the damn thing back!). Amy is twenty four. Good times, good times.

      _Nadia_

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Canthz_B bang

    I just think it was darling of Amy to not ban Nadia from her own upstairs.

    Get a grip, Squatter, or go back to Saskatoon. Carl can stay since he knows you have delusions of grandeur.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:30 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   CalamityJanet bang

      Noooo. Its been all sunshine and butterflies since Amy left. Please don’t send her back.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:54 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   known unknown bang

    I edit all of my PAN posts in pen…

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Crash bang

    And all of that was page one… :?

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:44 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Canthz_B bang

    How dare Nadia belittle Amy as some imperfect person?
    Why, Amy’s perfection is world renowned!
    Now let’s get on the ball the rest of us and stop using that imperfect “you’re” contraction!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:45 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   aaa

      Well, Amy’s perfection is world renowned now.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   globalnole

    Wait, is that crazy I smell?

    No, probably just the cat.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 1:49 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   snee

      that bitch nadia evicted the cat, so that is definitely ‘eau de crazypants’.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:07 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      The cat was probably grateful to get away from Miss Amy. Has any one checked with the cat to see if it wants to come back to her?

      Aug 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   mikofanclub bang

    “you are slobby and bitchy with your little games” – oh I don’t care what ANYONE says… Amy “yr” a wordsmith!!!!!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 1:54 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   djr

      *scratches head*

      How can one be “slobby” with “word games”?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   secondsout bang

      Crossword puzzles where they don’t give you quite enough spaces for the words, maybe? Word searches where the words are misspelled?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   SF Iris

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s utterly ridiculous of Amy to be making any kinds of complaints given that SHE’S the one who moved in? Just sayin’.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:00 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Liz

    First of all, what couple in their right mind would take another couple into their home as “roommates” when they are OVER 30?? Second of all, Team Nadia. Sounds like Amy is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:23 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   Kev Orng

      I agree… if my wife and I found ourselves being asked to put up a couple in our home, we would resist unless they had absolutely nowhere else to go. And even then, the classifieds and the Renters News would be provided daily, from day one. And the only people who can bring new pets into the house is us.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:32 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.2   The Nadia in Question

      Our situation is a bit tricky. My boyfriend’s father actually owns the house, and he was the one who suggested that they move out to Victoria, as far as I know. The house is divided into two suites, and there were tenants in the back until yesterday. The plan (that I had no participation in creating) was that we’d put them up (put up with them?) for a month, the back suite tenants would be asked to leave on the grounds that we are renovating (which we will be doing), and that Ash and I would move into the back once it was vacated. Yes, we will still be neighbours! Oh goody! This is what I get for dicking away almost a decade of my life in post-secondary education and dating younger men… *sigh*

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:50 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   cricket bang

    all work and no play makes Amy a dull girl all work and no play makes Amy a dull girl. all work and no play makes Amy a dull girl all work and no play makes Amy a dull girl.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 4:05 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   DirtyOldLady bang

    I’ll have to remember this tactic, the next time I move. No need to fret about finding a job in a new city, or finding a new place! I just have to move in with a friend (or a cousin, or a cousin’s friend), set up camp, make an ass of myself, and refuse to leave, running them out of their own home! That’s brilliant!

    I mean, I’ll have to work hard at unlearning grammar and spelling, but I’ll make up for it by decorating my passive-aggressive notes with smiley faces and pink penii.

    So, Nadia… you’ve got a new place, right? I don’t suppose you’re looking for a new roommate? :D

    Jul 2, 2008 at 6:40 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Amy

    Amy is a complete and utter asshole. She should be required to repeat fourth grade until she knows how to use an apostrophe. She is “shacking up,” which implies that Nadia and her boyfriend are the holders of the lease. So why the hell is Nadia the one moving out?

    –Different Amy

    Jul 2, 2008 at 6:41 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Sophie

    Holy shite! My husband receives similar matters from his mother every now and then.

    They are from what I like to call the school of ‘Attack and Retreat’… meaning the ‘not talking to you’ time starts right at the end of the sentence where they have slagged the crap out of you.

    I think Amy needs copious amounts of emotional counselling but its probably a lost cause.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 7:45 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   Joey's Stinky Foot

      Amy: “Your” a *@%^$ !&$#*& and an $!*^& and I hate your %^@* guts, you @!*%# %@#&!

      Nadia: Um–

      Amy: Shhhh! I’m not talking to you anymore, starting now.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:40 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   DanOhh

    Page 1… where’s is page #2!!! There must be more to this epic letter.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 8:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Mishee bang

      Page 2 is actually just a bunch of pink penises.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:02 am   rating: 30  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.2   agirlie

      Mishee-ROFL -actually almost peed my pants at this comment, I miss the pink penis snark, it was a nice flashback!

      Jul 3, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Lurker

    I love how she says, “To answer an obvious upcoming question, this is the shit I’m referring to:” and then goes on to a list of the most vague, nonspecific, sweeping generalizations she can come up with.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 9:02 am   rating: 38  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   aaa

      Well, when you can’t be specific because you’re a) making the shit up or b) mentally unstable and have produced these feeling from the very depths of your insanity, you have to be general. You learn from experience that people try to get you involuntarily committed you when you start listing specifics.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:26 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   Quite Contrary

      My company gives performance reviews like that. It’s even better when you ask for a specific example, the response is usually “I don’t have one.”

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:06 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   Eve bang

    What an insane bitch. “Greatful” has a special way of making me want to stab people in the eyes.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 9:19 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Captain Needa

    This is the best entry ever on this site. Nadia you are a hero.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 9:53 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   GhostWriter bang

    Opening Statement: Nadia is the insane bitch here.

    Over the course of this trial, I will prove that Nadia sabotaged Amy’s relationship with both her cousin and boyfriend with malice and forethought, killed Amy’s cat, routinely threw temper tantrums when topics of conversation bothered her, and is the probable source of Amy’s oddly low rating on http://www.hotornot.com.

    Nadia became an outsider the day Amy moved in. Amy’s close and special blood bond with her cousin enraged Nadia, who considers her boyfriend (as well as a shared printer and paper) private property. Misinterpreting family ties as romantic attraction, she immediately tried to seduce Amy’s boyfriend as a counter-attack. When that didn’t work (Nadia is no master of seduction) she began her campaign of misinformation and innuendo. “Amy drank all your wine!” she stated, when it was Nadia who poured it down the sink. “Amy told me she thinks you’re hot; that’s weird!” she whispered to her boyfriend. “Amy actually cooks wontons in canola oil- she’s so stupid!” Nadia’s continual verbal attacks (“That’s not “Amy”, it’s “Lay-Me”!) are a matter of public record.

    Let the record show that Amy drinks less wine that Nadia (as do most winos), Amy has never kissed, danced with, held hands, or sat in the loveseat with her cousin (all of which Nadia has attempted with Amy’s boyfriend) , and Amy has won a city cooking competition with her wonton recipe.

    Nadia, on the other hand, has been arrested twice for drunk and disorderly conduct, and once for shoplifting. She is under internal investigation for inappropriate sexual conduct involving four of her male students, along with the lacrosse coach. Nadia is currently delinquent in paying the agreed-on rent, basing her argument on the fact that Amy uses more shampoo, and should therefore pay more rent. Nadia has never even entered, much less won, any cooking competition.

    In the end, you will see that Amy is the victim here.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   amazon

      See, I knew that studying for the bar has made me crazy when I began to issue spot your little hypo there.

      Oh, and for future reference, the legal term is: “malice aforethought”… unless you meant to do that! I do like the use of “wonton.” ;)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:29 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.2   GhostWriter bang

      ……..of Course, I meant to do that!

