as this sign from a montgomery, alabama breakroom shows, “PopCorn Users” remain one of the most persecuted groups in the workplace today.
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as this sign from a montgomery, alabama breakroom shows, “PopCorn Users” remain one of the most persecuted groups in the workplace today.
related: bizarre pardoning accident
FILED UNDER: alabama · bold-underlined-caps · excessive underlining · gloriously redundant · highlighter · irregular capitalization · microwave · montgomery · popcorn
206 responses so far ↓
#1
agirlie

PopCorn that’s pSychO tyPing riGht TheRe!
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:14 pm rating: +8 
#2
punkypower

Especially Deborah better watch her back in the parking lot.
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm rating: +16 
#3
Canthz_B

Especially Deborah and Anytime Stan make a loverly couple.
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm rating: +21 
#4
Canthz_B

Watch your popcorn, lest the sign of the beast appear upon it.
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:24 pm rating: +8 
#5
Canthz_B

Doesn’t this person know that the very best tasting microwave popcorn is burned?
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:30 pm rating: +2 
#6
mmmmm

i think the very best tasting microwave popcorn is unattended during it’s creation.
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:35 pm rating: +14 
#7
Canthz_B

Deborah will now make a fortune on a book about what it’s like to be haunted by the ghost of Orville Redenbacher.
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:43 pm rating: +1 
#8
figsy

at my last office there was a no-popcorn-at-all-any-time rule handed down from the owner of the company. i’ll take reheated curries any day over the stench of burned popcorn.
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:45 pm rating: +4 
#9
amy d

Memorize the optimal number of pops and count each pop to ensure no kernels are burnt.
Aug 17, 2008 at 7:51 pm rating: +1 
#10
Canthz_B

Team Jiffy-Pop Turban!
Jiffy-Pop Popcorn, as much fun to make as it is to eat!
Aug 17, 2008 at 8:00 pm rating: +1 
#11
Miss Unloop

How is the note writer able to discern the stench of burning popcorn from the stench emanating from the state capital building?
Aug 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm rating: +4 
#12
Fresca

I remain mystified by people who can spell/punctuate/capitalize the same word in several different ways throughout the same note. PopCorn, PopCorn, PopCorn, popcorn? What happened? Was the note-writer suddenly confronted by the grammar fairy who announced “I’ve had enough of this shit!”?
Aug 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm rating: +46 
#13
Goldie

WTF is a “popcorn user”, how do you use popcorn? I thought you just ate the stuff, but clearly I’m behind the times. Do you smoke it, snort it, or what? Then again, there may be other uses for the warm, soft, buttery product, as shown in that timeless classic, “Debbie Does Popcorn”. Yep, especially Debbie.
Aug 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm rating: +35