Please pick up your dirty laundry ASAP

August 28th, 2008 · 127 comments

Says our anonymous Facebook user in Ottawa: “It’s exactly what it looks like.”

Your stuff is packed and sitting in the garage!!! Please pick up ASAP...sick of the lying and cheating....

related: In daylights? In sunsets? In midnights? In posts on Facebook?

FILED UNDER: ex drama · Facebook · Ottawa


127 responses so far ↓

  • #1   loislane24

    damn… that sucks. If it were me, his stuff would be dumped all over the street, not packed up in the garage

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:22 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   katrina

      Iput pepper essential oil all over my ex’s underwear….after I’d sewed up the holes in his boxers…

      Aug 29, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Mishee bang

      don’t you know anything? it’s all about the tiger balm.

      That’s how the lead singer to Fishbone gets the “energy” up to do all those flips and bouncing around the stage like he does. (true story, that’s what he told my hubby when they were smoking a blunt together backstage one day)

      Aug 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Miss Unloop bang

      Maybe I should try that – after smoking a blunt, I need all the energy I can get!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 9:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   arugula

      Um, it says, “his” so HE was thoughtful enough to pack up HER crap after she apparently lied and cheated. She lied and cheated, right????

      Oct 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   amelia

      gender-specific much? or are you certain it’s a homosexual relationship being referenced… because a male wrote all that.

      ahem.

      “edited Looking For in his…”

      Nov 16, 2008 at 5:51 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   rob

      It’s a “him,” bitch. “she” cheated on “him.”

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   amy d bang

    I wonder if he/she is sick of the lying and cheating?

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:26 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Eric B.

      Yes, why the lying? Why can’t people stand and cheat for a change?

      Aug 28, 2008 at 7:28 pm   rating: 50  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   amy d bang

      Takes too much muscle mass for today’s wimpy youth.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 7:53 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Claire bang

      I recall the opportunity I had to pack up the belongings of my lyin’ cheatin’ ex…I still wonder if he noticed that I had also dumped the contents of the cat’s litter box in with his suits, ties, and shirts…

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:09 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Claire bang

      Amy, I wonder if they ever really met…if the relationship was all really just cybersex and the stuff in the garage are just the printouts and steaming emails….

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:11 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Timo bang

      Oh it is steaming something alright but not emails….

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:31 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   claw71 bang

      After 6 days of marriage I’m so numb from boredom that I really don’t mind all the lying and the cheating. It’s the used condoms thrown carelessly around the house that bothers me.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 8:46 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   Numinous bang

      Well, then maybe you and your harem should learn to pick up after yourselves.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 8:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   Miss Unloop bang

      As long as they’re not filled with someone else’s creamer, you probably shouldn’t complain.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 9:02 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   gambrinus

    So did they actually break up with someone over Facebook, or did they just want to broadcast his/her dumped status to all their friends?

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Claire bang

      Perhaps he/she found out that the ex was really seeing someone on MySpace….

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:12 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   0falcon8 bang

    *****is Your stuff has accidentally spilled out of the garage, doused itself with lighter fluid and commited suicide via self immolation because you did not pick it up ASAP…sick of the lying and cheating…. 8:31pm

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm   rating: 98  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Canthz_B bang

    My stuff can sit forever. I’d rush to the rescue if it were forced to stand in the garage.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   secondsout bang

    So is my stuff sick of the lying and cheating, or just the facebook addict?

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:34 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   0falcon8 bang

    Facebook: the new Jerry Springer

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:35 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Canthz_B bang

    If my stuff has been packed and is sitting in the garage I’m not the one who has been cheating!

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   secondsout bang

    First it was Friendster, then that became passe. Then it was MySpace, which became the cool spot. Now it’s passe. Facebook is the spot for now, but for how long? Nostrasecondsoutus predicts that facebook will be passe in a year, and a new form of social networking / stalking / target for child predators / PAN goldmine will be in favor.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:37 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   T

      “Nostrasecondsoutus” :lol:

      Aug 28, 2008 at 7:41 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Claire bang

      Pardon me, Nostrasecondsoutus, but your name sounds like a sexually transmitted disease contracted by cheatin’ and lyin’ and getting some action from all the wrong people…Clarvoyancy is infectious, isn’t it? :)

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:16 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Claire bang

      The next hot cyberspace social pit….LieAboutAttributesAndMeetSomeHotties…..

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:18 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   secondsout bang

      It’s nowhere near as painful as clairemydia.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:19 pm   rating: 34  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   Claire bang

      ROTFLMAO!!! Touche, secondsout!