      …and for the record I am getting personally very tired of you telling me that I have a little hypo.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.3   Mishee bang

      what the hell is a hypo??

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.4   se

      Mishee, you ask “what the hell is a hypo”?
      You mean to say that you understood the rest of “issue spot your little hypo”?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.5   GhostWriter bang

      Cut it out!
      The more you talk about my hypo, the littler it gets.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.6   SomeGuyWhoNeverComments

      amazon – so, I’m not the only one reading PAN instead of doing what BarBri says? That hypo is full of evidence issues, isn’t it? What state are you sitting in? I’m doing CA.

      Mishee – “hypo” is short for hypothetical. When you study law, all you get is one hypothetical situation after another that you are forced to read to recognize potential legal issues (“issue spot”). You do it so much that you get to the point where you are unable to listen to someone tell you a story without issue spotting the entire damn thing while they are speaking to you. It’s a form of mental illness really.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:41 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.7   Mishee bang

      Well, there we go…

      its proof that all lawyers are insane then! :D

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.8   SomeGuyWhoNeverComments

      Mishee – well, the good ones anyway. BTW, you’ll be getting a bill for my taking the time to converse with you.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.9   Mishee bang

      Sure, just send it to 123 Fake Street.

      I will be there waiting.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.10   Quite Contrary

      Someone *pleeeeeease* tell us what a hypo is. I HAVE to get back to work or they will finally have a specific example to cite when they fire me!

      “Ms. QC, can you please explain what passiveaggressivenotes.com has to do with this past month’s sales performance?”

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.11   Mark bang

      Hey, I bought that factory fair and square! Don’t be sending lawyers there, they’ll sue me when it collapses!

      -Bart (and Milhouse)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.12   amazon

      SGWNC, I’m also sitting for the CA bar. I think I’ll need psychiatric help once this is all over.

      QC, hypo = hypothetical (see 44.6). Lawyers and law student use a different language from normal people. It is a horrid combination of abbreviations, acronyms, nonsense, and dash of latin to really fuxor things up!

      For instance. In the legal world, people do not have “children,” “grandchildren,” etc. They have “issue.”

      Jul 2, 2008 at 6:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.13   Amy

      For instance. In the legal world, people do not have “children,” “grandchildren,” etc. They have “issue.”

      Therefore “issue spotting” is discovering hitherto undisclosed illegitimate children and grandchildren.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.14   Jais

      As true as this may be, there is no excuse for sorting out your problems through a passive aggressive letter written while supposedly giving someone the silent treatment.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.15   amazon

      ha! good catch, Amy. I won’t be able to hear the term “issue spot” now, without thinking of that!

      Jul 3, 2008 at 12:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.16   clumber

      Stop it! Just stop it right now!

      How the hell can I be expected to appear to be _very seriously_ working on my agency’s disaster recovery plan when y’all continue to taunt my poor laughter-genes with talk of GhostWriter’s tiny hypo! You made me do a spit-take on my monitor, and start laughing so hard that I probably strained something.

      Ya’ think Worker’s Comp would buy (pay) that?

      In fact, that’s it. Nothing to see here. I declare today over and done. Go home. Enjoy your weekend, stay away from anything that I might be reading while trying to look busy.

      Go on, now ‘git!

      tracy

      Jul 3, 2008 at 5:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.17   prairielily

      To be fair, since canola was developed at the University of Saskatchewan in Saskatoon, Amy is legally required to cook everything in canola oil. It’s a city bylaw, punishable by being strapped naked to the Broadway Bridge in January.

      Jul 4, 2008 at 1:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.18   grumpygranolagirl

      Ok, bar takers: I’ve not seen any of you break this down into IRAC statements. (Issue Reason Analysis Conclusion)

      Gods willing, maybe this one will be on the multiple-choice section. Good luck! :)

      Jul 4, 2008 at 11:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.19   SomeGuyWhoNeverComments

      Wow. Now that the IRAC has been mentioned, I’m forced to reveal my longtime crush as I have lurked in the comments.

      RunBarbara , you have a nice IRAC. ;)

      Dear God, what has law school done to me?!?

      Jul 5, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.20   RunBarbara bang

      I don’t know what its done to you but all of this smart-talk is making me wanna check out your obiter dicta.

      Jul 7, 2008 at 10:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.21   SomeGuyWhoNeverComments

      Oh yeah! Talk nerdy to me, baby.

      Jul 7, 2008 at 12:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.22   The Nadia in Question

      I absolutely thought that canola was developed at the U of M — my alma mater. Hmmm…. Must look into this further.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #45   Mishee bang

    This kind of reminds of me of the not-so-well received John Laroquette/Kirstie Alley vehicle of 1990′s
    “Madhouse”

    Don’t forget to jiggle the handle!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 10:35 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Phalange

    Awesome. Although now I think I’m gonna have the “People’s Court” music stuck in my head the entire day.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #46.1   Mishee bang

      I think I would MUCH rather see this case go to Judge Judy…

      The yelling and temper tantrums would be gold, and I am not even sure what the plaintiff and the defendant would say!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #47   Qwerty

    I can’t believe no one’s said this before, but Amy is a total asspanda.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Ryan

    Jesus, at least double space the damn thing! I think my eyes are bleeding.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 11:49 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #48.1   The Nadia in Question

      That was mentioned in the critique. It was a bitch to mark. My students would never have gotten away with such drivel, and they usually top out at around seventeen years of age, so…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:54 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.2   Ryan

      I did read that critique, but I thought it needed to be said again. My retinas are burned with the single-spaced note.

      PLEASE keep us appraised of how this situation continues. I’m sure that she will do something very intelligent and we need to hear about it.

      Thanks for posting!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.3   zoe

      Can you double-space Notepad?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.4   Canthz_B bang

      See, it looks like Nadia didn’t get the joke because she was so busy pointing out the obvious.
      This trait makes it clear that Nadia has some issues that Amy may have just had enough of.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.5   Nadia

      Alas, I suppose I didn’t get the joke. What did I miss?

      Jul 3, 2008 at 6:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #49   Ryan

    Math Equation for You Amy…..

    You = Homeless

    Jul 2, 2008 at 11:53 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #49.1   amazon

      LOL!

      Best math equation ever!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 6:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #49.2   Lurker

      My favorite Simpsons quote:

      “Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you.”

      Jul 3, 2008 at 2:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #49.3   Mark bang

      “I can’t help but feel partially responsible.”

      Yeh, that was a fun episode.

      “Oh, fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot!”

      So many good quotes.

      Jul 3, 2008 at 2:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #49.4   Will It Work

      It needs something to mark it as true.

      Otherwise it’s just a math sentence, and that doesn’t do a bit of good as an assertion.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #50   pers bang

    Dear Amy,

    How old are you? Silent treatment? Grow up infant.

