Comments on: So many questions

By: cheesefries

cheesefries — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:26:56 +0000

you’re unemployed?! what happened to being the sausage king of chicago?

By: the man™: now available in convenient mini-me size!

the man™: now available in convenient mini-me size! — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:55:15 +0000

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By: Aims

Aims — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:22:57 +0000

Ladies:
As part of our efforts to reduce overhead and costs, we will be offering free hysterectomies in room 1-114 on the third Friday of each month. You will have the rest of Friday off and the weekend to recover. This should not only reduce our costs related to emptying the FHP bins, but your monthly FH related costs also. We want you to know we are always looking for ways to make our corporate life better!
The Management

By: Aims

Aims — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:12:38 +0000

I have always left my allergy syringes in the FHP bin because I thought it would go to be incinerated. Oh my goodness!!! Have I been enabling addicts to plunder the corporate dumpsters for my somewhat clean, only once used syringe? I am surely going to burn in hell now.

By: Aims

Aims — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:06:11 +0000

I think we need to hire THX SANDRA for this position. She is really the only one with the qualifications to handle such a BIG JOB.
Casey, HR

By: Aims

Aims — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:45:24 +0000

I wish to have the bins put back–I made all the chinese hats and egg rolls for the Mongolia BBQ from those little wax bags in the bin. Our pot lucks will suffer from this decision!
Casey, HR

By: Aims

Aims — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:40:00 +0000

I just hope they didn’t find any “Big Jobs” in the bin!

By: massive canine infestation | passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:08:04 +0000

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By: casualrepartee

casualrepartee — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:09:35 +0000

someone must have given Dwight from The Office the position of assistant to the regional manager

By: misterpain

misterpain — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:35:18 +0000

‘Part of my duties as a lifeguard last summer was to clean the bathrooms. I had to empty those bins regularly…’

There go my Baywatch fantasies.
Oh, hang on, here come some new ones!

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:09:41 +0000

Congrats, Lurker! And well done.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:36:07 +0000

Wait… I thought it came from the Häagen Dazs in the freezer at work!

I am so confused!

By: Latex Santa

Latex Santa — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:27:07 +0000

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where herpes comes from.

By: Allison

Allison — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:36:44 +0000

I have worked in several offices that have those bins, and they do not give the special trash special treatment. The bag comes out and goes straight into the big trash can. (One was even a biotech company that had a bio-hazard pick-up.)
Bob – is this required or just suggested? Do you know?