Sheena is a paintballer

July 9th, 2008 · 181 comments

Where do you suppose this “anomous” Tampa, Florida resident stands on the whole nature-vs.-nurture debate?

PAINTBALL "PUNK" YOU WERE RAISED BY: TOTAL IDIOT PARENTS!

The Apple did not fall far from the tree! Your dad = idiot, son = little idiot $250 REWARD NAME THE IDIOT THAT SHOT PAINTBALL AT MY DOOR!

PARENTING 101 LEARN TO BE A REAL PARENT 10 LESSONS FREE CLASS

Interested? here’s a free preview!

Crappy parents > Bozo kids; Caring parents > very nice kids

related: Your to lazy

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181 responses so far ↓

  • #1   amy d bang

    I always wondered who Bozo the Clown’s parents were.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:13 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   secondsout bang

      And do you wonder if they have red noses, enormous feet, and really pale skin?

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:01 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   amy d bang

      Thanks, 2nds. Now I’m gonna have nightmares about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Vampire Clown.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:18 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   deaddrift

      No no, you see crappy parents are GREATER THAN bozo kids, while caring parents are greater than very nice kids.

      Don’t thank me, just doing my job.

      [edit] oh, i see i’m not the only one to make this observation. oh well.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 11:44 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Lurker

      He skipped Math 101 to take Parenting 101, I guess

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:42 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   KT

      Funnily enough, the biggest fuckups I know all have the nicest parents on Earth.

      Who would have thought it?

      Oct 25, 2008 at 2:23 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Mark bang

    Wow. Where to start.

    I wish to remain anomous.

    What is the need for a reward for information? It seems the signposter already knows the little idiot “punk” bozo son (note — can’t be a daughter or hermaphrodite, obviously, as males are the only ones that ever shoot paintballs) and the idiot crappy dad. Otherwise, how would the signposter know the relative idiocity of both?

    Also, crappy parents are apparently greater than bozo kids, and by the same token, caring parents are greater than very nice kids.

    Finally, GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:16 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   harmonicpies bang

    I wonder which is tackier, paint splatter on the front door or PAN signs arrayed on the front lawn, Burma Shave style?

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Joe bang

      The perfect paint job
      is now gone.
      You anomous kids,
      get off my lawn!

      Burma Shave!

      Jul 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm   rating: 69  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   secondsout bang

      Not to mention that the paint in paintball guns is water-based, it should wash off pretty easily. So it’s not like the paint is permanent – just wash the damn thing off and not have the ugly signs all over the place.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 7:43 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Joe bang

      Well-raised children
      won’t throw fits.
      But Bozo’s folks
      weren’t worth two sh**s.

      Burma Shave!

      Jul 9, 2008 at 7:52 pm   rating: 44  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   Canthz_B bang

      Apples don’t fall
      far from tress.
      That’s why your child
      acts like a sleaze.

      Burma Shave!

      Jul 9, 2008 at 8:06 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   Kev Orng

      One of my favourite things about this site is all the Oompa Loompa songs in the comments!

      edit: I just googled Burma Shave and now I understand. The Oompa Loompas used to write ad slogans for some shaving cream company. cool

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:28 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   Savat

      I have to admit that I had no idea what you all meant by Burma Shave so I googled it. How funny!
      http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma1.htm

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.7   Captain OCD

      I remember. Dear God, I’m old!

      Now all of you, off my damn lawn!!!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 5:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   zombieBlanco bang

    PaintBaller Punks and the Total Idiot Parents who raised them- on the next Geraldo!

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   park rose bang

    Hmmm… all the t’s seem to be lowercase (apostrophe added for ease of reading).

    The more fundamental one’s beliefs are, the more fundamental one’s spelling and penmanship is bound to be.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:29 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   park rose bang

    Parenting lol. Yep, that about sums it up.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:30 pm   rating: 34  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Sarah bang

    Name the idiot that shot paintball? Well, given that your dad = idiot, by the Substitution Property of Equality, your dad shot paintball.

    You can send the $250 to my PayPal.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm   rating: 36  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Buffalo Tshirts

      Now sarah’s comment. Thats funny.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 11:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Canthz_B bang

      It’s the Idiot Family (Idiot is capitalized so it’s a proper noun). It could have been any one of the Idiots.
      Mamma Idiot, Papa Idiot or any of the Idiot children.

