our anonymous submitter in takoma park, maryland says her roommate/landlord is constantly leaving little post-its and e-mails for the other roommates, but i think these two have a bit of yum-o synchronicity.
related: the first thing i did when i woke up









176 responses so far ↓
#1
Miss Unloop

Is the first note from Rachael Ray?
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:02 pm rating: +2 
#2
punkypower

If the bread is good enough for a squirrel or the compost pile, it’s certainly good enough for the roommates.
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:06 pm rating: +4 
#3
Delurker

Hi One,
Squirrels are infamous for stealing extra virgin olive oil, so we don’t think we should encourage them by feeding them our bread.
We can’t eat the bread because there is no olive oil in which to dip our bread. You really ought to get on that oil shortage ASAP.
Thanks,
All
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:21 pm rating: +25 
#4
0falcon8

If she’s gonna be all out of evoo, how’s she gonna lubricate that stick up her ass?
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:22 pm rating: +42 
#5
Fresca

Clearly I am not much of a gourmet– my first thought was “If there’s extra virgin olive oil, why not share it? I always share if I have extra of something.”
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:45 pm rating: +27 
#6
morpho aurora

To: *****@yahoogroups.com
Re: bread in trash
Yes, there is a reason.
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:46 pm rating: +12 
#7
Cat Skyfire

I’m disturbed that they had a yahoogroup for communication for a household.
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:51 pm rating: +21 
#8
Canthz_B

Who the Hell eats acorn-flavored bread?
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:55 pm rating: +2 
#9
Burghardt

Is there any reason not to feed to squirrels, compost or even eat this bread
rabies, it stinks, and it’s moldy
come to think of it, these are also good reasons to not have roommates/landlords.
Aug 19, 2008 at 10:59 pm rating: +11 
#10
pythagoras

I’m confused. So the roommate/landlord is out of EVOO if they’re NOT in the habit of sharing it? Well, this just makes no sense to me.
Aug 19, 2008 at 11:06 pm rating: +2 
#11
figsy

that evoo was fucking delicious, unlike the bread.
Aug 19, 2008 at 11:08 pm rating: +14