So many questions

July 10th, 2008 · 185 comments

What kind of objectionable trash do you suppose is being disposed of in these bins? (Half-eaten curries? Yesterday’s Times?) How many hours of company time did the sign’s designer spend on this full-color laminated masterpiece? What is that comma doing there? and how, exactly, how are these bins to be monitored?

No trash in feminine hygiene bins. The misuse of these bins will now be monitored, and reported to management.

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185 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zombieBlanco bang

    Bathroom Monitor Wanted: Must be comfortable with strange smells, sounds, drug use, gay knocking codes and vomiting in urinals. Previous experience as an elementary school hall monitor a plus.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:32 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   PandoraWilde

      Will this position have benefits, such as getting to keep any money that accidentally winds up in gross places like feminine hygiene bins?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 3:42 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Burghardt

      Question for zB: Why are there urinals and feminine hygiene bins in the same bathroom? Is this a designated transgender bathroom?

      Jul 12, 2008 at 5:58 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Canthz_B bang

      In case the men file a discrimination suit siting the fact that the women get to have a bathroom monitor and the men don’t have one, this bathroom monitor position will require the monitor to “make rounds” .
      Urinal experience is therefore a job requirement.

      Jul 12, 2008 at 9:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Canthz_B bang

      Not “siting”, “citing”.

      I read that all weekend and it just now popped out at me! :-o

      Jul 13, 2008 at 8:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Quite Contrary

    What concerns me more is how someone determined that the feminine hygeine bins were being misused in the first place. I know I don’t go snooping around in those things.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:44 pm   rating: 29  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Quite Contrary

    I do not envy the management to whom the misuse is reported.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:45 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   snee

      i do not envy the reporter.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 2:59 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   SarahBelle bang

      Tonight on Channel 12: The economy is crashing because of an abnormally high level of random trash being thrown in feminine product garbage cans in bathrooms. We’ll show you how to create your own P/A note to help curb the problem at 6 with Sandra.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 3:17 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Uh Huh

      My new boss is training his subordinates to not come to him with minor things that he doesn’t need to be involved with by offering really terrible advice whenever they do and insisting they follow it. He’s an otherwise intelligent guy so I definitely think this is a strategy – and what a brilliant strategy it is.

      I’m holding out hope that the person who put up this note received similar that’ll-teach-you-to-bother-me advice.

      Workerbee: People are throwing paper towels in the feminine hygiene disposal bins!
      Boss: Then put up a sign. Laminated sign. Use clipart. Say it is being monitored!
      Wrokerbee: That’s ridicu… *boss makes serious face* … I’ll be at the laminating machine.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:05 am   rating: 35  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   Kev Orng

      Is that Sandra from channel 12 KTHX?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:14 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   Kalieris

      *groan* *snicker*

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Bort

    What kind of sick bastard self-promotes herself as president of the jelly roll patrol?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:17 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Uh Huh

      Oh, that mental picture makes my stomach a little sick.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Mishee bang

      Bort, it would be even worse if the President of the Jelly Roll Patrol is a “He”….

      (on another note, do you have problems finding novelty license plates with your name on it?)

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:10 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   jelloegg bang

      Did you really find a license plate in the feminine disposal?

      Jul 12, 2008 at 12:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Canthz_B bang

    Introducing the new and improved CanCam® .

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:27 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   snee

      more convenient than peeping over the stalls.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 2:56 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    What I want to know most is what could they possibly be doing with the used feminine products that requires that they be separated from other refuse?
    Is there a mad scientist down the block or something? These things aren’t recyclable to my knowledge.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:33 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   j.

      uhh in my experience, the feminine product bins are actually in the stalls, making them more discreet to use instead of taking them with you out of the stall to the regular trashcan.

      i guess they don’t want other trash in them because they’re really small so other trash would be taking up valuable feminine product space.

      maybe they should be emptying them more frequently. i’m sure they’d start smelling funky after a while.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:40 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Canthz_B bang

      The rational in me knows why they don’t want other trash in the small bins…but that wouldn’t make for very many funny comments here, now would it j.? :roll:

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   snee

      being rational is over-rated.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 1:35 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   anglophile bang

      Oh, CB, stop trying so hard to be funny. You know it annoys the maytagman.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 5:12 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   se

      Yes, now you don’t want him to come fix your agitator, do you?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:31 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   jelloegg bang

      I honestly don’t know why I shouldn’t drop other trash in there. I don’t do it because other people don’t.

      Jul 12, 2008 at 12:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    Carol from accounts receivable:

    Mr. Billingsley, I was just looking through the feminine hygiene bins in the Ladies Room and found this half eaten bagel.