      The reward remains unclaimed.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 6:19 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Kev Orng

      or to paraphrase Dark Helmet: I knew it! I’m surrounded by Idiots!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Mishee bang

      Kev, I am pretty sure Dark Helmet was surrounded by assholes…

      Now, Dr. Evil, on the other hand, is surrounded by frickin’ idiots…!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   Kev Orng

      You’re right, but I was paraphrasing Dark Helmet, so I can mangle it to fit the context with no remorse!

      Dr. Evil may have been surrounded by frickin idiots, but they were idiots by profession, not by blood.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   Canthz_B bang

      Professional idiots! LOL
      Does that comment belong here or on the Cranky Server thread?! ROTFL

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.7   Mishee bang

      Point taken Kev.

      I just like any excuse to quote Dr. Evil myself… or Dark Helmet for that matter…

      They are two of my most favorite villains in movie history…

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.8   Sarah bang

      I’d rather be surrounded by sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.9   Shane

      Maybe Kev was quoting the ‘not premium cable’ dubbed over version.

      His mouth said assholes, but his voice said idiots.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 5:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.10   Mark bang

      My favorite dub:

      This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
      instead of
      This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

      The Big Lebowski

      Jul 10, 2008 at 5:34 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.11   lieberhaeschen

      This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

      when I saw this I laughed so hard it hurt.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 9:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.12   Jojo

      I love you for that can i send you 250 dollars

      Jul 11, 2008 at 2:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   gingerE

    Lesson 5 of PARENtiNG 101: Bonding with your son by shooting paintBALLS together.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Canthz_B bang

      Lesson 6 of PARENTING 101: Teach your children not to name-call by calling your neighbor and his progeny idiots.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 7:58 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   anglophile bang

      Lesson 7 of PARENtING 101: Teach appropriate and effective methods of conflict resolution, such as posting crazy signs in your yard.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Quite Contrary

      Lesson 8 of PARENtING 101: Demonstrate the importance of education through consistent use of proper spelling and grammar.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   secondsout bang

    Maybe he meant that his animus towards these paintballers will remain?

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   zombieBlanco bang

    As I reread the Burma Shave signs, I’m beginning to get an inkling of the impetus to shoot paint at the door in the first place: uppity neighbors that think they’re all that, but are really just assholes.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:36 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   secondsout bang

      If I were the kid with a paintball, i’d be tempted to aim for the windows next time.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 7:38 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   zombieBlanco bang

      even money that each of those signs is splattered by morning

      Jul 9, 2008 at 7:44 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   bellabeastie

      I’m In. Done. I’ll go double or nothing that it’s the signs and then some.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 11:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Quite Contrary

      One teeny tiny correction, zb. Asspandas, not assholes.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:04 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   zombieBlanco bang

      :wink: QC-

      Aside from Oxford Drama, I try avoid catchphrases that are more than a day or two old.

      love,
      Dustin

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:20 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   secondsout bang

    So wait, crappy parents are greater than bozo kids? I don’t understand.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:37 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   aaa

      Well, adults tend to have more mass than children. So on a whole, yes, it makes sense that crappy parents are greater than bozo kids and caring parents are greater than nice kids. But how do niceness and crappiness affect the equation? Will very nice kids be greater than crappy parents?

      Jul 9, 2008 at 8:01 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Sarah bang

    Upon rereading the note, I couldn’t help but notice the interesting melange of capital and lowercase letters. Did someone forget to take Alphabet 101?

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Canthz_B bang

    Shouldn’t that be:

    Caring parents >Crappy parents

    Very nice kids>Bozo kids?

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:46 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Sarah bang

      I think I figured it out. The sign writer was trying to make arrows, i.e. crappy parents ==> bozo kids. But the sign writer was an idiot and also an asspanda, and therefore failed.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:20 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Canthz_B bang

    There really is nothing worse than an artificial parent, you know.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:52 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   dp

    Somebody is not being very strict with his/her strict inequalities.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Tom

      I couldn’t help noticing the use of inequalities when the strict equals sign would have been more appropriate. Maybe a basic math class could be included.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Al

      What the sign in TRYING to say is that the crocodiles go for the parents. Every time.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:17 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Wade bang

    Note Writer ≡ Idiot

    Jul 9, 2008 at 7:59 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Joe bang

      I would have thought that Idiot is a set.
      i.e., Note Writer is in Idiots

      (Darn thing won’t show the element symbol.)

      Jul 10, 2008 at 8:06 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Sarah bang

      Do you really think the note writer grasps the concept of a set?

