“I don’t need a birthday cake,” I said.

September 12th, 2008 · 115 comments

(My roommate disagreed.)

Fuck you! I made a cake anyway :)

Now it’s my turn: Happy birthday, Kim! (emoticon emoticon emoticon)

related: an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate
extra credit: cake wrecks

FILED UNDER: birthday · Brooklyn · cake · Park Slope · roommates · smiley


115 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Grade Ape

    and fuck you back… I left a fat, tightly coiled log on top of it.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 9:52 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Mishee bang

    hmmm, I could have sworn I told Kim I was allergic to chocolate! oh shit, I think she’s trying to kill me…

    I suppose I should keep my hands off her man from now on…

    Sep 12, 2008 at 9:56 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   se

      That chocolate icing could hide a lot of Exlax..

      Sep 12, 2008 at 10:27 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Mishee bang

    at least even with the small (yet kind of weird looking) yellowish surface space that kim had to work with, she still didn’t resort to chatspeak! Go Kim!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:00 am   rating: 38  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   UpFront

      It sort of looks like she just slapped a slice of american cheese on top and then wrote on it in ketchup. You’re right Mishee. She did an excellent job with the spacing and legibility.

      Sep 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Cassandra

    Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like dropping the f-bomb! I think the roommate must be one of my cousins.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:10 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Potty Mouth

    Not looking so yummy! Maybe see wanted a ckae just not one of Kim’s?

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   gingerE

    Kim really needed an excuse to cheat on her diet.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:16 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   monstrosity

    Is that yellow square supposed to look like a post-it? If so, bravo.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 78  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Jimmy Straightline

      It’s definitely a postit. Undoubtedly from one PAN fan to another.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 10:51 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   0falcon8 bang

      would that make it a PANcake?

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:24 am   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Intitilitus

      I thought it looked like Spongebob Squarepants snorkeling

      Sep 12, 2008 at 12:49 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   agirlie

      slice of cheese is more like it, mmmmmm, yummy!

      Sep 13, 2008 at 1:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   Miss Unloop

      Looks more like Cheez Whiz to me.

      Sep 13, 2008 at 11:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   zenvelo

    I don’t think that I could take it,
    ‘cuz it took so long to bake it,
    and I’ll never have that recipe again…….

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Pwntastic

    2 girls 1 cake?

    I don’t trust it.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:30 am   rating: 35  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Canthz_B bang

    I know it can be done for a pie because I saw the movie…but how do you make a cake happy?

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   monstrosity

      I’m pretty sure it involves injecting some kind of creamy filling using a special applicator.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 10:42 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Canthz_B bang

      I’m sure claw will have all of the details!

      All these years I’ve been saying “sponge cake” when it’s really “spooge cake”? 8-O

      Sep 12, 2008 at 10:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   RunBarbara bang

      Monstrosity, what youre describing is how you treat the cake’s yeast infection.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 10:56 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Mishee bang

      monstrosity, if you have ever seen Van Wilder, your comment wouldn’t be as funny as you thought it was.

      Shame on you!

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   monstrosity

      I shall not be shamed for not having seen Van Wilder, although I apologize for creating unpleasant associations.

      And if cake has a yeast infection, that makes it bread, right? So best to treat!

      Sep 12, 2008 at 12:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   RunBarbara

    This cake makes me uncomfortable. Maybe its the viral looking blob of peanut butter (?) in the middle or maybe its just the ultra glossy “icing”. Either way, the real birthday present would be not having to eat it.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:42 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   0falcon8 bang

      passive-aggressive notes + cake wrecks = delicious

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   mere

      caaaake wreeecks…mmmmmmmmmmm (imagine homer simpson)

      Sep 12, 2008 at 12:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Grade Ape

      The ultra glossy “icing” looks like ketchup… and THAT would be a treat not to eat

      Sep 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Jimmy Straightline

    Next time I’m in Hallmark for that special occasion, I’ll have to check out the “Fuck You” section of greeting cards.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:43 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Ti O

    To my very special girl…
    *opens card*
    Fuck you and happy birthday!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:47 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Grade Ape

      To my very special girl… Fuck Me?

      Sep 12, 2008 at 2:31 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Ti O

    Look I got you “Fudgie” the Fuck you cake for your birthday!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:50 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   trifioso bang

      OMG that made stuff come out of my nose! What a riot. CARVEL RULES!!!

