Comments on: I do, however, have a very charming coat rack

By: frodo

frodo — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:02:18 +0000

This entire picture is photoshopped. It’s pretty obvious.

By: ccc

ccc — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:51:44 +0000

The guy must be environmental friendly and honest person!

Reblogged here:

http://9gag.com/entry/564/

By: Verboten

Verboten — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:34:25 +0000

Or else the Rio Grande River. Thought I’d throw that in as an added bonus.

By: Sahar

Sahar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:29:59 +0000

Yes, Snohomish is on the charts. Two people here know of it! wooot.

By: Paintball "Punk"

Paintball "Punk" — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:03:00 +0000

I ascended up Mount Fujiyama at 2 A.M. in the morning to take out a withdraw from the ATM machine, but the LCD display stated I entered the wrong PIN number. That made me want to throw the damn thing into the La Brea tar pits.

By: overwhelmed

overwhelmed — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:44:26 +0000

I like it, quite to the point. I am also loving that this is from Snohomish, WA where I grew up for 20 years. Very cool.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:39:17 +0000

Perhaps it would be easier if Christoph had laughed like a French monkey and told his neighbor that the rolling of the chair was part of his ongoing thesis project research…the Creative Psychology of Sex, Rolling Chairs, and What Is Perceived Is Not Always True…I, too, have an MFA and have used this added higher education knowledge to convince people that whatever irks them most is their inner creative child attempting to leap out and do the same thing…that or the fact that their father pondered the use of hyphens while their mother looked out the window and wondered why the cloudy days had stolen her youth….

Hmmm…I go now to visit many prententious websites and seek enlightenment…

By: From Christoph (yes that one)

From Christoph (yes that one) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:59:28 +0000

I’ll address a few points made on this board:

1. MFA – whether or not getting a master’s in fine arts degree is ridiculous, it has been one of the most useful and the best experiences I’ve ever had in school. I recommend anyone with an investment in art/writing/theatre to pursue one. No regrets!

2. Inconsiderate – yes, one of my flaws is lacking a heart. The note was funny because the way the message was conveyed. I adjusted and no new notes taped to the front door!

3. Christoph (no e) IS a common name in Eastern Europe. I go by Chris and Christoph and most of my work is published under Christoph. Yes, that is me in the pictures. I have longer hair now. I do like the idea of an unidentifiable sexuality and poetry is the antithesis of pretentious. Nobody sells out because nobody is buying in! Esoteric and at the same time magnificent!!

4. To the person who posted a poem of mine: I am happy you looked at my portfolio and I am generally boring at parties.

5. The allegories and the note. Jesus.

If anyone wants to discuss further, you can email me or contact me on other pretentious websites.

Reverb!

By: Moonsilver

Moonsilver — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:17:24 +0000

Hot water heater

By: RunBarbara

RunBarbara — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:41:07 +0000

and of course by “committed” you mean “does it for attention at frat parties”.

By: missnaturalatalent

missnaturalatalent — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:43:39 +0000

had to check out the Hawaii chair… WOW!! is all i can say… i do have to agree.. a vibrator would complete the whole idea… works everything from the rootie to the tootie… and everything in between….

By: Kev Orng

Kev Orng — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:21:16 +0000

Isn’t Deluxe KD what you get when you add chopped up hot dogs into it?

Way back when my parents got caught up in Y2K hysteria, my mom came home one day with a case of KD for their Y2K stash. I still feel bad when I think of her reaction when I pointed out she had bought the microwave KD.

Now THAT stuff is like $4 a box.

By: Numinous

Numinous — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:17:27 +0000

Hey, you don’t have to be overweight to have low self esteem and be willing to “ride the pony” even if you are drunk and just threw up. Most of the college girls are like that, fat or not. (I was going to say all, but some are committed lesbians.)

By: Kev Orng

Kev Orng — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:16:03 +0000

In my experience, people claiming that they are just being honest are usually using it to excuse their utter lack of tact!

Who was it who said “Those who profess to being brutally honest are usually more interested in the brutality than the honesty”