Facebook: a place for frenemies

September 19th, 2008 · 124 comments

In this edition of Facebook Friday…an assortment of cat fights in the making, plucked from the newsfeeds of the innocent Facebookers caught in the crossfire!

Exhibit a)

HOW IS IT YOU CALL TO SEE IF A FRIEND WANTS TO CHILL AND YOU GET BLASTED ON OVER SOME BITCH BULL SHIT! THAT MEANS YOUR BULL SHIT JENNY!

Exhibit b)

Wow never thought you could be shit on by the same two people so many times in a month!! Good Riddance & fuck you!!

Exhibit c)

Jordan is beyond pissed at her retarded roommate (but still loves the other two bundles :) )

The smiley face there is a nice touch, but my favorite this time around has to be this doozy of an about-face (read from the bottom up):

Bryn & Brooke

related: No offense! (just kidding) No worries! (just kidding)

extra credit: Like, OMG, PAN is on Facebook?

FILED UNDER: exclamation-point happy!!!! · Facebook · frenemies · mean girls · most popular notes of 2008 · smiley


124 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Quite Contrary bang

    Don’t any of these people realize Facebook is read by others?

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:11 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Quite Contrary bang

    What’s a bundle? A roommate? A pet? An electric device?

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:12 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Woman on the Verge

    Brooke and Brynn: Schizophrenia CAN be treated:)

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:17 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   park rose

    Bryn is Brooke’s (dyslexic) bitch.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   amy d bang

    Stephanie’s friends must be using a fiber supplement in order to stay regular.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:23 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Frankie bang

      I love you miss amy

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Frankie bang

      …maybe that’s coming on too strong.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   amy d bang

      Au contraire, my Frankie. It is perfect.

      *pulls Frankie into a bear hug*

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Frankie bang

      frankie sniffs miss amy’s hair

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:59 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   claw71 bang

    It could be wishful thinking on my part, but I think a lot of this tension could be relieved with a healthy dose of penis.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:28 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   RunBarbara bang

      there is nothing healthy about your penis.
      Jordan is pissed because its not just a rash, its motherfucking gonorrhea. Thanks Claw, you girthy bastard!

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:54 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   aaa

      Oh, I was thinking wishfully and was thinking this tension could be relieved with a healthy dose of fist to the head. :C

      But your suggestion is much better, claw. It’s always much better.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:55 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Bellabeastie

      Works for me every time.

      Penis, that is. Prefer to avoid the fist to the head.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:57 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Mishee bang

      Possibly some NPC to go with the penis.

      That always relieves my tension.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:59 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   claw71 bang

      Why a fist to the head, aaa? There are so many other places a fist can be put. You poor repressed thing, just open your mind and a little amyl nitrate will open up the rest. You’ll like it or at least I’ll make you like it.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Mishee bang

      now you keep your hands off my Troll claw!

      She is nice and sweet and I don’t want you fucking her up like you did RB!

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:11 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   aaa

      Amyl nitrate? Shame on you! Here I was trying to practice my ass-kicking skills for when I get to work for the government and abuse my power, and here you are sullying it with your, well, you know. Shame!

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.8   RunBarbara bang

      shame is just one of the many emotions you will feel in the clutches of claw, aaa.
      another is guilt.
      another is outrage when you see the medical bills. do you know how much its costs to stitch ones nipple back on?

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:47 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.9   aaa

      Ha! I have no shame or guilt. I sold those emotions long ago since they did me no good. Even if claw does get me in his clutches, I’ll give him a run for his money. You don’t know what I’m capable of. Yet.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.10   Numinous bang

      I want to be at that party.

      Don’t worry, I can help. I have some very nice restraints.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.11   snee

      well, i have no restraint, so i’ll be there too.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 12:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.12   Woman on the Verge

      Restraint? What’s that?