    Mr. Billingsley, Sr. VP, Accounting:

    Carol, go wash your hands and then clean out your desk. You’re fired you pervert!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:44 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   octavius

    So that’s what a feminine hygiene bin looks like. Fascinating. At first I thought it was a shredder.

    Now what would happen if you put …..

    Jul 11, 2008 at 1:00 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   secondsout bang

    Well, when you put the feminine hygiene bins in the men’s room, what do you expect?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 1:47 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   secondsout bang

    The PAN Goddess questions the misplaced comma. Management has more questions about the period, apparently.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 1:50 am   rating: 88  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Joe bang

      Maybe the comma is meant to make it read like a newspaper headline — only the writer needed to leave out the “and.”

      “Bin Misuse Will Be Monitored, Reported.”

      I know they do that for the sake of brevity, but I find it to be incredibly awkward. On the plus side, though, it often lets you misread the headline in amusing ways.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 8:17 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   RandyinReno

      Brilliant, seconds! Best comment of the week!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   amazon bang

      I’ll be worried when people start having problems with their colons!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:44 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Burghardt

      colon problems merely require *ass-tricks*

      (it’s a stretch, i know, but i’ve enjoyed mispronouncing the word for years)

      Jul 12, 2008 at 6:06 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   kat

      with friends like those, who needs enemas…

      Jul 14, 2008 at 3:03 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   secondsout bang

    So when you dispose of feminine hygiene products, doesn’t that make them trash? So if you can’t put trash in the feminine hygiene product bins, does that mean you can only put unused ones in? I’m confused!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 1:51 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   secondsout bang

    And by “management,” do they mean, Casey in Human Resources? Hasn’t she suffered enough?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 1:53 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Aims bang

      I just hope they didn’t find any “Big Jobs” in the bin!

      Aug 6, 2008 at 8:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   SarahBelle

    Those feminine hygiene products were fucking delicious.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 2:01 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Shane

    Monitoring huh? They must have that new Tampon Recognition Software. It’s pretty cool. Read a recent article on it:

    Tampon recognition software attaches numerical values to different features, which can then be checked against a database of existing images. As with fingerprints, a match is assumed when a certain threshold of shared values in the two images has been reached.

    Tampon recognition software has been proposed as a potentially useful way to prevent terroristic tampons from making their way unrecognized through airports. However, there are a few major challenges, among them setting up a reference system against which they could be recognized. As security technologist Brook Schneider, points out, “If the biometric is tampon recognition, you can take good pictures of new tampons when they are created and enter them into the system. Evil tampons are unlikely to pose for photo shoots.”

    The 9/11 attacks reduced public resistance to biometric techniques such as tampon recognition software in public places, even those where terrorists are no more likely to show up than anyone else, such as football stadiums.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 2:07 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Mishee bang

      Thank GOD they didn’t use that last month when I went to Iowa! I rolled up some joints and put them in a tampon wrapper (sans tampon) to get through security.

      Worked like a charm.

      Jul 14, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   KMax

    Blood and DNA tests required of everyone upon hiring.

    The women, for the monitoring of the feminine hygiene bins.

    The men, for the monitoring of the soap dispensers.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 2:11 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   snee

      in the good ol’ days you only needed to worry about pee tests for drug use.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 2:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Will It Work

      Erm, but I thought the point was the men generally don’t use said soap dispensers, even if they have pictures of Jesus on them.

      Upon reflection, I would suggest monitoring the use of lotion in the men’s rooms.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   KMax

      I actually almost wrote “lotion” instead of soap, but in my experience, there aren’t many men’s rooms that have lotion. One notable exception: my former workplace, where the possible uses for said lotion were an ongoing joke in my department.

      Jul 12, 2008 at 11:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   TuesdayPillow

      Wait a second, I thought women were scientifically proven to be cleaner than men – therefore, the men would NEVER go near the soap dispensers for any reason whatsoever.

      Jul 13, 2008 at 12:36 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Lo

    If where I work is any indication, some people put used toilet paper in there instead of flushing it. :| NEVER a surprise you want when emptying those things.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 2:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   snee

      bloody awful!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 2:43 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Mishee bang

      Lo – perhaps you need to compose a note.

      Don’t forget to get a picture.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 8:39 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Uh Huh

      but… but… WHHHHHHHHHHHHY!? There is a big, oval flush-enabled hole right next to it for used toilet paper.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   Canthz_B bang

      We discussed why on an earlier note:

      #8.3 tragically mep
      You should get out more! You haven’t lived until you have visited a public washroom with full wastebaskets of used TP.

