lindsey in scottsdale, arizona was less than pleased to find this post-it from her roommate when she stepped into the shower one morning. “there’s only three of us in the apartment, so it’s not hard to ask either of us,” she says. “and for the record, I’ve never used her stuff!”
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93 responses so far ↓
#1
amy d
Uh, if you’re unwilling to share shampoo/conditioner from time to time, then aren’t you the cheap one?
Sep 11, 2008 at 10:51 am rating: +31
#2
Mishee
I think she just lost track of how much she uses… maybe if note writer stopped shampooing her Merkin every morning she would use less shampoo…
Sep 11, 2008 at 10:51 am rating: +18
#3
RunBarbara
this happened to me when i was in the women’s detention facility, those bitches kept stealing my stuff. finally, i decided to replace my conditioner with four days worth of mayo packets from the canteen, then i stabbed the bitch that i caught smelling like spoiled eggs.
maybe she should man up instead of leaving sissy green notes.
Sep 11, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: +45
#4
mere
i don’t think that roommate thought this through. a post it note in the shower will never last.
talk about cheap.
Sep 11, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: +30
#5
Mark
Is a post-it note really the best thing to use for a shower note? Seems like it would fall off and get wet pretty quickly, then clog up the drain.
Permanent magic marker seems like a better solution, for maximum P-A.
(backedit) Dammit, mere, you beat me to it!
Sep 11, 2008 at 10:59 am rating: +1
#6
RunBarbara
Garnier Fructis is one of the cheapest, nastiest shampoos. I think its barely one step up from two-in-one VO5. If that was the shampoo she was complaining about other people using, then she is a tightwad. That stuff is so horrible that it might as well be free.
Sep 11, 2008 at 11:03 am rating: +19
#7
Amelia
I amused that she is that protective of her FRUCTIS! Come on now! The stuff is like….3 bucks a bottle. This isn’t like some fancy schmancy salon stuff. You can get it at walmart. Is the 10 cents worth of shampoo your roommate used really worth it?
Sep 11, 2008 at 11:04 am rating: +2
#8
claw71
What a total bitch! If somebody did this to me, I would swap her fortifying, normal to dry shampoo and conditioner with a volumizing, for oily hair combination and let her suffer the agony of dead, split ends and frizzy hair. You don’t mess with claw71.
Sep 11, 2008 at 11:05 am rating: +18
#9
Holiday Djinn
Dear Roommate,
If you think using your shampoo is cheap, let me tell you about the time I had to borrow your diaphram.
Signed,
Roomate
Sep 11, 2008 at 11:13 am rating: +41
#10
Canthz_B
Should I pick up a toothbrush of my own while I’m out?
Sep 11, 2008 at 11:18 am rating: +31
#11
Quite Contrary
Dear Roomie: I’m not cheap! Just lazy!
Signed, Lindsay
Sep 11, 2008 at 12:30 pm rating: +10
#12
Stringyhair
This post is really a lesson on why to go to college.
Get a degree, so you can get a real job, so you no longer have to live with people. Not having to put up with other people’s shit is worth the student loans.
Sep 11, 2008 at 12:43 pm rating: +3