    Sincerely, The rest of the world.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   naoh

    eh, I don’t trust nadia. she says that amy and bf were “shacking up” with them. amy’s obviously nuts, but if it’s true that they were “roommates” (i.e., amy and bf were paying rent), then it strikes me that we can’t really trust nadia who tried to paint this as her doing a big favor for amy and bf. This note is still nutso, but I’d bet that nadia is also at fault here.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:39 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #51.1   pistola

      Two things are obviously clear: Amy has the writing skill of a seventh grader; Nadia was a major bitch the entirety of Amy’s stay. My guess is from Amy’s boyfriend’s point of view Nadia’s wasn’t being too bad, but we all know when a guy’s back is turned women can be brutal to each other, especially an older women to a younger one. I’m sure Amy has been no saint, but my gut tells me Nadia wasn’t happy about her space (or her bf’s dad’s space more accurately) being imposed on, and acted it out on Amy. Of course this is pure speculation. Nadia may be an Olympic gymnast with a heart of gold.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      We may yet find out. If Nadia is leaving this site up for Amy to find I bet we get Amy’s side (or should that be Amys side?) soon enough!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.3   TNIQ

      Admittedly, I was a total bitch to her, but I plead extenuating circumstances. It wasn’t sharing the space that I minded — it was sharing the space with _her_. You’d understand if you had to be sitting at a picnic table with her and getting corrected (in a Tourette’s tic kind of way — “Crustaceans!”) for calling crabs “animals”. I can’t believe that all throughout my zoology degree, my department just neglected to point out that small technicality that Crustacea actually have their own kingdom. Perhaps that little incident also clarifies her accusation that I don’t take kindly to being corrected.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.4   djr

      I wouldn’t take kindly to being “corrected” if the supposed “correction” was a blatant incorrection.

      Your revision of the note is brilliant, by the way.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.5   Jais

      At least Nadia can give specific examples. But did Amy compulsively shouting out “CRUSTACEANS!” lead to a week long feud? It’s pretty stupid to incorrectly correct someone with a zoology degree in their field of expertise, but it’s also pretty minor if that’s your best example of her annoyingness.

      (But I still lean towards Team Nadia. I do fully acknowledge how inconsiderate and selfish Amy was about the cat, how absolutely childish and immature the note was, and how she seems to think she has an equal ownership of all Nadia’s personal possessions)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.6   The Nadia in Question

      Oh there’s more. Of course there’s more, but if I had to itemize every infraction, then it would just get lengthy.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.7   djr

      I have an 8 hour work day ahead of me to do nothing but not work. Bring it on!

      Jul 3, 2008 at 9:59 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.8   Mishee bang

      Nadia – I would absolutely love to hear specifics – and like djr, I just found out the supervisor is on Vaca today… 8 hrs… nothing to do… not work… yep!

      Comon girl! Spill!

      And why hasn’t she chimed in yet? I think it’s time to email her a link… or facebook it! :D

      Jul 3, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.9   djr

      I wouldn’t be doing anything even if the sup wasn’t on vacation. I’m just disgruntled and lazy.

      Jul 3, 2008 at 4:43 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.10   Nadia

      My goodness! Where to even begin? Well, I did make this our homepage at home (she uses our computer, see, to watch approximately five episodes of Smallville back to back per day while lying on the living room floor, not unlike a beached whale, so that one has to step over her feet to get to the bathroom/kitchen etc.), so I can’t imagine that she has not seen it. However, she may not have the tech savvy to know how to post to a forum, or even that she can. That’s my hypothesis.

      As for examples, well, I guess I just gave you one, but I’ll give you one more (I don’t want to list, like 20, because really long posts can annoy some folks…):

      On the evening of the solstice, my boyfriend and I decided to celebrate by spending every possible daylight minute outside, so we decided to go for a long walk of adventure. Amy and Carl were feuding about the fact that she wanted to go out to a movie, but Carl thought the couldn’t afford it, so Carl asked if he could come along on our walk. He offered Amy the opportunity to join us (thank the gods she didn’t!), but she opted to stay in her room and pout and read, mostly because she abhors exercise of any kind.

      Along the course of our walk, we wandered far and wide for many hours and ended up atop the rather tall hill that houses our local planetarium and observatory. I had wanted to go to a Star Party, you see. I hadn’t even considered that we might ask someone to come and pick us up from the top of the hill (it was eleven at night, but I was fully prepared to hoof the remaining few kilometres down the hill and home if necessary), but Carl called Amy to come and pick us up in her car (really only a ten minute drive or so for her, but worlds of difference to us at the top of the hill).

      She didn’t have to say yes. She could have told us to frag off. Instead, she came to get us sourly and berated us for the entire ride home. I had bought her an astronaut ice cream as a thank you, to which she responded, “Astronaut ice cream? In a BAG?!” She had never seen it before, so we explained that it was freeze dried and delicious. She ate it without saying thank you.

      Among the things she said to us for going on our educational expedition were, “You ended up here? I’d hate to see the kind of walks you’d go on if you were drunk!” And some other ill shit that I can’t rightly recall right now, but when it comes to me, I’ll come right back!

      The point is, that since I am a science teacher and an avid outdoorsperson, it was obvious that I was the ringleader of our trek, and the comment was a direct attack at me. However it also points out Amy’s inability to understand that perhaps someone would want to engage in education and exercise purely for enjoyment. Anyway, we had a blast without her! :)

      When we got home, Ash, my boyfriend was hungry, so he dumped some dark Caribbean stewed chicken that I had made onto some risotto and microwaved it. Admittedly, it didn’t get points for presentation (Ash admits fault for that one — he’s such a sweetheart! It’s really hard to believe that they share 12.5% of their genetic information), but Amy saw it and said in no uncertain terms that my cooking looked like excrement. What!? Why even make that comment?

      I guess I took it kind of personally, because when I was growing up, all of our Caribbean food looked strange to my friends — our lunches were always different and we got a lot of flack at school for having oddly coloured or ugly food, so to speak (although it was delicious!). I dunno. Perhaps the comment shouldn’t have stung so much. Perhaps people criticize the appearance of others’ cooking all the time. But I was hurt, anyhow…

      Jul 3, 2008 at 6:43 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.11   Mishee bang

      Nadia – I would just wait for her to make ONE MORE fucked up comment, and then I would start a knock down drag out with the bitch. Kick her ass, show her who’s boss! Remember, you like to hike and be outdoors, she doesn’t exercise much… you could totally take her! :D

      Jul 7, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.12   djr

      Considering Amy has formally instituted a No Speaking clause in to their strained relationship, Nadia will likely be waiting a while for that one last comment of fuckery.

      Haha, just kidding! Amy sounds like the kind of idiot who’d jump at the next chance to open her gaping chasim of stupidity and spew out another dung heap.

      Jul 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.13   The Nadia in Question

      Also, almost a decade of martial arts probably secures my victory! ;) Sometimes I wish I had less self-restraint. At a dinner thing we all had to go to, she picked up a book that had just been given to me: “The psychology of C.G. Jung”. Guess how she pronounced “Jung”? I wanted to bitchslap her.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:19 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.14   Blaise bang

      *sigh* The failure and AIDS just keep stacking up in here.

      Anyone who’s taken more than 5 years of martial arts tries their hardest to Avoid…what was that Mishee? Ah yes – a “knock down drag out”. Besides, beating on the untrained or the unfit is for huge pussies. “Self-restraint”, indeed; no one with a decade of real training would even mention their prowess in martial arts in the first place.

      Please – I beseech you, even – be my guest and ignore your epic self-control, and have a go at Amy. Formal martial arts is absolutely useless in a regular brawl. Varied, ancient, and beautiful as the martial arts are, there is still no counter-attack for having a fat-ass sit on your fucking head – I shit you not. Let’s not forget that Amy would be well within the parameters of her initial statement if – while sitting on your head, mind you – she released a nice “silent-but-deadly” surprise as a finishing move.

      If you are dense enough to follow Mishee’s advice (and I’m betting that you are), I’d be satisfied if you updated this entry with post-ass whooping photos. Though I’d love to be a fly on the wall for that confrontation, we can’t always get what we want – eh ?