      Pst! Hand me the salve, please.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.6   aaa

      Does that mean I get to be a horrifying infectious agent? I mean, all really the bad STDs are just strings of three letters. Is this why I don’t have any friends and mothers pull their young children close when I walk past them?

      Aug 28, 2008 at 9:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.7   Claire bang

      Or it could be because you keep exposing yourself to absolute strangers…..

      Aug 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.8   Mishee bang

      absolut stranger exposure

      for some reason that sounds better…

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.9   snee

      absolut stranger exposure?

      it does sound better. in fact, if sounds fuc–quite tasty.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.10   AuntyBron

      You expose strangers to vodka? I’m so there!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 1:02 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   JoelWhy

    I’m betting they get back together to give it one more go at things…

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Claire bang

      The healing can only take place,joelwhy, if they can add each other to their Friends List again…..

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:19 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Xtroll

      Your not talking about someone you work with are you and the whole spoiled milk thing again?

      Aug 28, 2008 at 9:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Canthz_B bang

      Tonight on pet peeves run amok…

      Aug 28, 2008 at 9:44 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Sue Do Nim

      Your not kidding, CB. ;)

      Aug 28, 2008 at 10:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   Canthz_B bang

      :-D

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   SarahBelle

      it wasn’t spoiled milk, it was breast milk!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   smalvarado bang

    I’m sick of lying down eating cheetos. :(

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:46 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   secondsout bang

    Skip ahead a couple weeks and the updates read:

    ***** is missing getting laid.
    ***** is researching local escort services.
    ***** is still feeling sorry for himself.
    ***** is sick of the lying and cheating.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:51 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Claire bang

      Go back a couple of weeks and read:

      *****tired of no sex
      *****smelling cheap perfume on my squeeze’s clothes
      *****discovered hickey the size of a nectarine on my honey’s tush…and I did not put it there!
      *****how many nights does one have to work overtime at a doughnut shop?

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:22 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   RunBarbara bang

      who the hell says tush? even my grandma says ass, and she’s been dead like ten years.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:29 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Timo bang

      You’re right RB she used to say “put it in my ass, put it in my ass!”
      Man I miss her.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:34 pm   rating: 39  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Claire bang

      Oops! Grew up in Bible-beating fundamentalist community…an ass was something you could ride into town upon…it also had long ears and brayed….

      RunBarbara, does your grandmother appear to you now, even ten years later, to comment about various “ass”?

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   RunBarbara bang

      timo, she only wanted you to fuck her in the ass because the chance of her getting pregnant from your mongoloid sperm was horrific.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:38 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Timo bang

      She didn’t have to worry mongie sperm is thick like peanut butter and it just swims in circles.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:46 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   morpho aurora bang

      timo – i guess i shouldn’t have eaten that sandwich you made 8O

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:52 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.8   Canthz_B bang

      You can ride into town on an ass. If you’re doing it right she’ll bray too. ;-)

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:52 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.9   Timo bang

      No it was okay Morpho I got that jar outta Mishee’s cupboard… ookaaay maybe you shouldn’t have. :razz:

      CB there is a bareback joke in theere but I can’t extract it.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.10   Claire bang

      Aaaahhh…that explains why he was always the first one in the driveway when the question “who wants to go into town?” was asked.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 9:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.11   Mishee bang

      Did I hear my name?

      Is this the part when I turn the topic to “All About Mishee”??

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.12   secondsout bang

      Wait, which part was about you? Was it “escort service,” “long ears and braying,” “tush,” “mongoloid?” Oh, wait, nevermind, there’s your name.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 3:18 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.13   T

      It is always Mishee Time!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 9:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.14   Mishee bang

      HaHa! I got the Hundreth Comment!! :D

      God, I effin rule!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.15   SarahBelle

      STOP! Mishee Time!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.16   Mishee bang

      SarahBelle – you will be allowed to live for another day…

      You have entered my good graces and that is essential for your survival here on PAN.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 2:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Josh

    Ungrammatical Facebook statuses drive me crazy.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:53 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   aaa

      There’s really no excuse anymore since they made the “is” optional. Hopefully this is all pre-optional is. But considering they didn’t have the sense not to air their dirty laundry on the internet for all to see, I wouldn’t be surprised if they just left the is in.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 9:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   RunBarbara bang

    This is why when I break up with someone, I write “Impotent” on their front lawn in lighter fluid. One match later, Im pretty sure they get the message. When they dont have a lawn, I just do it to their car.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 7:54 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   amy d bang