      Sep 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Mishee bang

    I hate Facebook Friday – its almost as bad as when RunBarbara makes me participate in Tranny Tuesday.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:29 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   claw71 bang

      Well come talk to me about it after you’ve participated inWatersports Wednesday or Mother’s Milk Monday.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 8:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   RunBarbara bang

      those were your idea! i only celebrated Dirty Sanchez Sundays before you two ambled in like a couple of gimps.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Mishee bang

      One thing I would like to do away with is Threshing Machine Thursdays.

      You may enjoy it, but it hurts me!!

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   amy d bang

      Fisting Fridays is rather painful, as well. It wouldn’t be so bad if Rb didn’t have the man hands.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:03 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   Bellabeastie

      I’ve always been a fan of Slip Me Some Tongue Saturdays. But that’s just me.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   amy d bang

      You didn’t get the memo, Bella? We changed it to S & M Saturdays. Slip Me Some Tongue was too tame for those freaky bastards.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.7   claw71 bang

      Actually, I shouldn’t complain about the weekly routine. The holidays are the worst. Have you been at RB’s house on Veteran’s Day? All of the local VFW halls charter buses and she pulls an endless train of flabby old men who stink of cheap cigarettes and Ben Gay. And I don’t even want to talk about what she did to me on Flag Day. I that the rectal lacerations would have healed by now…

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.8   claw71 bang

      Bella, I’m available this Saturday…if you’d like me to schedule your openings.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.9   RunBarbara bang

      well, im awfully partial to Rosh Hashanah. nothing is quite as cute as a curly Jew head bobbing up and down in my crotch until sundown.
      thats when the real fun begins.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.10   secondsout bang

      And when we celebrate the Catholic holidays, St. Blaze day is always fun. I get to “bless” RB’s throat.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.11   RunBarbara bang

      Forgive me, secondsout, for I have sinned. I hope youre warming your iron combs to make me pay.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:09 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.12   Mark bang

      This is true. I went to a Catholic high school, and every year I thought it was really weird to get my throat blessed. I mean, WTF?

      And before y’all get started, it was blessed by a priest wielding a crucifix, and he was fully clothed. Until after the service. Then the gay orgy started, with many pearl necklaces given out.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.13   RunBarbara bang

      i miss catholic school. i havent been really satisfied since i graduated.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.14   Numinous bang

      Since today’s “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, I presume there’s some special celebration to be had?

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.15   secondsout bang

      Yes, pirate day. That’s where RB’s scurvy just completes the costume. Then she clambers down from the top of the mast, before I keelhaul her and plunder her booty. She’s quite the buckin’eer.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 12:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.16   RunBarbara bang

      hopefully pirate day wont end like it did last year-
      with sout wearing an eyepatch and claw showing us why they call it a “poop deck”.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 12:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.17   bean

      Mark,

      omg. You just brought back horrible memories I had repressed about my catholic education.

      why the fuck DID they bless our throats? I cannot remember for the life of me…

      Sep 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.18   bean

      Mark,
      You just brought back horrible memories I had repressed about my catholic education.

      why the fuck DID they bless our throats? I cannot remember for the life of me…rrrrrr.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.19   bean

      damn stupid…double posts!

      Sep 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Thiefree

    Holy hell, that’s an impressive one-minute u-turn!

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:44 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   aaa

      Have you ever been a highschooler with a Livejournal? I have. This is nothing compared to what I have seen.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   GhostWriter bang

      I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:46 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Mark bang

      I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   RunBarbara bang

      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate….

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Lex Luther

      Ah, I love that film. Turns out Stephen Hawking was a replicant all along.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   RunBarbara bang

      WTF??!?! MARK!! I HATE YOU!!!

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:56 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   GhostWriter bang

      Mark Wins!
      …and all because RB searched for an umlaut.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:01 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   RunBarbara bang

      GW, if you only knew how many times that has been said to me….
      anyway, i should win. i went as pris last halloween. motherfucking mark. i’ll get him. so help me i’ll get him….

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:06 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.9   Mark bang

      And my little dog too?

