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The dos and don’ts of “Do not touch” | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:57:07 +0000

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By: kaylyn

kaylyn — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:54:43 +0000

ive been in that store. never thought id see it on here, but then again….

By: mack

mack — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:57:06 +0000

payed 1 (pād)
v. A past tense and a past participle of pay1.
payed 2 (pād)
v. A past tense and a past participle of pay2.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

By: Cece

Cece — Sun, 31 May 2009 07:25:24 +0000

Badly need your help. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I am from Guinea and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Treatment of allergic reactions is by taking oral anti allergy medicines and applying topical corticosteroids.Drug laboratories – caring the sufferers anti allergic.”

Best regards 8), Nysa.

By: laura

laura — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:04:01 +0000

Lmao, just throwing this out there… I’ve lived in SA my entire life, & a teacher would NEVER be allowed to enter a school with a gun here. We aren’t THAT crazy.

We just really cherish our armadillo sculptures downing bottles of Lone Star.

By: Mallori

Mallori — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:28:06 +0000

hahaha I love this because I’m actually from San Antonio and thought “those signs remind me of el mercado.” I am so good.

By: soror

soror — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:11:13 +0000

Oh my god, I know which store this is! The lady who worked there when we wandered through practically followed us through the store. Psycho.

By: Devlin85

Devlin85 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:28:30 +0000

A little overkill, don’t ya think? One warning sign on the door would suffice.. Sounds like these store owners are just a bunch of A-holes..

By: Flappy Chuck

Flappy Chuck — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:27:22 +0000

Okay, in the defense of these people I own a store myself (though not the klassy merchandise they carry) and SOME people really do touch every damn thing and break every damn thing. And it gets to be very frustrating. People who have no intention of buying anything will play with and fondle everything in sight.

I have a whole hutch of gourmet foods and a few months ago this woman opened a jar and stuck her nose in it and then returned it to the shelf. When I made her pay, she was embarassed but her friend was appalled and LIVID with me. Screaming and yelling how I should have signs that say not to open the food! Sometimes signs are needed for the people who lack common sense–and as someone who deals with hundreds of people a week, that’s the vast majority anymore. Particularly those on vacation.

And in response to #44, Jane, my business insurance covers someone running their car into the front of my store but it’s not gonna cover my drunken roadkill taxidermy!

By: jane

jane — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:29:26 +0000

It’s illegal; they have insurance for breakage.

By: katrina

katrina — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:47:56 +0000

why DO they call it tourist season if you can’t shoot’em?

By: To be Me

To be Me — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:24:47 +0000

Do you think making silver bullets w/ the crosses for the pink guns would be acceptable?

By: secretrebel

secretrebel — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:12:25 +0000

I’ve had this happen to me too. Dude insisted on selecting my avocado for me. Isn’t the whole point that you select fruit that’s the right level of firmness for you? And how the hell can you describe said level to someone else?