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Mark bang

      Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, ng-bwui, that the sign poster has stumbled into… the paintball dimension.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   Wade bang

      Joe

      were you going for Note Writer ∈ Idiots?

      cuz i think that works too. ;)

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   Mark bang

      That should be {Note Writer} ? {Idiots}.
      :P

      Edit:dammit, the symbol didn’t show up right!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   Mark bang

      Dammit, the ? “element of” symbol didn’t show up right! Argh!

      Edit: Mark FAIL. I’ll shut up now.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.7   Canthz_B bang

      {Idiots} ∋ {Note Writer}

      Jul 10, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.8   Joe bang

      Wade: Yes, that’s exactly what I was going for! It looked fine in the text window, but wouldn’t show up in HTML, at least the way I was doing it. :)

      Jul 10, 2008 at 7:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.9   Wade bang

      That’s weird, Joe. I used the numeric code (#8712) instead of isin. WordPress can be a little, um, touchy. :P

      Jul 10, 2008 at 7:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.10   Joe bang

      Didn’t know the code, so I found the symbol on the Wikipedia page and copy-pasted it. No surprise it didn’t work that way.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 8:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   aaa

    Ah, never mind. Can’t read.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 8:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   se

    How stupid is it to put your phone number on your front lawn?

    Jul 9, 2008 at 8:06 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   aaa

      Well, as was discussed in a previous PA note, signs on your front lawn are the historical incarnation of providing the public with two much information about ourselves. Many of us may not remember a time without Myspace, LiveJournal, or Facebook, but this, in addition to tenting your house to exterminate termites, is what the Neanderthals did when they had something t hey wanted to share with the world.

      Why put your phone number on your front lawn, you ask? Well se, the human mind is designed to withhold information from others as a form of protection. This defense mechanism is very ancient indeed; the fossil record shows that it shows up in our earliest human ancestor, Homo habilis. After lying and deceiving all day, the human mind needs release. We are driven to release the truth in an environment we find “safe.” In our minds, this roughly translates to anonymous. As such, a great many of us air our dirty laundry in the seemingly anonymous environment of the internet. This is why we can find millions of blogs and social networking profiles that detail everything from fun day trips and crappy coworkers to movie reviews and details of sex lives. Unfortunately, many are falsely lulled into a sense of security by the internet, causing them to either let some very personal details slip, such as phone numbers, names, and photos, or to post information that is offensive to someone in their meatspace that is aware of their online enclave.

      This person is engaging in the Paleolithic practice of voicing their opinions on cardboard. Either this person is an experimental archaeologist who is attempting to learn more about ancient man or this person is displaying some sort of atavistic trait, or, in a sense, devolving. Usually these archaeologists are arrogant pricks and cannot allow themselves to fully embrace these “barbaric” practices, forcing them to use modern conventions such as correct spelling and capitalization. Thus, the sign-writer has obviously reverted to a more animalistic and primitive state, shown by the refusal to use such modern devices as computers, the internet, and printers. This atavistic trait is somewhat comparable to humans with tails or fur-like body and face hair. However, use cardboard signs go more deeply than these superficial traits to the very core of the affected person’s psyche.

      In short se, this person is an idiot.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm   rating: 31  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   PANU bang

      “meatspace”

      :lol:

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:28 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   aaa

      Did I seriously write “two much” instead of “too much”? *headdesk*

      Jul 9, 2008 at 10:16 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   bellabeastie

      This comment gave me a headache.

      Now I’m gonna have nightmares about Paleolithic atavists with tails and fur-like bodies armed with Sharpies, cardboard, and poor parenting and spelling skills.

      Could make Bozo look like your dream date.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 10:51 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   bellabeastie

      Unless he is a devolving experimental archeologist. With a Ferrari.

      Then, maybe. But I doubt it.

      I do have standards you know.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 11:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   aaa

    Why is the sign-writer so sure that the mystery paintballer is a crappy child with crappy parents? The only reason I can think of is that in the state of Florida, it’s illegal for crappy children with good parents, drunk high schoolers and college students (under their own free will and not that of their parents), and mischievous senior citizens to possess paintball guns and accessories.

    I’ll bet $100 that the door was shot by a group of seniors out on a day trip. Studies show that those bastards are full of more vim and vigor than ever before.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 8:18 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   ALA bang

      Studies also show that the vim and vigor (and by that I mean viagra) are leading to more STDs among the oldsters. (Rock on Grams & Gramps!!)
      Perhaps the syphillus is causing Gramps to go hog-wild & shoot paintballs at his asshole kid’s door? Seriously, once you stick them in the home, your door is fair game.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 11:15 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   amy d bang

    Name the idiot is my favorite game show.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 8:19 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   secondsout bang

      I’ll take George W. Bush for $500, please!

