Where’s Anytime Stan when you need him?

August 13th, 2008 · 209 comments

Sarah in Somerville, Mass. wasn’t fazed when she left her apartment one Saturday to find this otherwise “run-of-the-mill your-mother-doesn’t-live-here note”…until she rounded the corner and was greeted by photocopies of the same note taped to every available surface in the hallway.

Hey PIG! Clean up the mess you made in the elevator! Your mommy isn't going to clean it! This isn't a dorm! Be an Adult! Thanks

Then, the next day, another note appeared near the elevator…

was NOT us, but cleaned it up b/c we're SICK of being harrassed [sic] in our home!! call management if you have an issue next time, GROW UP!

…which had apparently been written on the back of yet another (more targeted) note:

The trail leads from the elevator to this corner. Clean your mess in the elevator + front hallway! Grow up + take Responsibility!

“In fairness,” Sarah says, “this whole thing really is gross, and now the lobby and the hallway — in addition to the elevator — smell of vomit. I’m just not sure why the first notewriter thought that spending $10 on copies was going to help.”

And lastly, Sarah adds:  “My mommy didn’t clean up my dorm, either.”

related: Going up?

FILED UNDER: elevator · grow up · pleasantries as afterthought · Somerville · vomit · Your mother doesn't...


209 responses so far ↓

  • #1   maircydoats

    Scary that someone actually followed a vomit trail, to say nothing of leaving one. Ew.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Angrimal

      Vomit Trail Mix… gotta call the patent office.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:27 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   aaa

      Jelly Belly already beat you to the vomit-flavored punch with those nasty Harry Potter jelly beans.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Mishee bang

      Ahh, good old Bertie Botts.

      I always loved the grass one.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   aaa

      I watched some thing on Food Network about those beans. Supposedly the vomit flavor was born from an aborted pizza flavor.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   aaa

      I just got a vision of little embryo-shaped pizzas. Ew.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:02 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   unholyghost2003 bang

      WOW aaa that is really cool! I always wondered how they came up with such an accurate vomit flavor.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Timo

      Vorp (sounds like gorp) is when you belch and vomit at the same time.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   Canthz_B bang

      Before the invention of the stomach pump they used Vorpal Swords.
      That’s where sword swallowing originated!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:25 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Mishee bang

      Maybe vomiting used to be called galumphing then…

      it makes more sense now.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:28 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   shane

      “The Vomit Trail is now considered protected lands. Please do not build fires or harass the wildlife.”

      THX Sandra.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:31 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   Canthz_B bang

      A fine joke, ruined by the addition of a THX Sandra…sad.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.12   Crash bang

      THX Sandra… *she ruins all the good jokes, ask Casey in H.R.* :roll:

      Aug 13, 2008 at 11:42 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.13   B Rad

      Last time I was on the vomit trail, we lost 2 wagons trying to ford the river, nearly ran out of provisions, and 2 members of the party died of cholera.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 8:37 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.14   Mark bang

      How many deer did you shoot with your extremely slow-moving buckshot?

      Aug 14, 2008 at 2:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.15   B Rad

      just a bunch of Buffalo, which maybe is what caused in the mess in the hallway to begin with

      Aug 14, 2008 at 3:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.16   Timo

      There are tales …dark tales of lost travelers and cannibalism on the Vomit trail!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Wade bang

    Nothing illustrates how to reach an adult, reasoned resolution of conflict quite like:

    “You grow up!”

    “No, you grow up!”

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm   rating: 36  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   AuntyBron

      I won’t! And you can’t make me! So there! Neener-neener!!!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:49 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   PandoraWombat bang

      You are not the boss of me.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   anglophile bang

      I’m telling! MOM!!!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 4:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   optimismopski

      He’s touching me!

      Aug 17, 2008 at 10:09 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Mishee bang

    Sounds like a great NIN song in the making…

    oh wait…

    hey pig…
    yeah you…
    hey pig piggy pig pig pig

    I wonder what made the mystery vomiter regurgitate to no extent.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   < Mishee

    This would have been so much more effective with a clip art bean pig.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:40 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Mishee bang

      More than Mishee? Is that all you could come up with?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Sirius bang

      I believe that’s actually a less-than sign, dear Mish

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Mishee bang

      Maybe that is why I have been let go of my accounting job.

      Or it could possibly be my addiction to PAN.

      Or a little from Column A and a little from Column B??

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:54 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Canthz_B bang

      …and a little from the guy on the corner! :-P

      Aug 13, 2008 at 10:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Mishee bang

      Hey now, he has a house, and it happens to be in the middle of the block, thank you very much!! And he prefers I call him “Weed Man” instead of “The Guy”

      Don’t ask me, I just like the chronic!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 11:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   Mishee bang

      So in hindsight that would be Column C

      Aug 13, 2008 at 11:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   katrina

      and with six you get eggroll, mishee :)

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   optimismopski

      Go Team Column Chronic!!

      Aug 17, 2008 at 10:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   anglophile bang

    “PIG!”

