Facebook: a place for frenemies

September 19th, 2008 · 125 comments

In this edition of Facebook Friday…an assortment of cat fights in the making, plucked from the newsfeeds of the innocent Facebookers caught in the crossfire!

exhibit a)

exhibit b)

exhibit c)

The smiley face there is a nice touch, but my favorite this time around has to be this doozy of an about-face (read from the bottom up):

extra credit: Like, OMG, PAN is on Facebook?

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#1 Quite Contrary

Don’t any of these people realize Facebook is read by others?

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:11 am rating: +13

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- #1.1 aaa
  
  Nope. Why else do you think people get fired after posting risque photos or saying things unbecoming to somebody in whatever profession they’re in?
  
  Also,
  
  12 Photos That Should Never Have Been Posted Online
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:54 am rating: +4
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#2 Quite Contrary

What’s a bundle? A roommate? A pet? An electric device?

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:12 am rating: +11

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#3 Woman on the Verge

Brooke and Brynn: Schizophrenia CAN be treated:)

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:17 am rating: +7

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#4 park rose

Bryn is Brooke’s (dyslexic) bitch.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:19 am rating: +1

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#5 amy d

Stephanie’s friends must be using a fiber supplement in order to stay regular.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:23 am rating: +10

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- #5.1 Frankie
  
  I love you miss amy
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:42 am rating: +1
- #5.2 Frankie
  
  …maybe that’s coming on too strong.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:43 am rating: 0
- #5.3 amy d
  
  Au contraire, my Frankie. It is perfect.
  
  *pulls Frankie into a bear hug*
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:49 am rating: 0
- #5.4 Frankie
  
  frankie sniffs miss amy’s hair
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:59 am rating: +4
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#6 claw71

It could be wishful thinking on my part, but I think a lot of this tension could be relieved with a healthy dose of penis.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:28 am rating: +20

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- #6.1 RunBarbara
  
  there is nothing healthy about your penis.
  Jordan is pissed because its not just a rash, its motherfucking gonorrhea. Thanks Claw, you girthy bastard!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:54 am rating: +13
- #6.2 aaa
  
  Oh, I was thinking wishfully and was thinking this tension could be relieved with a healthy dose of fist to the head. :C
  
  But your suggestion is much better, claw. It’s always much better.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:55 am rating: +4
- #6.3 Bellabeastie
  
  Works for me every time.
  
  Penis, that is. Prefer to avoid the fist to the head.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:57 am rating: +3
- #6.4 Mishee
  
  Possibly some NPC to go with the penis.
  
  That always relieves my tension.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:59 am rating: +2
- #6.5 claw71
  
  Why a fist to the head, aaa? There are so many other places a fist can be put. You poor repressed thing, just open your mind and a little amyl nitrate will open up the rest. You’ll like it or at least I’ll make you like it.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:05 am rating: +1
- #6.6 Mishee
  
  now you keep your hands off my Troll claw!
  
  She is nice and sweet and I don’t want you fucking her up like you did RB!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:11 am rating: +2
- #6.7 aaa
  
  Amyl nitrate? Shame on you! Here I was trying to practice my ass-kicking skills for when I get to work for the government and abuse my power, and here you are sullying it with your, well, you know. Shame!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:13 am rating: 0
- #6.8 RunBarbara
  
  shame is just one of the many emotions you will feel in the clutches of claw, aaa.
  another is guilt.
  another is outrage when you see the medical bills. do you know how much its costs to stitch ones nipple back on?
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:47 am rating: +2
- #6.9 aaa
  
  Ha! I have no shame or guilt. I sold those emotions long ago since they did me no good. Even if claw does get me in his clutches, I’ll give him a run for his money. You don’t know what I’m capable of. Yet.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:54 am rating: 0
- #6.10 Numinous
  
  I want to be at that party.
  
  Don’t worry, I can help. I have some very nice restraints.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:33 am rating: 0
- #6.11 snee
  
  well, i have no restraint, so i’ll be there too.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:33 pm rating: +1
- #6.12 Woman on the Verge
  
  Restraint? What’s that?
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm rating: +1
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#7 Mishee

I hate Facebook Friday – its almost as bad as when RunBarbara makes me participate in Tranny Tuesday.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:29 am rating: +4

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- #7.1 claw71
  
  Well come talk to me about it after you’ve participated inWatersports Wednesday or Mother’s Milk Monday.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 8:37 am rating: 0
- #7.2 RunBarbara
  
  those were your idea! i only celebrated Dirty Sanchez Sundays before you two ambled in like a couple of gimps.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:48 am rating: +3
- #7.3 Mishee
  
  One thing I would like to do away with is Threshing Machine Thursdays.
  
