Just doing their part to uphold the reputation of Americans abroad

September 2nd, 2008 · 119 comments

Edward says this sign was posted on every floor and inside all the elevators at the hotel that headquartered UCLA’s study abroad program in Granada, Spain last semester.

UCLA STUDENTS: Do not smear cheese on the hotel's door. Otherwise we will have to pay the extra cleaning costs to the hotel (approximately 30 EUROS for last night's episode!!!!!!) If you plan to celebrate end of classes tonight, do it quietly or else do it outside the hotel. Last night other guests complained about UCLA's noise!!!!

Can you blame them? I mean, really — what a waste of perfectly good manchego!

related: Are you proud to be an American?

FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · Americans abroad · cheese · college life · exclamation-point happy!!!! · noise · Spain


119 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zombieBlanco bang

    The smeared cheese should have tipped the hotel staff off to the fact that this was a sneak attack by visiting UW Badgers. Long and storied is the Bruins/Badgers overseas rivalry.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 8:33 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Claire bang

      Perhaps the hotel should not leave complimentary packages of cream cheese out during the complimentary breakfast…what is next…marmalade left upon the door handles?

      Hotel security should have checked the paws of all guest Badgers the morning after…hmmmm…..

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Pwntastic

    do not smear cheese on the hotel’s doors, it hurts the hotel’s feelings

    Sep 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Claire bang

      Those hotel doors were fucking delicious!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:47 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   snee bang

      claire, claire, claire…. suit up!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 2:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Claire bang

      *Sigh*

      All right…if I must…but the unitard chafes me so….

      Sep 3, 2008 at 2:19 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   zombieBlanco bang

          ✔ annoying music

          ✔ cheap booze

         ¿  spreadable cheese

    Sep 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   BurstingAtTheSeams

      Such beautiful humor!

      Sep 4, 2008 at 6:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    Dear Hotel,

    While we recognize that European cheeses have strange aromas, be advised that that was not cheese but whiz!

    PS: Quiet celebrations are for pussies!
    Party on, Dude!

    Sep 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   secondsout bang

    It was garlic cheese, to keep away the French vampires.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Canthz_B bang

      Limburger, to keep away the olfactory gifted.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Below me

      Dude, that wasn’t cheese…

      Sep 2, 2008 at 11:34 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Claire bang

      Ah, yes! The ingeniuty of American college students abroad combined with surplus availability of cheap, spreadable things in Spain…viola!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   CremeBrulee

      …cheap, spreadable things…

      *snicker

      Sep 3, 2008 at 10:18 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   Tre-Fillet

      Cheap and spreadable? Sounds like Candy…

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   Mishee bang

      sounds like RB’s mom to me…

      but then again, she also emits a “cheesy like substance” – I wouldn’t suggest spreading it on a cracker (or a door for that matter)…!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.7   RunBarbara bang

      of course, it goes without saying that you spread your legs to get some of it on your “clams”.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.8   Thea

      living with a Frenchman, I can assure you that garlic has the opposite of a repellent effect…

      Sep 4, 2008 at 5:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   secondsout bang

    No cheese on the door? How about peanut butter? What?? Stop holding my art down, man! The censors are always trying to shut down free expression and stuff.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Claire bang

      Some people are highly allergic to anything containing peanuts…perhaps hotel staff should look for peanut-intolerant vandals

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:44 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   agirlie bang

      L’homme essaye toujours de me réduire!!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Donna Martin Graduates!

      I hope you don’t let them. Fuck that!

      Sep 4, 2008 at 8:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Ourhero

    I wonder if there is a list of acceptable food products to rub on the doors.

    Nothing says “celebration” like a good, old fashioned door rubbing.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Abe Froman

      Cheese is an acceptable product to rub on the door. The hotel only prefers that you quietly smear your cheese while celebrating indoors, otherwise smear it on the outside doors and make all the noise you want!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 5:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Ourhero

      I see, so it is less about the actual cheese smearing,
      more about the decibel level, while smearing the aforementioned cheese.

      OK then, my trip to Spain is back on!

      Sep 4, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Canthz_B bang

    We didn’t pay our hotel bills…we gave them cheese!

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Claire bang

      Wasn’t it Franco who said, “Let them eat queso?”

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:45 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Timo bang

      FrancoAmerican

      Sep 3, 2008 at 10:31 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    If you run a cheesy hotel, what do you expect?

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Claire bang

      I bet this was in relatiation for the fact that the toilets did not flush properly and the students were requested to use just one square of toilet paper….

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   secondsout bang

    Doesn’t say anything about spreading the cheese into the carpets. Party on!!

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Canthz_B bang

    Shallow Cheese, we will wipe no cheese, before its time.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Eric B.