    “Oh, Pretty, Intelligent Girl? Thank you!”

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Mishee bang

      My daddy always said “Pride, Integrity, Guts” (when applied to a cop apparently)

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   RunBarbara bang

    the last time i left a vomit trail was after a Motely Crue concert in the early 90s. luckily, i passed out in front of the band’s tour bus and woke up inside of it on the fold-out-couch with a sore mouth and a sweaty pair of leather pants tying my legs together. i was alone, so i raided the fridge for beer and stole their drugs.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Mishee bang

      stolen drugs are fuc……

      well, don’t think you could trick me into that one, did you??

      You just wanted to see my camel toe. I know what you are up to!!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   RunBarbara bang

      funny you should say that, i believe i wore a unitard to the concert….with a denim vest and a bandana over it, of course.
      all i remember is the sound of a polaroid camera clicking and the taste of watermelon astro glide….

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:47 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Jeffrey

      Gosh, RunBarbara, I’d sure love to save you the trouble of being misunderstood. Apparently at least one community member feels you need to have impeccable grammar and spelling. Any potential mistakes should be italicized or, in the case of sarcasm, not used whatsoever since it’s so difficult to understand. I see you have trouble spelling articles properly and at least one band name. If you respond back to me are kidding in any way whatsoever, could you explain the joke at the end of your message? That way we’ll all be able to recognize it. If you need a Manual of Style and Usage see Casey in HR.

      Jeffrey (not Jeff)

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Wade bang

      Well, at least he figured out how to nest his comment.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:30 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   RunBarbara bang

      actually, here is where you went wrong:
      when corrected on spelling, etc, the best way to respond is:
      i dont really fucking care!! hahah! its teh internets! whoooo!

      ps- i am no longer in HR. its now casey in account operations. please, make a note of it.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:30 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Mishee bang

      oh no you di’n't

      Jeff you are not doing a good job of endearing us to you….

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   Sirius bang

      Passive aggressive comments — I love it. Thank you Jeffrey, for entertaining us all, and for being a thin-skinned little fuckstick.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:33 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.8   Canthz_B bang

      Dear Dr. Cosby,

      How long was that flight again?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:35 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.9   Mishee bang

      2500 MILES!

      “Jeffrey, will you get down! Jeffrey don’t do that! Jeffrey, you’ve kicked the… Jeffrey, sit down! Jeffrey, would you please… Jeffrey, put your jacket… Don’t do that! Jeffrey! Jeffrey!”

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:38 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.10   Canthz_B bang

      Jeffrey

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:42 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.11   PandoraWombat bang

      Am I taking crazy pills here? Does no one but me recognize when a seemingly-uptight commenter is actually just trying to do a parody? (Even if Jeffrey didn’t do a very good job of it? — come on, if he was serious he wouldn’t have told you to see Casey in HR. He would have just said Thank You Terry.)
      Thx
      Sandra

      P.S. I think he is just jealous that he hasn’t been asked to wear the unitard.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:45 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.12   PandoraWombat bang

      Oh shit! Delayed reaction — I just now got the “Jeffrey” reference CB made — a classic Cosby routine!!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.13   amy d bang

      Well Pandora, other than the obvious THX Sandra reference, what is the parody in jeffrey’s comments?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.14   Mishee bang

      Jeff is free to don the Unitard any time he wants. I will even order one with his name embroidered on the front… it will say Jeff.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:53 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.15   Wade bang

      Pandora, you might want to peruse like nails on a keyboard

      ;)

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.16   PandoraWombat bang

      Hey — I didn’t say he did a good job of it. I just thought it looked like that might have been what he was going for. But I could be completely wrong…

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.17   amy d bang

      You sounded so sure, like you knew what he was trying to parody. So, I was just asking. I’m curious like that.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.18   Sirius bang

      Maybe he was trying to parody a young man with unresolved mommy issues.

      Wouldn’t that be really ten-thousand-spoons-when-all-you-need-is-a-knife ironic?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.19   Mishee bang

      I was thinking more along the lines of “a no smoking sign, on your cigarette break”

      But yours works too Sirius!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.20   PandoraWombat bang

      Oy vey! I just took Wade’s advice and backtracked to the nails post. Jeez, Louise — I didn’t realize there was such a backstory to Jeffrey! (Next time I’ll try to do my research before making assumptions!) (Please don’t make me spend another night in the Unitent!)

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:47 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.21   Timo

      Oh look! Great, there is a fly in my fucking chardonnay.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 9:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.22   Jeffrey

      Shh! Be quiet about that parody stuff, PandoraWombat, you wouldn’t want to raise the ire of the Prolific Masses here. They have dozens of daily posts full of their ascerbic wit to deploy like so many stink-bombs in The Bathroom of Life. They can’t be bothered to distinguish who is or isn’t kidding (they’re probably seniors in Depends, drooling from EST, or both). If a post doesn’t appear to be altogether consistent, or if it seems that only certain people are castigated for their perceived transgressions, well, that must be an error in your perception. Don’t even think about expecting proper spelling out of the regulars here. All requests for corrections will fall on deaf ears.