      Jul 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #52   Nix

    Well thank heavens they can still visit Carl! Will someone PLEASE think of Carl?!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:40 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #52.1   pers bang

      Won’t anyone just THINK OF CARL?!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 12:49 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #52.2   Mishee bang

      Carl can kiss my ass – just tell me… what about Lenny???

      Is LENNY Okay??

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:13 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #52.3   Mark bang

      Lenny is fine. He’s giving a hot carl to Carl.

      Jul 3, 2008 at 10:36 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #52.4   known unknown

      L.O.L.

      that “hot carl” reference is going to get you spanked, Mark.

      Jul 5, 2008 at 11:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #53   ryan

    i love how nadia is the “immature” one when amy is the one invoking the silent treatment. priceless.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 12:43 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Agent Inspired

    I love the way she typed it up in Notepad and then editted it in blue ink because it wasn’t nasty enough, and I love how Nadia and her boyfriend are the ones moving out.

    That takes a very special kind of roommate. XD

    Jul 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Moonsilver bang

    Dear Amy,
    There is a new drug called Xanax that doctors are now prescribing for PMS. All of my friends (including Carl) agree that your a prime candidate.
    Love and kisses,
    Nadia

    Jul 2, 2008 at 1:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #55.1   amazon

      Actually, I’d just precribe a frontal lobotomy.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 6:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #56   unholyghost2003 bang

    “As a personal opinion you should improve your social skills and personality as I’m not the only one who thinks so. Others who know you agree.”
    READ: When I was bitching about you to my mom (Nadia’s Boyfriend’s Aunt) she said that maybe you could be a little nicer and that one time when I was throwing a screaming hissy fit my cousin/your boyfriend said “Nadia, just leave her alone.” because he was trying to keep some kind of peace and knew he would get nowhere trying to make me see reason.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   TNIQ

    By the way, I kind of love you all. Am I nasty and vengeful for posting here? You bet I am! And it looks like I’m in good company.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #57.1   Mishee bang

      you will fit in like one of them square pegs nadia.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #57.2   wright

      Nobody here but us drama-voyeurs, Nadia. Good luck with the move, though I think Carl needs even more luck…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #57.3   leigh

      I wish I had known of this site when I still had roommates.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 7:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #57.4   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Behind you .. I have lived with roommates such as she.. I was not so”nice” They moved.

      Aug 17, 2008 at 12:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #58   agong

    i just humped “some guy who never comments” note.

    oh and i adopted the cat too.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:31 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Mishee bang

    Nadia and her friend with the green pen – I love you.

    Especially “didn’t use effect – Good job! I’m surprised!” and the Oxford commas… great job!

    LOL!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Who Is the Real Nadi

    I can’t really tell if TNIQ or The Nadia In Question is the real nadia.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #60.1   secondsout bang

      Hmm, which takes too many keystrokes to keep typing out? And what does TNIQ stand for? Hmmm

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #60.2   The Nadia in Question

      TNIQ is just short for The Nadia in Question. We are one and the same.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #61   hamburke

    I love when the submitters comment on and give backstory to the situation. Makes it even better!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #61.1   Who Is the Real Nadi

      But which one is the real one hamburke? TNIQ or The Real Nadia in Question?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #61.2   Mishee bang

      hamburke – not always… just see Thank You Terry! (over on the greatest hits)… the supposition that we had was probably better than any real backstory could’ve been!! (But we will never know… unless Anthony Grosso decides to Google himself one day…)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #61.3   hamburke

      wait, not everyone googles themselves (including common screen names) when they check their credit report annually? irresponsible!!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #61.4   Mishee bang

      hamburke – comon now, he is a presumably old man who we believe has an iron lung and possibly is agoraphobic due being raped… the last thing on his mind is his credit report!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #62   TuesdayPillow

    I love the corrected page, very nice. However something tells me that Amy wasn’t 100% making up Nadia’s bitchiness, and at the same time Amy obviously isn’t mature enough to handle it without being a bitch back.

    My opinion? They both need to make sure they never breed.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 2:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #62.1   Nadia

      I take my duties of bitchiness quite seriously! Honestly, though, if you know me, it takes a lot to flap me. You can ask my grade nine science class about that. I’m that really frustrating teacher who never seems to blow no matter how badly the class is behaving. I’m planning to do my Master’s degree in special education. I’m one of those flower children that sees the beauty in everyone. As Ash puts it, if I can’t see it, it ain’t there!

      Jul 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #63   Who Is the Real Nadi

    WHO IS THE REAL NADIA. JESUS. ANSWER MY QUESTION!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #63.1   Mark bang

      I’m Nadia! And Jesus! And Spartacus!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #63.2   Quite Contrary

      Keyser Soze.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 6:15 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #63.3   leigh

      Yelling is not required! Sit in the corner and have a time out!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 7:23 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #63.4   cricket bang

      I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!

      LOUD NOISES!!!!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #63.5   known unknown

      I am the real Nadia, and The Walrus.

      koo koo kachu

      Jul 5, 2008 at 11:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #63.6   Will It Work

      Leroy Jenkins!

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #64   Summer

    This is way too insane a letter to go untitled…any suggestions?

    Jul 2, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #64.1   Moonsilver bang

      Oh dear, there are so many directions to go here. Give me a few minutes…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 5:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #64.2   Moonsilver bang

      Girls Interupted
      The War of the Hosers
      What I Did on my Summer Vacation
      Educating Nadia
      Educating Amy

      This could get fun…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 5:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #64.3   Mishee bang

      I’m going with “Taming of the Shrew”

      Jul 2, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #64.4   Quite Contrary

      The Others
      (who know you agree)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 6:12 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #64.5   snee

      ‘when crazy shithouse rats move in’

      Jul 2, 2008 at 6:13 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #64.6   Mishee bang

      AHHH!!! It just came to me:

      10 Things I Hate About You

      There we go…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 6:20 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #65   JPav

    AMY,
    IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OUR PAN CREATIVE WRITING CLASS PLEASE SEE CASEY IN HUMAN RESOURCES.

    THX,
    SANDRA

    Jul 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #65.1   Qwerty

      I believe you have just incurred no less than five and no more than ten hours of Unitard-placement.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #65.2   JPav

      It was worth the hit.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:35 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #65.3   Mishee bang

      JPav, you do have an interesting camel toe…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:49 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #66   Who Is the Real Nadi

    So who is the real Nadia?

    Jul 2, 2008 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #66.1   secondsout bang

      For fuck’s sake, dude, calm down! It’s not that nobody noticed your first, second, and third comments. You certainly didn’t need to ask a 4th time.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #66.2   Moonsilver bang

      Jesus is the real Nadia.

      I’m sorry. Seriously, my theory on “the real” Nadia is that she got tired of typing out her screen name and shortened it, but I could be wrong.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 5:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #67   Who Is the Real Nadi

    Then why is no one answering? Idjut.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 4:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #67.1   Mishee bang

      Maybe because we are shaking our head in dismay with the realization that with the wonderful weather of Summer also comes… kids out of school with no parents around…

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:59 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #67.2   secondsout bang

      Who is the real RunBarbara? Is it RB, is it Casey In Human Resources?

      Who is the real UnHolyGhost2003? Is it UHG2K3? Is it UHG? For the semi-literate, is she UGH?

      How about this “CB” that people keep talking about? Is that Canthz_B, or is it some other person? CB phonetically sounds like ZB, but that’s not “Zanthz_B”, I think it’s zombieBlanco.

      Oh, GOD, this is killing me! Please settle this for me! When people abbreviate internet handles are they the same person? Is this an existential question or a case of marauding impostors?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #67.3   Mishee bang

      that semi-literate barb would’ve hurt… if I could only read…!!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #67.4   Canthz_B bang

      OMG! We’re on Candid PANra, right?