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Canthz_B bang

      …And Tom Carvel wept…

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Ti O

      I ordered a pink Cookiepuss for Mishee’s Birthday but she said she didn’t want it that she preferred brown.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   madison

    This is from Kerry’s (pan goddess) photo album. I think Kim made the cake for her birthday and now it is Kim’s day to celebrate.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:56 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Canthz_B bang

    Mmm…chocolate and government cheese cake! Looks like something served up in the Good Times apartment for JJ’s Birthday.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 11:03 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Ti O bang

      DYNOMITE!!!

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:20 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   0falcon8 bang

    fuck you! i took a shit in a pan, spread my yeast infection on top, and guess what? my period came early! :)
    enjoy!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 11:22 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   finikki

    Wow, passive aggressive baking. It’s like a whole new domestic world has just opened up!

    Next up:
    -PAlaundry (sorry honey, I forgot to wash your golf pants)
    -PAshowering (sorry honey, I forgot to shave my underarms)
    -PAgroceries (sorry honey, I forgot to buy beer)
    -PAtelevision (sorry honey, I forgot to record the game)

    And the grand master of domestic PA:
    -PAsex (sorry honey, I forgot to take aspirin)

    Sep 12, 2008 at 11:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Bellabeastie

      Next on “Emeril Live!” how to plan the perfect birthday meal for that perfect roommate!!

      Finished off with his trademark recipe – The Fuck You Cake !!

      Don’t forget to join us for this special episode !! :)

      Sep 12, 2008 at 3:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   Miss Unloop

      BAM!!!!! Fuck you!!!!

      Sep 13, 2008 at 10:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Quite Contrary bang

    The roommate never said she made a good cake.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 11:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Goldie

    You guys do realize there are no candles on the cake YET? Stephen King’s “Misery” comes to mind. If I were the birthday girl, I’d guard my thumbs like hell and prepare to run when the roommate comes in with a saw.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Toopillow

      So this would be the version of Kathy Bates that encourages swearing and if you don’t insert a curse word in every sentence she boxes your ears!

      “The saw’s to cut the cake with, darling!”

      Sep 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   secondsout bang

    this cake is brilliant. Kudos to Kim!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Chinchillazilla

    Aww, I think it’s cute.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Fresca

    Team Roommate! That cake is awesomeness.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 1:15 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   GhostWriter bang

    You can’t just whip up a batch of Rice Crispy Treats, cover them with Hershey’s syrup, lay down a slab of fine creamery butter, and call it a “Birthday Cake!”

    Sep 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Mark bang

      “We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.”

      Sep 12, 2008 at 2:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   monstrosity

      Mark, that’s a load of rich, creamery butter.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   Ti O

      Mark you have obviously eaten at the Heart Attack Grill before.

      http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

      Sep 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Boo_Radley

    Ooooooh, A post it!!! I thought it looked like a Kraft (TM) single with ketchup on it.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   jayne

      that’s exactly what i thought. it made the cake all the less appealing.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 9:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Ryan

    To quote our friend Ash from Army of Darkness….

    “Don’t, it’s a trick!”

    Sep 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Mark bang

      You mean, “It’s a trick, get an axe.”

      First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me.
      *spit*
      Blow.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Wade bang

      Groovy.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 5:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Jahzzie

      “That was just what we call pillow talk, Baby”

      Sep 13, 2008 at 12:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   toadmama

    That’s awesome!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 5:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   claw71 bang

    I think this is exactly the sort of thing that got Marie Antoinette beheaded.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   secondsout bang

    Next year, Kerry should say that she doesn’t need cash. Then she can get a $100 bill with post-it that says, “fuck you, I got you cash anyway!” PAN, but cash, too.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 7:40 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   aeauas

    fuck yeah! i love that fucking cake!

    http://www.doyax.com

    Sep 12, 2008 at 8:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   secondsout bang

      Fuck you for spamming us! Asshole!

      Sep 12, 2008 at 8:08 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   fantasy bang

      I agree. Hasn’t he figured out that doing it is so much more fun than just looking??? What is he some kind of Nerd peeping Tom who still lives in Mommy’s basement!

      Sep 12, 2008 at 8:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   bellabeastie

      Douchebag. Asspanda… get an effin’ life Freak-a-zoid. I won’t even validate you by mentioning your name.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.4   aaa

      I don’t think even the duotard is enough for this asspanda voyeur.

      Sep 13, 2008 at 12:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.5   0falcon8 bang

      peddle your porn elsewhere, aeanus

      Sep 13, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.6   Canthz_B bang

      Let him eat cake…yellow-cake uranium.
      Make him a glow-in-the-dark pervert.