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:22 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   aaa

      Aw, you can do better than that, secondsout.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 10:18 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   Al

      I choose Al, for $250. I love Name the Idiot, because if I’m wrong, I’m right!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    Sign posting neighbor ≅ Idiot neighbor

    Jul 9, 2008 at 8:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Delurker

    “People in glass houses shouldn’t cast paintballs.”
    ~anomous

    Jul 9, 2008 at 8:48 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   kat

      see also: people who live in glass houses should make out in the basement…..

      Jul 10, 2008 at 5:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   kat

      well…everyone except Graham, of course

      Jul 10, 2008 at 5:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Lisa

    Upon closer review of the signs, I don’t think his door was shot with a paintball, but rather, his door was shot with a pain + ball.

    What I want to know is how his door was able to convey the pain it was feeling after being hit with a pain & and a ball.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 8:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   secondsout bang

      Maybe the pain was caused by a shot in the balls. That would hurt!!

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   AuntyBron

      That’s one way to ring his bell.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   secondsout bang

    I wish to remain “anomous.” See, sir, the person who shot paint at your door was, umm, RunBarbara. I swear! My $250, please!

    *runs away quickly with fistful of cash*

    Jul 9, 2008 at 9:08 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   park rose bang

      Or should that be linked to the comment about pain and ball above, S’out. I’ll leave it to you guys to run with it.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   ALA bang

      If you wish to anomously report RunBarbara, please see Casey in HR.

      THX,
      Sandra

      ;)

      Jul 9, 2008 at 11:18 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   bellabeastie

      Best advice — score some dark chocolate in the vending machine while it lasts. There seems to be some pregnant woman all over that shit. Or not.

      Go for it. Don’t bother Casey — she’s way too busy finding the bathroom key and fending off TNX SANDRA. Save yourself, leave your keys on the stairs with a contact number. And don’t worry about the hats. We can hook you up. It’s all good.

      P.S. Please wash the dishes you left in the back bathroom before you go. Otherwise I may throw them out the window on your car. :) heart you 4-Ever !!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:05 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   Lisa

      Do you suppose the pregnant woman faked giving birth to go to this peson’s house and spray the door with paintballs as he is the owner of said vending machine?

      Jul 10, 2008 at 9:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.5   Canthz_B bang

      You wouldn’t be “anomous” for long. RunBarbara is Casey in HR! ;-)

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.6   ALA bang

      Hence the comment, CB…hence the comment. :lol:

      Jul 10, 2008 at 4:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   park rose bang

    C’mon already with the greater than, less than comments. HTML’s a bitch to get right on cardboard. ;)

    Jul 9, 2008 at 9:11 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Sarah bang

      Can’t be HTML. I’m pretty sure this type of sign writer would be going for and .

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   James

    I too wish to remain enormous, ah, anomous.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   JPav

      I believe the word you are searching for is ‘amorous’ :)

      Jul 10, 2008 at 8:54 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   agirlie

    So this is what happened to the childern.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 9:40 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   SomeGuyWhoNeverComments bang

    Excuse me?!? What? You want one flaming bag of dog shit your porch? Coming right up!

    Jul 9, 2008 at 11:27 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   SomeGuyWhoNeverComments bang

      And, further, if these punk-apple-bozo kids are good enough marksmen to hit your front door with an inaccurate paintball gun, what do you think they can do with their crappy-idiot dad’s hunting rifle?

      I’ll laugh when I see your house on the news surrounded by yellow police tape, you Florida-fuck.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 11:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   AuntyBron

      Hey, SomeGuy, Leave two – they’re small.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Kev Orng

      Aunty Bron, could that possibly be a reference to the film Butcher Boy? I’m impressed.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   morpho aurora bang

    is there such a thing as a partial idiot? unless you run over the idiot with the lawnmower and lose a few pieces

    the sign maker should just be happy they got the door closed before the little bastards got a shot off! after the neighborhoodlums see these signs the maker better not take out the trash after dark for a while

    Jul 9, 2008 at 11:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Mishee bang

    Crappy Parents…. Bozo Kids

    Caring Parents…. Very Nice Kids

    Sybil alone in the house with some posterboard and a magic marker…. Priceless.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 11:37 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   maytagman

    Hmm, you know what I just figured out? This site is not as interesting when you visit everyday. Definitely an every-once-in-awhile kind of place. People are TRYING TOO HARD to be funny on here.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 12:49 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   zombieBlanco bang


      *Did the maytagman just lose interest in the project?*

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:20 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   Canthz_B bang

      I hope so.