      Where’s the web cam hidden?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #68   Moleinthewall

    Wow. And to think I was slightly sympathetic to Nadia before her response was posted. I hope they keep living together. It seems they deserve eachother’s company.

    God help their boyfriends.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #68.1   octavius

      Amen to that.

      But who can be surprised? Living in Daddy / Uncle’s house is hardly the road to maturity.

      And what about the people who got fraudulently kicked out? I hope they read this and go to the Residential Tenancy Board

      Jul 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #69   itmustbeken bang

    1opm
    Channel 53 news
    ‘Tonight in Victoria, police investigate a multiple homicide…”

    People, we have got to save Carl. Everyone loves him and he had nothing to do with this!

    Jul 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #69.1   Moonsilver bang

      Team Save Carl!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 5:34 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #69.2   elecktrik

      I started worrying about Carl, but then I remembered that we only get one homicide every year or two here.

      But if Carl shows up dead, I’m going straight to the po-lice!

      Jul 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #70   JoeInLA

    Sorry, Nadia, but I’m not buying the “innocent wounded” act. I can smell a bitch at 50 paces and you completely deserve the title. BTW, you’re the kind of people we make fun of on this site. Amy may have her issues, but at least she tried communicating with you. You, OTOH, continued your dismissive treatment of her by not only refusing to respond to her comments, but making fun of her to boot. You get my vote for passive-aggressive bitch of the day.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 7:22 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #70.1   AKZombie

      If I were Nadia, I would take your comment as a compliment. Way harsh there, buddy. What woman pissed in your beverage this morning?

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #70.2   Amy

      You’re joking, right? You call a single-spaced, page-long rant that announces that the writer will refuse to hear any response or any words of the write-ee communication? Remind me not to try communicating with you. Oops, too late.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #70.3   John in IL

      I think so too, Joe. And your ability to smell bitches at such great distances is a skill that could make you some serious money. Think about it. Before you get into a new relationship, you hire Joe. He stops by, sniffs the prospesctive girlfriend and then sends you a report (for a reasonable fee) on her level of bitchiness.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #70.4   Quite Contrary

      Leaving a note announcing that one is no longer speaking to another is NOT communicating. It’s a nonverbal monologue, aka a passive aggressive note. I give Nadia credit for NOT claiming that she has been a saint throughout this.

      The original note was way over the top, especially considering that Amy (and bf) were guests of sorts in Nadia’s (and bf) place. I think the note and the copy edited response deserved each other.

      Give Nadia a break for having a sense of humor and giving us some really good chuckles today.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:34 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #70.5   vivitop

      Communication is so overtated… Go Silent treatment!

      If you wrote a note like that, you HAVE to expect that people will make fun of you… If you can’t handle it, don’t write it!

      Jul 3, 2008 at 9:03 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #71   keshmeshi

    Nadia having a friend copyedit the letter sure isn’t evidence of her belittlement and general contempt of Amy.

    Jul 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   secondsout bang

    Does anyone else seem to think that it’s really silly to “punish” somebody who doesn’t like you by not talking to her?

    Jul 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #72.1   AKZombie

      Whenever I meet someone like Amy, I always wonder how peaceful it must be to that blissfully unaware of reality. Your comment reminds me of a woman I used to work with who loved it when people threatened to quit, “Allow me to write you a letter of recommendation!” Perhaps Nadia should respond with a note that reads, “No, I’ve been bad, you really should ban me from the upstairs.”

      Jul 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #72.2   Canthz_B bang

      Yeah, just like suspending a kid who cuts school works wonders! LOl

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #73   Canthz_B bang

    I can honestly say that after 10 full months on PAN I have never really disliked the writer or recipient of any of these notes, let alone both.

    That is, until today. :-(

    Jul 2, 2008 at 9:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Bikerbabee

    will someone please make and sell “Team save Carl” T-shirts?

    Jul 2, 2008 at 11:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #74.1   The Nadia in Question

      We’re actually thinking of doing this. The self-same friend who helped me edit the letter has bought a silk-screening kit, so perhaps I can persuade him to do it. Carl thinks it’s a great idea, and he really wants one. Their relationship is pretty much going to shit, so…

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:24 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #74.2   snee

      i want one, too!

      Jul 9, 2008 at 10:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #75   jess

    Sorry Nadia, but I think it’s about time for you to at least accept some responsibility for a part of this disagreement. Amy’s note most definately fulfills all the criteria for being on this site, and is extremely bitchy and passive aggressive. However, there are two sides to every argument and it appears that you do take pleasure in cutting her down and making her feel stupid. Someone so well educated should at least possess the minor social skills needed to avoid offending someone so severely with their arrogance.
    Team Amy, even though you both sound like huge bitches.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 1:22 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #75.1   The Nadia in Question

      There is a very real reason that I try to cut Amy down to size when she has committed a glaring error, and it is this — she constantly brags about how intelligent she is. As if we didn’t have to hear enough mindless prattle out of her fat trap, she is perpetually patting herself on the back for this, that and the other. How can I help but mock someone who said this very thing: “High school biology was hard, but I knew that I needed to graduate high school in order to become a neurosurgeon, so I worked really hard and I graduated.” So, after graduation, did she operate on a couple of brains there? I don’t suppose her current paper route is putting her on the career-path of her dreams…

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:28 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #76   Eve bang

    People. People! You’re all forgetting the cardinal rule of the Internet! The person who is most intentionally hilarious is right.

    Ergo, Team Nadia!

    Jul 3, 2008 at 1:55 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Evie Keat

    Oh God, I love it.

    Team NADIA FTFW!!

    Jul 3, 2008 at 3:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   JoeInLA is SPOT ON!

    Yes, Amy’s note is classic. But Nadia’s note is even worse! After reading everything, Amy actually seems sweet. Nadia seems to be just the type of person Amy says she is, immature and disrespectful. Poor Amy. She tried averything to befriend Nadia, but Nadia was too snotty to respond graciously. I’ve known people like Nadia, and will guess that living with her is a nightmare. Thank goodness Amy and Carl have found someplace else to live.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 9:18 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #78.1   Quite Contrary

      If you are going to accuse someone of thinking you are imperfect, it might make for a better effin argument if the sentence was constructed and spelled correctly.

      Oh yes, and at the top of my list of social skills is the ability to write an incredibly bitchy one-sided note to address an issue. The fact that it is addressed to someone who may someday become a relative is even better.

      Team I Don’t Care if Nadia is a Bitch Amy is an absolute ungrateful brat.

      Jul 3, 2008 at 9:34 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #78.2   The Nadia in Question

      She lied, by the way. She didn’t try to be interested in my hobbies — she was too busy taking up space on our living room floor with her fat ass as she watched five or so episodes of Smallville back to back daily, so… You have to realize that just because Amy believes she did something, doesn’t make it true.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #79   Sophie

    Nadia has been a bit of a bitch (self-confessed) but then seriously, if you were faced with THAT could you guarantee you would behave the way you should… particularly when faced with this crap day after day?

    Not sure if I could. Posting here is Nadia’s way of dealing with the crap that Amy dishes out. And if Amy is stupid enough to put her shit in writing then she deserves it.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 9:23 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #79.1   hamburke

      I’m going with these girls might not really be that bitchy on a regular basis but they bring out the worst in each other. Amy expected to be best buds with Nadia when they moved in and Nadia didn’t expect to change much of her routine. She’s obviously not a morning person so talking to her over wheaties just made her cranky for the rest of the day – for the record, my sister is this way and I’m a morning person so we clashed like this growing up. hubby just lets me talk and gives the occasional grunt but doesn’t get cranky (much better!!).