      Contrary to what you may think, the acme in sophisticated wit is to actually to repeat a shortened version of someone’s name (especially if unwanted) over and over. Remember when you were in kindergarten? That strategy works well here. If someone is being attacked, whether the attacks have any entertainment value whatsoever, just keep your head down, churn out a half-assed retort, and stumble onward! I know you’ll do fine!

      So, let’s see here, Pandora, where *is* your womb at? I’m just saying, I think I saw signs for it posted all over the wall, would you get someone to clean that fucking mess up? Your mother was once responsible for your womb, but SHE DOESN’T WORK HERE!!!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 11:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.23   Wade bang

      Let’s see.

      No obvious spelling/grammatical errors.

      Ad hominem attacks cloaked in cogent argumentation.

      Self-righteous defense of behavior.

      Dripping with passive-aggressive sarcasm.

      Well done, Jeffrey! kudos™ ;)

      Aug 15, 2008 at 12:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.24   RunBarbara bang

      jeffy, youre missing the point…
      it wasnt that we didnt GET what you were doing, its that you arent funny.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 12:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.25   unshiftmethod bang

      Nadia? Is that you? Aw, don’t be bitter.
      Put the dictionary away. We all know the big words here.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.26   Jeffrey

      Well, RunBarbara, not so fast! You typed that you all ‘got it’ (how you surveyed the general PANfolk and determined that, I’m not sure) yet the posts belaboring correction of (what was assumed to be) a grammatical mistake nonetheless belie your claim. Your failure to spell properly or even acknowledge mistakes is also notable. As long as you’re speaking for the continuum, gaffes are either fair game or not. Make up your distorted mind and get back to us! Casey in HR has the latest draft resolution!

      Poor spelling is not funny either. One of the first things Hitler did under the Nazi regime is to start misspelling words. He hoarded those umlauts like there was no tomorrow!

      You’re really getting on my nerves here, Wade. Nearly everyone else that takes the time to post has the respect and dignity to be nearly devoid of quality content. Why won’t you get with the program?

      Aug 15, 2008 at 3:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.27   anglophile bang

      And once again, Mike Godwin is proven correct.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.28   RunBarbara bang

      jeffy, didn’t you know?
      in addition to actually being Casey in HR (although, as I mentioned before I no longer work in HR) i am also a fucking GENIUS- of COURSE i know what the general PANpopulation thinks.
      sheesh. i thought you knew.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 4:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.29   anglophile bang

      RB, I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?

      Aug 15, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.30   RunBarbara bang

      37!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.31   anglophile bang

      *stares in open-mouthed awe*

      You are a fucking genius.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 4:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.32   S&M

      Jiffy-Jeffy certainly has figured out the use of a online thesaurus.

      Here is my juvenile poem to you;

      roses are red, violets are blue.
      you’re not funny.
      so fuck you!

      La La la la la la la la la la la la
      Can’t hear you douche!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 4:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.33   Sirius bang

      37D IIRC

      Aug 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.34   Sirius bang

      You may just want to stay down and wait for the bell, Jeffy

      Aug 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.35   Jeffrey

      Sorry, Sirius, the material coming off the InnerTubes is just too rich, I can’t stop now! RunBarbara’s defense of clueless bastards in every nook and PANny is priceless and not to be missed! She says she gets it (when she doesn’t) and therefore everyone gets it? Classic!

      Haven’t I shown by now that I won’t be bullied? It’s a pretty simple concept to understand: correct others (consistently and knowledgeably) and welcome corrections or neither.

      S&M, I am the original ignorer, just like the line from the movie Beverly Hills Cop (Eddie Murphy to Paul Reiser) “Lalalalala my name is Jeffrey. I cannot hear you.” You couldn’t have proven my point about content-free posts any more thoroughly if I had concocted your persona myself…or did I? Mwhahahahah!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.36   amy d bang

      I’m gonna explain this as simply as I can, Jeffrey. You called attention to yourself by acting like an asshole which is why you got dog piled.

      Most of us are not sticklers for spelling and/or grammar. If you act like an ass you get treated like one.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 6:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.37   Sirius bang

      No doubt about it, this is a case where the Special Olympics rule definitely applies. As Mishee pointed out 48 hours ago.

      In fact, can we just talk about Mishee some more?