      Not every note lends itself very easily to really good humor. I guess maytagman thought we were supposed to be professional comedians…or magicians and entertain him each and every day without fail.

      Sometimes, like with these pix, I just look at it and say “I’ve got nothing!”

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:57 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.3   claw71 bang

      I suppose I’d rather have people trying too hard to be funny than people going out of their way to be pricks.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 8:27 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.4   anglophile bang

      I think the problem here is that this note does not lend itself to mentioning five or six times that you have your own washer and dryer. Better luck next note, maytagman.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 9:01 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.5   se

      sometimes people being pricks is as amusing as people being funny.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 9:54 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.6   GhostWriter bang

      maytagman, you aren’t digging deep enough.

      There are at least a few comments per note that will make you smile. Those are the ones you should “thumbs-up”. The gratified author will then become bolder and comment more often. It is the best way of shaping the commentary.

      Unfortunately, I can offer no explanation for the odd occurrence of some plainly mediocre notes garnering extremely high ratings. I suspect somebody has found a way to game the system. If there truly has been no vote tampering, a good Master’s thesis might be to explore the link between commentary content and ratings. I certainly have no idea how it works.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 10:04 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.7   park rose bang

      I hear that GhostWriter’s quite funny. Though he’s almost as much an attention whore as Nadia :mrgreen:

      Jul 10, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.8   GhostWriter bang

      Please reread my business card. It’s not spelled “attention whore”.

      It’s, “attentionaire“.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.9   Mishee bang

      I could’ve sworn that you fancied yourself the world’s first Analyst/Therapist…

      This was the business card I received from you!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.10   GhostWriter bang

      I harbor no fancy that I was first.

      Msr. McDougal had already demonstrated his prowess way back when I was an altar boy.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 11:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.11   park rose bang

      Drat, GW! Foiled again by the silent “wh”.

      A little known fact for the whitegoods man: There used to be a silent ‘w’ in front of the word anchor, too.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 11:31 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.12   AuntyBron

      And yet, you’re not one of them.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.13   Canthz_B bang

      I know what you mean about the ratings, GW.
      A few good thumbs-ups can be inspiring.
      I still don’t get the magic formula to getting really high ratings though.
      I thought the “Idiot Family” (play on Dave Chappelle’s Niggar Family) would be great, but alas…

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.14   Kev Orng

      I like this site because, funny or not, it’s one of the few comments sections where the commenters aren’t trying to tear each other apart.

      Well, they do, but it seems to be out of love.

      Plus, there’s always Ooompa Loompa songs in the comments.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.15   park rose bang

      I try not to be, Aunty Bron. But I was. You’re right, it was a shitty comment. *sigh* The inner snark has been sent to the dunce’s corner.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 7:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   Ryan

    Poor Spelling > Shitty Sign Writing

    Jul 10, 2008 at 1:34 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Ryan

    The Door Sez: Those paintballs were Fucking Delicious!

    Jul 10, 2008 at 1:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   snee

      unitard up, ryan!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 4:02 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   karla

      Actually – ALA has it for the next several hours
      (see 24.2). Ryan’s name will now be on the waiting list for next availability.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 9:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Dennis bang

    In fairness, the sign poster was handcuffed by draconian laws against shooting at said punk kids, so he or she had to make do as best they could.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 4:01 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   tropicalwave bang

    Should have TP’d the house…

    Jul 10, 2008 at 5:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   Bunnee

      Judging this person by the signs they make, the TPing will happen sooner or later. Unless they take out the mailbox with a baseball bat, first.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.2   Cowgirlgraphics

      That’s what we did when I was a kid …. much harder to remove than water-based paintball shmear on aforementioned front door.

      :::sighs::: those were the days.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Molly

    I think I met this guy; a crotchety old man walked by my house the other day when a van of kids drove by and air horned his ass. Pretty damn funny if you ask me. Anyways, he stopped and ranted to me about how they drive around all day doing that while paintballing houses, cars, and “hobos”.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 6:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Brian

    Who is the real idiot here? Once again someone whose property has already been attacked has chosen to provoke the attackers.

