facebook: a place for frenemies

September 19th, 2008 · 121 comments

in this edition of facebook friday…an assortment of cat fights in the making, plucked from the newsfeeds of the innocent facebookers caught in the crossfire!

exhibit a)

exhibit b)

exhibit c)

the smiley face there is a nice touch, but my favorite this time around has to be this doozy of an about-face (read from the bottom up):

extra credit: like, omg, passive-aggressive notes is on facebook?

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#1 Quite Contrary

Don’t any of these people realize Facebook is read by others?

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:11 am rating: +9

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- #1.1 aaa
  
  Nope. Why else do you think people get fired after posting risque photos or saying things unbecoming to somebody in whatever profession they’re in?
  
  Also,
  
  12 Photos That Should Never Have Been Posted Online
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:54 am rating: +2
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#2 Quite Contrary

What’s a bundle? A roommate? A pet? An electric device?

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:12 am rating: +8

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#3 Woman on the Verge

Brooke and Brynn: Schizophrenia CAN be treated:)

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:17 am rating: +4

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#4 park rose

Bryn is Brooke’s (dyslexic) bitch.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:19 am rating: 0

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#5 amy d

Stephanie’s friends must be using a fiber supplement in order to stay regular.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:23 am rating: +6

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- #5.1 Frankie
  
  I love you miss amy
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:42 am rating: 0
- #5.2 Frankie
  
  …maybe that’s coming on too strong.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:43 am rating: 0
- #5.3 amy d
  
  Au contraire, my Frankie. It is perfect.
  
  *pulls Frankie into a bear hug*
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:49 am rating: 0
- #5.4 Frankie
  
  frankie sniffs miss amy’s hair
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:59 am rating: +3
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#6 claw71

It could be wishful thinking on my part, but I think a lot of this tension could be relieved with a healthy dose of penis.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:28 am rating: +14

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- #6.1 RunBarbara
  
  there is nothing healthy about your penis.
  Jordan is pissed because its not just a rash, its motherfucking gonorrhea. Thanks Claw, you girthy bastard!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:54 am rating: +11
- #6.2 aaa
  
  Oh, I was thinking wishfully and was thinking this tension could be relieved with a healthy dose of fist to the head. :C
  
  But your suggestion is much better, claw. It’s always much better.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:55 am rating: +4
- #6.3 Bellabeastie
  
  Works for me every time.
  
  Penis, that is. Prefer to avoid the fist to the head.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:57 am rating: +3
- #6.4 Mishee
  
  Possibly some NPC to go with the penis.
  
  That always relieves my tension.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:59 am rating: +1
- #6.5 claw71
  
  Why a fist to the head, aaa? There are so many other places a fist can be put. You poor repressed thing, just open your mind and a little amyl nitrate will open up the rest. You’ll like it or at least I’ll make you like it.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:05 am rating: +1
- #6.6 Mishee
  
  now you keep your hands off my Troll claw!
  
  She is nice and sweet and I don’t want you fucking her up like you did RB!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:11 am rating: +2
- #6.7 aaa
  
  Amyl nitrate? Shame on you! Here I was trying to practice my ass-kicking skills for when I get to work for the government and abuse my power, and here you are sullying it with your, well, you know. Shame!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:13 am rating: 0
- #6.8 RunBarbara
  
  shame is just one of the many emotions you will feel in the clutches of claw, aaa.
  another is guilt.
  another is outrage when you see the medical bills. do you know how much its costs to stitch ones nipple back on?
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:47 am rating: +2
- #6.9 aaa
  
  Ha! I have no shame or guilt. I sold those emotions long ago since they did me no good. Even if claw does get me in his clutches, I’ll give him a run for his money. You don’t know what I’m capable of. Yet.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:54 am rating: 0
- #6.10 Numinous
  
  I want to be at that party.
  
  Don’t worry, I can help. I have some very nice restraints.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:33 am rating: 0
- #6.11 snee
  
  well, i have no restraint, so i’ll be there too.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:33 pm rating: +1
- #6.12 Woman on the Verge
  
  Restraint? What’s that?
  
  Sep 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm rating: +1
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#7 Mishee

I hate Facebook Friday - its almost as bad as when RunBarbara makes me participate in Tranny Tuesday.

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:29 am rating: +4

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- #7.1 claw71
  
  Well come talk to me about it after you’ve participated inWatersports Wednesday or Mother’s Milk Monday.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 8:37 am rating: 0
- #7.2 RunBarbara
  
  those were your idea! i only celebrated Dirty Sanchez Sundays before you two ambled in like a couple of gimps.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:48 am rating: +3
- #7.3 Mishee
  
  One thing I would like to do away with is Threshing Machine Thursdays.
  
  You may enjoy it, but it hurts me!!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:00 am rating: +3
- #7.4 amy d
  
  Fisting Fridays is rather painful, as well. It wouldn’t be so bad if Rb didn’t have the man hands.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:03 am rating: +3
- #7.5 Bellabeastie
  
  I’ve always been a fan of Slip Me Some Tongue Saturdays. But that’s just me.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:09 am rating: 0
- #7.6 amy d
  
  You didn’t get the memo, Bella? We changed it to S & M Saturdays. Slip Me Some Tongue was too tame for those freaky bastards.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:13 am rating: 0
- #7.7 claw71
  
  Actually, I shouldn’t complain about the weekly routine. The holidays are the worst. Have you been at RB’s house on Veteran’s Day? All of the local VFW halls charter buses and she pulls an endless train of flabby old men who stink of cheap cigarettes and Ben Gay. And I don’t even want to talk about what she did to me on Flag Day. I that the rectal lacerations would have healed by now…
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:14 am rating: 0
- #7.8 claw71
  
