(my roommate disagreed.)
now it’s my turn: happy birthday, kim! (emoticon emoticon emoticon)
related: an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate
extra credit: cake wrecks
(my roommate disagreed.)
now it’s my turn: happy birthday, kim! (emoticon emoticon emoticon)
related: an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate
extra credit: cake wrecks
FILED UNDER: birthday · brooklyn · cake · new york · park slope · roommates · smiley
109 responses so far ↓
#1
Grade Ape

and fuck you back… I left a fat, tightly coiled log on top of it.
Sep 12, 2008 at 9:52 am rating: +8 
#2
Mishee

hmmm, I could have sworn I told Kim I was allergic to chocolate! oh shit, I think she’s trying to kill me…
I suppose I should keep my hands off her man from now on…
Sep 12, 2008 at 9:56 am rating: +9 
#3
Mishee

at least even with the small (yet kind of weird looking) yellowish surface space that kim had to work with, she still didn’t resort to chatspeak! Go Kim!
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:00 am rating: +18 
#4
Cassandra

Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like dropping the f-bomb! I think the roommate must be one of my cousins.
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:10 am rating: +8 
#5
Potty Mouth

Not looking so yummy! Maybe see wanted a ckae just not one of Kim’s?
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:11 am rating: 0 
#6
gingerE

Kim really needed an excuse to cheat on her diet.
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:16 am rating: +3 
#7
monstrosity

Is that yellow square supposed to look like a post-it? If so, bravo.
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:17 am rating: +51 
#8
zenvelo

I don’t think that I could take it,
‘cuz it took so long to bake it,
and I’ll never have that recipe again…….
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:24 am rating: +10 
#9
Pwntastic

2 girls 1 cake?
I don’t trust it.
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:30 am rating: +31 
#10
Canthz_B

I know it can be done for a pie because I saw the movie…but how do you make a cake happy?
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:37 am rating: +2 
#11
RunBarbara

This cake makes me uncomfortable. Maybe its the viral looking blob of peanut butter (?) in the middle or maybe its just the ultra glossy “icing”. Either way, the real birthday present would be not having to eat it.
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:42 am rating: +6 
#12
Jimmy Straightline

Next time I’m in Hallmark for that special occasion, I’ll have to check out the “Fuck You” section of greeting cards.
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:43 am rating: +25 
#13
Ti O

To my very special girl…
*opens card*
Fuck you and happy birthday!
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:47 am rating: +5 
#14
Ti O

Look I got you “Fudgie” the Fuck you cake for your birthday!
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:50 am rating: +23 
#15
madison

This is from Kerry’s (pan goddess) photo album. I think Kim made the cake for her birthday and now it is Kim’s day to celebrate.
Sep 12, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: +6 
#16
Canthz_B

Mmm…chocolate and government cheese cake! Looks like something served up in the Good Times apartment for JJ’s Birthday.
Sep 12, 2008 at 11:03 am rating: +8 
#17
0falcon8

fuck you! i took a shit in a pan, spread my yeast infection on top, and guess what? my period came early!
enjoy!
Sep 12, 2008 at 11:22 am rating: +6 
#18
finikki

Wow, passive aggressive baking. It’s like a whole new domestic world has just opened up!
Next up:
-PAlaundry (sorry honey, I forgot to wash your golf pants)
-PAshowering (sorry honey, I forgot to shave my underarms)
-PAgroceries (sorry honey, I forgot to buy beer)
-PAtelevision (sorry honey, I forgot to record the game)
And the grand master of domestic PA:
-PAsex (sorry honey, I forgot to take aspirin)
Sep 12, 2008 at 11:43 am rating: +1 
#19
Quite Contrary

The roommate never said she made a good cake.
Sep 12, 2008 at 11:43 am rating: +2 
#20
Goldie

You guys do realize there are no candles on the cake YET? Stephen King’s “Misery” comes to mind. If I were the birthday girl, I’d guard my thumbs like hell and prepare to run when the roommate comes in with a saw.
Sep 12, 2008 at 11:48 am rating: 0 
#21
secondsout

this cake is brilliant. Kudos to Kim!
Sep 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm rating: +2 
#22
Chinchillazilla

Aww, I think it’s cute.
Sep 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm rating: +4 
#23
Fresca

Team Roommate! That cake is awesomeness.
Sep 12, 2008 at 1:15 pm rating: +7 
#24
GhostWriter

You can’t just whip up a batch of Rice Crispy Treats, cover them with Hershey’s syrup, lay down a slab of fine creamery butter, and call it a “Birthday Cake!”
Sep 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm rating: +2 
#25
Boo_Radley

Ooooooh, A post it!!! I thought it looked like a Kraft (TM) single with ketchup on it.
Sep 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm rating: +1 
#26
Ryan

To quote our friend Ash from Army of Darkness….
“Don’t, it’s a trick!”
Sep 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm rating: 0 
#27
toadmama

That’s awesome!
Sep 12, 2008 at 5:36 pm rating: +1 
#28
claw71

I think this is exactly the sort of thing that got Marie Antoinette beheaded.
Sep 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm rating: +3 
#29
secondsout

Next year, Kerry should say that she doesn’t need cash. Then she can get a $100 bill with post-it that says, “fuck you, I got you cash anyway!” PAN, but cash, too.
Sep 12, 2008 at 7:40 pm rating: +4 
#30
aeauas

fuck yeah! i love that fucking cake!
http://www.doyax.com
Sep 12, 2008 at 8:04 pm rating: 0