    It seems like one simple “Is that all you’ve got?” sign would have been just as effective.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 7:09 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   claw71 bang

    Nobody likes an idiot child but these notes are not accurate. The equations cited in the signs are faulty. Crappy parents are not necessarily greater than bozo kids. You have to consider the exponential values of intelligence, judgment and morality before you can draw such a conclusion. In the dad=idiot theory, this poster did not show his work. How did he account for the factor of whoring mother? What about drug addled siblings, incompetent teachers and pederast pedophilic uncles?

    I’m very disappointed in this effort. I expect more from somebody willing to teach parenting classes.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 8:25 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   Gowler

      That’s how he gets ya. He offers the 10 basic classes for free but to get into the really interesting or advanced coursework, you have to shell out some dough.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   schrodingersduck bang

    What happens if the parents are crappy because they are too caring? Do you get a bunch of very nice bozo kids? Is this the origin of Tim Nice but Dim?

    Jul 10, 2008 at 8:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Mung Bean

    Actually, I give the writer credit here. In a fit of rage, you’d think he would’ve blanketed these signs with “idoit.”

    The fact that “anomous” is the only egregious spelling error has got to be worth something.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 8:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   JPav

    Oooooh!! I love a “name the idiot” contest! I pick Tim.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 8:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   xindi

    Dad, you can take the signs down now. I shot the paintball.

    Luv,

    Son Little Idiot

    Jul 10, 2008 at 10:15 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   GhostWriter bang

    For the Ramones fans out there (and with hopes of winning maytagman’s favor…)

    Well the front door’s all shot up- I’m ready to blow!
    I’m ready to blow now…
    They’ve shot my shutters
    and they’re going to attack my sweet Corolla.

    Oh, why can’t they behave?
    His parents failed to raise
    well-mannered children; really dropped the ball
    Oh yeah, oh yeah…

    Jesus, Dad! they’re punk ‘ballers
    Keep ‘em off- my porch rocker!
    See how it’s their drunk father’s fault?

    Jesus, Dad! they’re punk ‘ballers
    Keep ‘em off- my porch rocker!
    See how it’s their drunk father’s fault?

    Well he’s a bad, bad, a bad apple
    bad bad, a bad apple
    bad bad, a bad apple
    bad bad, a bad apple

    Well his kids are all messed up; they’re idiots too
    They’re idiots too, now
    They’ve got their airguns
    And they’re going to destroy my signs, I know-ho..
    They need some parenting
    I’d take their guns away
    Did I just hear you tell me, “Go To Hell”??
    Oh yeah? OH YEAH??

    Jesus, Dad! they’re punk ‘ballers
    Keep ‘em off- my porch rocker!
    See how it’s their drunk father’s fault?

    Jesus, Dad! they’re punk ‘ballers
    Keep ‘em off- my porch rocker!
    See how it’s their drunk father’s fault?

    Well he’s a bad, bad, a bad apple
    bad bad, a bad apple
    bad bad, a bad apple
    bad bad, a bad apple

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:02 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   Gowler

      I was expecting a rendition of “Beat on the Brat”. Nice work though.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 12:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   claw71 bang

    As Don bitterly wiped the water soluble dye from his door he fumed over the state of parenting these days. “Damn Liberals,” he muttered to himself as he squeezed the sponge.

    Damn Liberals indeed. For little did Don know that the culprit who errantly shot his door with a pink paint ball was none other than little Eric Masterson, a boy who suffered from autism. A boy who, back in Don’s days, would have been dismissed as an idiot and shuffled off to an asylum.

    Thanks to so-called liberal initiatives like special needs education and mainstreaming Eric Masterson was able hone socialization skills and learn tasks most people with autism could never comprehend. In fact, the gun that propelled the paint ball that temporarily stained Don’s door was one the Eric created.

    You see, while Eric struggled with traditional learning mechanisms like text books, he did have an uncanny ability to see physical objects in pieces. So one day while he was at the park playing in the sand the sound of paint ball guns drew his attention and the machinations of his mind focused on how they were built.

    These blueprints became and obsession with Eric and he immediately set about building his own paint ball gun with parts from around the house. He stripped apart the new Dyson cyclonic vac, borrowed copper tubing from the plumbing and fashion his own paint ball out of corn starch, sugar and Easter egg dye. When Eric fired that gun he had no idea where it was pointed, those issues were of no concern to a boy with autism. He was only watching to see if the components he’d assembled worked.

    Eric never meant to fire on Don’s door and he would had happily admitted to the offense if only Eric was capable of reading and talking.