  Bella, I’m available this Saturday…if you’d like me to schedule your openings.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:17 am rating: 0
- #7.9 RunBarbara
  
  well, im awfully partial to Rosh Hashanah. nothing is quite as cute as a curly Jew head bobbing up and down in my crotch until sundown.
  thats when the real fun begins.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:48 am rating: +2
- #7.10 secondsout
  
  And when we celebrate the Catholic holidays, St. Blaze day is always fun. I get to “bless” RB’s throat.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:05 am rating: +1
- #7.11 RunBarbara
  
  Forgive me, secondsout, for I have sinned. I hope youre warming your iron combs to make me pay.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:09 am rating: +1
- #7.12 Mark
  
  This is true. I went to a Catholic high school, and every year I thought it was really weird to get my throat blessed. I mean, WTF?
  
  And before y’all get started, it was blessed by a priest wielding a crucifix, and he was fully clothed. Until after the service. Then the gay orgy started, with many pearl necklaces given out.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:11 am rating: 0
- #7.13 RunBarbara
  
  i miss catholic school. i havent been really satisfied since i graduated.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:16 am rating: 0
- #7.14 Numinous
  
  Since today’s “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, I presume there’s some special celebration to be had?
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:35 am rating: 0
- #7.15 secondsout
  
  Yes, pirate day. That’s where RB’s scurvy just completes the costume. Then she clambers down from the top of the mast, before I keelhaul her and plunder her booty. She’s quite the buckin’eer.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:00 pm rating: +1
- #7.16 RunBarbara
  
  hopefully pirate day wont end like it did last year-
  with sout wearing an eyepatch and claw showing us why they call it a “poop deck”.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:03 pm rating: +3
- #7.17 bean
  
  Mark,
  
  omg. You just brought back horrible memories I had repressed about my catholic education.
  
  why the fuck DID they bless our throats? I cannot remember for the life of me…
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm rating: 0
- #7.18 bean
  
  Mark,
  You just brought back horrible memories I had repressed about my catholic education.
  
  why the fuck DID they bless our throats? I cannot remember for the life of me…rrrrrr.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm rating: 0
- #7.19 bean
  
  damn stupid…double posts!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm rating: 0
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#8 Thiefree

Holy hell, that’s an impressive one-minute u-turn!

Sep 19, 2008 at 8:44 am rating: +6

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- #8.1 aaa
  
  Have you ever been a highschooler with a Livejournal? I have. This is nothing compared to what I have seen.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:17 am rating: +2
- #8.2 GhostWriter
  
  I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:46 am rating: +4
- #8.3 Mark
  
  I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:52 am rating: 0
- #8.4 RunBarbara
  
  I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate….
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:55 am rating: 0
- #8.5 Lex Luther
  
  Ah, I love that film. Turns out Stephen Hawking was a replicant all along.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:55 am rating: +1
- #8.6 RunBarbara
  
  WTF??!?! MARK!! I HATE YOU!!!
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: +3
- #8.7 GhostWriter
  
  Mark Wins!
  …and all because RB searched for an umlaut.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:01 am rating: +4
- #8.8 RunBarbara
  
  GW, if you only knew how many times that has been said to me….
  anyway, i should win. i went as pris last halloween. motherfucking mark. i’ll get him. so help me i’ll get him….
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:06 am rating: +2
- #8.9 Mark
  
  And my little dog too?
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:20 am rating: +4
- #8.10 Ti O
  
  This is Zhora. She’s trained for an Off-World kick murder squad. Talk about Beauty and the Beast - she’s both.
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 3:11 pm rating: 0
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#9 madison

Hello? Get your Dave Matthews ticket before you hurl insults and threats to never speak to someone again. Duh.

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:10 am rating: +5

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#10 GhostWriter

Bullshit Jenny;
…didn’t she ride with Calamity Jane?

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:19 am rating: +11

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- #10.1 Canthz_B
  
  Or Wrangler Jane!
  
  Hint: “Where Indian fights are colorful sights”
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm rating: 0
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#11 GhostWriter

Stephanie should handle things the PAN way- press that shit flat, place it on an envelope, and deliver it to Apt. 105.

Seriously!

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:26 am rating: +9

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#12 SchrodingersDuck

Perhaps Stephanie and Bryn should swap places. Stephanie’s friends sound like they have a lot of problems, but a “selfish ass” is not one of them.

Also, Stephanie? JUST BECAUSE FACEBOOK SUGGESTS THE WORD “is” AT THE START OF THE STATUS, DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE IT.

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:27 am rating: +3

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#13 Hyla

WTF???

~Hyla
http://earthyfinds.blgospot.com

Sep 19, 2008 at 9:35 am rating: 0

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- #13.1 Mishee
  
  There are things we do to people who come in here and troll.
  
  (Not to be confused with “Our Trolls” - very different)
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 9:37 am rating: +3
- #13.2 Frankie
  
  It’s people like Hyla that give trolls like Frankie a bad name. Maybe I shouldn’t refer to myself in the third person until after I get a book deal. “The Life of a PAN Troll” ( Tails from under the bridge.)
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 11:52 am rating: +2
- #13.3 RunBarbara
  
  did mishee tell you that she wrote a book with a similar title?
  “The Life of a Lesbian Whore Who Trolls For Crack-Cocaine” (subtitle): Tails From Under The Freeway Overpass
  (its her life story)
  
  Sep 19, 2008 at 12:05 pm rating: +2
- #13.4 Frankie

painfully polite and hilariously hostile writings from shared spaces the world over

facebook: a place for frenemies

September 19th, 2008 · 121 comments

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