    UCLA students smear Kraft slices.
    USC students smear Brie.
    San Diego State students think cheese is fucking delicious.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   bellabeastie

      I personally like Swiss. Can I avoid the unitard ? If I like fucking delicious swiss??

      Sep 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Canthz_B bang

      A dicey move, beastie, but I think you pulled it off by the way you swiveled your hips through it! Nice moves! :-P

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Quite Contrary bang

      Humboldt State students crave cheese after they get high.
      Stanford students think they are too good for cheese.
      Cal students will protest for the freedom of the enslaved cheese.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Joe bang

      Bellabeastie, you like fucking delicious swiss? If we’re still talking about cheese, that’s an image I don’t want in my head, you sick little deviant. If we’re talking about the people, I don’t want to know how you determine their “delicious”-ness.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   zombieBlanco bang

      QC — thanks for being the first person EVER to equate HSU to Cal or Stanford.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Quite Contrary bang

      The two people I know from Humboldt are far smarter than the two people I know from Stanford.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   bellabeastie

      Hey Joe– Ooh yes, I like the cheeessse. Swiss. With all those little holes in it… And the people. Well, they are just lovley.

      And just who are you to call me a “sick little deviant”?

      We haven’t even met.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.8   Mishee bang

      Berkeley students are actually eating government cheese at the moment… but when you live in a tree, you gotta take what you can get!

      MIT students are mostly lactose intolerant. Damn math geeks.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:10 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.9   Timo bang

      MIT students are not lactose intolerant Mishee! Gallons of milk in lattes are consumed by math tools every term. Plus who can forget about the annual cheese paddle wheel race down the Charles against Harvard!?

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:49 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.10   Mark bang

      How many Smoots long is the paddle wheel race?

      Sep 3, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.11   Timo bang

      It is 881.419 Smoots

      Sep 3, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.12   Mishee bang

      Claude Henry Smoot?

      Sep 3, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.13   Tina O

      Oliver R. Smoot.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_R._Smoot

      Sep 3, 2008 at 11:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   B Rad

    You can order last night’s episode of “UCLA Students” for only 30 EUROS!!

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   snee bang

      BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

      order now and you will get a second copy made out of cheese–incredible spreadable cheese!

      our operators are standing by.

      Sep 4, 2008 at 12:21 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Troy McClure bang

    The hotelier from Grenada
    Was all “don’t smear the cheese, yadda yadda”
    We’re just showin’ you dudes
    How to party with foods
    But don’t thank us, really; de nada

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm   rating: 36  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    I was in a hotel lobby in Grenada
    Just sitting reading the day’s Pravda.
    On the glass doors men spread cheese,
    Shouted I, “Boys! Stop! Please”,
    The example set, they shouldn’t've oughtta!

    Should be nested under Troy’s #14. :-(

    Sep 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   bellabeastie

      LOL.. CB. ;)

      Why-oh-why would someone spread cheese anywhere? Seriously. I mean, OK, but why? Maybe it’s sort of like egging someone. Or their house. Or car.

      I’d rather have an omelette.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   zombieBlanco bang

    Uhhh, hi — Mom?

    I was kinda hoping you could, like, ummm wire me 50 dollars?

    Well, we had a party last night — no, nobody’s hurt…no, nobody’s in jail.

    We….we, ummm, got a little out-of-control…and…well…we, like, spread ummmm cheese — yah, I said cheese

    We spread cheese over the hotel doors and now they want us to pay extra to have it cleaned!

    Mom? Mom?

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:06 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   0falcon8 bang

    Our dairy brethern will not be oppressed!!!
    Viva la gorganzola!!!

    UCLA
    United Cheese Liberation Army

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:09 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Timo bang

      “Cheeses struggle, some cheeses triumph, others are eliminated. Such is history, such is the history of civilization for thousands of years.!”

      Moo Tse-Tung

      Sep 3, 2008 at 10:06 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Timo bang

      “we must throw off this yoke of cheese oppression!”

      -Che Gruyère

      Sep 3, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   creamy

      Interestingly.. there is actually a spanish cheese called Maó. So poor old Mao Tse-Tung has probably been the butt of spanish cheese jokes for years . Wonder if he knew…

      Sep 3, 2008 at 8:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   creamy

      “I object to cheese because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent”

      Mahatma Gouda

      Sep 3, 2008 at 8:50 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.5   creamy

      “History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is dairy cows, real, living, who do all this.”

      Karl Marxcarpone

      Sep 3, 2008 at 8:58 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.6   creamy

      “Nobody can give you cheese. Nobody can give you gouda or brie or anything. If you’re a man, you take it.”

      Mozzarella X (Mozzarella X Speaks, 1965)

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:12 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.7   Troy McClure bang

      “Smear unto others as you would have them smear unto you.”

