spotted by an anonymous bullshit cop in knoxville, tennessee…
related: facebook schoolyard smackdown
making time for the important things in life…like facebook apps
September 5th, 2008 · 60 comments
FILED UNDER: facebook · knoxville · smiley
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#1
HairySwede
the have a nice day at the end seals it for me
Sep 5, 2008 at 1:30 pm rating: +2
#2
bean
Because if she wanted middle school drama, she would be on myspace. Obviously, since she is on facebook, she has out grown childish things like that.
Sep 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm rating: +52
#3
SF Iris
I think Joni has been in the company of children for too long because she is acting like one. Exhibit A: Egotistical status update. Exhibit B: Use of “frickin.” Exhibit C: Flair. Exhibit D: Nemo bumpersticker. I rest my case, your honor.
Sep 5, 2008 at 1:53 pm rating: +8
#4
Ti O
I really don’t care about Joni and her “Social Network” smackdowns. I hope she dies in a fiery crash. Have a nice Day!
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm rating: +7
#5
0falcon8
Joni has packed up all the stupid ass middle school drama and it is sitting in the garage…come and get it asap….sick of all the lying and cheating…. 11:42am
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm rating: +35
#6
StaleCake
I just picture her adding her bumper stickers and facebook apps at the computer, while 20 feet away the child lies face-down in her Mr. Turtle Pool.
We can only hope!
Have a nice day!
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:21 pm rating: +9
#7
Zsa
Don’t comment on the drama if you’re not going to put it out there for the entire world to see.
Or is this a way to get more friends on Facebook? Imply there is lots of nutso Drama… Learn more by “friending” me!
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm rating: +7
#8
commentator
Joni *should* be tired, she added the Pieces of Flair application at 3:09 a.m.! Doesn’t she have a child to worry about, or sleep?
Have a nice night.
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:26 pm rating: +15
#9
Heather
If only she had Sarah Palin to help her with her child.
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm rating: +19
#10
Dare
Joni was fucking delicious!
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm rating: +4
#11
zorinlynx
I’ve seen this so much. Person has a nice, quaint, fun to read blog, seems light hearted, posts fun things… etc…
Then all of a sudden they post a huge obscenity-filled explosion of drama.. Like it had been building up inside for weeks and just now exploded.
And of course within a day or so it gets taken down and an apology goes up, usually accompanied by a photo of someone else’s kitten.
Sep 5, 2008 at 2:35 pm rating: +17
#12
Sabrina
Must be nice being so mature that you write things on facebook instead of actually saying them in person.
Sep 5, 2008 at 4:12 pm rating: +2
#13
Mishee
Yeah Joni - I’ve got your flair right here, bitch…
Sep 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm rating: +4
#14
Quite Contrary
I don’t think Chachi deserved to be treated this way.
Sep 5, 2008 at 4:41 pm rating: +2
#15
Woman on the Verge
Um… Is Joni an afterschool special waiting to happen? Is she, in fact, a middle school drama queen who mothered a child? Will she ever get over it? Will she be able to parent her child and still feed her internet addiction? And finally, will she ever, really, be able to have a nice day?
Sep 5, 2008 at 4:55 pm rating: +2
#16
aaa
Like OMFG, if you have more important things to worry about (like your child) then get the fuck off Facebook! LOL!
Sep 5, 2008 at 5:29 pm rating: +4
#17
aaa
P.S.
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like some adult with a child in some sort of inappropriate relationship with a middle schooler (or a high schooler s/he’s trying to shame)? Or have I been watching too much Law and Order: SVU?
Sep 5, 2008 at 5:32 pm rating: +3
#18
secondsout
I figure Joni is tired from paving paradise and putting up parking lots.
Sep 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm rating: +18
#19
Quite Contrary
What’s with the “Have a nice day” AND a smiley after “Get over it and leave me alone.” Don’t those cancel each other out, meaning she’s totally back into the middle school drama?
Sep 5, 2008 at 6:47 pm rating: +1
#20
Miss Unloop
Joni,
As far as the supid-ass middle school drama goes:
Keep on swimming, girl.
Love,
Unloop
Sep 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm rating: +2
#21
Abe Froman
I have more important things to think about than your stupid facebook apps and stickers! Like, what new middle school drama is happening on PAN, for example.
Sep 5, 2008 at 7:41 pm rating: +4
#22
Jeff
Does anyone else HATE it when your friend’s status isn’t a correct sentence? They put your name so you can be like “Jeff is…” or “Jeff wants…”
In this case, with the way Facebook formats it, it just looks like bad grammar.
Or maybe I’m just a loser.
Sep 6, 2008 at 9:43 am rating: +4
#23
Mung Bean
“…and I will name him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.”
Damn, I need to hide that DVD from the kids. I’m quoting it in my sleep.
Sep 6, 2008 at 3:09 pm rating: +2
#24
Claire
Perhaps Joni needs a penpal…..one who can help her improve on her middle school drama…and to use more socially appropriate adjectives than just “fucking”…
Sep 6, 2008 at 3:12 pm rating: +1
#25
Boo
This post is lame. No wonder there are so few comments.
Sep 6, 2008 at 11:24 pm rating: 0
#26
Ourhero
twitter.com/Joni
about 12 hours ago from web.
I am still totally over the middle school drama from last June.
Sep 8, 2008 at 1:14 am rating: 0
#27
Jais
like omfg… having a child totally makes me soooo much more mature than you *rollz eyez*
Sep 8, 2008 at 1:29 am rating: +1
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