      Aug 15, 2008 at 7:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.38   Mark bang

      Mishee’s not here!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 7:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.39   Timo bang

      Where is Mishee because it is waaaaaaaay past time to start talking about her.
      There are so many things that are great about Mishee. One is how it is all about her. I love that.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 7:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.40   Jeffrey

      Hmm. I guess I’m going to have to disagree with your version of the facts there, PANner amy_d! I started the action recently by letting someone know their purported quote from one of the greatest movies of all time (“Office Space”) was in error. It wasn’t as simple as a spelling or grammar mistake. The quote was less than half right. Sheesh! You’d have thought I unleashed the hounds of hell from the way the hormonal reaction was channeled into the vitriolic response (just perfect for the P-A atmosphere). Sorry if someone was on the rag, but I just feel if something’s worth quoting, they should do it right! Some of us don’t need imdb.com to provide research for us, we’ve watched the movie and actually remember because the line is, well MEMORABLE. In the cranky retort I was accused of not knowing how to nest (despite the fact that I’ve nested before and will chose to do so when I desire). And then it escalated from there. So, what “acting like an ass” behavior is it you’re referring to? Or will your post about that be similarly unfunny again? Or will you cower in fear like Canthz_B who thinks he can administer medicine? (I’ve got your puddin’ pops right here, gramps!)

      In fact, I’m not altogether sure you understand the point, amy_d. Isn’t the point of posting to have folks pay attention? Was that a real tube-lashing I gave Wade by calling him polite and accuracy-riddled? Damn that was harsh! In short, if you continue to question and be curious about deeper meanings to messages I fear your days here are numbered, as complex humor seems to bemuse* the locals.

      If you really need to clear the air and avoid a dog-pile, feel free to ask folks to be consistent in their paying attention to context.

      *this does NOT mean ‘amuse’

      Aug 15, 2008 at 8:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.41   anglophile bang

      tl;dnr

      Aug 15, 2008 at 8:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.42   amy d bang

      My days here are many.

      You’re still acting like an asshole, however you choose to explain it. The asshole comes in not being able to let it go and continuing to harp on people days after the initial event.

      I could not stay silent anymore.

      I will not continue to debate my opinion of you. You can change it by just relaxing and making funny or intelligent or interesting comments about the notes. Or you can continue to be an asshole. The choice is yours.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 8:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.43   Canthz_B bang

      I’ve never been accused before of cowering in fear just because I don’t attack someone who says that attacks are unwarranted, but what ever floats your boat is fine with me.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 8:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.44   Jeffrey

      amy_d, your logic is impeccable! Your comment about ‘not letting it go’ is particulary relevant since you undoubtedly know about other PANners wondering where my words of wit are. Just look at it this way, I’m building a fan base.

      Did I need to impugn your personality to do it or insult you? Nah, I just presented the facts as I saw them. That is a great childish way of explaining it, though. The whole ‘that you’re an asshole is a truism and needs no reasons’ business is adorable! I’m not buying the ‘long-suffering-me’ act from your last post, either. Does anyone have an imitation-leather fainting couch?

      Aug 15, 2008 at 9:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.45   anglophile bang

      Hey, Jeffrey!

      Wanna fight with me? I have nothing better to do tonight.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 9:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.46   Jeffrey

      Hmm, Canthz_b, methinks your compliance with my alleged preference is a bit self-serving, no? As Dana Carvey’s Church Lady would say “How conveeeeennnniiient!”

      I was questioning your consistency. I see a new thread with many instances of possible oh-my-gosh-so-confusing instances of misspellings and bad grammar. Oh, wait, is it possible they did it on purpose? Hunh.

      Bottom line: exactly what medicine do you think it was that I couldn’t or wouldn’t take? The I Only Harrass Newbies Treatment?

      How about this? We’ll stick to the classic routines you and I know best. If I let you watch Froofy the Dog will you bake me a chocolate cake? I’ll sing you a song!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 9:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.47   PandoraWombat bang

      Is it too late for Jeffy’s mother to have an abortion? I know he’s probably at least five, but I think in some cases a 69th month abortion could still be justified.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 9:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.48   watching in awe

      Jeffrey, you seem desperately lonely.
      You’re not building a fan base, just a lot of people who feel sorry for you and a lot of people that are getting sick of you.

      Kudos® Canthz_B for staying above the baiting.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 9:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.49   Tuesday

      Jeffrey put in the word “to” too many times.

      Sigh. If you’re going to chastise, you MUST be perfect!

      Aug 16, 2008 at 9:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.50   agatha christie

      On a completely different subject, should congrats be in order, RunBarbara, for not working in HR anymore?

      Aug 16, 2008 at 7:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    Gretel: We can find our way home if we leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind.

    Hansel: Nein. The birds will eat them…let’s eat the bread and puke as we go.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:47 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   anglophile bang

      You never know how graphic those Brothers Grimm tales are until you read the originals.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:52 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Canthz_B bang

      What did Gretel say to the Wicked Witch?

      ….*wait for it

      “Eat me!!!”….. :lol:

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   AuntyBron

      sauteed or barbequed?

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Canthz_B bang

      They were children so I’d suspect Wiener Schnitzel.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   meagz

      You forgot to change all the ‘w’s to ‘v’s.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 3:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   Canthz_B bang

      You forgot that it’s my joke and if I’d intended to write it to be read as English with a German accent I’d have done so.
      I doubt that Hansel and Gretel spoke to one another in English and further doubt that many here would have appreciated me writing the whole thing in German.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 5:26 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.7   Timo

      Gretel: Oh Hansel you know how much I like our dirty and scatological germanic porn.