      Sep 14, 2008 at 10:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.7   aaa

      Maybe the radiation will make his penis fall off.

      Sep 14, 2008 at 11:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Quite Contrary bang

    Happy Birthday Kerry! We think you deserve lots of cake!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 8:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   S.S.

    Aw, this is such a nice gesture it almost excuses the insult.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 9:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Woman on the Verge bang

    Happy Fuck Day to you…
    Happy Fuck Day to you…
    Happy Fuck Day dear roomie who likes cake that looks like shit and cheez whiz…
    Happy Fuck Day to yooooooooooooou!

    Sep 12, 2008 at 10:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   bellabeastie

      Happy effin’b-day toYOU….

      OK — you know the rest…

      Rock ON .. ;)

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   aaa

      Happy Fuck Day? That sounds like fun.

      Sep 12, 2008 at 11:55 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   Miss Unloop

      That sounds almost like a Stiffler-ism…

      “I’ve got cake all over my balls and a frosted ass-crack!!”

      Sep 13, 2008 at 10:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   bellabeastie

    thx.

    Sep 12, 2008 at 11:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Canthz_B bang

    Got milk?

    Sep 13, 2008 at 3:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   cheapthrills

    “you will eat it, and you WILL like it!”

    Sep 13, 2008 at 12:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   Mishee bang

      oh Lord, if I had a nickel for every time Mister Mishee has said that to me…

      Sep 13, 2008 at 12:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.2   Miss Unloop

      Damn, and for a second there I thought cheapthrills was talking about RB’s mom…

      Sep 13, 2008 at 10:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Gledwood

    Yum. That does look like a nice cake, hahar!

    Sep 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   jackie31337

    At the risk of having to wear the unitard, I have to ask: did Kerry eat the cake and was it fucking delicious?

    Sep 13, 2008 at 3:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   claw71 bang

      Forget the unitard, you’re getting a firm thwap on the forehead from the python. Not for the beating the dead “fucking delicious” horse so much as demonstrating a total inability to draw reasonable conclusions.

      Look at that cake. LOOK AT IT!!! Does it look fucking delicious? DOES IT? No. It looks disgusting. The cake is totally uneven, which leads me to believe that it’s going to be somewhat dry in places and down right brick-like in others. It’s lumpy, so I imagine there are clumps of dry flour throughout the cake. Little pockets of choke-inducing powder that taste like anthrax and feel like Comet cleanser as they scour the soft tissue of the throat and mouth. The layer of gooey chocolate icing was gobbed on when the cake was still too warm to be decorated and the hideous block of baked garbage wasn’t even removed from the baking pan. That’s just sloppy and inconsiderate. I’m surprised Kerry had the good humor to feature this cake here rather than bludgeon Kim with this dense Duncan Hines debacle. Fucking delicious, indeed.

      I don’t know what was used in the middle of the cake to replicate the appearance of a passive aggressive note but it looks like ketchup over basic yellow mustard. I’m sure that’s not the case but the cake looks totally unappetizing. Even if, by some culinary miracle, this cake did taste good, how could anybody who is not Stevie Wonder get past the awful presentation?

      Unitard? The unitard is too good for the likes of you. Simply stand in the corner naked and assume the position. Your punishment will come soon enough.

      Sep 13, 2008 at 4:29 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.2   gwennie

      I totally need some help about the etiquettes here. It’s kind of confusing for people who are new on this blog (like me). You never know what to write and what not.
      So I’ve already figured out the following:
      soviet russia – quite funny, but actually not so much
      casey/ H.R./Thx – not so cool anymore
      f… d… – evil, evil, evil
      unitard – don’t know about that one yet

      Anything else I have to consider?

      Sep 14, 2008 at 7:22 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.3   aaa

      No. You’re swimming in the shark tank now. The only way not to get torn to pieces is trial and error. :D

      Sep 14, 2008 at 7:47 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.4   jackie31337

      “Unitard? The unitard is too good for the likes of you. Simply stand in the corner naked and assume the position. Your punishment will come soon enough.”

      I’m confused. How is that supposed to be a punishment? It sounds like my idea of a fun Friday night.

      Also, who cares about presentation when it contains chocolate?