      Apr 8, 2008 at 2:40 pm rating: 0

      #8.4 secondsout
      Yes, CB, believe it or not. Visit a 3rd world country where the plumbing is not so good, and they’ll ask you to throw the used TP in the trash can, not down the toilet. You might think it’s gross, but it’s not near as gross as the toilet overflowing and flooding your house.

      Apr 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm rating: 0

      #8.5 marcopuffin
      In some countries, you have to put the used toilet paper in a specially placed basket by the side of the toilet

      Apr 8, 2008 at 3:05 pm rating: 0

      #8.6 Wade
      Ah, used TP in the wastebasket. That brings back memories of my time in Central America.

      And you thought vomit in the urinal was unpleasant.

      Apr 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm rating: +1

      Three coins in the fountain to the inventor of “copy & paste”.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   Ewww

      Why the hell don’t people just flush used toilet paper?! That grosses me out… Sadly, I live with someone who decides to put their used toilet paper in the wastebasket (which does not have a top/cover) instead of flushing it down our perfectly capable toilet. Of course, I’m always the one who has to take out the trash so I have to deal with it. (And, no, the person I live with never used to live in a 3rd world country– he’s always lived in the USA.)

      Jul 11, 2008 at 7:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   Quite Contrary

      Have you ever heard of leaving a note? I can’t think of a better message for a batch of pink penises.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 8:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   snee

    this whole thing is a bleedin’ shame.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 2:46 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   xindi

      can’t…help…it. i keep bleedin’, keep keep bleedin’ love.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:08 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   tinkerbell2

      Not just 3rd world countries – most Greek islands require you to put used paper in a bin as the pipes of their plumbing systems are too narrow to take paper. You do get used to it. Obviously it needs to be a bin with a lid..

      Jul 14, 2008 at 8:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   snee

    the pregnant women are putting their milk chocolate candy wrappers in the bins.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 2:51 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Uh Huh

      Well, in their defense, they’re not using it for anything else so I guess they kinda deserve the same space as everyone else – right? Wow, my mind is twisted this morning.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:17 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   amazon bang

      Well, aren’t the preggos puking the big jobs in the “Ladies” Women’s room trash cans?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Neil

    Aside from the obvious. I shiver at the thought of what is being disposed of that warrants misuse of the bins!!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 3:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   César

    I love how they changed it from the average “trash-can” to “bins” so that it made less no-sense

    Jul 11, 2008 at 4:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   mango

      Or, you know, they’re British.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 4:39 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Jim

    Introducing the newly developed Feminine Hygiene Bin Monitor.
    http://i33.tinypic.com/1263g2f.jpg

    Jul 11, 2008 at 7:05 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Joe bang

      “I see what you did there.”

      Jul 11, 2008 at 8:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Tsaiko

      I think this picture needs to be printed out and posted right next to the sign.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:36 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   The Other Leanne

      Ceiling Cat created the note in the first place.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.4   snee

      team ceiling cat!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Aly

    Wow! What a wonderful job! I’m sure they will have thousands of applications.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 7:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   xindi

    Dwight Schrute, what were you doing in the ladies’ room?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 8:43 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   karla

    Sandra, is that you? You should be preparing that Mongolian….. WAIT! Is that where you’re getting the BBQ sauce from??? ewwwww

    Jul 11, 2008 at 8:55 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Lurker

    Due to rampant misuse, the feminine hygiene bins have been removed. Please leave your used feminine hygiene products with Casey in Human Reources.

    THX SANDRA

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:03 am   rating: 44  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Shane

      Lurker gets the Unitard – nah nah nah nah nah!!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   Kate

      Congrats, Lurker! And well done. :)

      Jul 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Aims bang

      I wish to have the bins put back–I made all the chinese hats and egg rolls for the Mongolia BBQ from those little wax bags in the bin. Our pot lucks will suffer from this decision!
      Casey, HR

      Aug 6, 2008 at 8:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Southern Girl

    Sadly, as I have seen TOO many times, most women act like they don’t know that feminine hygiene products go in the feminine hygiene bin and not in the floor. That’s just gross! Imagine what their home bathroom must look like.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   GhostWriter bang

    I would be frightened to work at any place that requires several tampon bins, especially if tossing in a Starbucks cup causes an overflow situation. How many Raggedy Anns are we talking about here? I shudder to think of the daily team meeting that includes three; what if there were a dozen bloody bitches each ready to bite my head off? Screw that; I’m telecommuting.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:25 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   claw71 bang

    Am I the only person getting a little tired of the term “feminine hygiene”? Look, I’m a big fan of the old hoohah, but do we really need a special term for everything maintenance issue down there?