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:20 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.10   Ti O

      This is Zhora. She’s trained for an Off-World kick murder squad. Talk about Beauty and the Beast – she’s both.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 3:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   madison

    Hello? Get your Dave Matthews ticket before you hurl insults and threats to never speak to someone again. Duh.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:10 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   GhostWriter bang

    Bullshit Jenny;
    …didn’t she ride with Calamity Jane?

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:19 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Canthz_B bang

      Or Wrangler Jane!

      Hint: “Where Indian fights are colorful sights” :-P

      Sep 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   GhostWriter bang

    Stephanie should handle things the PAN way- press that shit flat, place it on an envelope, and deliver it to Apt. 105.

    Seriously!

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:26 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   SchrodingersDuck

    Perhaps Stephanie and Bryn should swap places. Stephanie’s friends sound like they have a lot of problems, but a “selfish ass” is not one of them.

    Also, Stephanie? JUST BECAUSE FACEBOOK SUGGESTS THE WORD “is” AT THE START OF THE STATUS, DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE IT.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Hyla

    WTF???

    ~Hyla
    http://earthyfinds.blgospot.com

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Mishee bang

      There are things we do to people who come in here and troll.

      (Not to be confused with “Our Trolls” – very different)

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:37 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Frankie bang

      It’s people like Hyla that give trolls like Frankie a bad name. Maybe I shouldn’t refer to myself in the third person until after I get a book deal. “The Life of a PAN Troll” ( Tails from under the bridge.)

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   RunBarbara bang

      did mishee tell you that she wrote a book with a similar title?
      “The Life of a Lesbian Whore Who Trolls For Crack-Cocaine” (subtitle): Tails From Under The Freeway Overpass
      (its her life story)

      Sep 19, 2008 at 12:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Frankie bang

      Oh I picked it up over at the PAN library last week. It’s truly riveting.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   Woman on the Verge

      ‘”The Life of a Lesbian Whore Who Trolls For Crack-Cocaine” (subtitle): Tails From Under The Freeway Overpass
      (its her life story)’
      Is that the one she wrote under the pseudonym Crack Whore Cindy?

      Sep 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Wade bang

    This seems to be a Typical Situation on facebook. Instead of using The Space Between thinking “What Would You Say” and posting, they always charge ahead like Ants Marching and blurt out Too Much.

    Happens Everyday.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:36 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   claw71 bang

      What would you say

      You’d expect them to think that being Dave Matthews fans and all.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   secondsout bang

      Wade, it’s too bad your comment was #14, instead of #41.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 2:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Wade bang

      So Right, secondsout. But the Deed Is Done.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Mishee bang

    Being shit on by the same two people so many times in a month?

    Stephanie must have been working on the sequel – 3G2C

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:36 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   RunBarbara bang

      your mom does 3 or 4 per week…but i guess she’s more motivated because she uses the money to pay off her crack dealer. last time she missed a payment, he knocked out a tooth (like she can afford to be missing any more!)

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:51 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   claw71 bang

    So is Jordan one of those super-sized roomies? I only ask because here smiley face seems to have a double chin.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   RunBarbara bang

      its the Dom Delouise emoticon. the only flaw is that its hard to code a cheeseburger in between the two chins.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 9:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   GhostWriter bang

    Bryn’s rants and U-turn make more sense when you read Brooke’s replies:

    Bryn: Brook is a bitch

    Brooke: Bryn, don’t be mad just because your supposed boyfriend gave me the Dave Matthews ticket you thought he bought for you…

    Bryn: We are no longer friends Brooke. Give me my Dave Matthews ticket and never talk to me again.

    Brooke: I dunno, Bryn- the ticket was a gift to me, and it’s a great seat; probably worth $300. Do you want to buy it?

    Bryn: I’ll send you a check because I never wanna see your selfish ass again.

    Brooke: Just PayPal $300 to my account. I’ll wait… OK, I just got your payment, so I’ll send you the ticket first thing tomorrow.