      Carving it into their stomach lasts longer.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 7:56 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   K Dog

      You are my hero, RunBarbara.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   RunBarbara bang

      amy, i always carve their name into my stomach after ive faked the first pregnancy and subsequent miscarriage. ive found it has a 89% success rate in getting them to take me back, even if i fucked their dad in the interim.
      of course, i am running out of room. i guess i’ll just have to meet someone named JoshDavidSecondsoutKevinMike if i want it to work again.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:28 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   se

      let’s see..
      fake pregnancy..
      faked miscarraige…
      fucked pop…
      damn, I do know you.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 9:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   Vortgord

      Calling someone impotent is weak as piss. It’s like trying to shut someone down by calling them a diabetic or something.

      It’s like…. So? I don’t need contraception to avoid ending up supporting a tribe of dirty screaming sprogs. Sweet.

      If my jelly had no seeds (which may well be the case) I’d be quite happy for the world to know, and I can’t imagine anyone giving a toss.

      If you really want to be malicious, try “paedophile”, “dribbles when he cums”, or “pee’s when he coughs”.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 10:04 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.6   unholyghost2003 bang

      1. “Weak as piss” only works if you have never has a whiff of RB’s piss.

      2. Impotent means unable to get or maintain an erection. INFERTILE means you can not spawn. Illiterate means people like you.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 10:14 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.7   RunBarbara bang

      isnt vortgord a herpes medication? i think i saw some in his mom’s cabinet when i was looking for rubber gloves…probably where he got the name.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 10:26 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.8   Tina O

      No it, VortGord, is used to treat anal leakage. They run the commercials for it on the Oxygen network all the time.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 10:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   T

    Seriously why isn’t that shit burning in the yard rather than standing in the garage?

    Aug 28, 2008 at 8:01 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   not amy d

      Because burning shit really stinks???

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   RunBarbara bang

      if your shit can stand in the garage all on its own, you’d better stab it, shoot it, exorcise it and then set it on fire.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:14 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   Timo bang

      If it is standing in the garage I am moving the fuck out. It can have the garage and the house. Amityville horror would never happen to me. “get out” Okay See YA!

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:38 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   Mishee bang

      Mr. Hankey has taken offense to all of your assumptions.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   secondsout bang

      Maybe burning is just how Mr. Hankey feels. As in, Mr. Hankey is suffering from Clairemydia.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 3:19 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Claire bang

    If your ex has kept your shit in the garage instead of flushing it, perhaps he/she needs to be featured on an episode of “Dr. Phil”.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 8:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   marlo

    It’s like hitting rewind on the sad little narrative of his love life.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 8:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   morpho aurora bang

    i’m sick of all the lying and cheating too. maybe i should see a therapist. or at least quit hanging out with rb’s mom.

    :)

    Aug 28, 2008 at 8:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   HS

    Should read:

    ____ is your stuff packed and sitting in the garage?
    I think it’s a question.

    He said he packed it and then didn’t know where he put it??
    I’m confused.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Xtroll

    Now who did all the shit packing? Was it homo or hetro shit packing and why are they lying about it?
    Also speaking of Dirty Laundry and packing shit, where’s the bubble-headed bleach blond so I can pack her shit.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   aaa

    Now, if this person wanted to be really PA, they would’ve posted a tear-filled, btichy rant on LiveJournal (complete with appropriate user picture, song, and mood to go with the post), put this shit up on Twitter, have photos of themselves looking all distraught all over Myspace, and maybe a video of them packing up their crap (and maybe torching it or cutting it up) on Youtube in addition to this stuff on Facebook.

    BTW, does anyone even use LiveJournal anymore? I mean, it seems like everyone did in high school, but that was a while ago, before the widespread popularity of Blogger and Facebook.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 9:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Mishee bang

      Wow aaa, you make me feel old… when I was in High School I was on Prodigy, but nobody who was “cool” knew anything about that kind of shit..

      Wow it was awesome, I was connected at 14.4kbps! It rocked!

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Eric B.

      You call that old? When I was in high school, we had to actually talk to each other. (Uphill. In the snow. Both ways.) Back then, the internet was still just a glimmer in Al Gore’s eye.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:37 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   snee

      you call that old? when i was in high school, we could only grunt at each other while the teacher carved the lessons onto the cave wall.

      (al gore was around, but he couldn’t yet stand upright, and all he was doing was bugging everyone to use all parts of the mammoth and recycle the bones for spears. blah blah blah.)