    I love me some snatch but women take those things way too seriously. The concept of the Vagina Monologues still disturbs me. Not because I’m afraid of vaginas in general but because I’m afraid of specific vaginas. Like Paula Poundstone’s. There are things better left unsaid.

    If a chick starts digging around in her panties we call it feminine itching. If her morning once-over didn’t quite do the trick she’s suffering from feminine odor. When guys have to make genital adjustments we’re crude and if we aren’t as attentive as we should be in the shower we’re smelly pigs. How is that fair?

    Look, I’m thrilled that I can pee standing up and I think I would kill myself if I had to download a puddle of gore every month but sometimes I think it would be nice to have my junk zipped up in an overhead compartment when not in use. Do you know what it’s like to ride a bike with these things? Can you imagine the pain of sitting on your own nuts? Do you know what testicular torsion is?

    Periods and pregnancy are torturous facts of life and I won’t pretend I can begin to understand them but the twig and berries aren’t exactly a picnic. As I write this comment I’m struggling to resist the urge to wrangle a wayward testicle back into the underpants from which he escaped. Earlier, I zipped my pants up too quickly and managed to catch a little foreskin in my zipper. Trust me, even for an expert the male equipment is complicated.

    But I digress, I find this note troubling because it makes me wonder what people do with those used tampons and sanitary napkins. Who’s checking those containers to see if other trash gets tossed in there and why? More importantly, what can women possibly be doing in those stalls that would generate a significant amount of non-feminine garbage? These containers are in the stalls, so I would find it hard to believe that candy wrappers and apple cores are being discarded in there.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:28 am   rating: 44  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   TMI

      Dude, I really didn’t need to hear about your foreskin.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:48 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   claw71 bang

      Who said it was my foreskin?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:49 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Cowgirlgraphics

      Thank you Claw for the non-feminine view point.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:57 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   Mishee bang

      claw, you should REALLY watch this movie..

      REALLY.

      and, TMI, around here we love to hear about claw’s foreskin (and any other part of his albino python), so keep your opinions to yourself!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:14 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.5   Kev Orng

      He’s having some masculine issues

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:28 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.6   claw71 bang

      Teeth

      Now that’s what I expected when I went to see the snapping pussy show in Juarez. Instead I watched this 300 pound mamacita shoot ping pong balls out of her flesh canyon. The soggy thwipping sounds still haunt me to this day and I swear the ball that hit Tull in the face stuck for a second before it dropped to the floor.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:36 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.7   Missy

      Yes Claw.. I think you are the only one…i’m all for male hygienic products.. but society seems more concerned with perpetuating the myth that female shit smells like roses…

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.8   KittyKat bang

      So, claw, did you like that little bit of pain this morning?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.9   Nathan

      OK, I’m back on the bandwagon. I love Claw again. I might even want to pet his albino python. Wounded foreskin and all.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.10   claw71 bang

      Sorry Nate, but the python is for the ladies. The only way a guy will touch it is during that casual guy on guy contact that occurs during group sex.

      By the way, are you married? What does your wife look like? Do you have a daughter? Is she at or near your state’s age of consent? How about pets? Do you have any sheep? Goats? Gerbils?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 1:40 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.11   Mishee bang

      Nathan, what makes you think we want you back if you would jump ship so quickly before? Hmmm??

      Jul 11, 2008 at 1:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.12   claw71 bang

      Don’t be so hard on him, Mishee…let’s see if he swings first.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 1:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.13   agatha christie

      “Look, I’m thrilled that I can pee standing up and I think I would kill myself if I had to download a puddle of gore every month but sometimes I think it would be nice to have my junk zipped up in an overhead compartment when not in use.”

      Possible the most astute thing I’ve ever read from a male.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 7:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.14   Burghardt

      Apparently claw (or someone he’s rather close to) is not Jewish. speaking of TMI

      Jul 12, 2008 at 6:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.15   agirlie

      Question: instead of “feminine hygiene” what would be the alternative? With the many forms of blood gathering devices and products what could we call it collectively?
      Blood catchers? Period patrols? That god awful once a month thingy product collector?

      hmmm, thinking……

      Jul 12, 2008 at 4:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   KittyKat

    Monitored? Damn! Now where am I going to hide my drugs and sex toys?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:32 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   GhostWriter bang

    “You see, Carla, in the olden days of the 1980′s, some ladies used Kotex, known as feminine napkins. These women have never gotten used to the “intrusive” feeling of a tampon, and still use Kotex to this day. It’s these huge wads of padding that are causing the problem.”

    “So those aren’t dirty Swiffers in the bins after all?”

    “No, they aren’t. The best we can hope for is that the 40 year olds hit menopause shortly. Then the bins should open up a bit.”

    “80′s chicks sure do a lot of crazy shit, don’t they, Mrs. Carmichael?”

