Comments on: Sheena is a paintballer

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Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:45:03 +0000

[...] Paintball punk is playing at my house (my house) [...]

By: @vaginacology

@vaginacology — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:18:49 +0000

Damn, wish I had seen this earlier, I need a paintballer in Tampa for our team and it sounds like she has good aim

By: get your “nozzle” off my “hose”

get your “nozzle” off my “hose” — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:50:31 +0000

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By: KT

KT — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:23:04 +0000

Funnily enough, the biggest fuckups I know all have the nicest parents on Earth.

Who would have thought it?

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:43:13 +0000

Why didn’t he just set up cams in his windows to catch the culprit in the act next time? I’m seriously waiting for people to do that to my 14 year old nephew, then I’ll laugh my ass off when he gets hauled off to juvie. I mean, first of all, committing vandalism in your own neighborhood = stupid. Doing so repeatedly to the same houses = extra stupid. It would truly be epic lulz if someone waited up for him, then tazered the brat.

By: Loki Synistar

Loki Synistar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:33:07 +0000

“Now I’m gonna have nightmares about Paleolithic atavists with tails and fur-like bodies armed with Sharpies, cardboard, and poor parenting and spelling skills.”

great that’s just the image i needed to go along with MY nightmares of pandas with paintball guns and lawn signs held like protest signs

By: Gez

Gez — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:23:37 +0000

One of the first things I saw too.

By: TheMaskedAvenger

TheMaskedAvenger — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:41:16 +0000

A HA HA HA!!! Oh… That’s great lol. I mean it’s kind of stupid to shoot someone’s door with a paintball gun but don’t you think the receiving end is overreacting just a tad?

By: Cathy C

Cathy C — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:07:58 +0000

Yet another contender for the Darwin awards.

By: Becky

Becky — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:51:03 +0000

Wow, I wonder how much this guys spent on the materials for his notes!

By: Potty Mouth

Potty Mouth — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:28:54 +0000

Maybe it was the parent whom shot the door of a whiney ass neighbor! Can probably identify the perp by the “my kid beat up your honor student” bumper sticker on the back of his or her old beat up chevy.

By: Punky Punkster

Punky Punkster — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:07:54 +0000

Was that a sneer of elitism I saw, Mishee? I guess my taunt, “I see you’ve never been to Switzerland…” is old hat. Now, it’s prison time that earns you cred. It’s so much more important than a job these days.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:13:18 +0000

Didn’t know the code, so I found the symbol on the Wikipedia page and copy-pasted it. No surprise it didn’t work that way.

By: park rose

park rose — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:41:02 +0000

I try not to be, Aunty Bron. But I was. You’re right, it was a shitty comment. *sigh* The inner snark has been sent to the dunce’s corner.