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:19 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.4   Canthz_B bang

      You had caves? When I was in school we hadn’t yet left the trees!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:43 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.5   AuntyBron

      I was old when dirt was young. In fact I was on the committee when the proposed existance of dirt was on the agenda. I voted against it…

      …Twice

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:59 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.6   aaa

      Damn, now I feel like a young whippersnapper. And here I was feeling old because the little middle school children these days don’t know what Tamagotchi and Captain Planet are.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 1:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.7   Canthz_B bang

      I feel old because Dick and Jane are almost forgotten.
      That just makes me want to run, run, run!

      Aug 29, 2008 at 2:35 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.8   Mishee bang

      I’ve never forgotten Dick…

      Jane however… she’s forgettable…

      Aug 29, 2008 at 8:10 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.9   aaa

      Jane was a pain in the ass. Always wanting to hang around when we were out with Dick…

      Aug 29, 2008 at 9:04 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.10   hamburke

      I read my mom’s Dick & Jane books – but don’t worry guys, Dick & Jane Primers have been reprinted and they’re making a come back. I spent the last 18 months working with my daughter on reading. Let me tell you Dick & Jane (let’s not forget little Sally) ROCK! They were better than any of those I Can Read! books at teaching reading concepts even if they are a bit boring

      Aug 29, 2008 at 9:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.11   LS77

      If he/she has a whole lot of spare time to do all that she’s better of creating an account on singles.com or creating her own site sickoflyingandcheating.com

      I’ve never heard of LiveJournal before, does this mean I’m too young?! =)

      Aug 29, 2008 at 2:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.12   Quite Contrary

      I’ve never heard of Live Journal either, which makes me incredibly old. So old that when I was in high school, you actually had to be home when he called because there were no answering machines. And when he lied and cheated on you, you had to use the dial phone to call your friends to tell them. That is, if their sister wasn’t tying up the phone all night, because there was no such thing as call waiting either.

      Aug 30, 2008 at 12:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.13   Miss Unloop bang

      Totally! There was no dumping via text message, just a note folded over, like, five or six times passed to you in Math class…

      Aug 30, 2008 at 12:31 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.14   Timo bang

      I am so old that back in the day school was swimming in the primordial sea like a bunch of mer-peoples…and… erm… okay nevermind.

      Let’s go back to talking about Mishee! :lol:

      Aug 30, 2008 at 12:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.15   Mishee bang

      Sounds like a plan to me!!!

      Aug 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Lurker

    ***is sick of the lying and cheating

    ***is happy being single

    ***is secure in his own solitude

    ***is now willing to overlook the lying and cheating

    Aug 28, 2008 at 9:41 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Numinous bang

      *** is passed out in a pool of vomit and cum.

      *** is all sticky and needs a shower but is having more beer instead.

      *** is too busy drinking beer and masturbating to worry about the lying and cheating anymore.

      *** is watching porn.

      *** is drinking beer to forget about all the lying and cheating.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 9:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    I’d think the least of my worries would be someone cheating on me if they had already doused me with lye.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 9:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Claire bang

    There was a news story the other day about how employers now also check out potential employees’ MySpace and Facebook sites out when considering hiring them. Amazing what some people will put on their profile pages. Guess I’d better remove the photo of me in my leather outfit on MySpace profile…unless of course, my potential boss is into bondage….

    Aug 28, 2008 at 11:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Mishee bang

      Only if the HR person you talked to is named Casey. But I find that very unlikely, as Casey is no longer in HR.

      But then again, she might have just told you that she was in HR to get into your pants.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Claire bang

      That explains why Casey kept looking over her shoulder and was acting so nervous…and why her office was located in the handicap stall of the ladies room.

      Pffft! Company budget cuts, my ass!

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   Mishee bang

      Just watch out… I think the bathroom is being monitored.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   jackie31337 bang

      Not the whole bathroom, just the sanitary disposal containers.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 6:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Mishee bang

    I wonder if they don’t pick up their stuff ASAP if that would be considered tantamount to storage.

    Aug 28, 2008 at 11:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   snee

      **** is charging you $10/day for the storage of your stuff.

      **** is still sick of the lying and cheating, but wouldn’t mind making a buck.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:23 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Claire bang

    If their stuff is lying and cheating, maybe they do not want it either….

    Aug 28, 2008 at 11:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Canthz_B bang

    That first four hours sounds so much like: “I’m packing your shit (call me).” “Your shit is packed (call me)!”
    Followed 3 1/2 hours later by: “Fine! Fuck you! Come and get your shit outta my garage!”