      —Cheeses Sliced

      Sep 4, 2008 at 12:29 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.8   Claire

      “Blessed are the cheese makers…”

      Sep 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.9   Timo bang

      ” Consider the cheeses on the doors. They neither toil nor do they spin. They are perfect smears.”

      -Cheese N Rice

      Sep 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Quite Contrary bang

    How did they know it was UCLA’s noise? Spain isn’t exactly known for its quiet evenings.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:19 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Quite Contrary bang

    How do you celebrate quietly?

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   zombieBlanco bang

      sigh

      RunBarbara will be in later to explain ball gags.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:32 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   Quite Contrary bang

      I learn so much from RunBarbara and Mishee!

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Claire bang

      RunBarbara and Mishee are my heroines….they know so much….

      Sep 3, 2008 at 2:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   Mishee bang

      Did you just say that I am heroin? Are you calling me a Silly Slut??

      Cause I could see that… you may just be right…

      Sep 3, 2008 at 8:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.5   Holiday Djinn

      Zombie, there is a difference between a ball gag, and gagging on balls. ;-)

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:26 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.6   zombieBlanco bang

      :wink:   Oh, don’t I know it.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 10:11 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   0falcon8 bang

    thirty euros for some windex and paper towels? did they have to import those from the HR bathroom?

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Quite Contrary bang

    30 euros? Really? I’m accustomed to paying $1.99 for last night’s episode. Or $17.99 for a season.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   creamy

    I am an elevator door, and I want the right to have free, consensual, dairy-oriented relations with the UCLA student of my choice.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:34 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Mishee bang

    As long as nobody was cutting the cheese, I think its all good…

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:37 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   se

      Is that how butt cheese is made?

      Sep 4, 2008 at 2:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   agirlie

      You’re forgetting head cheese.

      Sep 4, 2008 at 8:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Kristin

    Anyone interested in having a party? I live in the Dairy State, Wisconsin. I could get you a good deal on cheese!

    Sep 2, 2008 at 10:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Mishee bang

      Comon now, we all know that good cheese comes from Happy Cows…

      Didn’t you get the memo? California: Its The Cheese.

      Sep 2, 2008 at 10:49 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   anglophile bang

      Oh, Mishee, you keep telling yourself that. But you won’t get the honors of being the top cheese state until you can convince at least one third of the population to wear cheese on their head.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:21 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   Numinous bang

      Somehow I just can’t bring myself to eat hippie CA cheese. I mean, everyone’s all concerned about added hormones in their dairy and what not, but can you imagine what those pot-smoking CA dairy cows are eating when they’ve got the munchies? Cheese is an ingredient in Doritos, not the other way around!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 2:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   Mishee bang

      Glo – is that where “Head Cheese” comes from? Cause, I saw it being made one time on the Food Network and it does NOT look appetizing…

      Personally I always thought Head Cheese was something having to do with RunBarbara.

      Sep 4, 2008 at 11:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.5   Timo bang

      Happy cows..*pfffft* those cows are WASTED! Nothing naturally happy about them. Now WI cows come from good families and are stoic Lutheran cows with a strong work ethic. All cheese all the time, every time. No nonsense doncha know about them. Ja.

      Sep 4, 2008 at 12:11 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   John in IL

    How much noise can cheese spreading generate? My neighbors must hate me.

    Sep 2, 2008 at 11:04 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Miss Unloop bang

    Why the hotel doors? Did they run out of crackers?

    Sep 2, 2008 at 11:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   0falcon8 bang

    Cheeze Whiz – a Weapon of Glass Be Crustin’

    Sep 2, 2008 at 11:28 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   aaa

    Does that mean we’re allowed to smear other smearables onto the doors?

    Sep 2, 2008 at 11:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   snee

    now i’ve got all this cheese and nowhere to smear it!

    fascists.

    Sep 3, 2008 at 1:06 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   secretly Passive Aggresive

      snee, I know some lolcats that need it for their burgers.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:48 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   snee

    this note was posted by order of le grand fromage.

    Sep 3, 2008 at 1:33 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Claire bang

    What college student can afford real cheese? Gads! You mean Customs did not confiscate the cans of cheese spread in the bags of these Californian scholars?

    I can see the List of Things Not to Bring Abroad increasing……

    Sep 3, 2008 at 1:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   aaa

      I can afford real cheese, but that’s because I steal stuff from other students and sell it in my spare time.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   Mishee bang

      Thank God for craigslist!

      Sep 3, 2008 at 9:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   Claire bang

    Perhaps it was the combination of cheap Spanish champagne and the urge to leave some sort of calling card on the hotel doors that led to this international incident…

    “Damn! I don’t have any business cards yet! But I do have lots of brie in my pockets…hmmm…what to do? What to do?”

