the manager of a florida preschool seems to have a kindred spirit at a missouri strip club, where our anonymous submitter spotted this note taped to a dressing-room mirror.
personally, i like the idea of an junior-high-elective-style employment program. (dance? restaurant management? government? you decide!)
related: happy to be of service







187 responses so far ↓
#1
gingerE

Hey… It’s a hand written note. The position of the hands will never change. Should I always be ready for work then?
Jul 20, 2008 at 8:27 pm rating: +15 
#2
Delurker

When the big hand is on 1 and the little hand is on 11, it’s time to be ready to undress on stage. You have to undress next to the fry vat at McDonald’s. You pick.
Jul 20, 2008 at 8:29 pm rating: +28 
#3
Resident Grammarian esq

But I spent all my tips on a new digital watch.
Jul 20, 2008 at 8:33 pm rating: +22 
#4
Canthz_B

What time is it when my little foot is up your big ass?
Jul 20, 2008 at 8:37 pm rating: +47 
#5
fantasy

The choice is yours, You can wear a stupid looking, illfitting McDonalds uniform at 4:30 a.m.!
Or not have a dress code at all at 11:00 a.m. plus tips!
I have to say, the idea sounds fucking delicious!
Jul 20, 2008 at 8:41 pm rating: +9 
#6
Quite Contrary

I don’t think we’re giving the strip/dance/performance art club manager much credit for his/her advanced management skills. They utilize clear communication to convey an expectation.
I really wish the Fortune 500 company I work for would do the same.
Jul 20, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: +21 
#7
Quite Contrary

However, I already stand corrected. The manager notes that one only needs to be ready to work. It doesn’t mention anything about actually working.
Jul 20, 2008 at 8:55 pm rating: +18 
#8
Canthz_B

McDonalol’s sounds like a fun place to be at any hour.
Jul 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm rating: +12 
#9
Mishee

Hey now, let’s not knock working at a strip club… that’s how my brother met his wife! (she was the dancer, he the creepy customer)
Jul 20, 2008 at 9:15 pm rating: +10 
#10
Canthz_B

I was unaware McDonald’s has strippers. I need to get there much earlier than noon apparently!
Jul 20, 2008 at 9:18 pm rating: +33 
#11
Canthz_B

I’ll bet they get bigger tips when they serve fries with that shake!
Jul 20, 2008 at 9:21 pm rating: +19 
#12
snee

i’m a little sad that the double exclamation points weren’t made to look like a happy face.
Jul 20, 2008 at 9:39 pm rating: +4 
#13
Beth

What, no clip art?
Jul 20, 2008 at 9:59 pm rating: +4 
#14
Troy McClure

It’s great, isn’t it, to find out that our employers assume if we weren’t working for them, we’d be working at McDonald’s. It goes a long way to explaining how they treat us.
Jul 20, 2008 at 10:04 pm rating: +43 
#15
booge

It appears the circle for the clock was stenciled using a round object (see the beginning and end of the circle at 10 o’clock). Truly, this was a well-planned PAN. I’ll go as far as to guess this is not a first draft. Bravo. I am very interested to see the judges reaction on this. Didn’t stick the landing though–no “THNX,” no happy or sad faces, no thinly veiled passive-aggressive statement about understanding, but there are two exclamation points.
Jul 20, 2008 at 10:04 pm rating: +12