      Hansel: Yah Gretel then perhaps we should puke on each other and make out in the bushes.

      “bushes”

      Aug 14, 2008 at 9:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Bunnee

    It’s funny how I had no idea she was talking about vomit until her description in the last paragraph, and then WHAMO! The notes only referred to a “mess”. A” mess”, indeed! Yecchh! That had to be an awfully nice person to clean up a stranger’s vomit.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Dina

    Hey PIG! Clean up the eighty thousand notes you just plastered all over the walls! Maybe you should invest in a wipe board so you can vent your misdirected aggression at everyone who passes by your room-oh wait! This isn’t a dorm! Exclamation point!

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   < Mishee

    Dude. It’s a “less than” sign! Mishee will always be the greatest.

    The Pig

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   < Mishee

      Dear self,

      Please do not clutter the comment thread. This belongs at #4. Your mother does not post here. Please be an adult pig and post proper.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Sirius bang

      Dear less-than,

      Mishee will always be the greatest, but will probably never be a Dude (unless some dirty lezzie drives her into Identity-Confusion Land)

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Mishee bang

      OMG I now I know how a mama bird feels when her baby flies from the nest!!

      *sheds a tear of joy*

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   < Mishee

      Sirius,
      You have foiled my plan! Thanks a lot. I’ll be fine alone. Thanks Terry.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   Sirius bang

      *smiles evilly as baby plummets headfirst to tarmac*

      Do birds smile?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   RunBarbara bang

      i dont know about mishee, but her mom has no problems playing the man. hell, she did it last night with me. grew some pretty convincing stubble, too…

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   Mishee bang

      *slowly going to “Identity Confusion Land” due to RB’s raw sexuality*

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.8   Crinkle Crinkle

      Nesting faux pa by Mishee’s alter ego?

      Irony, thou art delicious.. (but not “fucking delicious”- unitard makes me chafe)

      Aug 14, 2008 at 8:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.9   Sirius bang

      I was conceived at a lesbian sperm bank, so I have a faux pa as well.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.10   Mishee bang

      Sirius! I have JUST the job for you then!

      http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/acc/794133061.html

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   YL

    ….maybe they were too sick to clean it up yet?

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   aaa

    I bet that the manager left the first note so they could try to guilt somebody else into cleaning the vomit.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Sirius bang

      Or maybe the Vomiter left the first note, for the same reason

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   aaa

      Agreed. Although it would be funnier if it was the manager.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 3:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      What if the vomiter IS the Manager. What a sweet job! Get wasted all day and guilt the residents into maintaining the building themselves.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   aaa

      That would be pretty fucking awesome. That’s the kind job I need. Screw keeping my stomach contents in my stomach and doing my own job!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   aaa

    P.S.

    Your “mommy” cleaning up your dorm? That’s social suicide. No wonder the first note-writer leaves bitchy notes and has a fear of calling the manager.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 3:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Saysh

      This is going to get me massacred on here, but my dorm had maids…..

      Aug 14, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Canthz_B bang

      Sucks when your parents have you committed and tell you you’re “off to school”.
      At least the housekeeping staff at Happy Acres “University” didn’t let the story slip! ;-)

      Aug 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      It is O.K. Saysh … my dorm did too.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 5:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Mishee bang

      Like I said… spoiled little rich girl!

      :D

      Aug 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   unholyghost2003 bang

      What? You expect me to wash my own sheets and towels when I can just watch maids do it?

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   Mishee bang

      I hope one day you get the same treatment Ally Sheedy got in the 1987 movie “Maid to Order” – you will know what the other half is like missy!

      Snob!!!

      Renob!!

      (heh, I just wanted to rhyme)

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   unholyghost2003 bang

      Strangely enough I am often told I look like Ally Sheedy …

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.8   Timo

      Ah I remember waking up and ringing my batsman to have the coffee ready on cold mornings….. Having him drive me to Kendall station to take the train to campus. Ah those hardy heady days of roughing it and taking public transpo. Such cavalier devilish behaviours back then! Upon cessation of our instruction we would race poor old Oliver Smoot home and toss our empty port bottles at him in the street when we got there!
      * Sigh*

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.9   Canthz_B bang

      The salad days of youth, wasted upon the young…

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.10   Timo bang

      Indeed stout hearted fellow indeed! What devilry we could have wreaked having the forethought of our years in our youth. One shudders at the thought…in delight!

      *temples fingers together*
      excellent.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.11   Canthz_B bang

      Forsooth, many a lush flower that wast not despoiled would have been defrocked pedal by pedal had we such wiles as we posses today.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.12   Mark bang

      Whan that Abril, with his shoures soute,
      The drought of March hath perced to the roote…
      And bathed every vein in swich licour,
      Of which vertu engendred is the fleur…

      Aug 14, 2008 at 6:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.13   PandoraWombat bang

      Imagine not that these four walls contain the mighty Owl of Thebes, for — gentle’s all — beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

      No, it doesn’t!