    “Yes they do, Carla. Yes they do.”

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:39 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Timo

    IDIOt MOtHER = IDIOt DAUGHtER
    $250 DOLlAr REWARD FOR HYGIENE BIN TRASH STUFFER
    I know it is you eating your Arby’s BBQ and drinking lattes in there.
    Bullet bandages only, no paint balls.
    you have been warned.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:41 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   GhostWriter bang

    If those bins didn’t look so much like travel coolers, I wouldn’t be stuffing my beers in there every Friday. Last week I nearly gagged on a Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:47 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   claw71 bang

      There’s something fishy about this beer…

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:51 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   Arielemc

    “…download a puddle of gore…”

    Bwahahahahaha!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 9:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   djr

    So it’s NOT okay to put a gum wrapper in there, but it IS okay to put in a bloody wad of cotton a woman pulled out of her most personal of spaces?

    That doesn’t seem right.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 10:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Kev Orng

      beats a bloody wad of gum.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Mark bang

      Or a bloody wad of cum.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   KittyKat

      ewwww . . . Mark!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.4   djr

      cummy wad of gum?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 10:53 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.5   Kev Orng

      Gummy Worm of Fun?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:18 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.6   djr

      Funny Worms of Pun?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.7   claw71 bang

      Foamy Works of Poo?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 1:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.8   Uh Huh

      Ooooh, and there was the line. Yeah, right there. Right before “foamy works of poo” This place is not for those with a visually vivid involuntary imagination and slight nausea.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.9   Mark bang

      Bloody wad of cum is OK though? Cool.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 4:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.10   KittyKat bang

      No Mark, not cool. You need antibiotics for that.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 4:24 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.11   djr

      Goo-y terms for spew?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 5:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Kev Orng

    Luckily, the technology for monitoring bathroom behaviour was developed by Gary Larson and should only need a few modifications to monitor the femibins.

    The relevant Far Side cartoon:
    http://tinyurl.com/6mckxm

    Jul 11, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   park rose bang

    Soy un perdedor

    I’m a misuser baby,
    So why don’t you film me.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 10:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   amazon bang

      ahhh, the 90′s!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Joyful

    So only the misuse of the bins is being monitored? Not the regular use? That’s some advanced technology.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 11:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   amy d bang

      That’s Ms. Use, thank you very much.

      * Hmmph*

      Jul 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Abe Froman bang

    The sign states that “No Trash” should be placed in the bins. Don’t bloody tampons and pads qualify as trash? Should the women just stick em on the wall?

    Also the red “Ghostbuster” logo doesn’t have anything in the center, thus meaning “Do not put nothing in the bin”, so technically everything is allowed in the bin!

    So glad I’m unemployed and don’t have to deal with these confusing rules in the workplace!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 11:57 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   cheesefries

      you’re unemployed?! what happened to being the sausage king of chicago?

      Oct 17, 2008 at 4:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   pistola

    Tiny tampon trash cans should be illegal. When I worked retail it was my job on occasion to clean those foul things out, fucking nasty!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Potty Mouth

    MMMMMMMMM…Jelly Doughnuts! OMG!!! What’s that doing in the FHP bin?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:17 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   pistola

    “Whoever put that three musketeer’s wrapper in with my bloody tampon will pay!!!”

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   Canthz_B bang

      “You got chocolate on my tampon”
      “You got tampon on my chocolate”
      “Mmmm”

      Two great tastes that taste good together!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:23 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   Potty Mouth

      Screw Chocolate Covered Cherry’s I want me some Chocolate Covered Tampon’s!!!

      Jul 11, 2008 at 12:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.3   se

      I’ll have one spread with crunchy peanut butter, then dipped in chocolate

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   Potty Mouth

    You mean that’s not a magazine rack?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   pa gubment stooge bang

    at least they use the bins for something. If I (as a man!) get called one more time to suit up and fish a USED non-flushable feminine product out of the toilet I am going to seal the entire bowl with concrete

    Jul 11, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   claw71 bang

      Or you could just pee on the seat. Apparently that’s the worst thing a guy can do to a woman and they won’t use the restroom until the seat has been cleaned.

      Just don’t try that trick on a dominatrix, you really don’t want that relationship to escalate past boot licking.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 1:45 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   claw71 bang

    Women these days are so lucky and stupid at the same time. Why would you throw your tampon away when there’s an opportunity to sell it for good money on e-bay? All you have to do is claim that you’re a 14 year-old girl and set up an auction. You might want to stimulate bids by submitting a picture of a girl in that age range but even without one you’ll still get some action.

