Comments on: Oh, please. Do I look like someone who uses drugstore shampoo?

By: oral argument

oral argument — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:40:13 +0000

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By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:38:03 +0000

Vinegar was also a douche…but I’m just sayin’

By: AZHITW

AZHITW — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:23:24 +0000

You must be young — in the good ol’ days people did use Mayo to condition their hair and vinegar was the standard hair rinse and detangler.

By: BurstingAtTheSeams

BurstingAtTheSeams — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:50:12 +0000

I think it’s not her shampoo at all. She knows how cheap it is and she doesn’t want her roommate to keep using the cheap stuff (don’t be cheap and use your shampoo) – she wants her roommate to get more expensive shampoo. She probably should have written “Don’t be Cheap! Get better shampoo (so I can use it!)”

By: KoT

KoT — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:28:30 +0000

This is rich! I can’t stop laughing. I love Fructis … organic stuff is a sham, Lindsey! And, you save money buying the cheap stuff. That much more $$ to buy cheesy clothes, act silly, and end up on http://www.thedirty.com. I bet you’re Scottsdale’s finest!

By: Scott M.

Scott M. — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 01:07:28 +0000

Lindsey sounds hot.

By: Sophie

Sophie — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:19:45 +0000

I would have placed a tiny post-it-note back there attached to one of her hairs saying, ‘Stop with the drugstore brands and buy some decent shampoo, you cheap hair-murdering bitch! Gratefully, Your Hair’

By: Amber

Amber — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:16:31 +0000

Maybe the roommate using Garnier Fructis shouldn’t be so cheap … a bottle costs about $2.80 at walmart. And that stuff leaves your hair greasy as all hell.

By: Toopillow

Toopillow — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:39:35 +0000

When sex jokes no longer become funny, I’m ending it. If we don’t have that, we don’t have our FREEDOM, man!

By: Jonathan Harford

Jonathan Harford — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:42:25 +0000

Ah, the semicolon: the most passive-aggressive of punctuation marks!

By: Mishee

Mishee — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:38:43 +0000

As said by someone who probably isn’t getting any.

Believe me, you aren’t the only one… why do you think we make the sex jokes?

Gawd!

By: Adhara

Adhara — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:32:30 +0000

OK, the sex jokes are no longer funny. In fact, at this point, they’re slightly more annoying than the “fucking delicious” meme. Let’s go back to real humour, shall we?

By: Grade Ape

Grade Ape — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:31:22 +0000

Honestly, I don’t know how honey got into the shampoo bottle but I hear rat’s nests are the rage on the fashion circuit right now.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:00:52 +0000

Claire – I thought we covered the “read all the comments” thing with you already… I mean really, and only 3 posts after the original??

See #17 as you put on your Unitard. Remember, we all put the Unitard on one spandex leg at a time.