    Sep 3, 2008 at 1:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   katrina

      with sincere apologies to the Monks-

      “i’ve got brie in my pocket and i don’t know what to do with it
      you say you’re allergic, the penicillium makes you sick
      to the doors it’s all the same but gouda just won’t stick”

      Sep 3, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   gwennie

    To all cheese users: Plz don’t leave your cheese unattended in the microwave. The north-side of the hotel has been complaining about the smell.
    Thx

    Sep 3, 2008 at 5:57 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Pinkerton

    UCLA students making too much noise? They must’ve been chewing their organic granola too loudly.

    Sep 3, 2008 at 8:34 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Quite Contrary

      That’s the UC Santa Cruz students.

      Sep 4, 2008 at 6:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   GhostWriter bang

    …it’s all right here, in the Necronomicon

    (23) The ancient scrolls foretold the high priests of the Sepharon Guild would conjure the unholy embodiment of His great Slayer, Taurus the Betrayed.

    (24) …and yea, how he shall wreak havoc throughout the Kingdom, and wailing shall be heard into the night, and blind justice shall flow like the blood of the disbelievers.

    (25) If whoever shall place the sign of the contented calf upon their door, they shall be spared this eternal torment.

    (26) So the students of Sepharon did follow with wise atonement, and smeared cheese upon each door of their dwelling, so they were spared.

    Sep 3, 2008 at 10:14 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   wright

      Thanks for the info, GW. The followers of Sepharon and the sign of the contented calf make better theology than that creepy Laughing Cow.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   jon

    team hotel.

    fucking assholes smearing cheese should be forced to lick it off.

    I’m just not a fan of people having a jolly merry time at the expense of others.

    Sep 3, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   Sheepish

      you’re just grumpy ’cause you were there and you weren’t invited.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.2   Quite Contrary bang

      If you don’t want to have a jolly merry time at the expense of others, why are you on this site?

      Sep 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.3   Numinous bang

      That’s an excellent point.

      I have an overwhelming urge to smear cheese… on jon.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 2:48 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.4   Snawkluggers

      Careful, Numinous…
      …jon will make you lick it off.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 5:14 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.5   snee bang

      CHEESE PARTY ON JON!

      Sep 4, 2008 at 12:29 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.6   Numinous bang

      Isn’t cheese-licking RB’s job?

      Sep 4, 2008 at 8:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Joy McGreedy

    Dear Fellow Congregation Members (All 200 of you,)

    Come join us to celebrate little Mandee’s 1st birthday! We know you will be thrilled to gawk and stare at our one year old baby! Please RSVP so we will know how many cucumber and spreadable cheese sandwiches to make. Thanks!

    Sincerely,
    Breeder Mom Whose World Revolves Around Her Childrun

    Sep 3, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Mongoliangirl

    I just don’t want to know what kind of cheese it was.

    Sep 3, 2008 at 12:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   secondsout bang

      Toe cheese.

      Sep 3, 2008 at 5:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   Tuesday

    Wow, smearing cheese? Smearing manchego is quite a feat unless of course it’s melted. I’m wondering if it really was cheese or not … ew.

    Brie handshake, anyone?

    Sep 3, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Chloe

    Party poopers. What’s an end-of-classes celebration without cheese-smearing?

    Sep 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Abe Froman

    At todays exchange rate the 30 Euros is equal to $43.50! When divided by all the UCLA students staying there, it seems like a small price to pay for the pleasure of smearing moldy, fermented dairy products! Hell, I’d pay fifty myself to get in a cheese wiz fight and not have to clean it up!

    Sep 3, 2008 at 5:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   aussielurker

    The idea of spraying “cheese” from a can makes me nauseous in the extreme – honestly, no good has ever come out of applying artificial food additives with a gas propellent.
    I hope the cheese in question was at least something genuine, like camembert or rochefort

    Sep 3, 2008 at 6:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Woman on the Verge

    The real problem is that there are no paper towels in the kitchen because they are all cavorting in the bathroom… which is why it is so expensive to clean the doors. The staff had to go buy all new kitchen paper towels and then keep them from defecting to the bathroom.

    Sep 3, 2008 at 7:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Arthur

    “I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all cheeses are created equal.’”

    “I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former cheesemakers and the sons of former cheese eaters will be able to sit down together by the doors of cheese smearing.”

    - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

    Sep 4, 2008 at 7:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   creamy

      Any relation to Dr. Munster Labneh King. Jr.?

      Sep 4, 2008 at 7:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.2   Arthur

      Yes, Dr. Munster Labneh King, Jr., was the correct source. Thanks for catching that!

      Sep 4, 2008 at 8:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #45   TheFlinFlonDrunk

    Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality.

    Sep 4, 2008 at 10:02 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   are you proud to be an american?

    [...] related: just doing their part to uphold the reputation of americans abroad [...]

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