despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)
related: be curtius
despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)
related: be curtius
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#1
agirlie

Maybe the amount of overtime required to make the company grow so rapidly has made everyone consume more coffee thereby increasing need for creamer and sugar.
Besides-if they are pissed at Esp. Deborah for using creamer in her oatmeal, they should approach her directly! Who the ef eats oatmeal at work?????
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm rating: +1 
#2
Canthz_B

I thought all creamer/sugar Nazis were into bondage. Apparently not.
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm rating: +2 
#3
Stitchin-Liz

I agree, how DARE they use creamer for anything other than beverages! And only one creamer per coffee you greedy bastards!
And only one napkin/paper towel! And stop using the spoons/forks, we didn’t put them out there for you to use!
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:29 pm rating: +8 
#4
claw71

I got your creamer right here.
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:31 pm rating: +29 
#5
anglophile

So now I’m being discriminated against at the workplace because I was born preferring oatmeal instead of coffee?
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm rating: +14 
#6
secondsout

You run out, you run out. Fuck it! If people want creamer and there isn’t any, they’ll bring some from home.
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:37 pm rating: +10 
#7
secondsout

The official sugar ration is one spoonful per employee per day. If you consume more than your ration, you will drive the company out of business. You wouldn’t want that, would you?
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:38 pm rating: +7 
#8
Canthz_B

“You’ll have your coffee the way I have mine - one sugar, one creamer - and like it!”
- Cruella DeVille
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:39 pm rating: +12 
#9
Canthz_B

If we run out of creamer and sugar my hands are tied, I’m fitted with a ball gag and I’m whipped with a cat-o-nine tails by Juan Valdez!
Aug 26, 2008 at 6:42 pm rating: +3