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By: Toilet Paper Poetry Slam | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

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By: Poetry Contest One: Flush That Filth « The Yellow Bicycle

Poetry Contest One: Flush That Filth « The Yellow Bicycle — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 07:35:44 +0000

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By: Elspeth

Elspeth — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:40:30 +0000

I can’t decide whether mandating how someone poops or writing such horrible poetry is the most offensive crime against humanity.

By: EGO

EGO — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:51:20 +0000

If you sprinkle, when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat….

By: Army of Douche-ness aka the Doucheface Killa

Army of Douche-ness aka the Doucheface Killa — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:17:51 +0000

@ optimismopski-

I believe the mid sit flushing may be occurring per these poems about flushing 2-3 times per session and out of convenience in this situation ..

Qute honestly, the whole thing has me confused as to why more than 1 flush is needed and if you were to flush twice, when would be the appropriate time to do so…

again, I think this whole subject seems a bit neurotic to me…or maybe i’m just an ignorant dude who works with 3 other ignorant dudes and doesn’t deal with this topic often…

By: optimismopski

optimismopski — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:27:26 +0000

Wait– are you gals flushing whilst still sitting on the commode? Why is “poo-spray” an issue for your genitals (infection-wise) if you aren’t hanging out over the toilet while you flush? I think I might be missing something here…

By: Mrs Marcos

Mrs Marcos — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:17:57 +0000

My grandparents had terrible septic problems at their cottage so they posted a sign (YEARS ago):

“If it is brown
Flush it down!

If it is yellow
Leave it mellow!”

So awesome (especially when they reminded you)!

By: elvinpixie

elvinpixie — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:53:10 +0000

Mine too, which is why I felt terrible doing that to it. The things I’ll do for humor…

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:17:38 +0000

I love Sac, but I grew up here so I’m somewhat biased.
As long as you don’t work for Carollo (which has more than three letters), then we can co-exist peacefully.

By: bobby

bobby — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:14:57 +0000

Guess what doesn’t rhyme. Here and air.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:47:45 +0000

Whose turds these are I think I know.
He’s sitting on the toilet though;
He will not see me stopping here
To smell his deuce stink up the show.
My little nose must think it queer
To smell those turds while I drink beer
Between the beans and yummy steak
The rankest evening of the year.
I give my hairy balls a shake
To make sure that I stay awake.
The only other smell’s the stench
Of broken wind and chocolate cake.
The toilet’s stinky, wet, and deep.
But I have toilet seats that weep,
Because I pee before I sleep,
Because I pee before I sleep.

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Meh. Not my best work, but…

By: MisanthropicGirl

MisanthropicGirl — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:44:34 +0000

*sigh.* I do.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:44:28 +0000

Brilliant! Well done! One of my favorite poems…

By: MisanthropicGirl

MisanthropicGirl — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:10:34 +0000

I like a big deck.