    I’m a guy and I was doing brisk business shipping out bottles of urine to e-pervs but I made the mistake of using a Miley Cyrus publicity photo and I got sued by Bill Ray.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 1:34 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   KittyKat bang

      He was mad you didn’t use the photo of the both of them?

      Jul 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.2   amazon bang

      The post office won’t let you mail bodily fluids. I checked.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 3:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #45   Summer

    TAMPONS ARE FOR FLUSHING!!!! Nothing’s worse than bleeding from your crotch once a month for 5 days than having the blood soaked pon laying at the bottom of the trash, any trash bin!! Pads are another issue alltogther, blood clots get stuck in the dry weave. Who uses those things anymore??!?!?!?!?!!?

    Jul 11, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   secondsout bang

      Sorry, Summer, according to this note, tampons are not to be flushed.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.2   Mishee bang

      Apparently you aren’t supposed to flush prophylactics either!

      (source: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com)

      BTW – I sure hope they aren’t having an overflow of prophylactics in this bathroom trash – but if they are… I wonder if they are hiring.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 4:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.3   Bunnee

      I totally agree about the pad thing, Summer. Why would a woman want to feel a wet, diaper-like thing between her legs (unless she’s INTO that) when all she has to do is use a tampon and FEEL NOTHING! But, if you have old plumbing or bad pipes (no pun intended) you really shouldn’t flush tampons. Just wrap them in a little bit of TP, and no one is the wiser.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 5:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.4   KittyKat bang

      Yeah, no one’s the wiser until your dog finds the rotton, bloody tampons in the trash can and chews them up in the middle of the night, leaving bits of bloody cotton and toilet paper (and freaking Q-tips, what’s the deal with that? My dog LOVES used Q-tips.) from one end of the house to the other, and then proceeds to swallow the freakin’ string, requiring you to take him to the vet for surgery to repair the perforated intestine.

      Team Just Flush It.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 5:36 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.5   Canthz_B bang

      This could get to be as long as the Cranky Server thread if the maxi-pad users take offense!

      Boy, this is gonna be good!

      **rubs hands together** :twisted:

      Jul 11, 2008 at 6:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.6   summer

      No takers?!?! I guess we all ride the cotton pony here.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.7   kate

      team pads. tampons are fucking painful and they leak.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.8   Allison

      you probably aren’t using the right size, they do make different sizes: drip-drip up through flash flood

      Jul 12, 2008 at 1:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.9   amazon bang

      KittyKat, my cats LOVE q-tips as well. Even used ones! Ick!

      Jul 12, 2008 at 2:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.10   Missy

      Team Pads

      Jul 12, 2008 at 2:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.11   reyna ulikba

      Toxic shock syndrome is not for me.
      team pads

      Jul 12, 2008 at 2:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.12   Canthz_B bang

      Tight race.
      Running nearly neck and neck at 4 ‘pons and 3 pads.

      Cast your votes ladies! :-D

      Jul 12, 2008 at 5:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.13   harmonicpies bang

      I sit the fence on the tampons vs. pads vote. No tampon can adequately handle the “big job” of the first few days – and claw, that’s not a puddle of gore, but a flood of gore, like the elevator scene in The Shining – though they are preferable to the nasty wet squishiness of a pad during the next day or so, once things start to slow down a bit. Then, cramming a dry, nearly infinitely expandable, wad of cotton up your hoo-ha is unnecessarily uncomfortable for the spotting and occasional clot-passing of that last couple of days.

      Neither is the perfect solution to a gawdawful situation. Personally, I’m looking forward to eligibility for the Red Hat Society when all this mess will just be an unpleasant memory. If I could get over my aversion to unnecessary medical procedures, I’d have the damn thing removed.

      Team Menopause.

      Jul 12, 2008 at 9:59 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.14   Bunnee

      Team tampon AND Team wrap! I feel horrible for animals that are injured, but there’s also the expense of a Roto-Rooter man or busted pipes and flooding houses to think of, too.

      Jul 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.15   hamburke

      go green and get the DIVA cup! Goes in like a tampon (well, sort of with a little folding and no applicator) and you just dump the blood in the toilet and put it back in… avoid the cotton wad and dri-weave clots

      Jul 13, 2008 at 10:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.16   RunBarbara bang

      Team Open My Legs and Wait for the Seagulls to Come.
      fuck “hygiene” products.

      Jul 13, 2008 at 11:18 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.17   tinkerbell2

      I love RunBarbara. RunBarbara, I love you.

      I know, I know – join the queue.

      Jul 14, 2008 at 8:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #45.18   GhostWriter bang

      In some circles (typically those around the backdoor of a cathouse) they are, in fact, termed “fuck hygiene” products.