  You may enjoy it, but it hurts me!!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:00 am rating: +3
- #7.4 amy d
  
  Fisting Fridays is rather painful, as well. It wouldn’t be so bad if Rb didn’t have the man hands.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:03 am rating: +3
- #7.5 Bellabeastie
  
  I’ve always been a fan of Slip Me Some Tongue Saturdays. But that’s just me.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:09 am rating: 0
- #7.6 amy d
  
  You didn’t get the memo, Bella? We changed it to S & M Saturdays. Slip Me Some Tongue was too tame for those freaky bastards.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:13 am rating: 0
- #7.7 claw71
  
  Actually, I shouldn’t complain about the weekly routine. The holidays are the worst. Have you been at RB’s house on Veteran’s Day? All of the local VFW halls charter buses and she pulls an endless train of flabby old men who stink of cheap cigarettes and Ben Gay. And I don’t even want to talk about what she did to me on Flag Day. I that the rectal lacerations would have healed by now…
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:14 am rating: 0
- #7.8 claw71
  
  Bella, I’m available this Saturday…if you’d like me to schedule your openings.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:17 am rating: 0
- #7.9 RunBarbara
  
  well, im awfully partial to Rosh Hashanah. nothing is quite as cute as a curly Jew head bobbing up and down in my crotch until sundown.
  thats when the real fun begins.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:48 am rating: +2
- #7.10 secondsout
  
  And when we celebrate the Catholic holidays, St. Blaze day is always fun. I get to “bless” RB’s throat.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:05 am rating: +1
- #7.11 RunBarbara
  
  Forgive me, secondsout, for I have sinned. I hope youre warming your iron combs to make me pay.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:09 am rating: +1
- #7.12 Mark
  
  This is true. I went to a Catholic high school, and every year I thought it was really weird to get my throat blessed. I mean, WTF?
  
  And before y’all get started, it was blessed by a priest wielding a crucifix, and he was fully clothed. Until after the service. Then the gay orgy started, with many pearl necklaces given out.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:11 am rating: 0
- #7.13 RunBarbara
  
  i miss catholic school. i havent been really satisfied since i graduated.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:16 am rating: 0
- #7.14 Numinous
  
  Since today’s “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, I presume there’s some special celebration to be had?
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:35 am rating: 0
- #7.15 secondsout
  
  Yes, pirate day. That’s where RB’s scurvy just completes the costume. Then she clambers down from the top of the mast, before I keelhaul her and plunder her booty. She’s quite the buckin’eer.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:00 pm rating: +1
- #7.16 RunBarbara
  
  hopefully pirate day wont end like it did last year-
  with sout wearing an eyepatch and claw showing us why they call it a “poop deck”.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:03 pm rating: +3
- #7.17 bean
  
  Mark,
  
  omg. You just brought back horrible memories I had repressed about my catholic education.
  
  why the fuck DID they bless our throats? I cannot remember for the life of me…
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm rating: 0
- #7.18 bean
  
  Mark,
  You just brought back horrible memories I had repressed about my catholic education.
  
  why the fuck DID they bless our throats? I cannot remember for the life of me…rrrrrr.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm rating: 0
- #7.19 bean
  
  damn stupid…double posts!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm rating: 0
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#8 Thiefree

Holy hell, that’s an impressive one-minute u-turn!

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:44 am rating: +7

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- #8.1 aaa
  
  Have you ever been a highschooler with a Livejournal? I have. This is nothing compared to what I have seen.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:17 am rating: +2
- #8.2 GhostWriter
  
  I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:46 am rating: +5
- #8.3 Mark
  
  I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:52 am rating: +1
- #8.4 RunBarbara
  
  I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate….
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:55 am rating: 0
- #8.5 Lex Luther
  
  Ah, I love that film. Turns out Stephen Hawking was a replicant all along.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:55 am rating: +1
- #8.6 RunBarbara
  
  WTF??!?! MARK!! I HATE YOU!!!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: +3
- #8.7 GhostWriter
  
  Mark Wins!
  …and all because RB searched for an umlaut.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:01 am rating: +4
- #8.8 RunBarbara
  
  GW, if you only knew how many times that has been said to me….
  anyway, i should win. i went as pris last halloween. motherfucking mark. i’ll get him. so help me i’ll get him….
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:06 am rating: +2
- #8.9 Mark
  
  And my little dog too?
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:20 am rating: +4
- #8.10 Ti O
  
  This is Zhora. She’s trained for an Off-World kick murder squad. Talk about Beauty and the Beast – she’s both.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 3:11 pm rating: 0
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#9 madison

Hello? Get your Dave Matthews ticket before you hurl insults and threats to never speak to someone again. Duh.

