Comments on: Sorry, I’ve been sharing the olive oil with the squirrels

By: Bob Fritters

Bob Fritters — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:44:14 +0000

Is it ok if it’s ground baby?

By: JeffyTheAsshole

JeffyTheAsshole — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:43:46 +0000

I’m sure I don’t need to belabor the obvious, Numinous, but Ron Perlman has other film roles. The blowhard in “Last Supper” was a great one for him. It’s about a bunch of liberal-minded grad students in Iowa who kill bigoted dinner guests. They plant the bodies beneath the tomato plants in their back yard. The tomatoes get used to feed guests with pasta also made with…wait for it…EVOO!

Do I get the Best Tie-In To Original Topic Award?

While I’m at it, Timo, you should learn about the correct uses of an apostrophe at some point!

Thank You Terry!

By: Cowgirlgraphics

Cowgirlgraphics — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:19:09 +0000

Excellent quote from the classic movie: Better Off Dead.

By: Leatherargento

Leatherargento — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:34:26 +0000

It’s already in the Merriam-Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary. Try complaining about something that isn’t already a done deal, okay?

By: SarahBelle

SarahBelle — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:05:59 +0000

11.5: I do.

By: YogaforCynics

YogaforCynics — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:04:01 +0000

Hmmm…I was recently involved with a nutty woman in Takoma Park…she didn’t have a roommate but…hell, there was that room she wouldn’t let me into….

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:33:27 +0000

Man, you’re the hottest thing since sunburns! …girls will go sterile just looking at you!

By: ?????

????? — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:13:17 +0000

I am fairly certain you missed the mark.

By: ?????

????? — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:06:27 +0000

Say it in a Sean Connery accent. Like in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, “the mystery still stands.”

By: Lane

Lane — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:37:11 +0000

I don’t know what’s worse, church or jail.

By: ?????

????? — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:26:39 +0000

You’re all wrong. There would have been proper nesting then.

Squirrels build their nests in oak trees.

By: ?????

????? — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:14:45 +0000

it is always the squirrels you don’t see that are up to the most shenanigans!

By: katrina

katrina — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:03:33 +0000

replied the heavily pregnant snow white to the census taker : ” why yes, there WAS an 8th dwarf …..his name was Humpy, and he left rather suddenly with no forwarding address.”

By: Charles De Mar

Charles De Mar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:49:48 +0000

I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy. I know high school girls.