      Oh. Sorry…

      Aug 14, 2008 at 7:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.14   amy d bang

      Darkness falls across the land
      The midnite hour is close at hand
      Creatures crawl in search of blood
      To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
      And whosoever shall be found
      Without the soul for getting down
      Must stand and face the hounds of hell
      And rot inside a corpses shell
      The foulest stench is in the air
      The funk of forty thousand years
      And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
      Are closing in to seal your doom
      And though you fight to stay alive
      Your body starts to shiver
      For no mere mortal can resist
      The evil of the thriller

      Oh wait, that doesn’t really fit here.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 7:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.15   PandoraWombat bang

      Are you implying Michael Jackson threw up in the hall?

      Aug 14, 2008 at 7:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.16   RunBarbara bang

      When there’s lightning – it only always brings me down
      Cause it’s free and I see that it’s me
      Who’s lost and never found
      I cry for magic – I feel it dancing in the light
      But it was cold – I lost my hold
      To the shadows of the night

      There’s no sign of the morning coming
      You’ve been left on your own
      Like a Rainbow in the Dark

      Do your demons – do they ever let you go
      When you’ve tried – do they hide -deep inside
      Is it someone that you know
      You’re just a picture – you’re an image caught in time
      We’re a lie – you and I
      We’re words without a rhyme

      Neither does this, Amy. Here! Our comments can hang out together.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 7:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.17   amy d bang

      No, Vincent Price is.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 7:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.18   Canthz_B bang

      …Suddenly there came a tapping,
      as of someone rapping, rapping at my chamber door,
      “Tis some visitor”, I muttered, “Tapping at my chamber door. Only this, and nothing more.”

      Just because MJ is quaint and curious indeed!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 8:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Canthz_B bang

    At least now we know where the errant shipment of Buckfast ended up.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   RunBarbara bang

      if you throw up liquor, isnt it safe to drink it again? i mean, its just liquid for crying out loud. maybe the stomach acid would be a nice chaser…

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   aaa

      I suppose as long as you vomited it into a clean container, it would be okay to reingest. Although I wouldn’t suggest doing it too often. Unless you want nasty-ass bulimia teeth.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Canthz_B bang

      Do you have to strain out the pizza, or is that considered left-overs?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   RunBarbara bang

      this is where being a baleen whale would come in handy.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   Sirius bang

      Well, that and having the 6-foot penis

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.6   Mishee bang

      Speaking of, where in the hell is claw today?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.7   RunBarbara bang

      Under my desk, Mishee….under my OOOO…desk.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.8   Canthz_B bang

      LOL…”baleen” is one of those words you just don’t get to use very often in life! :lol:

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Mishee bang

    I wonder if PETA is going to protest saying that these notes portray an unfair and unrealistic image of the noble pig and it is disparaging to their species. Then sue the fuckers for mental anguish and slander.

    Fucking hippies.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 4:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   aaa

      PETA makes normal vegetarians look like psychopathic jackasses. I saw a car with PETA bumper stickers at my university and felt like kicking its ass with a crowbar. I knew whose car it was, too. Fucking granola-ass hippie wannabe.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Canthz_B bang

    They hired Dr. Henry Lee to determine that the trail leads from the elevator, not to the elevator, but they don’t have a printer?

    Aug 13, 2008 at 4:07 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Kimberly

      A Dr. Henry Lee reference? Impressive.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   aaa

      And here I thought I was the only one spending too much time watching crime shows and Court TV. :3

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    Ohh! Take responsibility!!

    That’s where I went wrong…I took ipecac. :???:

    Aug 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   SchrodingersDuck

    It’s amazing how much a single stray pen mark and a missing full stop can completely change a sentence: “call management if you have an issue next time I GROW UP!!

    I’m not sure how you could GROW UP!! more than once, but I agree that it could certainly be an issue.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 4:41 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Holiday Djinn

    Gotta love living with a community douche-nozzle that must have the last PA comment. Seriously, i would have found out who posted the first and third note, and had a sick, diarrhea encrusted, disease having, vomit spraying, snot-nozed, lip sore-having homeless person accost them.
    Repeatedly.
    Seriously, it’s not like Mishee has anything better to do with her time, and she could probably use the money (for more alcohol). ;-)

    Aug 13, 2008 at 4:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Mishee bang

      I’m sorry, once again you have mistaken me for your mother.

      I accost people for money for coke, thank you very much!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   PandoraWombat bang

      Are you casting aspersions on sick, diarrhea encrusted, disease having, vomit spraying, snot-nosed, lip sore-having homeless people?

      Because that’s just not cool. I don’t mind telling you that some of the finest minds in history were actually (secretly, to avoid stigma) sick, diarrhea encrusted, disease having, vomit spraying, snot-nosed, lip sore-having homeless people.

