edward says this sign was posted on every floor and inside all the elevators at the hotel that headquartered ucla’s study abroad program in granada, spain last semester.
can you blame them? i mean, really — what a waste of perfectly good manchego!
edward says this sign was posted on every floor and inside all the elevators at the hotel that headquartered ucla’s study abroad program in granada, spain last semester.
can you blame them? i mean, really — what a waste of perfectly good manchego!
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118 responses so far ↓
#1
zombieBlanco

The smeared cheese should have tipped the hotel staff off to the fact that this was a sneak attack by visiting UW Badgers. Long and storied is the Bruins/Badgers overseas rivalry.
Sep 2, 2008 at 8:33 pm rating: +17 
#2
Pwntastic

do not smear cheese on the hotel’s doors, it hurts the hotel’s feelings
Sep 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm rating: +2 
#3
zombieBlanco

✔ annoying music
✔ cheap booze
¿ spreadable cheese
Sep 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm rating: +13 
#4
Canthz_B

Dear Hotel,
While we recognize that European cheeses have strange aromas, be advised that that was not cheese but whiz!
PS: Quiet celebrations are for pussies!
Party on, Dude!
Sep 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: +18 
#5
secondsout

It was garlic cheese, to keep away the French vampires.
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm rating: +7 
#6
secondsout

No cheese on the door? How about peanut butter? What?? Stop holding my art down, man! The censors are always trying to shut down free expression and stuff.
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm rating: +9 
#7
Ourhero

I wonder if there is a list of acceptable food products to rub on the doors.
Nothing says “celebration” like a good, old fashioned door rubbing.
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm rating: +14 
#8
Canthz_B

We didn’t pay our hotel bills…we gave them cheese!
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm rating: +2 
#9
Canthz_B

If you run a cheesy hotel, what do you expect?
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm rating: +18 
#10
secondsout

Doesn’t say anything about spreading the cheese into the carpets. Party on!!
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm rating: +13 
#11
Canthz_B

Shallow Cheese, we will wipe no cheese, before its time.
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm rating: +1 
#12
Eric B.

UCLA students smear Kraft slices.
USC students smear Brie.
San Diego State students think cheese is fucking delicious.
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm rating: +7 
#13
B Rad

You can order last night’s episode of “UCLA Students” for only 30 EUROS!!
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm rating: +5 
#14
Troy McClure

The hotelier from Grenada
Was all “don’t smear the cheese, yadda yadda”
We’re just showin’ you dudes
How to party with foods
But don’t thank us, really; de nada
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm rating: +33 
#15
Canthz_B

I was in a hotel lobby in Grenada
Just sitting reading the day’s Pravda.
On the glass doors men spread cheese,
Shouted I, “Boys! Stop! Please”,
The example set, they shouldn’t've oughtta!
Should be nested under Troy’s #14.
Sep 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm rating: +3 
#16
zombieBlanco

Uhhh, hi — Mom?
I was kinda hoping you could, like, ummm wire me 50 dollars?
Well, we had a party last night — no, nobody’s hurt…no, nobody’s in jail.
We….we, ummm, got a little out-of-control…and…well…we, like, spread ummmm cheese — yah, I said cheese
We spread cheese over the hotel doors and now they want us to pay extra to have it cleaned!
Mom? Mom?
Sep 2, 2008 at 10:06 pm rating: +11 
#17
0falcon8

Our dairy brethern will not be oppressed!!!
Viva la gorganzola!!!
UCLA
United Cheese Liberation Army
Sep 2, 2008 at 10:09 pm rating: +35 
#18
Quite Contrary