    Bryn: YAY! I LOVE BROOKE !!:)

    Brooke: You know what else? My professor said I did so well in my Communications classes, that I can tutor students on the weekend, and they’d receive full credit for the class! Would you like to do that? Just PayPal me the tuition ($3000 per credit) and we can get you into Swarthmore!

    Bryn: I would LOVE to come to college with you… so I guess every weekend be expecting me :)

    Sep 19, 2008 at 9:49 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   claw71 bang

    ….Facebook moments like these make you realize that we might want to increase the voting and drinking ages.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 10:15 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   aaa

      Nah, I’ve heard stories of stupid “adulty” adults (i.e. not college-aged adults) pulling this shit as well. But I suppose we could raise it so that the only people that can drink and vote are the only ones not on Facebook or don’t have blogs or anything. Old people have more important things to worry about. Like prunes and other stereotypical old people interests.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   GhostWriter bang

      …like that contract bridge column they run in the papers.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   Numinous bang

      I’d be happy to chair a committee that decides who is mature enough to participate in society. There’s a lot of people I know that need to be restricted that way. They also need to be removed from the gene pool.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 11:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   aaa

      I’d love to have such a committee as well, Numinous. And once they’re removed from society, we make them fight to the death to see who is worth more as a person. Afterward, the victor also dies. Even though they’re worth more than the loser, they’re still not worth enough.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 12:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   se

      legalize post-natal abortion..

      Sep 19, 2008 at 1:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.6   amazon bang

      I’d like to think of it as retro-active birth control.

      Sep 21, 2008 at 12:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    Jordan is pissed because her parents named her after their favorite athlete instead of after her grand-mother Antoinette.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Frankie bang

    It seems like I know a lot of people who are doing this with their facebooks and myspaces. What ever happened to just kicking someone’s ass when you go pissed off at them. Then it’s all over and you can go eat some pizza and drink some Cooks.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 12:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   aaa

      These people are just excited to be a part of the wave of the future by using these websites. I mean, is it really reasonable to expect anyone to behave like a mature adult and confront people directly when they have a problem instead of using this glorious new technology to let everyone they know and don’t know why they’re so pissed? I think we all know the answer.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   Frankie bang

      I don’t have a myspace. I did but I deleted it. Yesterday actually. It was super liberating too. I have to keep the facebook though. My mom cried when I got rid of the myspace. I don’t want to imagine what she’d do if the facebook was gone. *shudders*

      Sep 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   se

      she might have to stop sellingyour baby pictures to mynakedchildonline.com and go find a real job.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 1:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.4   Frankie bang

      Fuck no. How else is she gonna make the payments on my car insurance. We need that money.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 2:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.5   Mishee bang

      Actually Frankie, I have great news….

      I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

      Maybe your mom should get a quote – if she saves enough money, she might be able to quit her job over at Hooters.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 3:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.6   Frankie bang

      Again no. That job pays for the breast implants. It was kind of a catch 22. She needed the job to get the implants and she needed the implants to get the job. Now she’s stuck there. She might be able to quit her job at the fair though.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.7   mrs. pommelhorst

      Drink cooks?
      That’s dirty, I’ve seen “Waiting” and I wouldn’t drink ANY of those cooks.

      Blech.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 7:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   The Mayor of Bethville

    I imagine Brooke turned things around by offering Bryn a ticket to a show that doesn’t consist of musical barf.

    Oh, snap.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 12:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   cre8tivewmn bang

    Bryn and Brook: That’s way too much drama to deal with in just 20 minutes! You girls have got to pace yourselves.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Canthz_B bang

      Bryn and Brook should go hang out with Track and Bristol, they could even bring Willow and Trig along as pets.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   bellabeastie

      Perfect!! All collegiates should have a couple Alaskan buskies as roomies.

      Someone has to let them out.

      Ooh – wait – maybe that’s a bad idea-

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Canthz_B bang

      Yes, look what happened when Bristol got out! 8-O

      Sep 20, 2008 at 12:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   bellabeastie

      Well, she hung out in the alley with Mr. Buskers..

