Comments on: The two-word compromise you’re looking for: zip wire

By: dude

dude — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:38:06 +0000

Nice. Someone should respond with “Dear roomie, please do not get up before 8:00 AM. Some of us need to be up late. If this is a problem, I suggest you take some sleeping pills or consult a sleep therapist.”

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By: Alicia

Alicia — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:30:25 +0000

I really would like to know what the fuck would possess someone to piss of ALL THE OTHER FUCKING HOUSEMATES.

If I were them? I’d just be louder than average just to fuck with this asshole. Not to mention I would make it my duty to see him move out. xD

By: Bujeebie

Bujeebie — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:10:08 +0000

He said, “give AA a try”. Although, when using ALL CAPS, you run into such problems…

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By: max522over

max522over — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:57:41 +0000

What his fellow house mates read:

From this point forward your life will now have the following purposes. To use all your combined cunning to torture me in anyway you can, to drink as much as possible after 10 and walk around in tap shoes every evening until he either: has a nervous break down, kills himself or flunks out and moves back home with his shame based parents. The good news is that now all 15 of us are as one in our shared hate of the Evil Morning A-hole.

By: agatha christie

agatha christie — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:20:05 +0000

I lived at Luther for a year, and I’m wondering which one it is, too. It resembles Luther when I lived there (4 years ago) because I definitely had to ask the person upstairs from me to stop stomping around his room at 4am- it sounded like he was wearing concrete shoes- and had to ask another person to stop playing the piano. Co-ops are funny things.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:26:44 +0000

Many of the adults I know wish they could live like kids too!

By: ryan

ryan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:12:55 +0000

ooo i used to live in a co-op in ann arbor (black elk, and then briefly lester) I wonder what house this is….

By: Spike

Spike — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:46:46 +0000

I lived in the basement of a 100 year old house… with wood floors… and 7 roommates. It did not take a bunch of alcoholics (though we were) to make it sound like a lumbermill at night. I got used to it.

I also love the people pull out the alcoholic card just because they are afraid of alcohol and fun.

By: MJ

MJ — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:32:27 +0000

I’m not sure about the unlisted procedures. Best to ask Tom Cruise.

By: tomservo

tomservo — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:16:31 +0000

As a friend of Dorothy…I like musical theatre, purple and Abba…

By: Allison

Allison — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:59:42 +0000

Thank you, thank you, thank you. That made my night. It is also 9:59 so I need to jump, skip and dance to be in bed by 10.

By: hamburke

hamburke — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:45:25 +0000

I’ve always done better being busy.