      Jul 3, 2008 at 1:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #79.2   Nadia

      Wow! I feel like you have been watching us! That pretty much sums it up. In Amy’s defense (I keep trying to remind Carl), she’s a stranger in a strange land, and she has no roots or connections here. Needless to say, she’s been kind of crabby and bossy and difficult since they moved. There are a lot of extenuating circumstances, not the least of which is my inability to be assertive. I tried to explain that I wasn’t a morning person to her, but she seemed to forget the next day. I wasn’t sure if and when I was supposed to pull out the flip chart. How do you say to someone, really, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t want to listen to you right now. Or ever. You talk too much, and everything that comes out of your mouth is boring.”?

      Jul 3, 2008 at 6:55 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #79.3   Sydney

      Sure, it’s Nadia’s way to deal with the crap, but it’s still just as passive-aggressive as Amy was. Posting the note here, talking about Amy’s personal life hoping that Strangers on the Internet ™ will commiserate, hoping Amy sees all this without actually telling Amy about PAN, and posting the “corrected” note on the fridge are all classic PA moves moves.

      Jul 4, 2008 at 7:21 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #79.4   The Nadia in Question

      Oh, I am the passive-aggressivest! But I know that about me. I wouldln’t be dumb enough to write a note that would get posted here, though. And I couldn’t tell Amy about PAN because, remember? I’m not allowed to talk to her! So I just made it into our homepage instead. She would have found it on her way to that site where she watches episode after mind numbing episode of one television series or another.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:33 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #80   Sophie

    Sweet?

    Seriously dude. Get help!

    Jul 3, 2008 at 9:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   Sophie

    Oh, and Carl needs to fake his own death.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 9:25 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   pers bang

    Won’t anyone take a second and just think about Carl?!

    Jul 3, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   octavius

    Well, I checked out the British Columbia Residential Tenancy Act and the “renovation” excuse used by Nadia and Ash to chuck out the tenants in the other suite won’t fly. It’s got to be real and immediate work making the place uninhabitable, e.g. involving demolition not just maybe painting the bathroom sometime.

    You can legally evict for your child ( Ash, Nadia’s bf ) but not for a niece ( Amy ). However Uncle Daddy didn’t use that justification and in any case moving someone around in the same building could easily be presented as a brazen attempt to subvert the intention of the Act.

    Like I’m soo not trying to stir up trouble but three cheers for team innocent tenants kicked out to suit these two princesses.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #83.1   pers bang

      Yeah! Team homeless bystanders!

      Jul 3, 2008 at 4:14 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #83.2   Nadia

      LOL. I understand how bad this looks. Honestly, I just really needed a place to live (I was also removed from my former home on the grounds that the landlord wanted to renovate), and Ash’s mom died this spring, and, you know, now his dad has this house that he had plans to flip and resell (plans he had made with his wife who now no longer existed…), and it just seemed like the most sense for me to move in with my boyfriend. He was already living in the front suite, and I would have been happy to stay there. But the electrical wiring in the entire place does need to be redone, and there are some problems with the structural integrity. The place is your quintessential fixer-upper. Ash and I are hanging around so that we can help with the renovations, and the rent we pay helps to offset the mortgage. This is by no means a “silver spoon” situation.

      Jul 3, 2008 at 7:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #84   agong

    but who is the REAL nadia??? WHO DAMMIT??

    I think they should just wrestle for the title “Passive Aggressive Bitch-hole”

    Jul 3, 2008 at 6:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #84.1   Nadia

      We’re all the real Nadia. There have been no posers here. Now to go tutor an autistic little boy in mathematics. See? I’m not that much of a monster, am I?

      Jul 3, 2008 at 7:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #84.2   octavius

      Bereaved, helping deprived children, returning home to a death trap that could collapse on you at any moment, suffering illicit computer use, risking electrocution or hideous difigurement in a blaze, every one turning against you and then Amy. You are a saint and I shall now go and whip myself with nettles for ever thinking badly of you.

      Jul 3, 2008 at 7:28 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #84.3   The Nadia in Question

      That’s right, Baby! :P

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #85   sprut

    Team no one! I wouldn’t want to live with either of them.

    I can’t help but notice some of the comments on here could probably make the site by themselves…ironic. :)

    Jul 3, 2008 at 7:22 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   slag

    how does carl put up with this chick?

    i’m too hung over to be witty!

    if someone doesnt move out soon there is the distinct possibility of murder-suicide.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 8:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   TomM

    These two sound like they deserve each other.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 8:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   Anya

    The note is immature, but posting further commentary about Amy’s personal life is also immature.

    Jul 4, 2008 at 12:01 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   outoftime

    I like that we get two varieties of bitch here, but they’re also probably normal people caught up in a bad personality conflict.

    Problems with Amy’s note:

    1. Passive-aggressive in the extreme: silent treatment is textbook, and announcing it via NOTE? Jeez Amy
    2. Poor spelling and grammar
    3. She used the computer and paper of the person she’s disrespecting to print it out. Wow what nerve, indicative of her ungratefulness
    4. Did not give specific examples but instead only abstracts and generalizations. Perhaps trying to save Nadia’s feelings (if so, the sentiment was completely wasted) or perhaps she’s just off
    5. Condescension, saying Nadia is jealous or doesn’t like girls

    Amy gets points for thinking of others (Carl), trying to take the edge off (not doing something petty like barring Nadia from “the upstairs), expressing genuine emotion and her personal truth (could she have been drunk when she wrote this? just asking), attempting closure, even if she did it all wrong.

    Problems with Nadia’s notes (comments):
    1. BITCH BITCH BITCH Nadia is a straight up BITCH
    excuse me, lost it for a moment there, I think I’m turning into Amy
    2. Extremely arrogant (and your little stories of Amy’s bad behavior make you look bad too)
    3. Protesting “I’m really not like this” but positively reveling in being a total bitch for a long period of time, sorry, you ARE like that
    4. Looking for more and more crap to bring up to make Amy look bad
    5. Enlisting a mob to help belittle Amy (not just PAN but the linguistics expert friend, really? an expert was needed? just too much)
    6. repeated attacks on Amy’s character and lifestyle, i.e. calling her a “beached whale”, isn’t Amy’s laughable note enough? come on

    Nadia gets points for having a sense of humor, at least attempting to give specifics which indicates a better sense of perspective, giving Amy the opportunity to respond by leaving the PAN website up (although this is also aggressive behavior), graciously extending her home to someone she obviously doesn’t like and continuing to work with her.

    Jul 4, 2008 at 7:53 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #89.1   Amen, outoftime!

      Yes! While Amy’s note is indeed silly, it is clear that Nadia is JUS T PLAIN MEAN!!

      One can write a stupid PA note and still be a nice person. But Nadia’s behavior demonstrates a spiteful, cruel nature that is very difficult to explain away.

      Team AMY.

      Jul 4, 2008 at 7:43 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.2   Jais

      There are many different types of bitch. Sometimes, compatible bitches get together and the friendships that result are quite dangerous to the rest of the world.

      But when incompatible bitches are put together, then things like this happen.

      The worst combination of bitches may well be the superior intellectual bitch put together with the ditzy “everybody must love me or I sulk” bitch. If Amy is indeed the latter type, then this all makes sense.