      And you know the rest of the story…

      Sep 20, 2008 at 1:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.5   Canthz_B bang

      Maybe if someone had thrown water on them before things got out of hand…but then, cold showers is a poor substitute for good sex education.

      Sep 20, 2008 at 1:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   TechnoCat

    Does nobody else notice the first one obviously says “Christina Brewer”?

    Sep 19, 2008 at 3:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   bean

      no. definitely. not at all.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   oops

      Needs moar Gaussian.

      Sep 20, 2008 at 7:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   bean

    apparently Stephanie didn’t get Bush’s message.

    “(shit on) me once, shame on — shame on you. (shit on) me — you can’t get (shit on) again.”

    Sep 19, 2008 at 4:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   What Liz Said

    Seriously, there needs to be a website just for facebook dramaz.

    Sep 19, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Wade bang

      I agree, Liz.

      It could be called Farcebook™

      ;)

      Sep 19, 2008 at 4:27 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   amy d bang

      How about DramaDiary (TM sign that I don’t know how to do)?

      Sep 19, 2008 at 5:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Canthz_B bang

      I’m not sure camels would like DramaDiary™ ;-)

      Sep 20, 2008 at 12:37 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   aaa

      Ewww… Puns…

      Sep 20, 2008 at 2:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   amy d bang

      Puns are the fruit of life.

      Sep 20, 2008 at 5:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.6   aaa

      Puns are Satan. Or something else that’s mildly evil…

      Sep 20, 2008 at 10:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.7   amy d bang

      No, they are a gift from the Great Comic in the Sky to your funny bone.

      Sep 20, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.8   aaa

      Puns are a flaming fudge bag on your front porch from the Hated Prop Comic Deep Within the Earth.

      Sep 20, 2008 at 11:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.9   amy d bang

      Alright, so we’ll agree to disagree before this gets ugly and we become frenemies.

      Sep 20, 2008 at 11:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.10   Mishee bang

      aaa – now be nice to amy. we all have different views and can’t we all just geta bong??

      Sep 20, 2008 at 11:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.11   aaa

      I’m afraid that won’t be possible. My anti-pun faith says that I must forcefully convert those who do not agree. I mean, everyone knows that’s the best way of creating peace and harmony and all that other hippie shit. I guess bongs too, if that’s what it’ll take to get you to hate puns, too.

      Sep 20, 2008 at 11:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.12   Wade bang

      Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground. ;)

      Sep 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.13   Canthz_B bang

      aaa must not be a blond because we all know blonds have more pun! ;-)

      Wade, I see that fortune cookie writing gig is working out well for you! :-P

      Sep 21, 2008 at 4:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   bellabeastie

    Dear Claw- WAAAAY back to post #7.8 – (because I was at work and couldn’t get a word in edgewise, anyway)..

    I’m actually free Saturday. I think I have an opening..and now that amy d changed it —- :0

    Sep 19, 2008 at 10:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Logical

    Wow Brooke’s stock plummeted faster than Lehman Bros.!!!!!!

    Check out this post – Should give everyone a laugh in this midst of all this election and financial crisis hysteria!!!

    http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/09/20/green-with-envy/

    Sep 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Canthz_B bang

    Bullshit is bullshit, bitch bullshit is cow-shit.

    Sep 21, 2008 at 4:24 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   andymydear

    This would probably be less discouraging if these people were, say, thirteen.

    Sep 21, 2008 at 8:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   i challenge you to an emoticon-off!

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    Oct 24, 2008 at 4:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Sherrie Foley

    lb7c9ogw9j8pd56u

    Nov 13, 2008 at 12:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Nauteaufaire

    Your comments are more interesting then the blog shit. :D

    Feb 22, 2009 at 6:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   analog version of a facebook wall post

    [...] related: facebook, a place for frenemies [...]

    Jul 11, 2009 at 7:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   colin

    lol @ the last rapport

    Aug 19, 2009 at 11:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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