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:10 am rating: +6

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#10 GhostWriter

Bullshit Jenny;
…didn’t she ride with Calamity Jane?

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:19 am rating: +12

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- #10.1 Canthz_B
  
  Or Wrangler Jane!
  
  Hint: “Where Indian fights are colorful sights”
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm rating: 0
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#11 GhostWriter

Stephanie should handle things the PAN way- press that shit flat, place it on an envelope, and deliver it to Apt. 105.

Seriously!

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:26 am rating: +9

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#12 SchrodingersDuck

Perhaps Stephanie and Bryn should swap places. Stephanie’s friends sound like they have a lot of problems, but a “selfish ass” is not one of them.

Also, Stephanie? JUST BECAUSE FACEBOOK SUGGESTS THE WORD “is” AT THE START OF THE STATUS, DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE IT.

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:27 am rating: +3

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#13 Hyla

WTF???

~Hyla
http://earthyfinds.blgospot.com

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:35 am rating: 0

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- #13.1 Mishee
  
  There are things we do to people who come in here and troll.
  
  (Not to be confused with “Our Trolls” – very different)
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:37 am rating: +3
- #13.2 Frankie
  
  It’s people like Hyla that give trolls like Frankie a bad name. Maybe I shouldn’t refer to myself in the third person until after I get a book deal. “The Life of a PAN Troll” ( Tails from under the bridge.)
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:52 am rating: +2
- #13.3 RunBarbara
  
  did mishee tell you that she wrote a book with a similar title?
  “The Life of a Lesbian Whore Who Trolls For Crack-Cocaine” (subtitle): Tails From Under The Freeway Overpass
  (its her life story)
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:05 pm rating: +2
- #13.4 Frankie
  
  Oh I picked it up over at the PAN library last week. It’s truly riveting.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:09 pm rating: 0
- #13.5 Woman on the Verge
  
  ‘”The Life of a Lesbian Whore Who Trolls For Crack-Cocaine” (subtitle): Tails From Under The Freeway Overpass
  (its her life story)’
  Is that the one she wrote under the pseudonym Crack Whore Cindy?
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm rating: 0
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#14 Wade

This seems to be a Typical Situation on facebook. Instead of using The Space Between thinking “What Would You Say” and posting, they always charge ahead like Ants Marching and blurt out Too Much.

Happens Everyday.

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:36 am rating: +13

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- #14.1 claw71
  
  What would you say
  
  You’d expect them to think that being Dave Matthews fans and all.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:38 am rating: +2
- #14.2 secondsout
  
  Wade, it’s too bad your comment was #14, instead of #41.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 2:53 pm rating: +2
- #14.3 Wade
  
  So Right, secondsout. But the Deed Is Done.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 3:03 pm rating: +2
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#15 Mishee

Being shit on by the same two people so many times in a month?

Stephanie must have been working on the sequel – 3G2C…

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:36 am rating: +3

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- #15.1 RunBarbara
  
  your mom does 3 or 4 per week…but i guess she’s more motivated because she uses the money to pay off her crack dealer. last time she missed a payment, he knocked out a tooth (like she can afford to be missing any more!)
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: +1
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#16 claw71

So is Jordan one of those super-sized roomies? I only ask because here smiley face seems to have a double chin.

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:45 am rating: +1

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- #16.1 RunBarbara
  
  its the Dom Delouise emoticon. the only flaw is that its hard to code a cheeseburger in between the two chins.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:50 am rating: +2
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#17 GhostWriter

Bryn’s rants and U-turn make more sense when you read Brooke’s replies:

Bryn: Brook is a bitch

Brooke: Bryn, don’t be mad just because your supposed boyfriend gave me the Dave Matthews ticket you thought he bought for you…

Bryn: We are no longer friends Brooke. Give me my Dave Matthews ticket and never talk to me again.

Brooke: I dunno, Bryn- the ticket was a gift to me, and it’s a great seat; probably worth $300. Do you want to buy it?

Bryn: I’ll send you a check because I never wanna see your selfish ass again.

Brooke: Just PayPal $300 to my account. I’ll wait… OK, I just got your payment, so I’ll send you the ticket first thing tomorrow.

Bryn: YAY! I LOVE BROOKE !!:)

Brooke: You know what else? My professor said I did so well in my Communications classes, that I can tutor students on the weekend, and they’d receive full credit for the class! Would you like to do that? Just PayPal me the tuition ($3000 per credit) and we can get you into Swarthmore!