      Jul 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.3   TeamAmy

      outoftime I completely agree…

      To be frank, Nadia does sound like a total intellectual snob and flaunts her credentials in practically every comment and at every chance she gets, which makes her seem quite pathetic. I think one should count the number of times she said: I am a math and science teacher, I have a degree in Education and Zoology/or was that Creative writing? etc etc…

      Honestly though, if she is SOOO smart and SOOO much better than Amy (is what she is trying SOOO hard to prove) then why does she need help to correct and “grade” Amy’s paper? I could have done it and my mother tongue isn’t even English (but then I only have a BScH and an LL.B.).

      But really, when it comes down to it, Nadia is just the typical Victoria silver spoon fed valley-girl. Have you noticed how in every comment she tries so hard to impress? (Paraphrasing here: “Ash , my boyfriend made risotto with my Carribbean cooking”…or perhaps it was just a doggie bag from the Reef? :-p) If any of you lived here, in Victoria, you’d understand what I am talking about and trust me you’d take Amy’s side in a second!!

      Plus, if Nadia was truly so much better a person than Amy then she would have had the grace to just keep all this private, as a more mature, better educated and wiser woman would have.

      TEAM AMY!!! :-)

      Jul 5, 2008 at 3:40 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.4   aaa

      Awww, but portraying them as evil monsters is way more fun than them being normal people with severely conflicting personalities. I’m gonna go cry in a corner now. :C

      Jul 5, 2008 at 5:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.5   aaa

      PS

      TeamAmy, you’re dangerously close to suggesting that people act like rational human beings and not air their dirty laundry online, thus starving us of glorious PA entertainment. Jesus, your mother, and I disapprove.

      Jul 5, 2008 at 5:03 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.6   TeamAmy

      my mother ALWAYS disapproved that’s why I turned out the way I did.. :-p

      Jul 5, 2008 at 6:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.7   The Nadia in Question

      Boo! I grew up in Winnipeg, and yes, I am of Caribbean descent, so it was my daddy’s own recipe I had made for dinner that night. Nice try, though.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.8   TeamAmy

      The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

      If I don’t provide proper citation are you going to give me an F for plagiarism? ;-)

      Jul 8, 2008 at 11:25 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.9   Mishee bang

      Well TeamAmy, re: 89.6 – I don’t blame your mother for being disappointed in you. I would be too if I was your mother.

      Perhaps Nadia is a confident woman who has earned the right to toot her own horn. I worked my way up in my current field, from someone with absolutely no experience or education, to someone who makes decent money WITHOUT a college education, and I am proud of it! I will tell anyone who will listen (plus a few who won’t), so I can imagine if I toiled for 4 (or more?) years to get a degree, I would tell the hobo begging for change on the freeway exit ramp, the barista who prepares my coffee (after I tell him who won the Celtics game), and the guy selling me my cigarettes… but you know, some of us actually have a reason to brag, others are just disappointments… personally, my mother is QUITE proud of me and willing to tell everyone so!

      Just because YOU are a Mother’s Disappointment, doesn’t mean Nadia is, and if she worked hard to get somewhere in her life, then by all means Nadia – SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!… or just go on the internet and tell everyone… either way, you go girl…

      and remember… next time Amy makes some smart ass or rude comment… knock down, drag out show the bitch who’s in charge! :D

      Jul 8, 2008 at 11:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.10   Blaise bang

      @Mishee – Today has just been my day to rant, I suppose. I never comment on these things, but you have inspired me:

      RE:89.9…Brown-nosing in real life is one thing.
      Brown nosing on the internet? Absurd.

      If I got in some homeless person’s face and started foaming at the mouth about how great I was because I earned a college degree, I would expect to be falcon-punched in the nuts about .05 seconds after that person understood what I was attention-whoring about. Doing the same thing to a barrista would simply earn you extra “foam” in that venti two-shot sugar-free caramel latte (I’ll let your imagination determine what the “foam” actually is).

      Go out and try it, see what happens. I encourage you.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.11   Canthz_B bang

      Nobody said it was going to be pretty. :-P

      Jul 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.12   KittyKat bang

      ** gasp! **

      Jul 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.13   Mishee bang

      My nose browns for no man… or woman for that matter…

      I wasn’t kissing up to Nadia, I would say I was defending her against the evil that is Team Amy…

      And as for “foaming at the mouth”, well, truthfully I still have not obtained that college degree, so I couldn’t brag that to a hobo (I said hobo, not homeless person, I believe there is a difference… I guess I shouldn’t have said he was begging for change… but I digest…), as for the barista, well, I don’t drink coffee from ANY store, so that wouldn’t be a problem, and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn’t get something so wimpy that it needs Foam… that’s for the fucking fairies up in The City! And as for the guy selling me my cigarettes, in this area, I wouldn’t be surprised if he spent 8 years getting his PhD in molecular engineering at Calcutta University, so I think he would just congratulate me.

      Now Blase – why did you have to choose to pick your coming out rant and direct it at me?? Remember, you never get a second chance to make a first impression!

      Jul 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.14   Mishee bang

      BTW, I ran out of edit time, but I didn’t have the code for the E, I mispelled your name on purpose… just in case you didn’t catch it!

      Blasé

      Jul 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #89.15   KittyKat bang

      And all’s right with the world.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #90   the amanda

    team slobby joe
    they’re fucking delicious

    Jul 4, 2008 at 9:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #90.1   vivitop

      Where the unitard?

      Jul 9, 2008 at 10:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #91   Lauren

    Umm, Team Amy.

    Nadia sounds like a fucking bitch.

    Jul 5, 2008 at 8:47 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   aaa

    How about Team Neither Nadia Nor Amy Are Real And This Is A Clever Hoax?

    Or Team They’re Both Bitches?

    I’m vacillating between these two options. It seems that The Nadia in Question could actually be an overweight middle-aged man the children call Creepy Steve and is just dicking with us for fun since it seems that no person in their right mind could make themselves look like that much of a hateful bitch. But then I remembered that some people truly are oblivious bitches and don’t realize how shitty they’re making themselves look.

    So Team Me. Because I’ve got glowsticks.

    Jul 5, 2008 at 2:59 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #92.1   snee

      team aaa! yay, glowsticks!
      (finally something i can support. whewph.)

      Jul 5, 2008 at 10:25 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #92.2   napalmnacey

      GLOWSTICKS! Fantastic! Something I can totally get behind!

      Jul 7, 2008 at 6:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #93   Entertained

    I just stumbled upon this and realized that I know the Carl and Amy in question. For those of you who don’t have the pleasure of knowing them, it becomes about 10x funnier.

    Nadia, you don’t know me, but thank you!

    Jul 6, 2008 at 2:33 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #93.1   aaa

      Awww, I was having fun hoping that Carl and Amy were the figment of The Nadia in Question’s (i.e. Creepy Steve’s) imagination.

      Jul 6, 2008 at 8:26 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #93.2   octavius

      Entertained – more detail please!

      Jul 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #93.3   The Nadia in Question

      Awesome!

      Jul 8, 2008 at 3:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #94   Russ

    This reminds me of a lot of the rants I see on Craigslist by crazies. The punctuation correction is classic though…Wow.

    http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

    Jul 7, 2008 at 12:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #94.1   Mishee bang

      I think Kerry should allow us to do a “Thumbs Down” for anyone who is Trolling… and of course, RALPHY….

      Jul 7, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #95   RP

    This should also be tagged with “possibly the best thing ever”. The corrected version is awesome!