    Still, Don was the victim here and even though his door was clean after just a few light passes with a damp sponge, the scar of being targeted by vandal would haunt him forever. It didn’t matter if Eric was destined to become an important inventor, eventually creating a surgical device that could perform emergency heart bypasses without cutting the skin. It didn’t matter that in a few years Don would owe his life to that device. His door had been violated and he would not rest until there was blood. The blood of an idiot.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   Nathan

      Can I terminate my mebership in the Claw fanclub? This is too long. YAWN.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.2   Mishee bang

      Sorry Nathan, it’s kind of like Hotel California – “you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”

      Actually, I would be more than happy to take your membership card, but the annual dues are NOT refundable…

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.3   Canthz_B bang

      Nathan, if you put the paintball gun away for a few minutes, claw’s short story is a pretty quick and funny read. ;-)

      BTW, nice touch of political commentary there as well.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.4   KittyKat

      Mishee, I’m surprised you let Nathan join the fanclub in the first place. When did the membership application review become so lax?

      ** KittyKat whispers, “Was there a bribe involved?”**

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.5   Mishee bang

      Well, he has the same name as the place in Coney Island that has the annual Hot Dog Eating Contest (once again the crown was claimed by a South Bay resident… whoop whoop… take that little shimmying Japanese dude!) and that made me think of “hot dogs” which in turn made me think of snakes… which in turn…well… you see where I am going with this Kat?

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.6   Mung Bean

      Hot damn, claw. You are a national treasure.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.7   pistola

      what’s the san jose guy’s name? all I remember is it totally fits him.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.8   KittyKat

      LOL, Mishee. Your mind always goes there . . . although, really, I don’t know anyone here who ISN’T always dreaming about claw’s python.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.9   Mishee bang

      pistola: Joey Chestnut of San Jose, CA (S.J. is about 3 miles from my city) and he beat out the little Japanese guy who had the Title (last year) for like, 6 or 8 years, Takeru Kobayashi.

      Kat: you know me too well.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.10   se

      That’s allright. I’ll pick up Nathan’s mebership.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 4:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.11   PANU bang

      I’ll take Nathan’s membership, as well. Meh, who needs him?

      Jul 10, 2008 at 8:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #45   bigtime loser

    The T’s look like inverted crosses. Can the note writer also be making some pagan statement about holy war?

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   park rose bang

      Well, in the case of the Bushes, did the apple fall far from the tree?

      Jul 10, 2008 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.2   Canthz_B bang

      In their case it’s a lemon from a lemon tree.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.3   Mark bang

      Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat…

      (note that the Bushes are neither “sweet” nor “pretty.”)

      Jul 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.4   redsox rock

      I was thinking more shit from a shit tree… but lemon sounds much more pretty… and really no such thing as “shit trees” but you get the general idea.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 4:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   claw71 bang

    Or Bob Marley:

    I shot the door
    Because my father is an idiot…

    All the doors in my hometown
    are colored like a clown
    The signs all say it was me
    but the blame is on my daddy

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Timo

    Your Dads an idiot
    he wears a unitard.
    Now you punk kids
    get outta my yard!

    Burma Shave

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:24 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Mldjstd bang

    Because I grew up learning to read from left to right, I initially read these as….

    the tree ! son
    your = idiot little
    dad idiot

    remain 813
    anomous

    10 lessons class (the ‘free’ part really screwed me up)

    crappy bozo
    parents kids
    caring very nice
    parents kids

    And punk in quotation marks. What did sign writer actually mean by that ?

    * As a side note, I just heard yesterday that our beloved Bozo passed away last week. RIP, Larry

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   AuntyBron

    I met Bozo once. He didn’t seem crappy at all. In fact I thought he was very nice, although he was a bit clownish. He let me play with his hula-hoop.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 12:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   kat

    Now….didn’t Bozo just die? Izzit a coincidence here by any chance hmm?

    Jul 10, 2008 at 12:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #50.1   Kev Orng

      Yes, Bozo the Clown died a week ago today.

      A goddamn mime got him.

      I heard he had a silencer on his paintball gun.

      Edit: To clarify, the mime had the silencer. Bozo’s paintball gun goes “honk, honk!”

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #50.2   secondsout bang

      She never told me she was a mime…

      Jul 10, 2008 at 6:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #51   claw71 bang

    It should be Idiot Parents=BOGO Kids…you don’t expect idiot spawn to fetch retail prices, do you?