      Sep 14, 2008 at 10:41 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.5   zombieBlanco bang

      ♥ To Gwennie

            Mongolia — not Mongolian
            and either way, it’s passé

      ♥ zB

      Sep 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.6   kerry bang

      I did eat the cake, and yes, it was (sigh) fucking delicious!

      Sep 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.7   Canthz_B bang

      To ‘tard or not to ‘tard, that is the question! :lol:

      Sep 15, 2008 at 2:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.8   claw71 bang

      I have to vote for the unitard, CB. Not because I think that Kerry needs to be punished but because I just like seeing hot chicks in tight outfits. Although, if Kerry ate all of that cake we might want to wait a week or two before she puts it on. That’s a big fucking cake.

      Sep 15, 2008 at 2:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.9   Canthz_B bang

      No need to wait…unless she’s going swimming in it!
      Suit up, Kerry! :-D

      Sep 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   bikerbabeee bang

    Claw, Master of aggressive writing.
    Bravo.

    Sep 13, 2008 at 7:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   aaa

      While the unitard might not be acceptable for jackie, it’s perfect for you. Nesting fail!

      Sep 13, 2008 at 9:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.2   claw71 bang

      Hold on there! The comment appeared to be directed at me so I’ll take care of bikerbabee. Punishment is in order, dear… severe punishment…but don’t worry, I’ll make you like it.

      Sep 14, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.3   aaa

      Well, okay. You can take care of it as long as I get to film it.

      Sep 14, 2008 at 12:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   Jezebel Gal

    Oh that’s awesome. I’m a big believer in celebrating birthdays in some way or another. S0 that’s your’s even if you didn’t want a big cake. Everyone knows now….someone loves you enough to make that awesome cake. Enjoy it. Enjoy it lots.

    Sep 14, 2008 at 1:36 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Numinous bang

    Not to criticize or anything (because the concept is awesome), but I would have made the post-it from fondant and written on it directly with food coloring. It would have looked more like an actual post-it and less like a blob of mustard and ketchup.

    Can you tell I’m a little anal?

    Sep 14, 2008 at 1:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   aaa

      But wouldn’t saying it looks like a blob of mustard and ketchup indeed be a criticism? Like when people say “No offense, but” when they know damn well what they’re saying is offensive? Or like when people ask questions that they already know the answers to? ;)

      Sep 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   Canthz_B bang

      All anuses are little at first.
      The python can fix you right up.

      Sep 14, 2008 at 10:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.3   aaa

      It fixed me up. It fixed all of us up.

      Sep 14, 2008 at 11:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.4   Numinous bang

      I’m relaxing already at the prospect of the python.

      Sep 15, 2008 at 2:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.5   claw71 bang

      You don’t have to relax…I’ve got poppers…because we all know that you can’t spell anal without amyl nitrate.

      Sep 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.6   Numinous bang

      It’s unfair for you to make these sorts of promises if you’re not really going to follow through…

      Sep 15, 2008 at 2:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.7   claw71 bang

      Follow through? Oh, baby!

      Sep 15, 2008 at 3:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.8   Numinous bang

      Bring it on.

      Sep 15, 2008 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   Sabrina

    The roommate just wanted some cake….they didn’t care if it was your birthday or not.

    Sep 14, 2008 at 1:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   aussielurker

    I’d appreciate the effort – you have a flatmate that actually cares that you’re a year older, has a sense of humour and likes to make a statement – lucky you.

    I think the red stuff is actually some sickly strawberry icecream topping, rather than tomato sauce.

    Sep 14, 2008 at 10:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Canthz_B bang

    This is really special.
    How often have you been propositioned via cake-gram?!

    Sep 14, 2008 at 11:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Canthz_B bang

    Who knew Peter Maxx custom decorated cakes?

    Sep 15, 2008 at 12:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Drunk Blogger

    Hah! This inspires me to write the F-word onto every cake I’ll ever make in the future (I’m thinking this should be especially interesting for baby showers and such).

    Sep 15, 2008 at 11:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #46.1   Yoheimizrahi bang

      I can see it now… “Fuck, you’re pregnant!”

      Sep 16, 2008 at 12:13 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
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  • #48   KDE

    Actually kind of sweet, in its own way.

    Mar 14, 2009 at 7:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    I’d just like to thank you for taking the time to create this internet website. It has been extremely helpful

    Apr 21, 2009 at 1:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Jo

    I love that they didn’t even bother to take it out of the tin before they iced it.

    Feb 5, 2011 at 6:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Dw

    The cake is still a lie.

    Mar 7, 2011 at 4:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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