    Aug 29, 2008 at 4:12 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   claw71 bang

      Am I the only one who envisions that this thread was started by Erika Badu?

      Aug 29, 2008 at 8:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   claw71 bang

    This is pretty weak, but Lorena Bobbit probably did set the bar a little too high.

    Aug 29, 2008 at 5:44 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   se

      It seems to me that she actually set the cutoff point a little low.

      Aug 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Red Letterboxer bang

    “____ edited Looking For in his Profile.”

    I guess this means Facebook records show the writer’s gender as male. I try to avoid stereotypes and generalizations, but I wouldn’t have expected this much drama from a guy…

    …unless the lying cheater is also a guy, in which case I’ve just made another stereotypical generalization. But it does make the story a bit more fun and easier to imagine.

    Aug 29, 2008 at 9:00 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   gwennie

      True. If he was straight, we’d read the following:

      “**** is Talked to my mom about your lying and cheating. She was always right about you.”

      Aug 30, 2008 at 4:32 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Quizoid

      Since “looking for” was edited at all… maybe he changed his sexual preference after this episode… adding to the drama (O:

      I know… more likely… he just changed it from nothing to his gender of choice, but I can pretend :OP

      Sep 11, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   thirty six red

    mmm…I’m thinkin’ garage sex- think of all the options; get out the jumper cables and vise grips I’m gonna teach you the meaning of respect. Be- atch

    Aug 29, 2008 at 9:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   unholyghost2003 bang

    If you are Facebooking your break-up you are too young to be living with someone.

    *Sigh* I wish I could log-in on my OTHER favorite site, but it isn’t working :(

    Aug 29, 2008 at 9:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   GhostWriter bang

    …keeping with the “Dirty Laundry” theme…

    I hate the lying and the cheating too
    Must be a sucker, a sucker for abuse
    Packing up your stuff for you,
    Get your dirty laundry!

    Well, we coulda stayed connected, but you always cheat
    I just packed your stuff up, I didn’t try to be neat
    Come an’ get it, ASAP
    Get your dirty laundry!

    Sick of all the lies
    Sick of all the fraud
    Sick of all the lies
    Sick of all the fraud

    Sick of all the lies
    Sick of all the fraud
    Sick of all the lies
    Sicker all around

    You met that bubble-headed-bleach-blonde
    who got off on at five-
    Does she know about your anger? …or the pain of your lies?
    How interesting- she’s not too bright,
    Get your dirty laundry!

    Come and get your gun collection-
    and your red Corvette
    You know, there’s oil on your suits now, I jammed ‘em under it.
    Get your metric socket set,
    and your dirty laundry!

    I don’t really need to find out what’s going on
    I don’t really want to know just how far its gone
    Just leave Wellington alone!*
    Get your dirty laundry!
    (* note: “Wellington” is the Yorkie)

    Sick of all the lies
    Sick of all the fraud
    Sick of all the lies
    Sick of all the fraud

    Sick of all the lies
    Sick of all the fraud
    Sick of all the lies
    Sicker all around
    .
    .
    .

    Aug 29, 2008 at 10:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   T

      In the words of the great Mojo Nixon;
      Don Henley must die.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 12:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   Journal of Social awkwardness

    drama-rama!
    Worst part: how do the people who see this facebook update act towards the person who wrote the status? Awkward public aggression!

    Aug 29, 2008 at 11:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   ellemarie bang

      ‘awkward public aggression’ would be a great alternate title for this blog. or at least a good subsection.

      Aug 29, 2008 at 2:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Mishee bang

    I wonder if this is the same guy who did some mean things to his girlfriend via a Cinnamon Challenge…

    Aug 29, 2008 at 11:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   ellemarie bang

    20 bucks says his ex isn’t even on facebook– he just wanted everyone else to know.

    Aug 29, 2008 at 3:01 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Ourhero

    My lying and cheating NEVER earned me a storage spot (with FREE packing!!)

    I must be doing it wrong.

    Aug 29, 2008 at 10:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   bikerbabeee bang

    This is why I have avoided most of these type of social sites. except this one of course!

    Aug 30, 2008 at 1:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   reason #784 why you should never list your relationship status in your facebook profile

    [...] related: please pick up your dirty laundry asap [...]

    Dec 4, 2008 at 11:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   thegoddessmelissa

    how to NOT be passive-aggressive? i piled his crap up in a heap in the middle of the street at 2am and set it on fire…. and he cleaned it up.

    Dec 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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