    Jul 10, 2008 at 1:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #51.1   Canthz_B bang

      LOL, I was going to use “spawn” yesterday but went with “progeny” instead.

      Get out of my dreams, claw! :lol:

      Jul 10, 2008 at 1:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #52   kclicquot bang

    Finally, the real reason Graham need not apply!

    Jul 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Sheepish bang

    Back in High School Matt was the coolest boy in his class. All the boys wanted to have his prowess on the football field and all the girls wanted him to ask her to the Monthly Sock Hop.
    One day after class Matt was hanging out behind the bleachers with his best buddy Steve. They were chatting about football and the killer English test that Matt had failed.
    After a break in the conversation Matt got up the nerve to confess to his best friend that he wanted to be ‘intimate’ with him. Steve punched him in the face and ran away.
    The rest of the year was torture for Matt, always wondering when his secret would get out.
    He resolved to never give in to his natural urges again and married the first girl he knocked up.
    Later in life, still living in the same town, he is a miserable, middle aged man. Steve lives down the street and still gives him judgmental looks whenever they have to be at social functions with their families.
    One day Matt comes home from his gas station attendant job to find his door splattered with paintballs.
    “Must be Steve’s damn kid, I know he got him a paintball for his birthday last week. My kid won’t shut up about how we can’t afford the nice things like Steve’s family!”
    In his sexually frustrated rage Matt made up signs to point out to Steve that he won’t be pushed around like that anymore.
    Really, Matt just wants to be loved.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 2:38 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   MJ

    Love the use of the greater than and less than signs in the last sign.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 3:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Paintball "Punk"

    I’m claiming this name as my own.

    So > there

    Jul 10, 2008 at 3:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #55.1   Mishee bang

      Well “Punk” (I see you have never been to prison, you would never volunteer to be called that if you have!) – I suggest you Register it and get punctuated then you won’t have to worry about someone else taking it…

      Duh.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 6:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #55.2   Punky Punkster

      Was that a sneer of elitism I saw, Mishee? I guess my taunt, “I see you’ve never been to Switzerland…” is old hat. Now, it’s prison time that earns you cred. It’s so much more important than a job these days.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #56   KittyKat

    Name the Idiot sounds like a contest I would totally enter. I want to name the idiot RALPHY, but I think Mishee has dibs on that, so I’ll choose Crabapple Annie.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 3:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Shane

    One thing I love about this blog is that I get so wrapped up in reading the tangential comments, that I forget what the PAN was in the first place.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 5:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   tropicalwave bang

    Wait, did he really get paintball’d or is he just trying to get attention. Like the little man we had up our street. We would yell at us for being on his lawn but if we weren’t there he looked sad and forlorned..

    We should all go paintball his house. Lets make a little old man happy.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 8:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Elena

    I’ve never in my life seen someone mix up the greater than symbol with the equal symbol.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 3:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Potty Mouth

    Maybe it was the parent whom shot the door of a whiney ass neighbor! Can probably identify the perp by the “my kid beat up your honor student” bumper sticker on the back of his or her old beat up chevy.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Becky

    Wow, I wonder how much this guys spent on the materials for his notes!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 3:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Cathy C

    Yet another contender for the Darwin awards.

    Jul 12, 2008 at 11:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   TheMaskedAvenger

    A HA HA HA!!! Oh… That’s great lol. I mean it’s kind of stupid to shoot someone’s door with a paintball gun but don’t you think the receiving end is overreacting just a tad?

    Jul 13, 2008 at 6:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Loki Synistar

    “Now I’m gonna have nightmares about Paleolithic atavists with tails and fur-like bodies armed with Sharpies, cardboard, and poor parenting and spelling skills.”

    great that’s just the image i needed to go along with MY nightmares of pandas with paintball guns and lawn signs held like protest signs

    Jul 15, 2008 at 4:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   Anonymouse

    Why didn’t he just set up cams in his windows to catch the culprit in the act next time? I’m seriously waiting for people to do that to my 14 year old nephew, then I’ll laugh my ass off when he gets hauled off to juvie. I mean, first of all, committing vandalism in your own neighborhood = stupid. Doing so repeatedly to the same houses = extra stupid. It would truly be epic lulz if someone waited up for him, then tazered the brat.

    Jul 15, 2008 at 7:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
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  • #67   @vaginacology

    Damn, wish I had seen this earlier, I need a paintballer in Tampa for our team and it sounds like she has good aim

    Apr 14, 2010 at 11:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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