Comments on: When dishwashers speak

By: The very dirty dishwasher | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

The very dirty dishwasher | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:01:29 +0000

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By: Fat Mack

Fat Mack — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:37:56 +0000

What about the plump roast chicken with fruit (a/k/a the cheeky young bird with a nice pear)?

BTW: Haggis is delicious and wholesome. Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

By: the existential crisis of a water fountain

the existential crisis of a water fountain — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:43:31 +0000

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By: do your stairs think you’re fat?

do your stairs think you’re fat? — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:36:35 +0000

[...] in victoria, b.c. found this somewhat puzzling bit of anthropomorphism (stairs have feelings? really?) posted in the elevator of her residence building. adds rachel: [...]

By: D / DM

D / DM — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:30:26 +0000

@Mishee:

I’m pretty sure if I SHIT OUT clean dishes, I’d have some bleeding… maybe that’s it.

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edavgsu pzevagrws — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:41:06 +0000

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By: the xenophobic toilet | passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:46:51 +0000

[...] related: i asked santa for a baby alive, and all i got was this stupid dishwasher [...]

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:36:41 +0000

What about toad in the hole?

By: PandoraWombat

PandoraWombat — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:47:59 +0000

What about Great Big Spotted Dick?

By: optimismopski

optimismopski — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:15:17 +0000

Unfortunately for me, it seems I may end up having to wear the beloved unitard, as I inadvertently made a THX SANDRA reference without realizing there was a decree made days ago that i missed on the next post! That is what I get for falling behind on my PAN notes! I shall wear it with pride, if in fact the funny-powers-that-be feel I am worthy enough.

By: optimismopski

optimismopski — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:14:29 +0000

Sexcuse me- but I believe that GWAR would be able to solve the case of the crying dishwasher; just as they suggest putting money under the soap as a way of hiding money from hippies, perhaps the writer of the note should hide the dirty dishes under the dishwasher soap as well? Maybe it would end the need for the dishwasher to be so anal explosive.
If GWAR is not available for comment, THX SANDRA might be able to refer him/her to CASEY IN HUMAN RESOURCES, for the low price of $5, for parameters about what to do in case the dishwasher has a BIG JOB.

By: Jaybird

Jaybird — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:57:57 +0000

guess I should have read the previous posts

By: sarahbee

sarahbee — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:31:45 +0000

I actually kinda liked this one, seriously. It’s one of the few “trying to be funny” ones that I’ve ever actually found funny. It’s, y’know, imaginative or something.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:54:17 +0000

Like Bubble and Squeak?