      In any case, if you have a sick, diarrhea encrusted, disease having, vomit spraying, snot-nosed, lip sore-having homeless person at your disposal, couldn’t you think of something more diabolical for them to do than to simply accost note-writers? What a waste of raw talent…

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Mishee bang

      Umm, Pandora, I believe they said snot-nozed… not sure, but maybe that means something different?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   Canthz_B bang

      In Esperanto it could mean omniscient, Mishee…but I doubt it! :-P

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Jeffrey

    I guess I would have to rip that note down and replace it with “Hey Wade! Clean up the existential mess you created on the InnerTubes! You responded to a post politely and accurately and you know that kind of shit does not fly on the pages you frequent! So, what’s it going to be, agree with incorrect assumptions about levels of knowledge based on whether someone complies with invisible requirements, or generally give someone the benefit of the doubt that they might being doing something of their own free will? If you don’t think you need to pick sides here, then I, sorry, i think you need to GROW UP!”

    Aug 13, 2008 at 4:53 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Mishee bang

      I’m starting to get that Special Olympics feeling when it comes to Jeff.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   anglophile bang

      I’m starting to grow very fond of Jeffrey. It’s not often a poster of his caliber comes along.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 4:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   Mishee bang

      He’s got quite a bit of fight in him, doesn’t he glo??

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.4   unholyghost2003 bang

      Jeff! Dude! If you are calling out the FTM individually when is my turn? :twisted:

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.5   RunBarbara bang

      Im going to print this comment out and tack it to the wall of my cube. I might even draw little hearts all over it that have “RB + JEFF” written in pink glitter pen.
      *sigh*

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.6   Wade bang

      I’m very impressed, Jeffrey. I had no idea you were capable of swallowing several pages from the OED, vomit them into the elevator, then painstakingly transcribe the mess into a PAN comment.

      Kudos.

      oh, wait.

      :)

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.7   Canthz_B bang

      Cyrano…*swoon*

      Aug 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.8   aaa

      Are we being Punk’d?

      Aug 13, 2008 at 6:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.9   Jeffrey

      Yeah, you didn’t want to slow-pitch that softball, did you, Wade? Too late!

      Those Kudos(tm) were fucking delicious!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.10   Mishee bang

      Excuse me? But are you Jeff Vadar?

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.11   unholyghost2003 bang

      I LOVE YOU JEFF!!!!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.12   Crash bang

      NOBODY LOVES YOU, JEFF
      AND YOU’RE GONN’A DIE ALONE !!!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.13   Mishee bang

      Crash – you can plainly see that ghostie loves Jeff.

      But I will make sure he dies alone, as ghostie will be at my house that night… for alibi purposes of course.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.14   unholyghost2003 bang

      “alibi”

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.15   Team Mishee

      The dude asked to be called Jeffy. Please have some respect and call him Jeffy.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.16   thirty six red

      Wade for the love of God stop trifling with the Jeffster.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 2:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.17   unholyghost2003 bang

      So it seems that we all dogpile the snarky and Wade gets the blame …. hmmm what if I give Jeff-a-roni here a wedgie … Will Wade get detention?

      Aug 14, 2008 at 2:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.18   PandoraWombat bang

      Jeffy from Family Circus? Well that explains everything. I guess NOT ME did it.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 7:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.19   Numinous bang

      I think Jeffy likes being on the bottom of the dogpile. Naughty Jeffy.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 8:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Mishee bang

    I love how we have the topic switched to Mishee (for the most part) before we even hit 100 comments!

    I effin RULE!

    Aug 13, 2008 at 5:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   aaa

      Fuck that, Mishee! I’ve uninanimously decided that we must all concentrate on me now.

      aaa FTW!

      Aug 13, 2008 at 6:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   anglophile bang

      Well, for that to happen, triple-a, we’re going to need a lot more information. Where do you live, what sorts of things do you consume recreationally, what kind of job do you have, do you love claw and are you a particularly rabid fan of any animated tv shows? It takes a lot of work and dedication to turn the thread to All About You, and not everyone has what it takes.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 6:09 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   aaa

      Pshaw! All you need to know is that I only consume fear and pain recreationally and I get paid to kick ass. I’m like Batman. Except the actors that portray me don’t get arrested.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 7:19 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.4   Mishee bang

      aaa – I just don’t think you are ready.

      Its a great power. And with great power comes great responsibility.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 8:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.5   Canthz_B bang

      Even Batman had a side-kick, aaa.
      It can be dangerous getting too much attention around here without the proper back-up. :-)

      Aug 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.6   Mishee bang

      You also need to jump on pointless milestones…

      Like, I just got comment #100!! :D

      Aug 13, 2008 at 9:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.7   aaa

      Yeah, but even that one Robin (the Jason Todd one) got killed in the eighties. The only backup I need is my hammer! *cracks knuckles*

      And if we’re gonna be quoting Stan Lee, he’s said that hates the whole sidekick thing. So I guess I’ve got Stan Lee for backup, too. Not that I need him…

      Aug 13, 2008 at 11:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.8   Canthz_B bang

      Stan Lee also hates fictional places like Gotham City, so he may not be there for you if you liken yourself to Batman.
      Not that you need him…

      …just saying… 8-)

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.9   Sirius bang

      Robin didn’t really do justice to the unitard — might I suggest Choda Boy?