      Jul 14, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   Timo

    FHP BIN MANAGER tRAINING FREE!

    Jul 11, 2008 at 3:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   God

    I have read your issues here and given it careful consideration.

    I have decided that I do not care about this. It is too gross!
    Do with your tampons what you wish.
    Now! Go forth and make it so.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #47.1   Quite Contrary

      Dear God: with all due respect, sir, isn’t this kinda sort all your fault? You know, the whole Adam and Eve debacle? If men weren’t so incapable of being alone, perhaps they could have kept their rib, and the modern office wouldn’t have to deal with such things as feminine hygiene bins.

      All the best,
      QC

      PS Looking forward to seeing you next Christmas & Easter
      PPS Say hi to Jesus and the Holy Ghost.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.2   Goddess

      Dear Mortals,

      This problem is entirely of your own making — your adherence to patriarchal Judeo-Christianity has totally messed up your menstrual cycles. When you were worshipping me, women menstruated as regularly as the lunar calendar; now you’ve got more periods than a Hemingway novel.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.3   marcopuffin bang

      O worthy Goddess; thy Rickroll was just mean

      Jul 11, 2008 at 9:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.4   summer

      I really just can’t fucking believe that anyone would really monitor a tampon/pad bin. This note must be a farce, and I am disappointed it got onto the website. if it is real, it is making me lose my faith in human kind and hence, I may just vote for McCain. I really thought I had seen and heard it all but this takes the cake, we need to hear from this manager, I demand an explaination for such idiocy and micro-management! I think we’ve been fooled folks.

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.5   tropicalwave bang

      I am glad you chose to want to disbelieve this and I too would like to believe we have been fooled but after working in customer service for way to long my desire to believe humans are capable of things like this is actually a step up from where I think some of these people are Then on the other hand common sense is a skill that cannot apparently be taught

      Oh and yes there were no periods used because I am afraid of opening one of those bins for fear of what may spring out of there

      Jul 12, 2008 at 6:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #48   Hehe

    Funny… As I was reading this, I got my period. (Mine is very sporadic; I never know when to expect it so it’s always a surprise.)

    Jul 11, 2008 at 11:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #48.1   Quite Contrary

      Funny? Really?

      Jul 12, 2008 at 12:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.2   Missy

      sorry, where’s the joke there?

      Jul 12, 2008 at 2:50 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.3   Hehe

      Sorry, didn’t know every response had to be a joke.

      I just found it odd that my vagina would (unexpectedly) start bleeding as I was reading about feminine hygiene disposal. But I guess that’s not odd at all.

      Jul 13, 2008 at 5:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.4   tinkerbell2

      that is funny. funny peculiar, not funny ha ha. but still funny.

      Jul 14, 2008 at 9:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #49   tropicalwave bang

    I want to know what people were throwing away that caused this note in the first place!!! I mean are we taking out lunches into the john and eating there while taking up space? Oh and apparently they are being monitored because someone (the monitor) obviously said something or posted the note themselves.

    So the new job will be someone standing by the sinks and before you are allowed to leave the bathroom they check the stall for any inappropriate things!!! Wait maybe that isn’t a bad idea.

    Jul 12, 2008 at 6:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #49.1   Aims bang

      I think we need to hire THX SANDRA for this position. She is really the only one with the qualifications to handle such a BIG JOB.
      Casey, HR

      Aug 6, 2008 at 9:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #50   Ryan

    Why this job would be perfect for you Clarice,
    because you’re nothing but poor white trash

    Jul 12, 2008 at 10:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   bob wong

    Okay. I read all the posts & since no one has answered the question that has come up repeatedly, I’ll try. The reason they are complaining about other trash is because the garbage from those bins has to be handled differently. The bloody rags are considered a biohazard, and the trash has to be incinerated or picked up by a company that handles hazardous wastes.

    It is just like in a hospital where they have different trash recepticals for needles & syringes, used medical tubing (IV lines, etc.), sponges and anything else that might have come in contact with blood.

    Most offices don’t have incinerators, so they have to pay a company to pick up the bags of biohazard & dispose of it properly. I guarantee that it costs substantially more than your average garbage service does, so they don’t want regular garbage mixed in, making it cost more.

    BTW–I don’t mean to be a buzz kill, this was a really funny thread. #28 and #28.6 had me laughing until tears ran down my face. I just thought maybe some of you would like to know the reason for keeping the garbage seperate.

    Jul 12, 2008 at 3:04 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #51.1   GhostWriter bang

      Nice going, Bob Wong-
      You’ve ruined it for everybody.