Bryn: I would LOVE to come to college with you… so I guess every weekend be expecting me

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:49 am rating: +15

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#18 claw71

….Facebook moments like these make you realize that we might want to increase the voting and drinking ages.

Sep 19, 2008 at 10:15 am rating: +7

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- #18.1 aaa
  
  Nah, I’ve heard stories of stupid “adulty” adults (i.e. not college-aged adults) pulling this shit as well. But I suppose we could raise it so that the only people that can drink and vote are the only ones not on Facebook or don’t have blogs or anything. Old people have more important things to worry about. Like prunes and other stereotypical old people interests.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:22 am rating: +1
- #18.2 GhostWriter
  
  …like that contract bridge column they run in the papers.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:44 am rating: +2
- #18.3 Numinous
  
  I’d be happy to chair a committee that decides who is mature enough to participate in society. There’s a lot of people I know that need to be restricted that way. They also need to be removed from the gene pool.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:40 am rating: +1
- #18.4 aaa
  
  I’d love to have such a committee as well, Numinous. And once they’re removed from society, we make them fight to the death to see who is worth more as a person. Afterward, the victor also dies. Even though they’re worth more than the loser, they’re still not worth enough.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:55 pm rating: +3
- #18.5 se
  
  legalize post-natal abortion..
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 1:24 pm rating: +3
- #18.6 amazon
  
  I’d like to think of it as retro-active birth control.
  
  Sep 21, 2008 at 12:03 am rating: +1
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#19 Canthz_B

Jordan is pissed because her parents named her after their favorite athlete instead of after her grand-mother Antoinette.

Sep 19, 2008 at 11:33 am rating: +2

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#20 Frankie

It seems like I know a lot of people who are doing this with their facebooks and myspaces. What ever happened to just kicking someone’s ass when you go pissed off at them. Then it’s all over and you can go eat some pizza and drink some Cooks.

Sep 19, 2008 at 12:07 pm rating: +2

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- #20.1 aaa
  
  These people are just excited to be a part of the wave of the future by using these websites. I mean, is it really reasonable to expect anyone to behave like a mature adult and confront people directly when they have a problem instead of using this glorious new technology to let everyone they know and don’t know why they’re so pissed? I think we all know the answer.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm rating: 0
- #20.2 Frankie
  
  I don’t have a myspace. I did but I deleted it. Yesterday actually. It was super liberating too. I have to keep the facebook though. My mom cried when I got rid of the myspace. I don’t want to imagine what she’d do if the facebook was gone. *shudders*
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm rating: 0
- #20.3 se
  
  she might have to stop sellingyour baby pictures to mynakedchildonline.com and go find a real job.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 1:27 pm rating: +1
- #20.4 Frankie
  
  Fuck no. How else is she gonna make the payments on my car insurance. We need that money.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 2:46 pm rating: 0
- #20.5 Mishee
  
  Actually Frankie, I have great news….
  
  I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
  
  Maybe your mom should get a quote – if she saves enough money, she might be able to quit her job over at Hooters.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 3:07 pm rating: +1
- #20.6 Frankie
  
  Again no. That job pays for the breast implants. It was kind of a catch 22. She needed the job to get the implants and she needed the implants to get the job. Now she’s stuck there. She might be able to quit her job at the fair though.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm rating: +1
- #20.7 mrs. pommelhorst
  
  Drink cooks?
  That’s dirty, I’ve seen “Waiting” and I wouldn’t drink ANY of those cooks.
  
  Blech.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 7:10 pm rating: 0
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#21 The Mayor of Bethville

I imagine Brooke turned things around by offering Bryn a ticket to a show that doesn’t consist of musical barf.

Oh, snap.

Sep 19, 2008 at 12:29 pm rating: +1

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#22 cre8tivewmn

Bryn and Brook: That’s way too much drama to deal with in just 20 minutes! You girls have got to pace yourselves.

Sep 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm rating: 0

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- #22.1 Canthz_B
  
  Bryn and Brook should go hang out with Track and Bristol, they could even bring Willow and Trig along as pets.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm rating: +4
- #22.2 bellabeastie
  
  Perfect!! All collegiates should have a couple Alaskan buskies as roomies.
  
  Someone has to let them out.
  
  Ooh – wait – maybe that’s a bad idea-
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:42 pm rating: 0
- #22.3 Canthz_B
  
  Yes, look what happened when Bristol got out!
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 12:40 am rating: +1
- #22.4 bellabeastie
  
  Well, she hung out in the alley with Mr. Buskers..
  
