Comments on: Coming soon: the all-you-can-spell buffet

By: the sushi nazi

the sushi nazi — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:06:46 +0000

[...] related: the all-you-can-spell buffet [...]

By: araucaria

araucaria — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:52:13 +0000

Actually, the joke appeared in an old Gumby cartoon way back in the ’60s. You know what Picasso (maybe) said: “Good artists copy; great artists steal.”

By: ambra

ambra — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:55:59 +0000

There’s a restaurant in Seattle like this called “Foodie Goodie” and it’s a Chinese Buffet. They CHARGE for uneaten food. After we got a taste, we know why. Disgusting.

By: optimismopski

optimismopski — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:30:44 +0000

You leave now! You been here 4 hour!

By: Chloe

Chloe — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:14:31 +0000

…so clean your plates, dammit!

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:50:02 +0000

This place is still disgusting. You should see the floor in the cooking area. Oh and all your meat starts in frozen chunks.

I ate there once and will never eat there again!

By: Carrie

Carrie — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:26:01 +0000

OH TruTV sucks, but they do have “The Smoking Gun Presents: The Worlds Dumbest Criminals” featuring such bright eyed wonderstars as Leif Garrett, Tonya Harding, Todd Bridges, Danny Bonaduce (OK I love HIM!!), and in absofuckinglutely amazing technicolor bad face liftedness GARY BUSEY!! Making comments about stupid people. Sometimes, if you’re lucky Gary Busey will give a few words of wisdom to round out the hour.

and uh this sign was fucking delicious (keeping w/the program here)

By: kthxbai

kthxbai — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:36:27 +0000

I remember that dilbert comic. That was the first thing I thought when I saw this note!

haha

By: HS

HS — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:26:42 +0000

Let’s give the person a chance- maybe he/she suffers from dyslexia.
OR perhaps there’s a miscommunication in the translation?

By: secondsout

secondsout — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:09:15 +0000

You will eat the parsley, the chicken bones, and even your Mongolian BBQ hat. We do not waste here. Eat them!!

By: Delphi

Delphi — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:29:58 +0000

A thousand heartfelt apologies. Hope I didn’t ruin your dumpling!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:06:41 +0000

Waist Knot I Gut!

By: Mishee

Mishee — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:06:31 +0000

or even Tao’s Gadren….

By: Delphi

Delphi — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:29:24 +0000

I hate when buffets get all uppity about customers wasting food. It would be fair to have a ‘no waste’ rule if everything tasted good, but no less than half the food at ANY buffet is inedible. I’m not gonna choke down a cardboard dumpling from the Ming dynasty just because Tao”s Gadron frowns on waste…