Comments on: Especially religion

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:02:28 +0000

claw makes me wet myself too, but probably in a different way than what you mean…

By: Secretly Passive Aggresive

Secretly Passive Aggresive — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:52:17 +0000

I regularly come here for claw, runbarbara, mishee, canthz B, Troy McClure, aaa among others. Their humor never ceases to make me blurt out with laughter or have my drink come out of my nose. I think anyone that is offended by the comments that are made is probably someone that writes the kind of notes that get ridiculed here.

By: Secretly Passive Aggresive

Secretly Passive Aggresive — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:47:47 +0000

Team Thumbs Down!

By: Crash

Crash — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:33:14 +0000

Most people here use their imagination and don’t mean the comment literally.

But that seems a bit beyond your scope of understanding, Laura88.

By: Laura88

Laura88 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:30:50 +0000

Ng, you are my new hero! Just so you know, SHE didn’t post it. Somone took a picture & posted it to show…IDK….whatever they were trying to say.

By: Laura88

Laura88 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:26:12 +0000

That may be your intention, but calling a person’s baby a demon, devil child, whatever is just plain rude & insulting. So, it’s not “harmless”.

By: Crash

Crash — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:25:05 +0000

OK, I give…why don’t we all talk about politics and religion on a web sight dedicated to making remarks, such as the ones you see here, on ?
That would make a lot more sense…wouldn’t it ?

So what do you think of abortion ?

Maybe that’s funny to you

By: morpho aurora

morpho aurora — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:16:24 +0000

i don’t think we are the ones who need a sense of humor.

By: Laura88

Laura88 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:05:38 +0000

Wow. You guys need a sense of humor! This was obviously wrtten by someone whose baby has trouble sleeping & the buzzer starts a vicious cycle. If you ever spent 3 hrs trying to get your child to sleep only to have some Religious fanatic, or solicitor waken them, you’d get it!

By: sizeXS

sizeXS — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:35:31 +0000

The old Federal Express protocol was “ring, rap, drop” — ring the doorbell, knock on the door, leave the package. I’m sure there was a lot of confusion with the whole “rap” portion, though, so they had to tweak it a bit.

By: Wade

Wade — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:36:45 +0000

Press the buzzer once, and hold it for four or five minutes? (turn to page 57)

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:27:52 +0000

You’ve come to a buzzer panel in front of an apartment building. To the left of you, there is an empty barrel. To the right of you, there is an old man sitting on a chair. Do you…

Look inside the barrel? (turn to page 79)
Ask the old man if he’s seen the cosmic peach? (turn to page 4)
Press the buzzer four or five times? (turn to page 23)

By: Lurker

Lurker — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:14:41 +0000

It’s not the content of the note that’s funny. It’s the execution.

It’s another case of someone trying to be bitingly witty and smart, and failing miserably. If the sign just said something like, “Please don’t buzz unless we’re expecting you; the baby has trouble sleeping,” I guarantee you the note wouldn’t be posted here, and if it was nobody would comment on it.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:19:07 +0000

Thanks.
I asked because when my late-wife was sick at home the UPS guy delivering her injectable medications left before she could get to the door.
She was on her way, but just couldn’t move too fast at that point.
I had to call them back and demand that they send someone back ASAP because the meds were perishable.

Where I am now (a multi-unit building) I’ve seen the FedEx guy walk up with 3 or 4 stickers in his hand and walk away in less than a minute. I think he rings the bells, waits for a response for a sec or two, places stickers and leaves. He doesn’t even have packages, just stickers. I suppose if someone answers he goes back to the truck for their package.

PS: it took me a sec to figure out SAHM = stay at home mom! LOL