      Jul 14, 2008 at 10:26 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.2   Allison

      I have worked in several offices that have those bins, and they do not give the special trash special treatment. The bag comes out and goes straight into the big trash can. (One was even a biotech company that had a bio-hazard pick-up.)
      Bob – is this required or just suggested? Do you know?

      Jul 14, 2008 at 10:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #52   Soslly

    What I really want to know is…where did they get clipart of a FHB???

    Jul 12, 2008 at 7:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Mari

    Part of my duties as a lifeguard last summer was to clean the bathrooms. I had to empty those bins regularly, and while I don’t care whether or not you put trash in them, I really wish people would put their pads in the bin liner instead of sticking them to the metal. Even with gloves on I don’t want to touch your bloody pads.
    We actually owned a bunch of biohazard bags for band-aids and stuff, because the pool had a first-aid room, but the feminine hygiene products went in the dumpster like the rest of the trash. Our management was pretty cheap, so I guess maybe they just didn’t want to pay for the extra inceration.

    Jul 12, 2008 at 10:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   hungrygrrl

    I think the logical answer is used needles, actually. That’s one thing you don’t want to be surprised by when you’re cleaning a feminine hygeine bin, nor is something that the user would want to tote out to the regular trash bin in the bathroom.

    Jul 13, 2008 at 12:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #54.1   Kate

      If the poster of this bulletin was concerned about used needles in the trash, they should explicitly say “DO NOT DO DRUGS IN THIS BATHROOM!” not “This bin is for bloody fem-rags only”. It leaves the reader sort of shrugging their shoulders.

      Jul 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #54.2   Canthz_B bang

      An insulin syringe is ok then?

      Jul 14, 2008 at 5:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #54.3   Aims bang

      I have always left my allergy syringes in the FHP bin because I thought it would go to be incinerated. Oh my goodness!!! Have I been enabling addicts to plunder the corporate dumpsters for my somewhat clean, only once used syringe? I am surely going to burn in hell now.

      Aug 6, 2008 at 9:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #55   pilgrimchick

    Fabulous use of company time right there.

    Jul 13, 2008 at 2:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #55.1   Quite Contrary

      It’s about as good of a use of company time as the “clear the microwave timer” note. Or the “don’t touch anything on my desk” note. But not as good of a use of time as the “throwing up/mongolian bbq/Casey in HR” diatribes.

      Jul 13, 2008 at 2:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #56   Kate

    Are they just mad that the feminine hygiene bins are overflowing with trash that is not used tampons and kotex? I mean, either way, those things should be emptied on a daily basis because of the stench of used feminine hygiene products. Who cares if the bins get full too fast? Or are the Kotex users just pissed because the bins are so full of extraneous material that their bloody Kotex won’t fit in there? I would like to know, though, what else would you PUT in a Kotex/Tampon bin? Usually those are in the bathroom stall. I can’t imagine people even putting paper towels in there, as those are used at a sink. What else could go in there? Shitty toilet paper? Would someone actually wipe their butt and then throw it in the trash?!?

    Regardless, I want to know what sort of sick fuck has been rifling through the trash to see what sort of variety of refuse is in there. Sickos.

    Jul 14, 2008 at 4:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Kate

    Also…. does the poster of this bulletin think that bloody fem-rags are NOT trash?!? This sign says “NO TRASH in feminine hygiene bins”. Hmmm. Maybe this person is like Howard Hughes and collects used tampons and kotex… and that annoying “trash” is just getting in the way.

    Jul 14, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   glastonberry

    stopped reading after a few comments

    this topic = too gross

    Jul 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Blue Buddha

    Holy passive voice, Batman! That’s the worst abuse of the passive voice in writing that I’ve ever seen.

    Jul 14, 2008 at 8:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Latex Santa

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where herpes comes from.

    Jul 15, 2008 at 4:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #60.1   Mishee bang

      Wait… I thought it came from the Häagen Dazs in the freezer at work!

      I am so confused!

      Jul 15, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #61   misterpain

    ‘Part of my duties as a lifeguard last summer was to clean the bathrooms. I had to empty those bins regularly…’

    There go my Baywatch fantasies.
    Oh, hang on, here come some new ones!

    Jul 15, 2008 at 11:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   casualrepartee

    someone must have given Dwight from The Office the position of assistant to the regional manager

    Jul 17, 2008 at 3:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #64   Aims bang

    Ladies:
    As part of our efforts to reduce overhead and costs, we will be offering free hysterectomies in room 1-114 on the third Friday of each month. You will have the rest of Friday off and the weekend to recover. This should not only reduce our costs related to emptying the FHP bins, but your monthly FH related costs also. We want you to know we are always looking for ways to make our corporate life better!
    The Management

    Aug 6, 2008 at 9:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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