  And you know the rest of the story…
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 1:17 am rating: 0
- #22.5 Canthz_B
  
  Maybe if someone had thrown water on them before things got out of hand…but then, cold showers is a poor substitute for good sex education.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 1:41 am rating: 0
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#23 TechnoCat

Does nobody else notice the first one obviously says “Christina Brewer”?

Sep 19, 2008 at 3:17 pm rating: +1

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- #23.1 bean
  
  no. definitely. not at all.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm rating: +1
- #23.2 oops
  
  Needs moar Gaussian.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 7:10 pm rating: 0
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#24 bean

apparently Stephanie didn’t get Bush’s message.

“(shit on) me once, shame on — shame on you. (shit on) me — you can’t get (shit on) again.”

Sep 19, 2008 at 4:22 pm rating: +1

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#25 What Liz Said

Seriously, there needs to be a website just for facebook dramaz.

Sep 19, 2008 at 4:23 pm rating: +4

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- #25.1 Wade
  
  I agree, Liz.
  
  It could be called Farcebook™
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:27 pm rating: +7
- #25.2 amy d
  
  How about DramaDiary (TM sign that I don’t know how to do)?
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 5:28 pm rating: +2
- #25.3 Canthz_B
  
  I’m not sure camels would like DramaDiary™
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 12:37 am rating: +4
- #25.4 aaa
  
  Ewww… Puns…
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 2:02 am rating: +1
- #25.5 amy d
  
  Puns are the fruit of life.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 5:07 am rating: +1
- #25.6 aaa
  
  Puns are Satan. Or something else that’s mildly evil…
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 10:43 am rating: 0
- #25.7 amy d
  
  No, they are a gift from the Great Comic in the Sky to your funny bone.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 10:58 am rating: +1
- #25.8 aaa
  
  Puns are a flaming fudge bag on your front porch from the Hated Prop Comic Deep Within the Earth.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 11:21 am rating: 0
- #25.9 amy d
  
  Alright, so we’ll agree to disagree before this gets ugly and we become frenemies.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 11:26 am rating: 0
- #25.10 Mishee
  
  aaa – now be nice to amy. we all have different views and can’t we all just geta bong??
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 11:31 am rating: +1
- #25.11 aaa
  
  I’m afraid that won’t be possible. My anti-pun faith says that I must forcefully convert those who do not agree. I mean, everyone knows that’s the best way of creating peace and harmony and all that other hippie shit. I guess bongs too, if that’s what it’ll take to get you to hate puns, too.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 11:44 am rating: 0
- #25.12 Wade
  
  Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm rating: +4
- #25.13 Canthz_B
  
  aaa must not be a blond because we all know blonds have more pun!
  
  Wade, I see that fortune cookie writing gig is working out well for you!
  
  Sep 21, 2008 at 4:13 am rating: 0
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#26 bellabeastie

Dear Claw- WAAAAY back to post #7.8 – (because I was at work and couldn’t get a word in edgewise, anyway)..

I’m actually free Saturday. I think I have an opening..and now that amy d changed it —- :0

Sep 19, 2008 at 10:58 pm rating: 0

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#27 Logical

Wow Brooke’s stock plummeted faster than Lehman Bros.!!!!!!

Check out this post – Should give everyone a laugh in this midst of all this election and financial crisis hysteria!!!

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/09/20/green-with-envy/

Sep 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm rating: 0

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#28 Canthz_B

Bullshit is bullshit, bitch bullshit is cow-shit.

Sep 21, 2008 at 4:24 am rating: +3

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#29 andymydear

This would probably be less discouraging if these people were, say, thirteen.

Sep 21, 2008 at 8:13 pm rating: 0

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#30 i challenge you to an emoticon-off!

[...] related: facebook: a place for frenemies [...]

Oct 24, 2008 at 4:57 pm rating: 0

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#31 Sherrie Foley

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Nov 13, 2008 at 12:44 am rating: 0

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#32 Nauteaufaire

Your comments are more interesting then the blog shit.

Feb 22, 2009 at 6:34 pm rating: 0

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#33 10 Facebook Status Updates DON’TS - Reface your Facebook

[...] 2. The Passive Aggression Do you really think the object of your aggression is going to read what you’ve written, sensibly digest and modify their behaviour accordingly? To date, it’s never happened. What has happened, is this. [...]

Apr 3, 2009 at 10:16 am rating: 0

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#34 analog version of a facebook wall post

[...] related: facebook, a place for frenemies [...]

Jul 11, 2009 at 7:31 pm rating: 0

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#35 colin

lol @ the last rapport

Aug 19, 2009 at 11:14 am rating: 0

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