    Jul 7, 2008 at 10:51 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   JustBlaise bang

    Editing the note and re-posting it in the house was a bitchmove…though it’s not like Amy can ‘say’ anything about it…

    Jul 7, 2008 at 11:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   The Nadia in Question

    So we moved on Wednesday, and even though we’re still back to back with them, it’s been more or less paradise. Thanks for helping me cope with this ridiculous situation and making me laugh a little. And yes, I am as bitchy as some of you suspect. And damn proud of it! :D

    Jul 8, 2008 at 3:43 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #97.1   JustBlaise bang

      Jesus Christ I hope you’re not the real Nadia. Attention-whoring yourself over an (admittedly) shitty note that you couldn’t edit on your own? Someone should post this on the Fail Blog; the only redeeming comment on this thing was by Triple A – glowsticks are the shit.

      @”Nadia”: since you put so much effort into dumb shit, try getting a degree in something more useful than Zoology.

      Jul 8, 2008 at 6:26 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #98   PANU bang

    I know others have expressed the same sentiment, but I just cannot help myself.

    When this whole thing started, I laughed and felt sympathy for Nadia. As time went on, and I started reading all of her comments and ‘attention-whoring’ ↑, I slowly found myself drifting to Amy’s side.

    Now, I wish Nadia would just go away and quit her whining.

    That has never before happened to me on a note.

    Team-post-your-follow-up-then-shut-up.

    Jul 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   Aph

    I’ve been reading all these comments and I just have to say that you people are hysterical.. and Nadia is the coolest person I’ve ever ‘met’ on the internet. I absolutely love her ‘passive agressive and proud of it, damn it’ attitude and would totally be her neighbor. Also I suggest Carl lose Amy on their next trip. He deserves so much better and once he has a nice place to live on his own he can get Nadia and Ash to help him find a nice girl deserving of his awesomeness.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 10:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   Carl's Big Sis

    TEAM SAVE CARL! Save a shirt for me:)

    Jul 11, 2008 at 11:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   grammer (sic)

    I have a friend who also points out grammar and spelling mistakes in speech and writing as a way to avoid relationship problems. I’ve also thought it a strange phenomenon… (special ed ? individuals with developmental disabilities often have lower intelligence capabilities. and they often have emotional and relating difficulties too; do you have the compassion and patience to pursue special ed?)

    Jul 12, 2008 at 9:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   Alix

    Wow. This note is one of the most beautiful examples of passive-aggression I have ever seen. The most brilliant note I’ve seen on here in a while. I’m full of awe and admiration.
    Am I the only one who thinks it’s fucked up that Nadia and her boyfriend are moving out of a place they lived in first to make way for Carl and Whiny McWhinerson here?

    Jul 18, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   plum sauce is good

    Wow… I see some people here (I had to spell it out in case someone had something against “ppl”) need to think about getting a life……. *Ahem* (<– that’s a sound) Nadia………..

    Jul 25, 2008 at 8:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   plum sauce is good

    Oh yeah and by the way…. When you’re super pissed, are you really gonna stop and think about, “did I forget a coma anywhere?!” nooooooo……….. You guys are all fucked!

    Jul 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   StudentNoTouch

    What the hell is up with the sexual stuff with the Lacrosse teacher and 4 students?

    It is weird that no one has made any comments on it. If that’s true then Amy simply wins the competition.

    Aug 5, 2008 at 12:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   The Real Amy

    Hey, how’s it going? Sorry I’m so late to the Amy bashing but I have a life not centered around being bitchy and whiny to strangers on the internet like Nadia here. So I am the Amy in question. Yes I admit it, because Nadia has left so much out to make her look good (at least in the beginning) and added other things to try and make me look bad. Oh ya’ to Joe in L.A, Ghostwriter, Plum sauce is good, Team Amy and some others I might have forgotten; You guys rock, it’s like you’re psychic!!! Kudos.

    Now I could go into detail and thoroughly tell all you about our life together the last few months, but really, and no offense, but it is none of your business and I’m sorry you wasted your time with this much of the bullsh@t about this.

    This is to end this story so everyone can get on with their lives, and maybe Nadia can get some psychotic therapy. One- there was two cats, one is Ashley’s(her bf) one is mine. She decided that she was allergic to the shorthair but not the longhair which is impossible. She just kicked out my cat to be a Bitch since she is power hungry. Two- It is Ashley’s suite, and My uncle’s house so we were nice to let her stay with us, not the other way around. This was a temporary situation agreed by Ashley, me, Carl and my uncle until they moved into the back suite which was predecided. His back suite by the way has a huge two person bathtub in his bedroom and larger and nicer overall so we weren’t kicking him out. Ashley was upgrading. Three- Nadia weighs much more than me and was the one always locked in her room procrastinating about excercise because she was lazy. Four- Me and Carl are doing great. We love each other and have never had the problems she invented. Although to keep you updated Ashley and Nadia broke up because she is insane and he couldn’t handle it anymore. She is out as of Sept 1st. Maybe she will move in with one of the guys she’s been cheating on Ashley with. Five- The computer is Ashley’s as is the paper, but if she wants ten cents for the sheet, I could give it to you. It might help as a down payment for your therapy.

    Ok so now that we are all caught up on the issue and you guys heard from me, lets all grow up and find something else to do because getting mad at me because I left out a coma or used the wrong word is just Stupid! To those supporting me, thanks you guys sound normal.

    Amy

    P.S so entertained, if you know me, who are you? Prove it because I think you don’t know nothing.

    Aug 6, 2008 at 1:55 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   The Real Amy

    Oh before I forget, Sorry about the rampage there, I’m not usually a bitch, only when I get pushed too far, and Nadia has done that. She’s lucky she hasn’t had her ass kicked yet the way she treats people. But then again how is it she has friends at all? I guess thats why she is always in her room?

    Live a good live, and don’t dwell on stupid stuff. Go OPTIMISM!
    Amy

    Aug 6, 2008 at 1:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #107.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      live a good life –perhaps.

      Aug 17, 2008 at 1:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #107.2   cat fancier

      “She decided that she was allergic to the shorthair but not the longhair which is impossible.”

      It’s been months since this thread was active, but this inaccuracy bothers me.

      It’s very possible to be allergic to a shorthaired cat even if one isn’t allergic to another longhaired cat. Cats with darker fur put out more allergens, for example, so a shorthaired dark cat can be worse for allergy sufferers than a white longhair.

      It’s also possible that one cat wasn’t enough to cause an allergic reaction, but two cats were.

      A long-haired cat who is brushed daily could also put off fewer allergens than a shorthair who isn’t cared for as often.

      Dec 16, 2008 at 9:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #108   Kieran

    Nadia sounds like a bitch…

    Aug 13, 2008 at 6:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #109   aimomo

    Nadia’s my new best friend; I was correcting this thing in my head, cringing all the while.

    Aug 29, 2008 at 8:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #110   Sans Douche

    TNIQ,
    You corrected the spelling/grammar of the letter and posted it back on the fridge. You go girl! Not only did you do that but you let us know yours and your sidekicks education background so we are aware you are qualified to do so. Jesus, did you sniff on your own farts too while ‘grading her paper’?? (lolziez) You egotistical pig!

    Sep 5, 2008 at 4:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #111   Steph

    it was Nadia’s house – she can do what she wants!

    Oct 2, 2008 at 10:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #112   awkward cake

    [...] an official declaration of the silent treatment extra credit: [...]

    Feb 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #113   Anna

    Well, if Amy is as old as she sounds, then this was a pretty horrible thing for you to do to her.

    But then, at 12, she’d be awfully young to be moving around with her boyfriend.

    Mar 15, 2009 at 10:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #114   Anna

    Nadia, you’re hilarious. Amy, you’re a dumb bitch. There’s no such thing as psychotic therapy, and your ad-hominem attacks that are at best tangentially related to the letter only serve to make you look stupid and Nadia look better.

    Mar 15, 2009 at 10:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     

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