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.10   Team Mishee

      Can we please please PLEASE get back on topic? Mishee is a genius. Mishee Mishee Mishee!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.11   aaa

      We all know Gotham City is just an evil version of New York. Just like how Metropolis is a shiny version of New York. But I’d be willing to say fuck you to Batman and all of DC (even their Vertigo imprint, though I love the Sandman so) for Stan Lee.

      Not that I need Stan Lee’s approval….

      Aug 15, 2008 at 12:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   agong

    I worked really hard on my vomit *boot* trail! I thought it accented the carpet nicely, at least that’s what your mom said!

    Aug 13, 2008 at 5:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   ama

    I like how the third note reads like an adventure game:
    “The trail leads from the elevator to this corner. Do you choose to (A) camp out for the night (B) start an uprising and burn your enemy’s house to the ground (C) ford the river? You do not have enough supplies. Should have kept that pig; they are very clean animals. Game Over.”

    Aug 13, 2008 at 5:12 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   snee bang

      jeff has died from dysentry.

      Aug 13, 2008 at 6:18 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Phalange

      You are in the corner of a long dark hallway. At the end of the hallway lies an elevator. On the floor lies a puddle of vomit. What do you want to do?
      > EXAMINE VOMIT
      You look at the vomit. It is crusty and disgusting.
      >CLEAN VOMIT
      You cannot clean the vomit, you do not have OxyClean in your inventory
      >CALL ANYTIME STAN
      You dial up Anytime Stan to clean up the vomit. He arrives and soon the hallway is sparkling clean. You then marry the princess and live happily ever after.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 7:51 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   Canthz_B bang

      Happily ever avatar? :-)

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   Mark bang

      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. And then vomited back up.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.5   bwyn bang

      For a moment I thought that I was back in 1990, playing one of those games like “Larry the Lounge Lizard” where you had to type your actions… then I woke up in a pool of my own vomit. (Unfortunately, not next to RB on the Motley Crue tour bus.)

      Aug 15, 2008 at 3:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   PandoraWombat bang

    What they didn’t tell you was that the week before, there was a note that said:

    Hey Bitch! Quit writing notes in the hallway with a Sharpie! The smell makes me have to vomit in the elevator and all over the hall! Grow up!

    Aug 13, 2008 at 5:58 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   but seriously

    FYI, ground coffee covers the vomit AND the smell quite nicely, until the obviously lacking management gets around to janitorial duties. Professionals that have to occasionally deal with vomiters know this and always have ground coffee on hand for this purpose.

    Aug 13, 2008 at 11:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Sirius bang

      So you’ve been to Mardi Gras–

      Aug 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   Canthz_B bang

      No! No, Agent Stockton! I’m not a drug trafficker! I’m a vomit removal engineer!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 2:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   nacey

    Now, I might be remembering handwriting analysis completely wrong, but backwards slanting apparently indicates a certain amount of uptightness.

    Who knows how they figure that stuff out. Really. :I

    Aug 14, 2008 at 1:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Quite Contrary bang

    I wonder if any of these idiots would grow up and take responsibility if anybody shit in the shower.

    Aug 14, 2008 at 10:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   ssb

    Not that I disagree with the “clean up after yourself” sentiment, but it’s the responsibility of building management, not the tenants, to keep common areas clean.

    Aug 14, 2008 at 12:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Canthz_B bang

      Just my opinion, and I’m not trying to trash yours, but I think that I agree with you if I’m allowed to add a “within reason” to it.

      I expect building management to take care of litter. While they may ultimately be responsible for vomit as well, common decency should compel one to clean-up one’s own bodily discharges.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Mishee bang

      I would clean up most discharges that the Mister and I cause in the common areas, but I am no longer 15 and I don’t have a blacklight to find it all on the walls and ceiling.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   ssb

      i totally agree canthz. I get the sense that this involves litter more than vomit. If there’s a “smell of vomit” in the elevator, but no actual vomit, a professional carpet cleaner is probably needed to solve the problem.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   agong

    But most responsible adults would take a mop or sponge to an area they just “chummed” dontcha think?

    Aug 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Mark bang

      Did you read the notes? The chummer is not an adult and needs to GROW UP!!!

      Aug 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Quite Contrary

      Since mommy won’t clean up for the chummer, maybe he/she is waiting for mommy’s maid to clean it up.

      Aug 14, 2008 at 2:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Ryan

    I love this city!

    Boston, you’re my home.

    Aug 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Agent Inspired

    Wow, that’s going to result in some interesting calls to the super/landlord.

    Aug 14, 2008 at 10:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   sab

    Wow. I recognize that carpet. Is there an office in North America that doesn’t have that carpet?

    Aug 19, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     

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